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The '''Jack Thaddeus E-mails''' are a series of correspondence between [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Chris]], under the guise of Jack's daughter Samantha.
==7/13/09==
{{quotebox|Subject: What do you want? >:(}}


After the [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]], Samantha allowed Chris to break into her e-mail account to pretend to be his daughter in order to get his [[PSN]] accounts back from Jack Thaddeus.  All this led to the culmination of this [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC Chat]]. Samantha pretended to be another 3rd party known as [[Kate]] who were BFFs while Jack arranged for a [[Liquid Chris|man at Otakon]] to make a lot of money off [[Sonichu]] merchandise. Is this confusing enough?
{{quoteboxred|Subject: you're such a gentleman


==7/18/09==
-JThadius


{{EmailReply|Subject: Hey, man
p.s. my teacher once told me never to leave a computer unattended. i don't understand what he means.}}


LOL, I'm da man!  Got my stuff back, clean as a thistle.  :)
{{quotebox|Subject: What is your game, Devil?}}
Listen, Bro, I can dig [[Chris|Chrissy]] hasslin' u for his accounts back.  I have da plan on how to REALLY mess with him.  Give me back a couples of his account; that way he can't get them ALL from you.  :D  And besides that, he ain't hasslin' me as much now that he has YOU, da Bigger Man of This Era with dat Heavy [[Power]].  Besides, I am fondin' over his Creatures Classic I noticed he had; I'm a sucker for those space monkies.  And I'll nix his French with my alt. address.  :D  LULZ  LULZ  LULZ
Take care, Sweet King.
Sam}}


==7/19/09==
{{quoteboxred|Subject: i see you have some yen left if your account


{{Email|Oh hi, sorry it took me awhile to reply.  
my comrade can't read japanese so he's thinking about giving the account to me. what do you recommend on me purchasing first?


Why the fuck is my daughter talking like a god damn Super Spaded Jungle Bunny Spook? Have you been doing drugs again? I told [[Clyde]] not to introduce you to jenkem! Where was the man I loved in him? Thank God he's dead.
-JThadius}}


Have you been hanging around with Maurice, Jamal & those other [[Niggers]]? I kept telling you they are never going to make it big in the Bad Boy Entertainment. It still disgusts me I caught you in bed with ALL OF THEM. To imagine your the same girl I adopted those years back.
{{quotebox|Subject: Silence Fool


I will not give you the password info until you sober up.
Dismiss your Foolery, and State your Business.}}


I don't want you to do that shit again!
{{quoteboxred|I want a duel. What do you say to a showdown?}}


Love
{{quotebox|Subject: Be more specific; details.}}
<br>-Father}}


{{EmailReply|I'm sorry, daddy.  I was tired after a long day.  No, I have been staying FAR AWAY from those boys; I hate them for what they did to me.
{{quotebox|Subject: In fact,
I'm cool now.  I heard Chris could not seal the deal; I can't believe he could not even do that to save his own life, much less his PSN accounts.  He is pathetic.
So, where do we go from here on this Trollin' Train, daddy?
Love ya,
Sam}}


{{Email|We already talked about this already, did you forget?
Why don't you come down to my house yourself in person, unless you are the cowardly weakling?}}


Well the new plan is to use Chris' own words against him from his recent video, "[[Rollin' and Trollin'|Rolling & Trolling]]". I'm going to use the exact quote "I'm a man who works 40 hours a week" & send it to the welfare people where he gets his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social security money]] from, canceling it making him forfeit his welfare money.
{{quoteboxred|Subject: Duel!


The only way this plan can get ruined is that Chris makes a video admitting his [[autism]] & taking back every lie he has said.
You're the one who wants the PSN pass back, Why should I come to YOU when I have all the chips on the table?


I gotta find the passwords in my documents, give me about 2 hours. reply back what you think of this plan.
Isn't The Hero Suppose To Come And Face The Villain To Rescue The Princess?


Love
These are my terms, I am a Virgin myself and I could guarantee that I will lose my virginity within the week. If you have sex within the week, you are the victor of the gentlemen's duel. You must take a picture of yourself with the naked "lucky" woman to be nude.}}
<br>Daddy}}


{{EmailReply|Sounds good.  :)  Thanks, daddy.
{{quotebox|If I have sex within this week, and take a picture of me and her, you will give me back my accounts; I've noticed you've stepped it up a notch and stole my secondary USA account; I want that account back as well.}}


Love
{{quoteboxred|Pictures can be photoshoped I want a video of you losing your virginity to the "lucky" lady. If you do this I will give you the accounts back plus a 50 dollar bonus for each account.}}
<br>Sam}}


{{Email|This is the password to the japanese one
{{quoteboxred|Subject: Final Condition.
You remember that picture you drew of Megan with your thumb up while fingering her? Of course you do!


ChrisLikesGiantBlackCocks}}
When you have sex I want you to reinact that scene with you holding your thumb up while fingering.}}


{{Email|are you there?}}
{{quotebox|Fair enough; where would you like me to upload the video?}}


{{Email|Did the password work?}}
{{quoteboxred|Redtube.com


{{EmailReply|The password isn't working for me; it's soo long, plus I could be inputing the wrong e-mail.
And it has to be a REAL WOMAN not a DOLL or an ANIMAL..  


Sam}}
are the terms clear?}}


{{Email|Kate probably changed it so she could download stuff.  
{{quotebox|Fair enough. But still, where should I upload the video after filming?}}


Can you tell me how your day went? I haven't seen you in awhile. Also Do you know if Chris will make a video taking back his own claim of being a troll? Either way I'm working with the Welfare staff right now. If chris makes the video claiming autism my plans are RUINED.}}
{{quoteboxred|While you upload it to redtube please upload the video to mediafire.com


{{Email|Oh btw I was at otakon, I had [[Liquid Chris|my friend dress up as Chris]] & we made fake sonichu medallions, sonichu cookies, and a replica of [[cwcville]]. We made tons of money. Daddy is going to get you something nice? What would you want?}}
Thank you for agreeing to a gentlemen's duel.}}


{{EmailReply|LOL.  I want a LOT of things, you know.  I am in the mood for a statue
{{quotebox|Subject: Yes.
of Satan to remind me NOT to sleep with dumbasses.


I don't know Chrissy's Plan, he's so retarded, yet I would be
The terms are clear, and the challenge is accepted.}}
flustered with him wising up and putting someting together, and then
some.
 
Sam}}
 
{{Email|I'm thinking of changing the conditions of how he gets his psn back. Losing his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] within a week was too much for him. I'm thinking u should tell him if he wants his account back + 50 credit for each account he is to announce he has his autism and his Trolling claim was a lie. Or something else. Idk. What do you think?}}
 
{{EmailReply|IDK, sounds kinda trite, plus I've just checked his YT; you'd better go look.
 
Sam}}
 
{{Email|The [[CWC Trollin More|video]] was dubbed, he plans to bull shit out of it. I plan to change the demand to, I want him to sing/dance to Avril Lavign - Girlfriend
 
<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI</nowiki>
 
This is all I ask.}}
 
{{EmailReply|LOL, I love that.  Go for it, daddy.
 
Sam}}
 
{{Email|you can send that message will you, sweetie?}}
 
{{EmailReply|Okay.  :D
I'll send him the message in a bit.
 
Sam}}
 
==7/20/09==
 
{{Email|He saw through my clever roose to trick him and take his tugboat!}}
 
{{EmailReply|We should send Chrissy ONE of your medallions, a few cookies, photos
of the booth and al the proffiting fun via snail-mail, and we can
include a LULZ letter saying something like, ¨Thank you for being at
Otakon this year.¨  I would die to see the shocked expression on his
face upon seeing the stuff and reading the letter.  :D
 
Sam}}
 
{{Email|Thats the kind of idea a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out oxycleanfanatic2264|NAIVE Retarded Bastard]] would think up.}}
 
{{Email|are you up? did he respond to your email?}}
 
{{EmailReply|Hey, daddy.  I have not yet heard from Chris.
 
And what's wrong with the idea; I really want to hear him moanin' and
groanin' in sorrow over the profits and all that; you don't even have
to include the return address.  Or at least send him the pictures and
exagerate on the profits.  But THINK about it, if he had Our stuff
within his Physical Touch, he would not help but squirm and faint.  :D
 
I gtg get some groceries and hang out with Kate.  I'll check in later.
 
Love ys,
<br>Sam}}
 
{{Email|No I will not do shit. You just give him the order to do his [[It's UGH!|music video]] that you emailed him, if He does not do shit, he will not recieve his psn. That is final. Stop acting like a Chris Chan. }}
 
Chris took his sweet time creating the music video, finally uploading it on July 24.
{{EmailReply|Well, no need to get all Commando about it.
 
Anyway, I have an update on Chrissy; he's just sent out a message on
[[YouTube]] requesting the MP4 of Girlfriend - Sonic and Amy.  It's
sunding promising.  :)
 
Sam.}}
 
{{Email|ok i'll reply to him in a bit.}}
 
==7/21/09==
 
{{Email|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYsrdv_P8y4</nowiki>
 
[[Liquid Chris|This man]] was at otakon, He made some MAD CASH! He made an opening confession and all. Tell me what you think?}}
 
This message likely prompted Chris to make his first [[REAL Protest against the FAKE|video]] raging against Liquid Chris.
 
{{Email|The demands have increased for his delay he is to [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his ps3 console]], foward that to him. I sent the message in advance.}}
 
==7/22/09==
 
{{EmailReply|Woah.  As IF Chris would EVER humpe one of his consoles.  Besieswhich,
I have heard that he had downloaded the file you sent him.He's so
retarded, that he needs LOOONG TIME to generate a GOOD Idea.He told me
tat he was working on it ayway, so just give him a few moredays.
Besides, you gave him A Week for te Virgin-Breaker challenge;if you
want to show that you would hold your end of the deal, youcan't be
that uncool to him.  If I hear anything else, I will let youknow.
 
Love ya, Daddy,
<br>Sam}}
 
{{Email|Tough shit he is doing it. I'm not playing games, & why are you trying to defend Chris. He is the person that lead up to [[Clyde]]'s death. God damn y ou}}
 
{{EmailReply|I am not defending that pathetic pussy; I loathe him just as much as
you and the next Troll.
 
I am only helping you so he will be most likely be able to believe you
would hold up your end of the deal, and have him keep on doing our
bidding.  If you constantly pile on More Threats, he will lose faith
in you and move on.  The retard has done it before, you know.  If you
want to continue this game while we have the cards, I would not pile
on the damn threats.  After watching his 25 second video earlier, he
is holding up his end of the deal well.
 
Just because we are having more and more pathetic days ourselves in
our individual damn lives, it doesn't give us the right to be soo
unfair that it would create a Striking Pawn against us.
 
It is up to you on long we get to continue to play this damn trolling
game; don't mess it up.
 
Love ya,
<br>Sam}}
 
{{Email|This does not make any sense what so ever. I will not budge out of this one second.
 
oh I wanna quote something.
 
"Just because we are having more and more pathetic days ourselves in
our individual damn lives"
 
So you're calling me pathetic? Who do you think pays for your fucking drugs. I'm married and had a brat (you).
You forget who is in charge here. I can easily replace you from this operation.
 
&
 
So what if he loses faith in the deal that he can easily follow. I can just simply call PSN RIGHT NOW on ALL ACCOUNTS including a network ban and get him console banned for LIFE. I don't care if I am console banned at the process cause I am rich like that & got an extra ps3 console for this occasion.
 
-JThadeus}}
 
{{Email|The meeting will take place in irc at rizon server at this channel
 
head here, just be sure to tell us its you. #trolltrain4andhalf}}
 
{{Email|heh we're having our big trolling meet tonight you up for it?}}
 
{{Email|everyone had irl issues. We will plan this tomorrow 10:00 pm virginia time. BE THERE}}
 
The IRC chat took place On July 23, and can be found [[IRC (23 July 2009)|here]].
 
==7/24/09==
{{EmailReply|I am of NO FURTHER CARE of those Foriegn Accounts. You may have the "upper hand", but [[CWC Dare|I hold the future in my hand. The Power is HERE in my command.]] I have Real Life Friends and Trusted, Honest Individuals. I have played on with expectations, but if even you can not be humble to accept a Laugh at Yourself from Yourself, and if you will No Longer be Serious, I WILL NO LONGER PLAY.
 
You failed to EVEN GIVE ME NAMES of your Trusted "Real Life" Associates upon Request. You are as weak as your Cocane and when you did the Jackson 5. Also, Rocky is an understanding Individual; she knows of my Trolling-Back Games, and she understands that comment I made in the IRC was an ACT, and my Pastor and Congregation will stand by me all the way during those times as well. I have ALL YOUR INFORMATION Saved In My Brain.
 
The ED pages are not worth Shit, and my Detective I have been working with In Real Life Here agrees with me. THAT SITE WILL GO DOWN IN A BLAZE OF VICTORY upon [[Revive Zordon|"Zordon's Revival"]].
 
Cut the "[[Gay]]" out of your "Stupid"; It Is Over.
 
Good day,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}


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Revision as of 13:29, 20 October 2010

7/13/09

Subject: What do you want? >:(
Subject: you're such a gentleman

-JThadius

p.s. my teacher once told me never to leave a computer unattended. i don't understand what he means.

Subject: What is your game, Devil?
Subject: i see you have some yen left if your account

my comrade can't read japanese so he's thinking about giving the account to me. what do you recommend on me purchasing first?

-JThadius

Subject: Silence Fool

Dismiss your Foolery, and State your Business.

I want a duel. What do you say to a showdown?
Subject: Be more specific; details.
Subject: In fact,

Why don't you come down to my house yourself in person, unless you are the cowardly weakling?

Subject: Duel!

You're the one who wants the PSN pass back, Why should I come to YOU when I have all the chips on the table?

Isn't The Hero Suppose To Come And Face The Villain To Rescue The Princess?

These are my terms, I am a Virgin myself and I could guarantee that I will lose my virginity within the week. If you have sex within the week, you are the victor of the gentlemen's duel. You must take a picture of yourself with the naked "lucky" woman to be nude.

If I have sex within this week, and take a picture of me and her, you will give me back my accounts; I've noticed you've stepped it up a notch and stole my secondary USA account; I want that account back as well.
Pictures can be photoshoped I want a video of you losing your virginity to the "lucky" lady. If you do this I will give you the accounts back plus a 50 dollar bonus for each account.
Subject: Final Condition.

You remember that picture you drew of Megan with your thumb up while fingering her? Of course you do!

When you have sex I want you to reinact that scene with you holding your thumb up while fingering.

Fair enough; where would you like me to upload the video?
Redtube.com

And it has to be a REAL WOMAN not a DOLL or an ANIMAL..

are the terms clear?

Fair enough. But still, where should I upload the video after filming?
While you upload it to redtube please upload the video to mediafire.com

Thank you for agreeing to a gentlemen's duel.

Subject: Yes.

The terms are clear, and the challenge is accepted.

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