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'''CPU Blue Heart''' (also known as '''Scarlett Celestia''')<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#New information on CPU Blue Heart]]</ref> is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. After being instilled by the [[Idea Guys]] in late [[2017]], she also serves as one of Chris's escapist alter egos – providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]].
'''CPU Blue Heart''' (also known as '''Scarlett Celestia''')<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#New information on CPU Blue Heart]]</ref> is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. After being instilled by the [[Idea Guys]] in late [[2017]], she serves as one of Chris's escapist alter egos – providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].


==The Idea Guys and Hyperdimension Neptunia==
==The Idea Guys and Hyperdimension Neptunia==
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After creating the fictional land of Comma, Chris said a new Commodore 64 CPU would be chosen soon. He also stated that this new CPU is a woman and has a working Commodore 64. He created this story to stroke his ego since he thinks he's a woman and thought his C64 worked. But his scheme failed as his C64 did not function. He later made two videos asking for help to fix his C64.
After creating the fictional land of Comma, Chris said a new Commodore 64 CPU would be chosen soon. He also stated that this new CPU is a woman and has a working Commodore 64. He created this story to stroke his ego since he thinks he's a woman and thought his C64 worked. But his scheme failed as his C64 did not function. He later made two videos asking for help to fix his C64.


Why Chris chose the Commodore 64 is still not known, it could be due to his sentimental value towards the C64, as it was his first computer which he remembers as a gaming console due to Bob buying and coding games on it for Chris.








In [[The Awakening of a CPU]], Chris mentioned that he is the CPU goddess Blue Heart. So enamored was he that he changed his Twitter handle to "Chris Chan Sonichu/Blue Heart" and edited the bio to:




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==The Awakening of a CPU==
==The Awakening of a CPU==
{{quote|I had lived a long, trying and [[stress|mentally and emotionally enduring life]], [[coping|made my own progress]], recovery and whatnot. Me! A [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus|half-Sonichu]] individual of this [[Earth 1218]]; destined to be a console patron unit!|[[Sonichu 13#Epilogue|''Sonichu'' #13 epilogue]]}}
{{quote|I had lived a long, trying and [[stress|mentally and emotionally enduring life]], [[coping|made my own progress]], recovery and whatnot. Me! A [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus|half-Sonichu]] individual of this [[Earth 1218]]; destined to be a console patron unit!|[[Sonichu 13#Epilogue|''Sonichu'' #13 epilogue]]}}
On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|two videos]] requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64; in an unusual move, computer hardware is a topic he rarely touches upon. Little did his followers know that two days later, Chris would start identifying as the Goddess, CPU Blue Heart.<ref name=origin></ref>


According to [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]—which at this point in [[Sonichu (comic)|the series]], acts as a [[Chris and reality|pseudo-biography]] for Chris to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—June 16th was a prophecized event, in which he received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.
On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|two videos]] requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64. As computer hardware is a topic Chris rarely touches upon, the videos were somewhat out of ordinary, even for him. According to [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]—which at this point in [[Sonichu (comic)|the series]], acts as a [[Chris and reality|pseudo-biography]] for Chris to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—16 June 2018 was a prophecized event, in which he received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.<ref name=origin></ref> For several weeks, Chris would remain vague about this fateful moment.


Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled the original incarnation of Scarlet.<ref name=pray>[[June 2018 social media posts#Meet Scarlet]]</ref> He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-6-29-18-chris-warns-this-shit-is-real.44905/page-3#post-3512939</ref>  
Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled Scarlet – another OC based on Hyperdimension Neptunia.<ref name=pray>[[June 2018 social media posts#Meet Scarlet]]</ref> He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-6-29-18-chris-warns-this-shit-is-real.44905/page-3#post-3512939</ref>  


[transcript messages to this article]
[transcript messages to this article]


Through July, Chris referred to an unknown female that was the recipient of Scarlet's essence.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart's backstory]]</ref><ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Art commission]]</ref> [REFER TO PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH]
Throughout July, Chris referred to an unknown female that was the recipient of Scarlet's essence.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart's backstory]]</ref><ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Art commission]]</ref> [REFER TO PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH]
 
Moving forward, he urged his followers to spread the gospel of CPU Blue Heart.<ref name=pray></ref><ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#On being a chronicler; Megan Schroeder as CPU Red Heart]]</ref>


Finally, on 3 August 2018, Chris announced on Twitter that he was the new CPU Blue Heart candidate previously alluded to, when he published the short prose, "The Awakening of a CPU aka The Idea Guy Corruptions", which would complete work on the ''Sonichu'' #13 comic:
Finally, on 3 August 2018, Chris announced on Twitter that he was the new CPU Blue Heart candidate previously alluded to, when he published the short prose, "The Awakening of a CPU aka The Idea Guy Corruptions", which would complete work on the ''Sonichu'' #13 comic:
{{quotebox|I suppose on the mention of that, and my [[Polyamorous marriage|hubby]], [[Magi-Chan]], told me Now was the time. I, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the new CPU Blue Heart.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#The Awakening of a CPU]]</ref>}}
{{quotebox|I suppose on the mention of that, and my [[Polyamorous marriage|hubby]], [[Magi-Chan]], told me Now was the time. I, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the new CPU Blue Heart.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#The Awakening of a CPU]]</ref>}}
Why Chris chose the Commodore 64 remains unknown; though he has expressed sentimental value towards the computer, as it was his first computer he remembers as a gaming console due to Bob buying and coding games on it.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>
Moving forward, he urged his followers to spread the gospel of CPU Blue Heart.<ref name=pray></ref><ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#On being a chronicler; Megan Schroeder as CPU Red Heart]]</ref><ref>[[December 2018 social media posts#Chris's psychiatrist is taken aback]]</ref>


==Life as a Goddess==
==Life as a Goddess==
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In his [[My Little Pony Protests|attempts to persuade Hasbro]] to continue ''[[My Little Pony|Friendship is Magic]]'', he frequently invoked his CPU status .<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref><ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref> Notably with the airing of the ''Pony'' spinoff ''Pony Life'', Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) used the CPU-appropriate blasphemy, "Oh my Chris Chan," to express his sheer disappointment with the show.
In his [[My Little Pony Protests|attempts to persuade Hasbro]] to continue ''[[My Little Pony|Friendship is Magic]]'', he frequently invoked his CPU status .<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref><ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref> Notably with the airing of the ''Pony'' spinoff ''Pony Life'', Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) used the CPU-appropriate blasphemy, "Oh my Chris Chan," to express his sheer disappointment with the show.


When [[TF2 Analysis|several members of the brony analyst community blocked Chris]] over a short period of time, Chris created his current [[Twitter]] handle, [[CPU_CWCSonichu]], as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original account redundant. In addition, during this time, Chris created a self-insert [[Lego]] [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|parody]] of [[DRWolf|one of his favorite brony analysts]] as a coping mechanism, which features minifigure Chris transforming into his CPU form.
When [[TF2 Analysis|several members of the brony analyst community blocked Chris]] over a short period of time, Chris created his current [[Twitter]] handle, [[CPU_CWCSonichu]], as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original account redundant. In a more bizarre coping mechanism, Chris created a self-insert [[Lego]] [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|parody]] of [[DRWolf|one of his favorite brony analysts]], which features minifigure Chris transforming into his CPU form.


At BronyCon 2019


==Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu==
==Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu==
:''See also: [[Chris and religion]]''
:''See also: [[Chris and religion]] and [[Enablers]]''


[[File:CWCanism.jpg|thumb|right|What Chris wants you to believe.]]
[[File:CWCanism.jpg|thumb|right|What Chris wants you to believe.]]
In November 2019, Chris steered a post on Christorians towards brainstorming his own religious following; he named his [[Enablers|worshippers]] "'''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu'''” (DoCCS), favored over the potential but derivative "CWCanism" as the name of his religion:<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref>
In November 2019, Chris steered a post on Christorians towards brainstorming his own religious following; he named his [[Enablers|worshippers]] "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu" (DoCCS), favored over the derivative but potential "CWCanism" as the name of his religion:<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref>
 
{{quotebox|Bottom line is, you all, my followers and worshippers, do have a choice to call your group as you well. Just “CWCans (pronounced “quick-ans”) and practicing “CWCanism” (pronounces “quick-an-ism”); that does not feel or sound fitting to me and feels off.}}
{{quotebox|Bottom line is, you all, my followers and worshippers, do have a choice to call your group as you well. Just “CWCans (pronounced “quick-ans”) and practicing “CWCanism” (pronounces “quick-an-ism”); that does not feel or sound fitting to me and feels off.}}
{{quotebox|Ah, I believe I may have the proper term. Going from “Worshipper”, I checked the Thesarus: “Devotee” in the term sounds better. “Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu” (DoCCS). This is my better-educates and thought suggestion.}}
{{quotebox|Ah, I believe I may have the proper term. Going from “Worshipper”, I checked the Thesarus: “Devotee” in the term sounds better. “Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu” (DoCCS). This is my better-educates and thought suggestion.}}


Around this time, Chris consecrated his home of [[14 Branchland Court]] with the title of "Temple of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu".<ref>[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|Temple status alluded to in "Robertchu Back at Home" TSSSF card]]</ref>
It was also around this time when Chris consecrated his home of [[14 Branchland Court]], now bearing the title of "Temple of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu".<ref>[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|Temple status alluded to in "Robertchu Back at Home" TSSSF card]]</ref> Unfortunately for the Goddess and avid [[Pokémon GO]] player, his place of worship was not hallowed enough to be accepted as a PokéStop.<ref>[[:File:PokeStop rejected.png]]</ref>


Chris showed that he was still maintaining his following, when he designed new TSSSF cards based on his religion. These included:
As part of his new pet project, Chris commemorated his religious sect when he designed another set of [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards. These include:


<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
 
File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The Temple of CWCS AKA Sonichu Headquarters
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|CWCS Temple's Gazebo
File:The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS).jpg|The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>



Revision as of 11:59, 26 August 2020

The CPU Blue Heart is the Goddess of the Commodore gaming consoles and computers; the original, Scarlett, had served a very long time, until when she had to pass on her powers and responsibilities unto Mama Chris Chan, who is the present CPU Blue Heart, on top of her other responsibilities and duties.
Chris explains his character, August 2020[1]
Sonichu character
CPU Blue Heart
Date of birth 16 June 2018 (rebirth)[2]
Date of death 1994 (reincarnated in 2018)
Gender Female
Species Console Patron Unit
Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon)

CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia)[3] is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. After being instilled by the Idea Guys in late 2017, she serves as one of Chris's escapist alter egos – providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".

The Idea Guys and Hyperdimension Neptunia

See also: Hyperdimension Neptunia
Chris depicts the time he was possessed by the Dreamcast CPU.
  • Idea Guys introduced HN to Chris in Nov 2017 (check social media posts)
  • 8 Nov 17 - Chris touches Dreamcast and shares body with Uzume Tennouboshi[4]
  • December 2017 - Battery-Charge Heart



The Idea Guys introduced Chris to the franchise as a means to validate his fantasies and brainwash his beliefs, manipulating and bullying him by role-playing as Hyperdimension characters. After their removal, Chris created a new fictional land in the Hyperdimension universe - Comma, aka the Commodore land - crowning himself the CPU goddess of the Commodore 64 in an attempt to reclaim his shattered ego.

After creating the fictional land of Comma, Chris said a new Commodore 64 CPU would be chosen soon. He also stated that this new CPU is a woman and has a working Commodore 64. He created this story to stroke his ego since he thinks he's a woman and thought his C64 worked. But his scheme failed as his C64 did not function. He later made two videos asking for help to fix his C64.





The Awakening of a CPU

I had lived a long, trying and mentally and emotionally enduring life, made my own progress, recovery and whatnot. Me! A half-Sonichu individual of this Earth 1218; destined to be a console patron unit!
Sonichu #13 epilogue

On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded two videos requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64. As computer hardware is a topic Chris rarely touches upon, the videos were somewhat out of ordinary, even for him. According to Sonichu #13—which at this point in the series, acts as a pseudo-biography for Chris to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—16 June 2018 was a prophecized event, in which he received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.[2] For several weeks, Chris would remain vague about this fateful moment.

Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled Scarlet – another OC based on Hyperdimension Neptunia.[5] He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet.[6]

[transcript messages to this article]

Throughout July, Chris referred to an unknown female that was the recipient of Scarlet's essence.[7][8] [REFER TO PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH]

Finally, on 3 August 2018, Chris announced on Twitter that he was the new CPU Blue Heart candidate previously alluded to, when he published the short prose, "The Awakening of a CPU aka The Idea Guy Corruptions", which would complete work on the Sonichu #13 comic:

I suppose on the mention of that, and my hubby, Magi-Chan, told me Now was the time. I, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the new CPU Blue Heart.[9]

Why Chris chose the Commodore 64 remains unknown; though he has expressed sentimental value towards the computer, as it was his first computer he remembers as a gaming console due to Bob buying and coding games on it.[10]

Moving forward, he urged his followers to spread the gospel of CPU Blue Heart.[5][11][12]

Life as a Goddess

Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
Chris's messiah complex in full force, said to a woman going through a divorce.[13]
Chris has the option of transforming an an overpowered Goddess, an overpowered Alicorn, or a Sonic OC.

When not body swapping with Sonichu or Magi-Chan, Chris often caps off his online posts with the emojis "⚡️💙⚡️", representing his signature as CPU Blue Heart.

As the final nail in the coffin of finding employment, in August 2018, Chris started citing his responsibilities as a Goddess as sufficient reason for not needing a job;[14] he has yet to use his divine powers to conjure up the six figure sum the Chandler family owes to various creditors, but has assured a payback of tenfold once the Dimensional Merge has completed.[15]


In his attempts to persuade Hasbro to continue Friendship is Magic, he frequently invoked his CPU status .[16][17] Notably with the airing of the Pony spinoff Pony Life, Chris (possessed by Sonichu) used the CPU-appropriate blasphemy, "Oh my Chris Chan," to express his sheer disappointment with the show.

When several members of the brony analyst community blocked Chris over a short period of time, Chris created his current Twitter handle, CPU_CWCSonichu, as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original account redundant. In a more bizarre coping mechanism, Chris created a self-insert Lego parody of one of his favorite brony analysts, which features minifigure Chris transforming into his CPU form.

At BronyCon 2019

Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu

See also: Chris and religion and Enablers
What Chris wants you to believe.

In November 2019, Chris steered a post on Christorians towards brainstorming his own religious following; he named his worshippers "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu" (DoCCS), favored over the derivative but potential "CWCanism" as the name of his religion:[18]

Bottom line is, you all, my followers and worshippers, do have a choice to call your group as you well. Just “CWCans (pronounced “quick-ans”) and practicing “CWCanism” (pronounces “quick-an-ism”); that does not feel or sound fitting to me and feels off.
Ah, I believe I may have the proper term. Going from “Worshipper”, I checked the Thesarus: “Devotee” in the term sounds better. “Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu” (DoCCS). This is my better-educates and thought suggestion.

It was also around this time when Chris consecrated his home of 14 Branchland Court, now bearing the title of "Temple of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu".[19] Unfortunately for the Goddess and avid Pokémon GO player, his place of worship was not hallowed enough to be accepted as a PokéStop.[20]

As part of his new pet project, Chris commemorated his religious sect when he designed another set of Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder cards. These include:

EDITOR NOTES


Chris has introduced elements of CPU Blue Heart to his attire. At BronyCon 2019, as part of his cosplay, Chris wore a crudely made Commodore logo on his head.



In the comics

  • Seeds sown in Sonichu 13 (Awakening of CPU)
  • Further detail in Sonichu 14

Gallery

See also

References