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On 21 April 2018, Chris uploaded a cover of "All Star" by Smash Mouth to the Idea Guys on Discord during the Cryzel Torture chat. The video was eventually leaked by Null.

On 18 November 2018, the second part of Chris singing the same song, this time while mass debating, was leaked to his Twitter by a troll impersonating Magi-Chan. It was deleted minutes later, but it was quickly preserved. More parts of video would be leaked by the Teen Troon Squad onto /cow/ on 31 December 2018.

Notably, Chris sings in the same growling voice that he used to indicate he was singing under duress way back in It's UGH! (2009).

Singing All Star Part 1

Chris chan sings All Star
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[Chris makes a constipated grunt and the camera briefly gains a green tint. He begins reading the lyrics from his phone in a similar constipated low growl, with heavy tone variation, and gesticulating wildly.] Some-BODY once told me,

the WORLD is gonna ROLL ME!

I ain't the sharpest [voice drops to croaking voice] torl in the sheeeed!

She was looking [Chris gives up on following the melody] kinda dumb

[Mimes along with the next two lines] With her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an L, on her foreheeead!

[Remembers the melody again] Well... the years start comin'

And they don't starp comin'

Feh to the rules and they hit the ground runnin'

It dudn't make sense not to live for fun

[High growl, slurred] Y'brain gets smart [Low growl] but yer head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see,

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't GLOW

Hey know, you're an all star

Get your game on, go bleh

Hurr nurr, yer a ruckstar

Get the show on, get beh

[Shakes his phone] And all that glitters is gooold

Only shootin' STUURS break the mooold?

It's a col' place, and they say i'gets col'er

Yer bun'led up now until y'ge' ol'er

The me'eor men beg t'differ

Judgin' by the hole in their satellite picture

The ice ge' thay, [gibberish as he loses his place] w'er w'er w'er... [small groan]

[Picks up the tempo] W'er's ge'in warm so ya might as well swim!

My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?

That's the way I like it, I'll never get bore'

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get the show on, get beh

[Begins continuously shaking phone] An' all that gli'ers is gooold!

Only shootin' staaars breeeak the mooold!

[Almost 20 seconds of growling, warbling and Hulk Hogan-like arm shaking]

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get yer show on, get bleh

[Poses with arms out and head low] An' ALL that gli'ers is GOOOL'

[Another brief growl solo]

Only shootin' staaaaaaars...

Somebody once-- [Unintelligible]

Spare some change for gas, I need to get away from

Self away from this place

[Growls]

I sai', "Yup... WHA' CONCE'!

I could use lotta fuel myself!

An' we could all use a little [Leaning towards the camera] chaaange!"

[Growl rising in pitch]

Well, the years start comin'

And they don't stop comin'

I feh to the rules an' I hit the ground ruh

Di'n' make sense not to live for fun

Yer brain gets smart but yer head gets dumb

So much to do, so much t'see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

Ya never know if you don't go. [Lurches towards the camera] GUH-OOH!

Ya never knuh if ya don't [Lurches again, but less intensely] glow

Hey now, you're an ahrl star

Get the game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a wock star

Get the show on, get pay

An' all that gli'ers is goool'!

[Growls]

Only shootin' stars break the mol'?

An' all that gli'ers is gold

Only shoo'in' stars, break the frickin' moooold!

[Chris makes an extended constipated grunt, picks up the camera, spins around and punches it to the ground.]

Singing All Star Part 2

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The uncensored version can be found here, if you really need to see it.

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This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers - The guy in the "bluegras state" You lose farms!

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[Chris is kneeling on his bed in the nude, pounding on his bent duck while writhing in discomfort. The shitty camera quality and blue pillow somewhat obscure his bits, but it's otherwise completely obvious what he's doing.]

--your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
...what's wrong with TAKING the backstreet?!
Uh, no, fairy snow
Never shine if you don't know!

Hey now, you're an all star
Get show on, get paid
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get PAID
And all that glitters is GOOOOLLLD
...shooting stars break the MOOOOLD
And all [mumbling] is gooooold
Only shootin' stars break the MOOOOOOOLLLLDDD!!!!!
[music ends and all that's left is the unholy sound of Chris fapping]

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