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<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite | ||
<blockquote>''Certainly not a vege-marmite sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to | Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite</ref></blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person. | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person. | ||
<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings.</blockquote> | Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings.</blockquote> | ||
;[[Virgin with Rage|virgin with rage]] | ;[[Virgin with Rage|Virgin with rage]] | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated | |||
<blockquote>''Tell me why | |||
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''! | |||
Tell me why | |||
I so need a cute girl my age! | |||
Tell me why | |||
I never wanna hear you say, | |||
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl</ref></blockquote> | |||
Origin: Even after having sex with [[Mia Hamm]], the idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart pushes Chris' buttons. This gets so bad, that he might even rage after he's lost a potential sweetheart. | |||
;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]] | ;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]] | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the strange idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get any china solely due to his autism. | |||
<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"</blockquote> | |||
Origin: A butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". Apparently, this strange idea has started since attending PVCC, with him leaving attraction signs everywhere, only to have all of them destroyed by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] afterward.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins</ref> | |||
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;Walter Grisby | ;Walter Grisby | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor. | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor. | ||
<blockquote>''"Is this Walter Grisby? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]]. | 2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]]. | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace. | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace. | ||
<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am Warroir of Love."''<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/902236285389111297]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/902236285389111297]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the voice | Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality. | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts. | <blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts. | ||
<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the well-breasted pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted". | Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted". | ||
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;[[Women's rights]] | ;[[Women's rights]] | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The right for women to strip down without interference. | |||
2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#pickle|pickle]]. | |||
Origin: Chris' understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. Chris believes that sexism only consists of any type of aggression or abuse towards women, and that it doesn't involve any kind of unfair depiction of women, like that all women like to strop down to their bare bodies and that all they care about is sex, shopping, and cooking. | |||
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;wooden nickel | ;wooden nickel | ||
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar. | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar. | ||
<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller. | Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller. | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner | <blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner | ||
<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are WORSE Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
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<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]]. | <blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]]. | ||
<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY WRATH''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair. | 2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair. | ||
<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote> | <blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
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One of Chris's most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to adult concepts directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their diapers — others, such as "tobacky" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to semen as "navy", because semen sounds like sea men, get it? Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics, and you get his so-called CWCisms.
CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.
Primary categories of CWC-isms
There are 5 main types of CWC-isms:
- CWC-neologism - a new word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first created by Chris.
Example: Lovehogs, a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs". - CWC-euphemism - a preexisting word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a totally different meaning than it was meant to.
Example: Duck, meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis. - CWC-anachronism - an obscure word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which became characteristic for Chris's way of speaking/writing.
Example: I don't care for smth., a phrase Chris uses almost every time he expresses hate for something or someone. - CWC-misspelling - only the most notable of Chris's misspellings: those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing.
Example: Geinus, what he deems himself to be. - Other shit - or Miscellaneous.
These 5 Main Types of CWC-isms are here to help you determine, if a word or phrase is a CWC-ism. If it fits the first 4 types, it most probably is. If it doesn't, it most probably isn't. Only the most important and notable of exclusions go into the 5th Type.
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References
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/
- ↑ Lars Call
- ↑ 100 2267
- ↑ CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook
- ↑ Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009
- ↑ CWC - Hand Drawn Original
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile
- ↑ Issue 8 Pages 94-95
- ↑ 2017_tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist
- ↑ NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Biological_clock
- ↑ Chris Calls Clyde Out
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/
- ↑ Father Call
- ↑ Christian's Update 13 September 2008
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume
- ↑ https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet
- ↑ Chris Chan's Public Announcement
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794
- ↑ Jason Kendrick Howell message
- ↑ CWC Update 9 April 2009
- ↑ Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC
- ↑ Sonichu #9, page 79
- ↑ CWC Update 29 July 2009
- ↑ [[1]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Feelings_of_the_election_results
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region
- ↑ http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#21_January
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown
- ↑ Mumble_4
- ↑ Mailbag 37
- ↑ IRC (03 January 2009)
- ↑ Song of Christian
- ↑ Sonichu #7
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 31
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/
- ↑ https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/
- ↑ August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica
- ↑ Silvana
- ↑ PSN comment as of 6 April 2011
- ↑ Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
- ↑ BlueSpike Skype Logs 7
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite
- ↑ [[2]]
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins
- ↑ Random-access humor
- ↑ [[3]]
- ↑ CWCipedia article on Rosechu
- ↑ Katie Bay E-mails 3
- ↑ Jackie E-mails 6
- ↑ Sign Destruction Video
- ↑ Power
- ↑ [[4]]
- ↑ Issue 10 Page 68 Ultra Sonichu to the Basement Rosechus, on a single page
- ↑ Miyamoto Saga
- ↑ Cite error: Invalid
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- ↑ [[5]]
- ↑ [[6]]
- ↑ Sonichu 0
- ↑ A New, Fun Trick!