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''This is the article for the wiki ''about'' Chris. For more information about the wiki written ''by'' Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.
''This is the article for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.


[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]]]]
[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]].]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the cwcki throughout the years.]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.]]


'''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee", like [[Sex|the thing Chris will never have]]) was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only Wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the [[autistic]] manchild that everyone loves to hate and hates to love. As with any Wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).  
The '''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee") was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the infamous [[Autism|autistic]] manchild. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).  


As stated in its motto, '''no shit is too minor'''.
Until 20 December 2019, the CWCki's motto was '''NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR'''. That motto was [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|dropped]] in response to a substantial increase in people [[Unholy Quintet|trying]] to influence Chris for attention, being replaced with '''OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.'''


The CWCki also runs a forum for its members, currently hosted [http://cwcki.forumer.com/ here].
==History==
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|right|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.]]


==History==
=== 110mb era (2008–2010) ===
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|left|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren]]


The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
Before the CWCki moved to cogsdev.org, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* [[August 2009]]: A [[White-Knighting|white knight]] complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.  
* [[White knight|Someone]] complained to 110mb in [[August 2009]] and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.  
* 13-18 [[September 2009]]: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed.  
* Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed from 13 September to 18 [[September 2009]].  
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.
* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com having obtained the domain name.
 
=== Independent era (2010–2018) ===
 
* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com, having obtained the domain name.
* 1 [[March 2016]]: Captcha Service for the CWCki shuts down.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20161004184738/http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru/</ref>
* 21 [[August 2018]]: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. New accounts are only open to those who contact a CWCki jerkop.
 
=== 1776 Hosting era (2018–2022) ===
 
* 2 [[November 2018]]: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, owned by [[Null]] (who also owns the [[Kiwi Farms]] and operates it out of 1776 Hosting).
* 12 [[April 2019]]: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!
* 2-12 [[July 2019]]: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.
* 29 [[June 2021]]- 3 [[July 2021]]: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]].
* 12 [[February 2022]] - 16 February 2022: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 13 February) as a result of another DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]] by the same force.
* 22 [[August 2022]]: A harassment campaign against [[Keffals]], and the fallout from it, results in a wave of {{w|denial-of-service attack}}s against the [[Kiwi Farms]], causing the CWCki to go offline.
* [[September 2022]]: {{w|Cloudflare}} ended services with the Kiwi Farms, forcing them to move to {{w|VanwaTech}}; later, the Kiwi Farms suffers a data breach.<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/kiwi-farms-back-online-vanwatech</ref><ref>https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/09/kiwi-farms-has-been-breached-assume-passwords-and-emails-have-been-leaked</ref>
 
=== Post-1776 Hosting era (2022–present) ===
 
* 22 [[October 2022]]: Amid the ongoing turmoil with the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki leaves 1776 Hosting after four years and moves to a new host, allowing it to return online after two months offline.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref>
 
==Forum==
{{main|CWCki Forums}}
 
Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the [[CWCki Forums]], which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical.
 
Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.
 
With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.


==Chris's opinion==
==Chris's opinion==
{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[List of Chris's sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}


{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[Template:Sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his Ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}
The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]], and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.
 
The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]] and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.


In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.
In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.


On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].
On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].
 
{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}
{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}


Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there whom were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.
Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.


Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh]]. After a few more minor [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].
Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a laugh. After a few more minor [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].


Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).
Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).
As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his [[Scrapbook of Fail]] has survived in digital form after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]. That was, until [[January 2015]], when Chris posted a long tirade on Facebook, criticizing people who "haze" him on ED and the CWCki. Chris also stated on Facebook in [[December 2016]] that while the CWCki spreads the popularity of Sonichu, it apparently still defaces him in mal-mannered ways.
Since [[2017]], Chris has taken a less harsh stance on the CWCki. In multiple instances on social media, he has used several CWCki articles as references, including the [[Son-chu]], [[Manchester High]], and the [[The End Games]] articles. However, in [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|a tweet]] from [[June 2019]], he demanded that the "Sonichu.com" domain name be changed to "CWCki.com" so he could use it for his own website.
{{quote|AND, I’ve even tried looking on the Cwcki for the Tweet sets as well; They do not have them on there, or they are very difficult to find. [...] WHY was all of this NOT on the Freaking CWCKI?!!!!!!!!!|Chris on using the CWCki for research on his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].<ref name=octplace>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]</ref>}}


==References by Chris==
==References by Chris==
* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal-pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris gives [[Jackie]] specific examples of how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him.  
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris gives [[Jackie]] specific examples of how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him.  
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs a quote] on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.  
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted a quote on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140702052200/http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs</ref>
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will [[Lie|answer with honesty]].
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will answer with honesty.
 
* [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook, 28 April 2012]] - in which Chris discovered the CWCki forum (link to it is admittedly hard to find on the main page, as you ''actually need to scroll down'') and launched a dastardly misinformation campaign of epic proportions. And it totally worked, according to Chris anyway!
* [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]- Along with many other things, Chris blames [[Megan]] for the creation of the CWCki.
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]]- Mentions the CWCki along with [[4chan]].
* [[June 2014]] - Chris tries to sell his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing‎]] on [[eBay]]. He also told everyone to spend money on it instead of donating to the CWCki.
*[[January 2015 Facebook posts#He Hasn't Forgotten Us!|January 2015 Facebook posts]] - Chris gets mad at the CWCki and ED for "hazing" him.
*[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Take down the CWCki, or Not to take down the CWCki|December 2016 Facebook posts]]- After carefully considering the matter, Chris concludes that the CWCki should be taken down.
* [[March 2017 Facebook Posts]]- Read the article on [[Son-Chu]], then set the record straight on his inspiration for it. He also posted a screenshot of the article to Facebook.
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]- Mentioned how [[The Classic]] is a Ralph Lauren shirt and tells viewers to put "that into your Cwcki".
*[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|June 2019 social media posts]]- In his tweet searching for forgiveness after his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris digresses into whining how the Cwcki owns the Sonichu.com domain and wishes that it remains reserved for him until he relaunches his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]. Also included is a screenshot from the Manchester High article.
*[[The Place chats (December 2019)]] - Replying to a user who commented that the CWCki has a list of [[dimensions]] Chris believes in, albeit being sparse in details, Chris replied, "'''Eye Twitching'''".
*[[January 2020 social media posts]] - Chris tweeted a screenshot of [[The End Games]] article while ranting about their lack of "inclusivity".
*[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls|June 2020 social media posts]] - Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]], mentions the CWCki in a rant about the [[trolls]].
*[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place chats (October 2020)]] - Chris refers to the CWCki for researching his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]] but is disappointed to find that some of his tweet sets on the [[Merge]] were either missing or difficult to find.
*[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris|June 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the 'Christorians' that they're free to chronicle a bizarre series of tweets where he [[Spirit possession#Younger Chris|roleplays as his pre-name change self]].
*[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|July 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the CWCki to update on the lyrics to [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]] as they do not match his intended lines.
*[[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]] - In his 18 [[March 2024]] video, Chris reads his Equestria Daily community soapbox post from the [[Equestria Daily]] CWCki page, since the Equestria Daily website scrubbed it.
*[[September 2024 social media posts#Book #0 HD progress and CWCki correction|September 2024 social media posts]] - Chris demands the "Freaking CWCki" update to say that [[CWCville]]'s Pokémon professor isn't [[Cole Smithey]] but rather Professor Pine (although Chris claimed in [[April 2019]] otherwise).<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#CWCVille's Pokemon Professor]]</ref>
*[[Cwclight]] - In [[September 2024]], Chris announced a new website venture. The CWCki is mentioned in it; a partial quote reads: "Personally, I applaud the website on archiving all that of me, and on the other hand, I feel really disappointed of it, due to the bunch of innacurate details and NSFW and hate speak spewed throughout in places."<ref>[[Cwclight#CWCKI]]</ref>
==See also==
==See also==
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[CWCki Forums]]
{{references}}


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Latest revision as of 20:30, 24 September 2024

This is the article for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see CWCipedia.

What happens when CWCki gets STRESSED.
Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.

The CWCki (pronounced "quick-ee") was created by Cogsdev, as the ED page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to Christian Weston Chandler, the infamous autistic manchild. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read this first).

Until 20 December 2019, the CWCki's motto was NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR. That motto was dropped in response to a substantial increase in people trying to influence Chris for attention, being replaced with OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.

History

One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.

110mb era (2008–2010)

The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day. Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:

  • October 2008: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
  • 25 January 2009: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
  • August 2009: A white knight complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.
  • 13-18 September 2009: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed.
  • 4 January 2010: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
  • 26 June 2010: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.

Independent era (2010–2018)

  • 7 November 2010: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com, having obtained the domain name.
  • 1 March 2016: Captcha Service for the CWCki shuts down.[1]
  • 21 August 2018: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. New accounts are only open to those who contact a CWCki jerkop.

1776 Hosting era (2018–2022)

  • 2 November 2018: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, owned by Null (who also owns the Kiwi Farms and operates it out of 1776 Hosting).
  • 12 April 2019: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!
  • 2-12 July 2019: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.
  • 29 June 2021- 3 July 2021: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against Kiwi Farms.
  • 12 February 2022 - 16 February 2022: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 13 February) as a result of another DDoS attack against Kiwi Farms by the same force.
  • 22 August 2022: A harassment campaign against Keffals, and the fallout from it, results in a wave of denial-of-service attacks against the Kiwi Farms, causing the CWCki to go offline.
  • September 2022: Cloudflare ended services with the Kiwi Farms, forcing them to move to VanwaTech; later, the Kiwi Farms suffers a data breach.[2][3]

Post-1776 Hosting era (2022–present)

  • 22 October 2022: Amid the ongoing turmoil with the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki leaves 1776 Hosting after four years and moves to a new host, allowing it to return online after two months offline.[4]

Forum

Main article: CWCki Forums

Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the CWCki Forums, which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical.

Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.

With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the Kiwi Farms. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.

Chris's opinion

“ With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life" and "Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me. ”
Chris, after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 March 2010 (CET).

The CWCki, like everything else on the Internet that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his ego, and as usual issues a death threat. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his past track record with serious threats suggests that he lacks the energy to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.

In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of The Wallflower's page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. He IS armed. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.

On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making 3 minor edits under the name of GodofThunderGodofWar, obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not entirely unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on Chris's previous assault on ED. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to list his revised truths.

“ Because the Trolls and ALL such Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies. ”
Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki administration.

Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed several women on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the people who run this very site, thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really lies and mistakes all along.

Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name JenkinsJinkies, a poor disguise that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a laugh. After a few more minor edits, Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the trolling cabal. This is what eventually led to the PS3 destruction videos.

Following the October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween, Chris showed up as Christianchandler to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being fat, child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his). As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his Scrapbook of Fail has survived in digital form after the fire. That was, until January 2015, when Chris posted a long tirade on Facebook, criticizing people who "haze" him on ED and the CWCki. Chris also stated on Facebook in December 2016 that while the CWCki spreads the popularity of Sonichu, it apparently still defaces him in mal-mannered ways.

Since 2017, Chris has taken a less harsh stance on the CWCki. In multiple instances on social media, he has used several CWCki articles as references, including the Son-chu, Manchester High, and the The End Games articles. However, in a tweet from June 2019, he demanded that the "Sonichu.com" domain name be changed to "CWCki.com" so he could use it for his own website.

“ AND, I’ve even tried looking on the Cwcki for the Tweet sets as well; They do not have them on there, or they are very difficult to find. [...] WHY was all of this NOT on the Freaking CWCKI?!!!!!!!!! ”
Chris on using the CWCki for research on his script for the Goochland Library Sermon.[5]

References by Chris

See also

References

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20161004184738/http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru/
  2. ↑ https://www.dailydot.com/debug/kiwi-farms-back-online-vanwatech
  3. ↑ https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/09/kiwi-farms-has-been-breached-assume-passwords-and-emails-have-been-leaked
  4. ↑ http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445
  5. ↑ The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20140702052200/http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs
  7. ↑ April 2019 social media posts#CWCVille's Pokemon Professor
  8. ↑ Cwclight#CWCKI
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