Rejected Mailbag

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The Rejected Mailbag is where emails Chris considers offensive go to die. It is unclear why Chris keeps them—it is assumed he would just take every slanderous email and blast it to The Moon—but given that everything Chris does in public is centered around his need for constant pity and sympathy, it is possible he keeps them around to show his fanbase what he has to put up with in his inbox every day.

Ever since Chris instated the Rejected Mailbag, he's been surprisingly diligent about making sure all the emails he does not like are recorded there. To date only two letters that Chris deleted did not make it to the Rejected mailbag, both of them from Mailbag 2. Given their largely inoffensive content, especially compared to some of the letters Chris hasn't deleted, it's likely Chris merely forgot to record them.

Rise of the Sub-Mailbags

One place to dump mail that offended Chris wasn't nearly enough. He needed more.

Autism Mailbag

A new, cuddlier spin-off of the Rejected Mailbag was launched on December 2nd 2009, to address dismiss autism spectrum-related e-mails 'because the topic is not cannon to the Sonichu and Rosechu topics.' Accessible here, it is where Chris will respond to the informed messages of myriad doctors, psychologists and the like who contact him to enlighten him regarding his opinions on "slapdash so-called counterpart Aspergers".

Chris's completely irrational hatred of aspergers syndrome, and his explosive responses to letters on the topic entertained the trolls a great deal. This means that it is now unusual for a Mailbag to have less than 4 letters about the disorders in question.

Let Me Get Back To You On That

The next dumping grounds for rejected letters was created on 9 December 2009, and appears to be a place for letters that cause Chris too much stress, but have such undeniably good points that even Chris can't ignore them. The title implies that he intends to get to give them full answers when he's not crashing into slumber, but only time will tell.

Begging and pleading

Please No Longer Include any messages addressing Autisim or Aspergers, or any that has even an inkling of homosexuality in it; I feel very stressed after having to read those messages; they really Grind My Gears.
Chris, begging his sysop to make it stop.

In recent correspondence with his supposedly trustworthy Sysop, Chris made it very clear that all the letters about gays and autism were causing too much stress, and that he would like to begin pretending that the only people who write him are the ones that draw him little pictures and kiss his ass. Chris's sysop did not respond to his begging, and continued to let E-mails he would obviously deem offensive flow into every new mailbag.

See also

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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Rejected Mailbag
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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Rejected Mailbag