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{{quote|Every Person is Doing it!! Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)|Chris [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|during his editing sessions on ED.]]}}
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'''Masturbating and squirtin'''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] response to [[Evan|Evan's]] fanart. Although his reaction is typically [[Homos|homophobic]], note that he takes no offense to the accusations of [[racism]].
'''Masturbating and squirtin'''' refers to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] notorious response on 4 November [[2007]] to the fanart [[Evan]] culled from [[4chan]] and mailed to Chris. It highlighted his intense [[Homos|homophobia]], [[ego|arrogance]], and [[naive|naivete]]. Trolls also noted that he took no offense to the accusations of [[racism]]. Evan immediately posted Chris's reply to 4chan, which promptly lost its shit. Further correspondence only introduced the internet to other facets of his insanity. From here on out the trolling would never stop. This dialogue was among the earliest constituents to Chris's new [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. All images can be found in the gallery.


[[Image:Chrisreply1evan.png|thumb|right|Evan's original email and Chris's reply.]]
Evan sent Chris the following on 3 November 2007:
[[File:Detailsonichurule34.png|thumb|right|A larger view of Evan's second comic.]]
==Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg==


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[sonichu fanart.gif - Chris and another [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Blazesonic Sonic-Pikachu hybrid] waving their fists and glaring at each other.]}}
[sonichu fanart.gif - Chris and another [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Blazesonic Sonic-Pikachu hybrid] waving their fists and glaring at each other.]}}
Chris responded:


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Christian Weston Chandler.
Christian Weston Chandler.


[Chris includes a picture in the email of him and Sonichu looking angry. Sonichu appears to be waving his hand awkwardly.]
[Chris included a picture in the email of himself and Sonichu looking angry. Sonichu appears to be waving his hand awkwardly.]


We're Keeping Track.}}
We're Keeping Track.}}
[[File:SonchuRosechuzappinandsquirtin.png|thumb|right|Evan's response to Chris's request.]]
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[Evan's e-mail address is erased] to CWCSonichu
[Evan] to CWCSonichu


What! What a horrible page. I'm sorry!
What! What a horrible page. I'm sorry!
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"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]
"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]


Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' [[Pickle|PICKLE]]!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, [[Soul Calibur|I WILL CREATE '''YOU''' IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT '''YOU''' UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!]]}}
Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' [[Pickle|PICKLE]]!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE '''YOU''' IN [[Soul Calibur|SOUL CALIBUR]] III AND BEAT '''YOU''' UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!}}
 
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Chrisreply1evan.png|Evan's original email and Chris's reply.
File:Detailsonichurule34.png|A larger view of Evan's second comic.
File:SonchuRosechuzappinandsquirtin.png|Evan's response to Chris's request.
Image:Chrisreplyevan2.PNG
Image:Chrisreply3.PNG
Image:Rosechu with pickles.PNG|Evan's eventual response to the whole issue
</gallery></center>


==External links==
==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20071113023441/http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response| 4chan's response to the correspondence.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20071113023441/http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=7656940&x=sonichu+response| 4chan's response to the correspondence.]


[[Image:Rosechu with pickles.PNG|thumb| Evan's eventual response to the whole issue]]
 


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[[Category:Trolls]][[Category:E-mails]]
[[Category:Trolls]][[Category:E-mails]]

Revision as of 23:26, 2 February 2015

“ Every Person is Doing it!! Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :) ”
Chris during his editing sessions on ED.

Masturbating and squirtin' refers to Chris's notorious response on 4 November 2007 to the fanart Evan culled from 4chan and mailed to Chris. It highlighted his intense homophobia, arrogance, and naivete. Trolls also noted that he took no offense to the accusations of racism. Evan immediately posted Chris's reply to 4chan, which promptly lost its shit. Further correspondence only introduced the internet to other facets of his insanity. From here on out the trolling would never stop. This dialogue was among the earliest constituents to Chris's new Encyclopedia Dramatica page. All images can be found in the gallery.

Evan sent Chris the following on 3 November 2007:

[Evan's e-mail, his address is not shown.]

This is some fanart of Sonichu my friends and I have drawn. I hope you enjoy it!

[schu girlfriend auditions.jpg - An image of a happy, cartoonish Chris sitting at a table with two signs, one saying "GIRLFRIEND AUDITIONS" and the other saying "NO DARKIES".]

[sonichu rule 34.PNG - A comic in which Chris whines to Sonichu about not having a girlfriend. Sonichu feels sad for Chris, and gives Chris a peck on the cheek. Chris is shocked, but Sonichu hushes Chris and says, "We need this." In the last panel, Sonichu is fucking Chris in the ass, the latter excited beyond belief about finally losing his virginity and soon getting to brag about it on YouTube.]

[sonichu rule 34 2.jpg - A picture of Sonichu masturbating while saying "NO DARKIES, JERKOP!". Credits are listed as 'Bui Anon, © Anon 2007']

[sonichu fanart.gif - Chris and another Sonic-Pikachu hybrid waving their fists and glaring at each other.]

Chris responded:

"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]

Thank you for your fanart contributions. In constructive criticism, I like the one with me and the "Girlfriend Auditions," as well as my glaring in the eyes of the blue guy.

But I AM FEELING GREAT DETEST TOWARDS THE OTHER TWO; Sonichu and I are NOT of that nature at all!!!!! If you would like to make it up to me, though, please draw a strip of Rosechu stripping for Sonichu, and have him f*** her, and draw Rosechu masturbating and squirtin' [emphasis added].

I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT!!!! I WILL NOT BE VEERED IN ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!

Again, MOST Nasty Fanarts ARE NOT APPRECIATED AT ALL; please feel free to share that quote with the rest of the fans.

Sincerely; Christian Weston Chandler.

[Chris included a picture in the email of himself and Sonichu looking angry. Sonichu appears to be waving his hand awkwardly.]

We're Keeping Track.


"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]

Thank You Very MUCH!!! You just saved me a lot of trouble on sorting out the pics from the hellish embelishment of my person that I am certain you are in on.

Chris-chan - Encyclopedia Dramatica

[Evan] to CWCSonichu

What! What a horrible page. I'm sorry!

I must wonder how they got pictures of our e-mails! I hope no one's hacking my e-mail account...


"CWCSonichu@aol.com" to [Evan]

Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE YOU IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT YOU UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!

Gallery

  • Evan's original email and Chris's reply.

  • A larger view of Evan's second comic.

  • Evan's response to Chris's request.

  • Chrisreplyevan2.PNG
  • Chrisreply3.PNG

  • Evan's eventual response to the whole issue

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