Mailbag 6

Mailbag 6 is the sixth round of fan letters, scheduled to be answered on November 28th. Letters include ones calling out Chris on his hypocritical bullshit about accepting criticism like a man, a letter criticizing Chris about his half-assed answers to fan mail.

Showing that Chris's fanbase is anything if not diverse, Chris also received a letter from the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin asking for girl advice, the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il asked Chris about his thoughts on Korea and the Korean military, and gay serial killer John Wayne Gacy asked a question about sex toys.

From: Levi Johnston <hockey90@alaska.usa.com> Nice comic man but love doesn't work that way. I engaged my girl and got her name tattooed on me and everything and she still dumped me. If you can figure out how to have a relationship like Sonichu and Rosechu plz tell me but in my experience girls are only after the moola. Laters dude.

Firstly, your perception of women being only after money is Seriously False; they are for MORE than that. They care more about honesty, understanding, compassion, caring and True Love. You should be more open and understanding with your girlfriend; listen to her fully, show her how much you truly care and love her. And if she still dumps you after that, then obviously she may not have been meant for you. Don't give up.

From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com> I have a question. What is the meaning behind Bionic's name? I don't quite get the connection between it and basketball.

It rhymes with "Sonic" and it starts with a "B"; "B" for Basketball.

From: Kim Jong Un <kimjongun@ymail.com> Hello Mr. Chandler! My name is Kim Jong Un, and I'm a huge fan of your comics! My dad also loves reading the comics, but he doesn't tell a whole lot of people. We respect your thoughts of self-reliance and your personal defense of your sexuality through martial arts. I study martial arts myself, and I am impressed by your skills. Would you like to visit our beautiful country of Korea? What are your thoughts on the military? I think that the military should always come first, since they protect us from the horrible people outside our borders. Would you please include our soldiers in your next comic? It would make me proud to see our men and women fighting alongside Sonichu! Kim Jong Un

If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in the Army in the Signal Corp, stationed in North Korea just after WWII.

From: Tom Porter <tporter2010@gmail.com> Hi Chris, I'm a huge fan of sonichu but am disappointed that there is no sonichu christmas special. I think that something featuring them should be maade to brighten up the holiday season. Also, you should use your wonderful voice to sing us some christmas carols. It reminds me so much of bing crosby!

A Christmas Story will be made eventually, but right now I would like to concentrate on finishing this book.

From: anonymous@venompen.com Hi there Chris. I've been following Sonichu for years while I've been perusing my medical Degree. Besides Doctor Robotnik, I don't see many doctors in your comic. I was wondering how often you go to see doctors and dentists for regular check ups? Also, do you have any tips for healthy living for you fans? -(Future)Dr. Rock M.

I go to my local physician every few months, and my dentist every six months. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, walk for half to a full hour daily, and drink plenty of water.

From: monotree@aol.com Love your Sonichu comic, but I have a problem. I'm not sure what to get my parents for Christmas. What will you be getting your parents this year for Christmas?

My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is a good suggestion.

From: Jeremy Holter <popo2284@yahoo.com> Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Thank you for your question, but unfortunately I do not understand it, could you reword it, please.

From: Patrick Plowright <patrick_p@hotmail.co.uk> Hi Christian, Just wondering, with all the heartbreaking things which have occured in your life, have you ever had suicidal thoughts? Yours Sincerely, Patrick Peterson

No, I never had any tendencies of killing myself; that is just plain stupid. I have a lot to live for. Listen to Billy Joel's "You're Only Human (Second Wind)".

From: oh shane <its.shane.shane.boi@hotmail.com> hello!!!!! how are you? i hope youre doing well... happy holidays! i hope it is the holidays where youre at.. anyway, all the best in life and remember to SMILE always! because thats the best people look and im sure you do too

Thank you.  :)

From: T N <no1sonichufan@yahoo.co.uk> 1) Sonic became Sonichu but where are Knuckles and Tails? 2) Amy Rose met Rosechu in one of the comics. Why doesn't she care that Sonic became Sonichu and left her for Rosechu? 3) Why does Rosechu look exactly like Amy Rose besides for a few features? 4) Why is Robotnik in CWCville instead of Mobius? 5) Why do you discourage other people from drinking alcohol yet there are videos of you on YouTube drinking a Long Island Iced Tea?

The first question is inaccurate; Sonic did not become Sonichu; they are two seperate characters. I did not have feel the need for Knuckles or Tails at this time. AGAIN, SEPERATE CHARACTERS. I designed her that way. He has his hovercraft; he can travel wherever he wants. I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself.

For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Mailbag 6