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[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|right|The white sash says Chris made the honor roll, but the slack-jawed stare says so much more.]]
{{protip|As of 2024, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. [[China]] and/or [[pickles]] await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.}}


{{quote|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos[sic] de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]|Ricardo Weston Chandler <ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points [should be "puntas"] of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}
{{quote|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]|[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}


{{quote|HONOR ROLL MY ASS|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}
Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[Manchester High School|high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's [[Chris and...|past behavior]], [[Naive|obvious gullibility]], [[Chris and English|poor communication]] and [[Chris and his ego|self]]-[[Chris and reality|delusion]] cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status whenever and wherever possible, as it is one of the most easily measurable accomplishments in his life.


In actuality, available information about his grades and behavior in the classroom demonstrates either that Chris was a student with a mixed track record at best or that he was poorly suited for mainstream public education at worst. [[Borb|His parents]] bugged the school county enough to keep him away from special education courses that may have better suited Chris's issues, and as such, it's likely that Chris benefitted from some kind of curve from some of his teachers.


{{quote| I AM HONOR ROLL!| [[Liquid Chris]]}}
==Where Chris has claimed honor roll status==
Chris has trumpeted his honor roll status in a number of his documents and videos.


{{quote|HONOR ROLL MY ASS|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}
*The earliest reference is in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], which begins a long pattern of Chris using the honor roll line to attract the ladies.
Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in high school is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt on this claim.
*In [[Sub-Episode 2]], Chris drops the honor-roll line in a post-script to his unsolicited follow-up email to [[Hanna]]. Because the girl who just deliberately [[troll|trolled]] your [[heart level]] down to 15% will flip for you if you're on the honor roll.
 
*In his [[Miyamoto emails|e-mails]] to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], he apparently thought making the honor roll would impress a world-renowned game designer.
==Where Chris has claimed Honor Roll status==
Chris has trumpeted his honor-roll status in a number of his documents and videos.
 
*In [[Sub-Episode 2]], Chris drops the honor-roll line in a post-script to his unsolicited follow-up email to [[Hanna]]. Because the girl who just trolled your heart down to 15% will flip for you if you're on the honor roll.
*In his [[Miyamoto_Saga|e-mails to Shigeru Miyamoto]], he apparently thought making the honor roll would impress a world-renowned game designer.
*Likewise, he mentioned the honor roll early in his [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail exchanges with Blanca]].
*Likewise, he mentioned the honor roll early in his [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail exchanges with Blanca]].
*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia biography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.
*Chris's [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|Wikipedia autobiography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.
*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his autism, and how he is apparently better than those with [[Aspergers]].
*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his [[autism]], and how he is apparently better than those with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]].
*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
*Chris's first [[OkCupid]] profile from February 2009 announces that he made the honor roll.
*Chris inserted the honor roll line in his early [[dating profiles]], including [[Match.com]], his [[PSN blogs]] bio (which he used as a dating profile), and his first [[OkCupid]] profile from [[February 2009]].  
*In [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]], Chris bragged about his "honor roll points" as one of the many qualities that apparently set him apart from [[Liquid Chris]].
*In [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]], Chris bragged about his "honor roll points" as one of the many qualities that apparently set him apart from [[Liquid Chris]].
*In response, Liquid Chris picked up the honor-roll catchphrase himself, using it in one of their arguments over the phone.
*In response, Liquid Chris picked up the honor-roll catchphrase himself,<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art]]</ref> while Solid Chris used it in one of their arguments over the phone.<ref>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]</ref>
*Chris told [[Kacey Call 6|Kacey]] that he received a "star pin" for his "honor roll grades."
*Potential sweetheart [[Sydney Kirsch#Houston, we have liftoff!|Sydney Kirsch]] was informed that Chris was on honor roll as part of his standard biography.  
*In the [[Autism Awareness E-mails]], Chris mentioned making the honor roll as one reason why he did not need a caretaker or other supervision.
*In the [[Autism Awareness E-mails]], Chris mentioned making the honor roll as one reason why he did not need a caretaker or other supervision.
*As with all his potential sweethearts, Chris let [[Jackie E-mails 9|Jackie]] know that "Grade-Wise From Middle School, I was on Honor Roll ALL THE WAY."
*In [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|reply]] to the comment of a former high school [[gal-pal]] that he had looked to his female friends for protection, Chris countered that he had been self-sufficient to the extent of making honor roll.
*In [[July 2014]], Chris hit back against false rumors about his grades by reminding his [[Facebook]] fans that he made honor roll. "If you want confirmation," he advised, "you may contact the Manchester High office and inquire."
*To defend himself against [[Colin Chat 1|Colin]]'s accusation that he was stupid, Chris stated that he made honor roll in both middle and high school.
==Truthfulness of the claim==
[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The white stole says Chris made the honor roll, but the [[Creepy stare|slack-jawed stare]] says [[Slow-in-the-minds|so much more.]]]]
[[File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Chris's D+ grade in English Class.]]


==Chris made the honor roll?==
In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a stole that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester at Manchester High School only requires a 3.0 grade point average,<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_fJESV_/14cd5010b650607b3745a49013852ec4/2012-13_student_handbook.pdf</ref> with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls]] got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|intake survey]] in [[2004]] noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll. Assuming 3.0 was a B or B-, getting enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013–14, 789 students at Manchester made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll,<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGXZ_/a4271ab7097cdab83745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Regular_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref><ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGYj_/1bb1298af5762f333745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Distinguished_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref> about 40% of the total enrollment of about 1,800–2,000.<ref>https://p1pe.doe.virginia.gov/reportcard/report.do?division=21&schoolName=1531</ref> This may explain why Chris was [[Count Graduon|so upset]] at being awarded [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|''only'' a star pin for his grades]].
In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a sash that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. Depending on his school's standards for who winds up on the honor roll, it may not represent that impressive an achievement, especially if Chris was able to rack up the required grade point average with remedial course work instead of normal classes. In some schools, the only requirement is a minimum GPA, so anyone with a GPA of, say, 3.5, is on the honor roll, even if every single course was a remedial course. For what it's worth, the psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|intake survey]] in 2004 noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. It's also noted that often times with honor roll, it's not hard to get honor roll if you have done all your homework and class work and did adequate on tests, even in a normal class setting. So, A in homework, and C in tests, MIGHT average to the B area, at least enough to be considered in the honor roll.


On the other hand, it's not completely out of the question to consider that Chris might have been able to get decent grades in school. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]", he is enraged to receive an "F" in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also rages ''I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they slipped into "F"'s before long.
On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.


Chris's basic cognitive functions work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his laziness, naïveté, egotism and raging hormones have obviously led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain...but then if he weren't so blinded by his ego, he would never have believed that Nintendo was interested in his shitty knockoff character in the first place.
Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress|laziness]], [[naïve|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego|egotism]], [[Chris and anger|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)|low-quality recolor]] in the first place.


So, is Chris too stupid to have made the honor roll? Maybe. Is Chris too gullible, arrogant, and led about by his [[duck]] to function in real life? Definitely.
One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.


One would think that all Chris needs to do is to post his grades in order to end the doubts to his alleged intelligence. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers are said to be locked away beyond his reach (which could mean a number of things - they could be locked away, buried under the piles of shit that litter his house, he doesn't have them anymore and he doesn't want to reveal that to others, or he's just too lazy to get up and find them), we may never know the truth until something finally snaps and he's able to get them. On the other hand, he's probably had them all along, and would never reveal them because they prove that he's the dumbfuck we know him to be.
Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>


Contradictorily, Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]], but was too lazy to procure them himself. [[Trolls|Those]] who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note; transcripts are not too difficult to obtain.
[[Bob]] stated in a prank call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11] - 11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.


==Note==
===June 2014 leaks===
{{Main|Manchester High Leaks}}
In June of 2014, information was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] about Chris's high school days. These documents revealed that, despite one or more teachers giving him high marks that he indisputably did not deserve (possibly out of pity or their own incompetence), Chris got a D+ (72%) in English for the spring 1999 semester, and got low scores in at least two other classes. Extrapolating backwards from his English report card, however, his grade for fall 1998 was a relatively decent 84%, probably a B. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast yet more doubt on Chris's claimed honor roll status.


==Notes and references==
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==See also==
==See also==
* [[Manchester High School]]
*[[Chris and mathematics]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
*[[Manchester High School]]
*[[Slow-in-the-minds]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]


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As of 2024, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. China and/or pickles await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.
No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]
Ricardo Weston Chandler[1]
HONOR ROLL MY ASS
Vivian Gee, Audiobooks

Chris's presence on the honor roll in high school is something he often brings up as evidence of his intelligence. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior, obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status whenever and wherever possible, as it is one of the most easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

In actuality, available information about his grades and behavior in the classroom demonstrates either that Chris was a student with a mixed track record at best or that he was poorly suited for mainstream public education at worst. His parents bugged the school county enough to keep him away from special education courses that may have better suited Chris's issues, and as such, it's likely that Chris benefitted from some kind of curve from some of his teachers.

Where Chris has claimed honor roll status

Chris has trumpeted his honor roll status in a number of his documents and videos.

  • The earliest reference is in Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, which begins a long pattern of Chris using the honor roll line to attract the ladies.
  • In Sub-Episode 2, Chris drops the honor-roll line in a post-script to his unsolicited follow-up email to Hanna. Because the girl who just deliberately trolled your heart level down to 15% will flip for you if you're on the honor roll.
  • In his e-mails to Shigeru Miyamoto, he apparently thought making the honor roll would impress a world-renowned game designer.
  • Likewise, he mentioned the honor roll early in his e-mail exchanges with Blanca.
  • The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "A-U-T-I-S-M" by Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
  • Chris's Wikipedia autobiography prominently mentioned the honor roll.
  • In his Asperger's rant, Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his autism, and how he is apparently better than those with Aspergers.
  • In his first public plea for understanding on YouTube, Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
  • Chris inserted the honor roll line in his early dating profiles, including Match.com, his PSN blogs bio (which he used as a dating profile), and his first OkCupid profile from February 2009.
  • In CWC Update 29 July 2009, Chris bragged about his "honor roll points" as one of the many qualities that apparently set him apart from Liquid Chris.
  • In response, Liquid Chris picked up the honor-roll catchphrase himself,[2] while Solid Chris used it in one of their arguments over the phone.[3]
  • Chris told Kacey that he received a "star pin" for his "honor roll grades."
  • Potential sweetheart Sydney Kirsch was informed that Chris was on honor roll as part of his standard biography.
  • In the Autism Awareness E-mails, Chris mentioned making the honor roll as one reason why he did not need a caretaker or other supervision.
  • As with all his potential sweethearts, Chris let Jackie know that "Grade-Wise From Middle School, I was on Honor Roll ALL THE WAY."
  • In reply to the comment of a former high school gal-pal that he had looked to his female friends for protection, Chris countered that he had been self-sufficient to the extent of making honor roll.
  • In July 2014, Chris hit back against false rumors about his grades by reminding his Facebook fans that he made honor roll. "If you want confirmation," he advised, "you may contact the Manchester High office and inquire."
  • To defend himself against Colin's accusation that he was stupid, Chris stated that he made honor roll in both middle and high school.

Truthfulness of the claim

The white stole says Chris made the honor roll, but the slack-jawed stare says so much more.
Chris's D+ grade in English Class.

In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a stole that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester at Manchester High School only requires a 3.0 grade point average,[4] with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's intake survey in 2004 noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll. Assuming 3.0 was a B or B-, getting enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013–14, 789 students at Manchester made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll,[5][6] about 40% of the total enrollment of about 1,800–2,000.[7] This may explain why Chris was so upset at being awarded only a star pin for his grades.

On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "Song of Christian," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: "I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!", indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.

Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with computers and technology, for instance. At the same time, his laziness, naïveté, egotism, temperament and sexual frustration have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that Nintendo was interested in his low-quality recolor in the first place.

One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to Mailbag 19, Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the house fire and the disorganization of the year-long relocation in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.

Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of public record, and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, those who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.[8]

Bob stated in a prank call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.[9] It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in A Week With Christian Chandler, Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on Facebook in July 2014 that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.

June 2014 leaks

Main article: Manchester High Leaks

In June of 2014, information was released on the CWCki Forums about Chris's high school days. These documents revealed that, despite one or more teachers giving him high marks that he indisputably did not deserve (possibly out of pity or their own incompetence), Chris got a D+ (72%) in English for the spring 1999 semester, and got low scores in at least two other classes. Extrapolating backwards from his English report card, however, his grade for fall 1998 was a relatively decent 84%, probably a B. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast yet more doubt on Chris's claimed honor roll status.

Notes and references

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