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[[Image:Ruckersville.jpg|thumb|250px|(Top left in blue text)<br>Future site of the Ruckersville Wal-Mart]] | [[Image:Ruckersville.jpg|thumb|250px|(Top left in blue text)<br>Future site of the Ruckersville Wal-Mart]] | ||
'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s rather shitty anagram for [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] in his comics. | '''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s rather shitty (and mildly evocative of foot fungus) anagram for [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] in his comics. | ||
Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in [[Ruckersville]] sometime in late [[2010]].<ref>[http://walmartwatch.com/battlemart/archives/ruckersville_va_wal_mart_delays_superstore_project_for_a_year/ Ruckersville branch opening postponed till 2010 because of the current economy.]</ref> Look forward to many more overweight [[autistic]] loitering and soliciting, [[Jerkop]] related lulz and mishaps, and eventual bannings & restraining orders. | Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in [[Ruckersville]] sometime in late [[2010]].<ref>[http://walmartwatch.com/battlemart/archives/ruckersville_va_wal_mart_delays_superstore_project_for_a_year/ Ruckersville branch opening postponed till 2010 because of the current economy.]</ref> Look forward to many more overweight [[autistic]] loitering and soliciting, [[Jerkop]] related lulz and mishaps, and eventual bannings & restraining orders. | ||
Revision as of 14:38, 28 March 2010
Future site of the Ruckersville Wal-Mart
Mal-Wart is Chris's rather shitty (and mildly evocative of foot fungus) anagram for Wal-Mart in his comics.
Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in Ruckersville sometime in late 2010.[1] Look forward to many more overweight autistic loitering and soliciting, Jerkop related lulz and mishaps, and eventual bannings & restraining orders.
References in the comic
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Wal-Mart in Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the Manajerks as Super Chris-Chan Sonichu alongside Darkbind. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris' refusal to leave, or stay away, the Wal-Mart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.
These events are reprinted in Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2 were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block Heart Torch to summon his identical twin sister Crystal Weston Chandler (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named Crystal Weston Chandler). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.
B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk appear once more in Sonichu 7 as part of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.
