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[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|120px|What Chris would look like if he actually had a black face.]]
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'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureiffic attempt to impress [[Jackie]], Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble [http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo Mr. Popo] from ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]'' and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].
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[[File:128469211411.jpg|thumb|right|The greatest show on Earth.]]  
 
'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 16 [[September 2010]]. At [[Jackie]]'s direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble {{w|Mr. Popo}} from ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' and [[Chris and music|"sings"]] '''"Heavenly-Matched Love"''',<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> his version of "{{w|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm}}" by the {{w|Crash Test Dummies}}. Chris changes the lyrics greatly from the original song, turning it from a meaningful '90s alt-pop tune about the isolation of children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a [[gal-pal]] falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a {{w|Minstrel show|minstrel song}} adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''{{w|Bamboozled}}'', his [[manboobs]] flailing wildly with each gyration.


Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to [[Niggos|blackface]], he rounds out the performance with an impromptu [[Wikipedia:Minstrel show|minstrel song]] adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''Bamboozled'', his [[muscle bra|masculine bosoms]] flailing wildly with each gyration. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown... 
==Video==
==Video==
{{quotebox|
{{quotebox|Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.
**Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.


I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.
I am not, [[:File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|nor would ever]], making fun of any [[Niggos|black people]] living, [[Chris and death|dead]] or fiction. Nor am I [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy|making fun of the Hindu people]]. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.


Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.}}
Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.}}


{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Song For Jackie
| name          = Song For Jackie
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|TzAJvMKQeJA}}
| ytid          = N06ImNoXss4
| stardate      = 16 [[September 2010]]
| stardate      = 16 [[September 2010]]
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Racism|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Racism|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|[[Niggos|"Comedy"]]}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = {{DenimJacket|text}}
| shirt          = {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous      = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
| previous      = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
| next          = Current
| next          = [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}}
}}
}}
{{quote|No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!<br />Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle<br />No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!}}
=== Transcript ===
[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|left|♫ Mammy, I'm home from Alabammy! ♫]]
[[File:PopoWTF.jpg|thumb|Mr. Popo, a ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' character who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video.]]


===Transcript===
[''fake-sounding accent''] 'Ello. I am [[glasses]]-wearing genie, Mr. Popo! [''nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio''] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story. 
[[File:Leadbelly.jpg|thumb|Leadbelly's reaction to this video.]]
[[File:PopoWTF.jpg|thumb|Mr. Popo is not amused.]]


'Ello. I am [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]] wearing genie, [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]]. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio.] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.
[''plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", then starts "singing" '']
:Once, there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who
:Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
:But after his [[high school]] years,
:He...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his [[gal pals|friends]] and was [[Chris and stress|troll-tortured]]
:By [[Trolls|bullies]] who were jealous
:[[Chris and his ego|of his material things]] [''wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger''] Nonononononono.
:Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmmmmm mmm mmmmmm...mmmmm...


[''starts "singing" ''] Once there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his [[high school]] years he...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his friends and was troll tortured. By bullies who were [[Chris and his Ego|jealous of his material things]] [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [''hums'']
:Once, there was this girl who
:Continued to have friends long after high school.
:She could have had her pick of men,
:But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
:They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]...
:Loooove, it was so!
:Mmmmmmmmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...mmmm...
:Mmmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]...
:And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Tomgirl|boirl]] and boy were glad
Loooove, he was so[?]...
:When they both saw each other's eyes.
:When they met up!
:They both thought of each other. Very often!
:They had enjoyed each other's company
:Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
:In fantasy, their days were simple
:And! They looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]
:And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true!


And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Gay|boirl]] and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true! Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]!
:Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm...mmmmmmmmmm...
:Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm...


[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this!  
[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player'']
:Ay-and there ain't no Saiyans on de [[Gitar of Fail|fiddle]],
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
:Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!  


[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing'']
[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing'']
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
 
:And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
:Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!  


And there ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no saiyans on de fiddle, no saiyans on de fiddle like this!  
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!


Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
[''spoken''] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you [[sweetheart]]. [[Bunny Hop|Boing!]]
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!


[''spoken''] Happy [[hanky-panky|loving]]! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!
==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Hank Hill Listens to Chris-Chan Sing
| ytid          = jHco_-Cwhhw
| stardate      = 23 [[March 2013]]
| maker          = The3ninjakids
| info          = [[Adult Swim|Hank Hill]]'s reaction to "Song for Jackie.MOV"
}}


{{clear}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Christian Weston Chandler's song for Jackie.
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Q2PkIGIop-k}}
| stardate      = 21 [[September 2010]]
| maker          = YeksTimeSoon
| info          = Chris's lyrics sung normally over original song
}}


==See Also==
==See also==
* [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
* [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
* [[A CWC Audition]]
* [[A CWC Audition]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|For J-R's Eyes Only]]
* [[Dragon Ball Z]]
 
{{References}}


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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[XBox is OK.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{JackieSaga}}


[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-16]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-16]]
[[Category:Videos featuring dancing]]

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The greatest show on Earth.

Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube on 16 September 2010. At Jackie's direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" "Heavenly-Matched Love",[1] his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies. Chris changes the lyrics greatly from the original song, turning it from a meaningful '90s alt-pop tune about the isolation of children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a gal-pal falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his manboobs flailing wildly with each gyration.

Video

Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.

I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.

Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.


Song For Jackie
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Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 16 September 2010
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, RacismRacism Racism, SexSex Sex, GalpalsGalpals Love Quest
Performance Style ComedyComedy "Comedy", CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
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“ No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
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Transcript

♫ Mammy, I'm home from Alabammy! ♫
Mr. Popo, a Dragon Ball character who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video.

[fake-sounding accent] 'Ello. I am glasses-wearing genie, Mr. Popo! [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", then starts "singing" ]

Once, there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who
Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
But after his high school years,
He...lost...his friends and was troll-tortured
By bullies who were jealous
of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmmmmm mmm mmmmmm...mmmmm...
Once, there was this girl who
Continued to have friends long after high school.
She could have had her pick of men,
But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
They matched up very well, heavenly matched...
Loooove, it was so!
Mmmmmmmmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...mmmm...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad
When they both saw each other's eyes.
When they met up!
They both thought of each other. Very often!
They had enjoyed each other's company
Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
In fantasy, their days were simple
And! They looked to be married and have their own boy
And girl. It's true!
Wait for marriage invitations! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm...mmmmmmmmmm...
Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm...

[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player]

Ay-and there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing]

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

Fan videos

Hank Hill Listens to Chris-Chan Sing
Click to load content
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 23 March 2013
Made By The3ninjakids
Other Info Hank Hill's reaction to "Song for Jackie.MOV"
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Christian Weston Chandler's song for Jackie.
Click to load content
Stardate 21 September 2010
Made By YeksTimeSoon
Other Info Chris's lyrics sung normally over original song
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

References

  1. ↑ Jackie E-mails 14
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