Mailbag 6
Mailbag 6 is the sixth round of fan letters, scheduled to be answered on November 28th. Letters include ones calling out Chris on his hypocritical bullshit about accepting criticism like a man, a letter criticizing Chris about his half-assed answers to fan mail.
Showing that Chris's fanbase is anything if not diverse, Chris also received a letter from the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin asking for girl advice, and gay serial killer John Wayne Gacy asked a question about sex toys.
Awaiting Answers
| From: Levi Johnston <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
Nice comic man but love doesn't work that way. I engaged my girl and got her name tattooed on me and everything and she still dumped me. If you can figure out how to have a relationship like Sonichu and Rosechu plz tell me but in my experience girls are only after the moola. Laters dude. |
| From: Darren Heimbach <sonichufan80@yahoo.com>
Ive been a true fan of Sonichu for a while. When a lot of people gave up on Sonichu after seeing you disrespect your real fans by posting videos of you drinking semen and fucking blowup dolls, I stuck by you. Now I really wonder why. Why cant you answer the mailbag daily, and why do you only answer letters with short, two sentence replies? Its not like you have a job or anything, and its really disrepectful toward your fans. You could spend more time DAILY to answer your FAN MAIL. Please show more respect to your true fans and answer the mailbag daily, and with more than just a couple words. We deserve it. |
| From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
I have a question. What is the meaning behind Bionic's name? I don't quite get the connection between it and basketball. |
| From: Kim Jong Un <kimjongun@ymail.com>
Hello Mr. Chandler! My name is Kim Jong Un, and I'm a huge fan of your comics! My dad also loves reading the comics, but he doesn't tell a whole lot of people. We respect your thoughts of self-reliance and your personal defense of your sexuality through martial arts. I study martial arts myself, and I am impressed by your skills. Would you like to visit our beautiful country of Korea? What are your thoughts on the military? I think that the military should always come first, since they protect us from the horrible people outside our borders. Would you please include our soldiers in your next comic? It would make me proud to see our men and women fighting alongside Sonichu! Kim Jong Un |
| From: mr.suchi suchisuchi <suchisuchisuchi12@gmail.com>
its mr suchi again i just realized i was wrong. you are not retarded but only somewhat autistic. this changes everything. you should improve your drawing its not good enough. honestly. i'm telling you as a friend. and stop harrassing women. because thats what your doing. they say you are racist. tell me, what do you think of the jews? because i'm a jew. do you hate me for being a jew? bye |
| From: Tom Porter <tporter2010@gmail.com>
Hi Chris, I'm a huge fan of sonichu but am disappointed that there is no sonichu christmas special. I think that something featuring them should be maade to brighten up the holiday season. Also, you should use your wonderful voice to sing us some christmas carols. It reminds me so much of bing crosby! |
| From: anonymous@venompen.com
Hi there Chris. I've been following Sonichu for years while I've been perusing my medical Degree. Besides Doctor Robotnik, I don't see many doctors in your comic. I was wondering how often you go to see doctors and dentists for regular check ups? Also, do you have any tips for healthy living for you fans?
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| From: monotree@aol.com
Love your Sonichu comic, but I have a problem. I'm not sure what to get my parents for Christmas. What will you be getting your parents this year for Christmas? |
| From: Jeremy Holter <popo2284@yahoo.com>
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
| From: Patrick Plowright <patrick_p@hotmail.co.uk>
Hi Christian, Just wondering, with all the heartbreaking things which have occured in your life, have you ever had suicidal thoughts? Yours Sincerely, Patrick Peterson |
| From: oh shane <its.shane.shane.boi@hotmail.com>
hello!!!!! how are you? i hope youre doing well... happy holidays! i hope it is the holidays where youre at.. anyway, all the best in life and remember to SMILE always! because thats the best people look and im sure you do too |
| From: x_dprk_rulz_x@yahoo.com
Hello Mister Chandler. I am speaking on behalf of America's biggest Asian American advocacy group. Some of the parents in here have let their children read the comics, and are very offended at your, character Punchy. Punchy seems like a racist stereotype to us, with his slanted eyes and martial arts skills. Some of us have boycotted your comics. I know you mean, Mister Chandler, but please explain yourself. PS: My father is looking into politics. My grandfather was a popular politician here, and he wants to follow in his footsteps, but some say he is short, fat and opressive. Do you, as Mayor of CWCville, have any advice for him? |
| From: John Gacy <johngacy138@live.com>
Hi, Chris! Great comics! I especially like the recent one where the guy magically pooed his pants. So funny! But I digress: I've been following your advice on trying to stay straight and it's working pretty well so far. I used to have such a problem being attracted to hot teenage boys and young men, but not anymore! I actually live in Charlottesville and noticed there's a sex store called Ultimate Bliss. Have you been? If so, what was your experience? Can you recommend any straight-oriented sex toys? I live with my mom right now and she might get weirded out if I order anything by mail, so I'd prefer to shop at a sex toy store in real life. Thanks, and great comics again! John G |
| From: Crystal Chondlar <crystalchondlar@gmail.com>
I couldn't help but notice you told somebody in the mailbag to take criticism like a man and learn from it. You have never done that. Once. Ever. You cry like a little bitch and run away, or you just completely ignore it. That inability to change is exactly why you are the failure that you are. Now go throw this in the rejected section, you fucking hypocrite. |
| From: T N <no1sonichufan@yahoo.co.uk>
1) Sonic became Sonichu but where are Knuckles and Tails? 2) Amy Rose met Rosechu in one of the comics. Why doesn't she care that Sonic became Sonichu and left her for Rosechu? 3) Why does Rosechu look exactly like Amy Rose besides for a few features? 4) Why is Robotnik in CWCville instead of Mobius? 5) Why do you discourage other people from drinking alcohol yet there are videos of you on YouTube drinking a Long Island Iced Tea? |
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