Song for Jackie.MOV
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Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube on 16 September 2010. At Jackie's direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" "Heavenly-Matched Love",[1] his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies. Chris changes the lyrics greatly from the original song, turning it from a meaningful '90s alt-pop tune about the isolation of children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a gal-pal falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his manboobs flailing wildly with each gyration.
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| Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.
I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too. Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series. |
| Song For Jackie | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Racism,  Sex,  Love Quest
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| Performance Style |  "Comedy",  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  The Trucker
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| “ | No Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle No Saiyans on de fiddle like this! |
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Transcript
[fake-sounding accent] 'Ello. I am glasses-wearing genie, Mr. Popo! [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.
[plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", then starts "singing" ]
- Once, there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who
- Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
- But after his high school years,
- He...lost...his friends and was troll-tortured
- By bullies who were jealous
- of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono.
- Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmmmmm mmm mmmmmm...mmmmm...
- Once, there was this girl who
- Continued to have friends long after high school.
- She could have had her pick of men,
- But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
- They matched up very well, heavenly matched...
- Loooove, it was so!
- Mmmmmmmmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...mmmm...
- Mmmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
- And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad
- When they both saw each other's eyes.
- When they met up!
- They both thought of each other. Very often!
- They had enjoyed each other's company
- Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
- In fantasy, their days were simple
- And! They looked to be married and have their own boy
- And girl. It's true!
- Wait for marriage invitations! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm...mmmmmmmmmm...
- Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm...
[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player]
- Ay-and there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
- No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
- Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
- No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing]
- Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
- Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
- And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
- No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
- Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
- No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
- Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
- Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!
Fan videos
| Hank Hill Listens to Chris-Chan Sing | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 23 March 2013 |
| Made By | The3ninjakids |
| Other Info | Hank Hill's reaction to "Song for Jackie.MOV" |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Christian Weston Chandler's song for Jackie. | |
| Stardate | 21 September 2010 |
| Made By | YeksTimeSoon |
| Other Info | Chris's lyrics sung normally over original song |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
See also
References
| ⇐ XBox is OK.MOV | Chris's videos | Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV ⇒ |
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