Mailbag 42
Mailbag 42 was uploaded by the CWCipedia's Sysop on 17 January 2010. Many of the letters in it were originally placed in Mailbag 41, and were moved in order to make 41 all Asperchu from start to finish.
Like most other mailbags, 42 has no real driving theme behind all the letters, and is mostly just a mixture of random complaints, questions, suggestions and criticism. None of the letters are terribly positive, and given that Chris has been regularly deleting letters since Mailbag 34, it's likely that most of these messages will go unanswered.
Awaiting Answers
| From: Augustus Hill <ahill@virginia.usa.com>
Yo Chris, Why is all Sonichu fanart better than your original Sonichu art? Cheers |
| From: Hamsty the Hamster <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
Yo Chris, seriously when I mean stop losing fans. I meant it. Like dude, the Asperpedia is gonna wipe you out in approximately 5 weeks. Seriously. I'm not joking. Also, you should make 5 pages a day. |
| From: Jazz Hoyt <jazzhoyt@hotmail.com>
Hey Chris, Are you worried that if whites and people of colour continue to have children together, the entire white race will be wiped out? We'll be nothing more than a race of coffee coloured people. I am part of a group that fights against this. I'm not racist - I just don't want to see whites become extinct. Will you join us? Your friend, Jazz. |
| From: Annie Miss <toggaf@gmail.com>
You were asked if you were against interracial marriages. Your response was, and I quote, "No I do not mean that. I mean Old Fashioned as in the Classic white-marry-white type of thing." SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU'RE AGAINST INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES YOU DUMB FUCK |
| From: b1496380@uggsrock.com
Hey Chris. You say you've watched the 40-Year-Old Virgin a grand number of times. Well remember the part in the film where his friends are trying to help him get laid and they get him to move all of the toys out of his house? How come you don't get rid of your toys? Women don't like manchildren, dude. |
| From: robert.f.paulson@gmail.com
Chris, Why have you been wearing the same shirt for multiple days in a row? This represents a very poor concept of hygiene. The shirt must smell awful and the smell could easily make people sick. Try teaching our children better values like washing your clothes every once in a while. You do this far too often. You disgust me, Robert |
| From: Richard Allonger <longhardroadtonowhere@mail.com>
Chris, I noticed in that Mr. Plow video that you recently made that the shirt you've worn for the past 3 days says "RUGBY" on the back, and that you seem to love wearing rugby shirts for some reason. The sport of rugby is quite popular in various gay communities in America. Isn't that interesting? Your favorite type of shirt comes from a sport that gay people love! Here's the website of the biggest league: http://www.igrab.net/ Richard Allonger |
| From: Randam Hajile <rhajile@safetymail.info>
According to the Bulbapedia, the #1 source for Pokemon related facts, it states this: "Gender differences: A female Raichu has a smaller, blunted lightning bolt at the end of its tail." Yet, the Raichu which Rosechu evolved from has the male pointed tail. So on a factual basis, Rosechu evolved from a male. Thus making her transgendered. I don't see how you could object to that. Even if you made a mistake while drawing, it doesn't change what Rosechu evolved from.
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| From: John Williams <bigbootybitches357@aol.com>
Hey Chris, If you ever find a girlfriend and have kids are you going to get them vaccinated, since vaccines are supposed to give them autism? Oh, and you should thank that Asperchu guy for the all free publicity he's been giving you lately. John Williams |
| From: Father Tomas Torquemada <auto_de_fe@gmail.com>
Chris, What you're saying in that video is NOT Spanish and is NOT Christian. Christians (and Spanish-speaking people) DON'T cast DEMONIC SPELLS on other people. You kids all think SIGNING A CONTRACT WITH THE DEVIL and SELLING YOUR SOUL for EVIL POWERS is "cool", but you'll regret it. Have fun BURNING IN HELL with your new best pal SATAN for being a WITCH. Father Tomas Torquemada |
| From: Kareem Siad <supreme@allah.com>
Chris, I was a steadfast Sonichu fan until your recent video when I suddenly found myself LOVING Asperchu and HATING Sonichu. I do not know why, but I guess I'll have to turn to the Asperpedia for my comic fix. K.S. |
| From: Mark <SMark700@hotmail.com>
Chris I am disappointed in your comics, it's not the comics themselves but the remarks you've been making about Asperchu. You call it out on being unreligious. However I've come to figure that you only believe in God because you think you can get him to do things for you. Whether it's to kill people you have disagreements with or to get yourself a women. I don't think it says anywhere in the bible God is a tool for you to get your greatest desires, Thats the devils job. You've said you succesfully cursed Mary Lee Walsh and others out of vengeance, but at what cost(your soul?). That power would have to come at a price, would God really bless you with powers to ruin lives. Or would the Devil notice an easy target to spread around chaos and take your soul at the end of your life? |
| From: Brianna Ricaud (bricaud75@gmail.com)
If you delete, edit or ignore this e-mail you will have lost another fan. I expect a well reasoned reply. Chris, why are you such a hypocrite? You denounce nudity and cursing in Asperchu's comics, but the nudity in Asperchu is tasteful and restrained and the cursing is relevant to the story. However you have drawn HARDCORE PORN of your Sonichus and cursed a lot more in your Youtube videos. There are also a lot of videos and pictures of YOURSELF doing FILTHY, DISGUSTING things and showing your privates, but you feel you can judge Alec for drawing a few innocent pictures. You have lost a lot of fans and unless you SINCERELY apologize to Alec and acknowledge that Asperchu is a better comic and step up your own efforts, you will lose the few fans you have left. Brianna |
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