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[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]] is a video where Chris sings Arethra Franklin's "[[Wikipedia:Respect (song)|Respect]]," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.
'''"Show RESPECT to me, 'C'CWC"''' is a video where [[Chris]] <s>sings</s> [[Chris and music|butchers]] [[Niggos|Aretha Franklin]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Respect (song)|Respect]]", demanding that people respect and praise him. However, considering how he does not realize that [[China|respect]] is earned and not [[Greene County Conspiracy|demanded]], he fails to attract much more than usual.


Notably is that Chris [[fail|fails]] at spelling "Respect" which is clearly spelled out in the song.
==Description==
 
{{quotebox| Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC Thank you, Miss Franklin for that Cwcspirational Track. :)
 
And Thank you to all my True, Loyal Honest Fans for giving me RESPECT.
 
And to all you nay-sayers and trollin' stupids, [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP]]!!! And show me RESPECT.}}


==Video==
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===Transcript===
=== Transcript ===
 
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: August 22nd, 2009. 
 
Th' name is ''Christian Weston Chandler'', birth name Christopher, Spanish nickname [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]], [''shakes head''] [[Ian Brandon Anderson|NO OTHER NAME]].
 
[''Begins drawing on a piece of paper, using the [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]] as an impromptu writing surface with some difficulty'']
 
I am so sick of hearing that ''stupid name'' that somebody made up back when I had that [[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] account, and ''I be a Chandler''. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my ''last name''.
 
I tell you, I'm so sick of getting all this disrespect. You dis—you continue dissing me, you're dissing [[Charlottesville]], and everybody—and all the indi—and all the individual citizens, and als—you also diss [[Ruckersville]]. I'm so sick of the [[Speech Impediment|disrespest]]. We do not need disrespect in this world, all it does is just... makes me feel bad.  And do you want me to feel bad? Do you want me to stop drawing the [[comic]]s? [''shakes head''] And I am not going to stop drawing the comics, not as long as I [''begins singing, with his usual level of talent''] [[CWC Dare|DARE!]] TO! [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_1:_.2310|SURVIIIIIVE!]] It's calling me on to victory! [''stops, to the relief of millions'']
 
Anyway, all I'm—anyway, I am definitely getting all th—into the works. It's all in the papers... everything is in the papers. 


Captain's Log, Stardate August 22, 2009. 
[''Chris begins to speak in the rhythm of the song he's about to sing (or tries to, anyway)'']


Name is Christian Weston Chandler, birth name Christopher, Spanish nickname Ricardo, [''shakes head''] NO OTHER NAME.
So, all I'm askin', ya dern dummy<br />
Cause guess what? I give ya all my workin'.<br />
I'm castin', my [[PSN|pearls before swine]].<br />
But yet do I complain? Not really.<br />
All I'm askin', in return dudes and dudettes<br />
'sa lil' bit of respet.<br />


[''begins drawing on a piece of paper, using the [[Gitar_of_Fail|Gitar]] as an impromptu writing surface with some difficulty'']
'Cause ya you know me. I'm the [[Chris and Art|artist]].<br />
I'm the [[Things Chris Has Ripped Off|original]], there's no [[Liquid|substitute]].<br />
If you don't like it, well y'all can go [[Asperchu|sommere else]]<br />
like to Hell.<br />


I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that IBAChandler account, and I be a Chandler. You know, I being myself, B standing for specifying who I am, and Chandler being my last name.
Eh, but the rest of you, give me my praises<br />
I tell you, I'm so sick of getting all this disrespect.  You dis-- you continue dissing me, you're dissing Charlottesville, and everybody-- and all the indi-- and all the individual citizens, and als-- you also diss Ruckersville.  I'm so sick of the [[Speech_Impediment|disrespest]].
I tell you what, you'll get my blessin's.<br />
We do not need disrespect in this world, all it does is just makes me feel bad, and do you want me to feel bad? Do you want me to stop drawing the comics?  [''shakes head''] And I am not going to stop drawing the comics, not as long as I [''begins singing, with his usual level of talent''] [[CWC_Dare|DARE!]] TO! [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_1:_.2310|SURVIVE!]] It's calling me on to victory! [''stops, to the relief of millions'']
and I tell you what, trolls, you're so trollin' stupid<br />
Anyway, all I'm-- anyway, I am definitely getting all th-- into the works.  It's all in the papers, everything is in the papers.  So, all I'm asking, da dern dully (?), [''starts singing again''] is guess what?  I give ya all my workin'.  I'm castin' my pearls before swine. But yet do I gum blained (''complain'')? Not really.  All I'm askin', return dudes and dudettes, 'sa lil' bit of respet [''sic''], goes you know me.  I'm the artist, I'm the original, there's no substitute.  If you don't like it, well y'all can go sommere else, like to Hell.  Eh, but the rest of you give me my praises, and I tell you what, you get by blessins, and I tell you what, trolls, you're so trollin' stupid, don't give a dare.
don't give a dare.<br />


[''finishes drawing, then holds up the artistic abortion he has created'']
[''finishes drawing, then holds up the artistic abortion he has created'']


Fresh sample, match it to any book. 'Cause you know, all I'm asking for...[''jump cut'']
Fresh sample; match it to any book. 'Cause you know, all I'm asking for...


[''Aretha Franklin's'' Respect ''begins playing, and Chris begins [[Oversized_Drinking_Straw_of_Fail|raping it with his mouth]]'']
[''jump cut to Chris cueing Aretha Franklin performing and Chris preparing to [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|rape it with his mouth]]'']


What you want, man I got it.<br />
WHAT YOU WANT, man I got it.<br />
What you need, you know I got it.<br />
What you need, you know I got it.<br />
All I'm asking, people, is for a lil' respect.<br />
All I'm askin'--PEOPLE!--is for a li'l respect.<br />


Der be lel beh, [''sic'']<br />
Der be lel beh,<br />
Just a little bit.<br />
Just a little bit.<br />
Just a little bit,<br />
Just a little bit,<br />
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I ain't gonna do you wrong, where you goin', WOMAN?<br />
I ain't gonna do you wrong, where you goin', WOMAN?<br />
[''mumbles incoherently through this entire line'']<br />
[''Mumbles incoherently through this entire line'']<br />
But all I'm askin' is for a little respect.<br />
But all I'm askin', is for a little respect.<br />


Der be lel beh, [''dramatic glasses removal''] baby,<br />
Der be lel beh, [''dramatic glasses removal''] baby,<br />
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Just a little bit.<br />
Just a little bit.<br />


Uz ganeef you all my workin'.<br />
Uz give you all my workin'.<br />
And all I'm askin' returndudesanddudettes,<br />
And all I'm askin' returndudesanddudettes,<br />
Is to PRAISE me, und duh pluz smer git ho! [''sic'']<br />
Is to PRAISE me, und duh pluz smer git ho! [''sic'']<br />


AY, SHOUT IT LOUD I'M TRUE!<br />
AY, SHOUT IT LOUD I'M TRUE!<br />
PRAISE ME!<br />
[[High_school#Graduation|PRAISE ME!]]<br />
Have faith, show me respect!<br />
HAVE FAITH! Show me respect!<br />
I'm so sick of that hazing and mislabelings!<br />
I'm so sick of that hazing and mislabelings!<br />
You keep it up you're gonna continue to be cursed!<br />
You keep it up you're gonna continue to be cursed!<br />
Otherwise with the true and the faithful, y'all continue to get my blessins!<br />
Otherwise withthetrue andthefaithful, y'all continue to get my blessin's!<br />
Oooh, YA PRAISES!<br />
Oooh, YA PRAISES!<br />
Swindlin money.<br />
Sweeter'n honey.<br />
But guess what?<br />
But guess what?<br />
Salt is my money.<br />
Salt is my money.<br />
Oh, what you do for me ip-- dip-- is praise me when you get home!<br />
Oh, what you do for me ip—dip—is [[ego|praise me when you get home!]]<br />
Bleah, baby!<br />
Bleah, baby!<br />
PRAISE ME WHEN YOU GET HOME!<br />
PRAISE ME WHEN YOU GET HOME!<br />
Ladies, [[Chris_and_sex#Chris_and_Rape|give it to me]]!<br />
LADIES! [[Chris and Rape|Give it to me]]!<br />
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me!<br />
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me!<br />
R-E-S-T-E-D-C, drinking at TCB!<br />
[[Honor roll|R-E-S-T-E-D-C]]...drink it, TCB!<br />
Sucking me, sucking me, sucking me, come on, give me respect!
[[Sex|Suckittome, suckittome, suckittome, suckit]]--GIVE ME RESPECT! Suck i--[''video ends'']
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==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Scale of Respect]]
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{{Captain's Log}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{Music Videos}}
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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-08-22]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-22]]

Latest revision as of 21:48, 9 September 2021

"Show RESPECT to me, 'C'CWC" is a video where Chris sings butchers Aretha Franklin's "Respect", demanding that people respect and praise him. However, considering how he does not realize that respect is earned and not demanded, he fails to attract much more than usual.

Description

Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC Thank you, Miss Franklin for that Cwcspirational Track. :)

And Thank you to all my True, Loyal Honest Fans for giving me RESPECT.

And to all you nay-sayers and trollin' stupids, GROW UP!!! And show me RESPECT.

Video

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Transcript

Captain's Log, Stardate: August 22nd, 2009.

Th' name is Christian Weston Chandler, birth name Christopher, Spanish nickname Ricardo, [shakes head] NO OTHER NAME.

[Begins drawing on a piece of paper, using the gitar as an impromptu writing surface with some difficulty]

I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that IBAChandler account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.

I tell you, I'm so sick of getting all this disrespect. You dis—you continue dissing me, you're dissing Charlottesville, and everybody—and all the indi—and all the individual citizens, and als—you also diss Ruckersville. I'm so sick of the disrespest. We do not need disrespect in this world, all it does is just... makes me feel bad. And do you want me to feel bad? Do you want me to stop drawing the comics? [shakes head] And I am not going to stop drawing the comics, not as long as I [begins singing, with his usual level of talent] DARE! TO! SURVIIIIIVE! It's calling me on to victory! [stops, to the relief of millions]

Anyway, all I'm—anyway, I am definitely getting all th—into the works. It's all in the papers... everything is in the papers.

[Chris begins to speak in the rhythm of the song he's about to sing (or tries to, anyway)]

So, all I'm askin', ya dern dummy
Cause guess what? I give ya all my workin'.
I'm castin', my pearls before swine.
But yet do I complain? Not really.
All I'm askin', in return dudes and dudettes
'sa lil' bit of respet.

'Cause ya you know me. I'm the artist.
I'm the original, there's no substitute.
If you don't like it, well y'all can go sommere else
like to Hell.

Eh, but the rest of you, give me my praises
I tell you what, you'll get my blessin's.
and I tell you what, trolls, you're so trollin' stupid
don't give a dare.

[finishes drawing, then holds up the artistic abortion he has created]

Fresh sample; match it to any book. 'Cause you know, all I'm asking for...

[jump cut to Chris cueing Aretha Franklin performing and Chris preparing to rape it with his mouth]

WHAT YOU WANT, man I got it.
What you need, you know I got it.
All I'm askin'--PEOPLE!--is for a li'l respect.

Der be lel beh,
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit,
Just a little bit.

I ain't gonna do you wrong, where you goin', WOMAN?
[Mumbles incoherently through this entire line]
But all I'm askin', is for a little respect.

Der be lel beh, [dramatic glasses removal] baby,
Just a little bit.
Just a litle bit,
Just a little bit.

Uz give you all my workin'.
And all I'm askin' returndudesanddudettes,
Is to PRAISE me, und duh pluz smer git ho! [sic]

AY, SHOUT IT LOUD I'M TRUE!
PRAISE ME!
HAVE FAITH! Show me respect!
I'm so sick of that hazing and mislabelings!
You keep it up you're gonna continue to be cursed!
Otherwise withthetrue andthefaithful, y'all continue to get my blessin's!
Oooh, YA PRAISES!
Sweeter'n honey.
But guess what?
Salt is my money.
Oh, what you do for me ip—dip—is praise me when you get home!
Bleah, baby!
PRAISE ME WHEN YOU GET HOME!
LADIES! Give it to me!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me!
R-E-S-T-E-D-C...drink it, TCB!
Suckittome, suckittome, suckittome, suckit--GIVE ME RESPECT! Suck i--[video ends]

See also

⇐ CWC Update 20 August 2009 Chris's videos THAT IS MY HOUSE ⇒

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Chris's music videos
1990s
2000s
"So Need a Cute Girl" / "All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend" • "Master Onion a la Mode" • Filmation's Ghostbusters Theme • "Never Gonna Give You Up" • "Heartbreaker" • "Holding Out for a Hero" • "Lovin' You" • "Jolly Holiday (I)" • "Jolly Holiday (II)" • "Single and Lonely" • "Fart Song" • "Bunny Hop" • "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" • "I Got a Fish" • "I Love the Nightlife" • "So Need A Cute Girl (II) (Live)" • "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" • "OK2BGAY" • "OK2BGay (II)" • "Dare" • "Boyfriend" (I) • "More Than a Feeling" • "Sonic Boom" • "Don't Say You Love Me" • "Autumn Goodbye" • "The Touch" • "Smell Yo Dick" • KCWC Top 10 • "So Need a Cute Girl (III)" • "Respect" • "Old Time Rock and Roll" • Aerosmith medley • "A Whole New World" • "iPods Down and Listen Up" • "Juggalo Family"
2010s
"Mr. Plow" remix • "Boyfriend" (II) • "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" • "Step in Time" • "Don't Laugh at Me" • "A Day in the Life" • "Meet the Flintstones" • Hamlet song • "Everywhere You Look" • "Kajra Re" • "Ghostbusters" • "Gangsta's Paradise" • "Wrist, Wrist" • "Teenage Dream" • "Fuck the Pain Away" • "Walmart" • "Hello! Ma Baby" • "The Twelve Days of Christmas" • "Jungle Bells" • "Sleigh Ride" • "You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump" • "Yellow Submarine" • "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake My Boobies" • "All of the Lights" • "So Need a Cute Girl (IIII)" • "Ascension Millennium" • "The Dream I Dreamed" • "Sorry (Not Sorry)" • "Remove Kebab" • "Love is Love" • "Walkin' Around the Van" • "All Star" • "All Star (II)" • "You Will Be Found" • "You've Been Trolled"
2020s
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