Difference between revisions of "CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009"

From CWCki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
(Added Eva Unit Chris Strangles Clyde Cash)
m (punctuation)
 
(55 intermediate revisions by 32 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.]]
{{Honest}}
[[Image:Tard_Rage.png|thumb|A short summary of the video.]]
[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about [[Ivy]], was leaked.]]
[[Image:Tard Rage.png|thumb|A short summary of the video.]]


"'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]], outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, blew his stack and expressed his outrage through the only outlet he has, by yelling empty threats and dirty words on the [[YouTube]].
"'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet.


In the video, Chris threatens repeatedly to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], which is pointless since he will never stop working on his comics as long as he's willing to do whatever his [[Trolls|fake girlfriends]] tell him to do. That, and nobody really gives a crap about his [[Family Guy|shi]][[The American Rabbit|tty]] comics anyway, so announcing the ceasing of production on the comics is quite pointless, even though he is pretty much punishing his [[Fanbase|fanbase]] for his own dumb mistakes. [[Asperchu|(Perhaps this one of MANY reasons why his fanbase is turning to Asperchu...)]]
In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkop|police]].
 
He also vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkops|police]] (you know, the same people he hates for interfering with his [[Love Quest]]) who are sure to see his side of the story this time. Just how the cops are going to be able to use Clyde's handwriting to locate Clyde and arrest him is never made clear.


{{clear}}
{{clear}}
Line 12: Line 11:
==Video==
==Video==


{{Tardrage}}
{{Tardrage|1=border:7px dashed #ff8800|2=dangerous}}
 
<center>
{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = CWC Update! 27 March 2009
| name          = CWC Update! 27 March 2009
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|oUCn5jp2cJI}}
| ytid          = p-LgkC1856A
| imagewidth    = 250
| stardate       = 27 [[March 2009]]
| Stardate       = 27 March 2009
| subject        = {{Violence|text}}
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| style          = {{Rage|text}}
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| saga           = {{Clyde|text}}
| Performance Style  = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt         = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| Saga           = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt         = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]
| previous      = [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]
| next          = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]
| next          = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]
}}</center>
}}
 
{{quote|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!}}


===Transcript===
=== Transcript ===


[''deep breath''] [[Captain's Log]]. I believe it is the 27th.
[''deep breath''] [[Captain's Log]]. I believe it is the 27th.
Line 35: Line 32:
Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]].  
Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]].  


But anyway, I—apparently my, my sw—my—I—I wi—I swear to God that—cont—that [[4-cent_garbage.com|any—ANY...thing]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|to intrude in my life]] [[Trolls|to make me feel—in my life and within my family]]... [''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, [[Lie|the comic will CEASE]]! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO [[Jerkops|THE POLICE]] WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d—we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.
But anyway, [[Speech impediment|I, apparently my, my sw-, my, I, I wi-, I swear to God that, I, consi-,]]that any, ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel, in my life and within my family...[''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will
 
{{RageQuote|GO TO [[Jerkop|THE POLICE]]}}
 
WITH '''EVERY''' HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d-, we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.
 
So...in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:
 
{{RageQuote|''BACK'' THE FUCK ''OFF!''}}
 
You back the fuck off. Or...I swear, also...myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side a-
 
{{RageQuote|'''GAIN!'''}}


So... in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:
'''Or even''' '''''WORSE?!''''' 


{{RageQuote|''BACK'' THE FUCK ''OFF''}}
{{RageQuote|'''''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH]] [[Death threats|GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT]] [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH!]]''}}


You back the fuck off. Or... I swear—also... myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE! 
I will


{{RageQuote|'''''[[Song of Christian#Part 2|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH!]] I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!''}}  '''I WILL ''PAWCH'' HIS LIGHTS OUT!'''
{{RageQuote|''[[Power|PAUNCH]]'' HIS LIGHTS OUT!}}


If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In person.
If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In ''person''.


But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!
But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ''ALONE''!


I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off.
I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any


Have a good day.
{{RageQuote|FURTHER}}


==Fan videos==
incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. '''ALL RIGHT?''' Back the fuck off. Have a good day.
 
==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Get back Clyde Cash, you don't know me like that!
| name          = hnnnnng gon' strangle that clyde cash.avi 10 minutes
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|x_GG_8LtYYw}}
| ytid           = _dDrG8Aadp8
| Stardate      = 28 III 2009 
| maker         = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC78d0XwyqxzwDcsws7o-UaQ Seymour Butts]
| Maker          = falsionmkii
| stardate      = 12 [[June 2013]]
| Subject        =
| type          = sensual sounds 4 masturbation
| Video Type    =
| Other Info    =
}}{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name           = Eva Unit Chris Strangles Clyde Cash
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lGnXXTALXzY}}
| Stardate      = 03 April 2009
| Maker         = [http://www.youtube.com/user/BigBlackPony BigBlackPony]  
| Subject        =  
| Video Type    =
| Other Info    =  
}}
}}


{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]|}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]|}}
{{ClydeCashSaga}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{Clyde Saga}}
{{Clyde Saga}}


[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-27]]
[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-27]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-27]]
[[Category:Ivy Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]

Latest revision as of 08:02, 26 May 2024

HonestContent.jpg
This article is rated M for Honest Content
It may contain content deemed not safe for work. Reader discretion is advised.
Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.
A short summary of the video.

"CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009" (officially "CWC Update!!!!! 03272009") is a video in which Chris expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet.

In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the comics and vows to take samples of Clyde Cash's handwriting to the police.

Video

Chris-rage.gif

WARNING! This video features dangerous levels of Tard Rage.


CWC Update! 27 March 2009
Click to load content
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 March 2009
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Shirt Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt The Napoleon
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Tour of Chris's House - Outside 		next
Chris Sings Lovin' You


“ EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! ”

Transcript

[deep breath] Captain's Log. I believe it is the 27th.

Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about my girlfriend, even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from high school.

But anyway, I, apparently my, my sw-, my, I, I wi-, I swear to God that, I, consi-,that any, ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel, in my life and within my family...[balls hand into fist, overcome with rage] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will


GO TO THE POLICE


WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d-, we have a hand-written... hand-writing from CLYDE CASH. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.

So...in my romantic life, and amongst my TRUE gal pals, in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:


BACK THE FUCK OFF!


You back the fuck off. Or...I swear, also...myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side a-


GAIN!


Or even WORSE?!


EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!


I will


PAUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!


If I ever MEET that bastard! In person.

But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!

I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any


FURTHER


incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.

Fan Videos

hnnnnng gon' strangle that clyde cash.avi 10 minutes
Click to load content
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 12 June 2013
Made By Seymour Butts
Video Type sensual sounds 4 masturbation
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos
⇐ Tour of Chris's House Chris's videos Chris Sings Lovin' You ⇒
Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash Saga Clyde saga.png
The Players

Organizations: Sonichu Girls
People: Chris • Clyde Cash • Vivian Gee • Ryan Cash • Lordsillynipples • Bryan Bash • Sarah May • BILLY MAYS • Ignatius J. Reilly
Inanimate Objects: Clown Doll

The Games
Platforms: IRC
Chris vs. Clyde: Clyde's Return: Spider-Man Blackmail: Vivian Gee:
Coinciding Sagas
ED • PandaHalo • Julie • PS3 Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Tito • Jackie • First Exile

v • d • e  
Captain's Log
Nov 2007
7
Aug 2008
3 • 6 • 8 • 15 • 28
Sept 2008
11 • 13 • 24
Oct 2008
9 • 13 • 21 • 27
Dec 2008
Jan 2009
6 • 8 • 12 • 15 • 16 • 18 • 21 • 26 • 30 • 31
Feb 2009
8 • 10 • 18
Mar 2009
4 • 10 • 18 • 26 • 27
Apr 2009
9 • 12 • 17 • 28 • 29
May 2009
3 • 22
July 2009
1 • 7 • 22 • 29
Aug 2009
3 • 12 • 13 • 16 • 18 • 20 • 22 • 27 • 30
Sept 2009
4 • 10 • 19 • 25 • 29
Oct 2009
9 • 10 • 15
Nov 2009
12 • 14
Dec 2009
3 • 9 • 12 • 20 • 25
Jan 2010
2 • 9 • 12 • 14 • 15 • 17 • 22 • 29
Feb 2010
1 • 5 • 9
Mar 2010
2
Apr 2010
May 2010
15 • 20 • 31
Aug 2010
Sept 2010
6 • 13
July 2016
April 2017
14 • 19 • 27 • 29
May 2017
1 • 3 • 5
June 2017
7 • 14 • 23
July 2017
7 • 14
August 2017
2 • 14
September 2017
4
October 2017
4 • 5 • 9 • 17
January 2018
April 2018
July 2021
9
Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial

Retrieved from "http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009&oldid=323927"