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|Title = [[Soul Calibur|Chris-chan vs. Mary Lee Walsh]] | |Title = [[Soul Calibur|Chris-chan vs. Mary Lee Walsh]] | ||
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|Subject = {{Video games}} | |Subject = {{Video games}} | ||
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| 26 February 1994 | Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes | 
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| Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Chris is one of the two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree. | ||||||
| 15 May 1998 | Song of Christian | 
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| The first recorded video by the autistic man himself. Inside, Christian presents his poem, and talk about a few issues in his early life. Notice the video has a creepy black & white tone to it. | ||||||
| 04 June 1998 | Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway |
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| Using a Game Boy camera, Chris tries and fails to make a stop-motion animaton using his legos. | ||||||
| 06 October 1999 | Chris Chan in the PokéNews |
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| Christian makes the local news for a brief second. | ||||||
| 12 July 2001 | The City of Cwicville Tour! |
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| Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy camera. | ||||||
| 22 November 2003 | Animal Crossing Documentary |
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| Chris dedicates a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in Animal Crossing. | ||||||
| 07 June 2004 | The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special |
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| Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing and provides a valuable background to his parents and how they met in a bar. | ||||||
| 20 December 2004 | So Need a Cute Girl | 
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| Chris sings the first track of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. | ||||||
| 24 February 2005 | Harvey Birdman Commercial | 
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| Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set. | ||||||
| 28 November 2006 | Pixelated PS3 |
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| Chris enters a Robot Chicken competition, "What would you for a PS3?". | ||||||
| 24 February 2007 | C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics |
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| A slideshow of his Sonichu Scrapbook and his family photos. | ||||||
| 24 February 2007 | Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE | 
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| In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris pro-actively delivers his manifesto, and also summarises the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied. | ||||||
| 01 June 2007 | Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown |
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| Chris does a rap for PaRappa the Rapper's Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown competition. Adam Stackhouse wins. | ||||||
| 01 August 2007 | CWC is Angry |
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| Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is. | ||||||
| 07 November 2007 | Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 |
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| In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot. | ||||||
| 01 May 2007 | Chris-chan vs. Mary Lee Walsh |
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| Watch Chris fight Mary Lee Walsh badly in Soul Calibur III. He threatened to beat Evan like this if he kept sending him gay art. | ||||||
| 03 August 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008 |
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| After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video. | ||||||
| 06 August 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008 | 
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| Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on Sonichu comics in peace. | ||||||
| 08 August 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008 |
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| Christian realises that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7. | ||||||
| 15 August 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008 |
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| In this video Chris concedes that Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain operation, despite his best efforts, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. | ||||||
| 28 August 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008 |
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| Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which, he would later discover was an elaborate prank. | ||||||
| 11 September 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 | 
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| Chris realises Blanca is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the fake Jimmy Hill merchandise. | ||||||
| 13 September 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 | 
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| Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game. | ||||||
| 24 September 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 |
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| After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown contest. | ||||||
| 08 October 2008 | We're Being Watched |
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| Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux stating that Blanca was real. | ||||||
| 09 October 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008 |
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| Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies. | ||||||
| 13 October 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008 |
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| Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters on Little Big Planet and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official. | ||||||
| 21 October 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008 |
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| Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu. | ||||||
| 27 October 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008 | 
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| In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear. | ||||||
| 27 October 2008 | Sonichu and Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour |
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| Chris uploaded a video showing off his custom Sonichu crap that he added to the game and plays Heartbreaker terribly. | ||||||
| 27 October 2008 | Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level |
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| Chris presents his very first look at the Sonichu level he created based on the events of Episode 1 of his comics. | ||||||
| 28 October 2008 | Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race |
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| This video demonstrates a feature in the Sonichu level where the user can unlock a race mode, requiring the player to complete the level within a three-minute time limit. | ||||||
| 29 October 2008 | A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret |
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| This video is a re-upload of the 27 October one, with no new secret revealed in the footage. Chris may have been trying to gain the attention of a LPB forum by reuploading. | ||||||
| 14 November 2008 | CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled Burgertime Level |
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| Chris plays through his intensely dull remake of Burgertime with no commentary. Note that by now Sackboy is dressed as Sonichu. | ||||||
| 14 November 2008 | CWC's Sonichu Costume for Sackboy |
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| Chris shows off the Sonichu skin he has made, and demonstrates how to recreate it. | ||||||
| 14 November 2008 | CWC's LittleBiGPlanet Collector's Case |
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| For the first time in three weeks Chris's voice is heard on the YouTube as he explains his collector's case concept. Being an autistic packrat, Chris greedily hoards every single prize he creates of obtains in LittleBigPlanet, far beyond the expectations of the game's designers. | ||||||
| 14 November 2008 | CWC's Personal LBP Collector's Case |
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| Chris shows off his own personal collector's case based on the template he explained in the previous video. | ||||||
| 24 November 2008 | PS3 History Level |
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| An advertisement/walkthrough of his entry to the LittleBigChallenge, detailing the history of the PlayStation 3 and its impact on his personal life. | ||||||
| 28 December 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 |
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| Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months to thank his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8. | ||||||
| 06 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 |
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| Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet. | ||||||
| 08 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | 
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| Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored. | ||||||
| 12 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 | 
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| Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality. | ||||||
| 15 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 |
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| Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it. | ||||||
| 17 January 2009 | CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san |
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| During his talks with Shigeru Miyamoto to produce his own line of video games, Christian hits a snag when Miyamoto jumps to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Christian Weston Chandler. | ||||||
| 18 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 |
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| Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years. | ||||||
| 19 January 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash |
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| Christian begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan cash to the death of his dog. | ||||||
| 21 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 |
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| Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon. | ||||||
| 26 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 |
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| After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video. | ||||||
| 30 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 |
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| Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality. | ||||||
| 31 January 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 |
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| Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright. | ||||||
| 05 February 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 |
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| Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian". | ||||||
| 06 February 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 |
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| Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator. | ||||||
| 08 February 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 |
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| In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires. | ||||||
| 10 February 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 |
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| Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto. | ||||||
| 17 February 2009 | CWC Shout Out to Sarah May | |||||
| 18 February 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 |
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| Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays. | ||||||
| 20 February 2009 | For Julie's Eyes Only | 
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| 23 February 2009 | Ode to Julie |
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| 04 March 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 |
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| Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion. | ||||||
| 10 March 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 |
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| Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay" in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development.In other developments, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest. | ||||||
| 12 March 2009 | CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie | |||||
| 16 March 2009 | Apology to Emily | |||||
| 16 March 2009 | Apology to Game & Hobby Place | |||||
| Chris apologizes to the The GAMe PLACe for his douchebaggery. As Chris notes in the video's info, "it's been OVER 9 Months." Why is he only saying sorry now? (SPOILER: Because he wanted those Eye of Judgement cards) | ||||||
| 18 March 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 |
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| Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy. | ||||||
| 20 March 2009 | CWC's Message for Ivy | |||||
| 26 March 2009 | CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero |
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| Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process. | ||||||
| 26 March 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009 |
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| Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave Megan alone. | ||||||
| 27 March 2009 | Tour of Chris's House |
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| 27 March 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 |
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| Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube. | ||||||
| 29 March 2009 | Chris Sings Lovin' You |
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| In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of Lovin' You is sung in the background throughout. | ||||||
| 30 March 2009 | Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora |
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| Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting. | ||||||
| 30 March 2009 | Take that Page DOWN NOW! |
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| Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face. | ||||||
| 30 March 2009 | Secret Weapon |
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| Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti). | ||||||
| 30 March 2009 | YouTube Finale |
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| Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now. | ||||||
| 09 April 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009 |
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| Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com. | ||||||
| 12 April 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009 |
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| Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her. | ||||||
| 12 April 2009 | The Return of Kimmi |
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| 12 April 2009 | Bunny Hop |
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| 12 April 2009 | More for the crabs |
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| 16 April 2009 | ACWCAudition |
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| Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "Vanessa Hudgens". | ||||||
| 16 April 2009 | April 16 Fetish Vids |
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| Three videos that were leaked, showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower. | ||||||
| 17 April 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009 |
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| Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity. | ||||||
| 17 April 2009 | I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy |
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| 23 April 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 |
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| After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash. | ||||||
| 24 April 2009 | CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me" |
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| 02 May 2009 | MEOW |
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| 30 April 2009 | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain |
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| 01 May 2009 | For My Sweetest Ivy |
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| 02 May 2009 | CWC Address to Unilever About AXE |
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| 20 May 2009 | CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters | |||||
| 12 June 2009 | Chris's Big Night Out | 
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| 15 June 2009 | I'm Sorry, Dude | |||||
| 02 July 2009 | For G4s Web Soup | |||||
| 12 July 2009 | Chris's Big Night Out II |
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| 22 July 2009 | NBC 29 McIntire Park |
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| 04 August 2009 | For Kacey from CWC | 
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| 04 August 2009 | CWC - Hand Drawn Original |
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| 17 August 2009 | City Counsil Meeting McIntire Park |
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| 18 August 2009 | CWCFighter | |||||
| 18 October 2009 | Brutal Legend | |||||
| 21 October 2009 | Brutal Legend Plus | |||||
| 23 October 2009 | I Love You Kacey |
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