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'''Amazon''' is an online retailer. Chris has posted wish lists on the website. He also purchased the book [[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]] from Amazon while he was engaging in [[incest]] with his mother.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref> Furthermore, a [[Warhol / Chris Chan|self-published fan book]] by Don Lashomb comparing the output of Chris with renowned modern artist Andy Warhol was published via Amazon on 19 May 2021.  
'''Amazon.com, Inc.''', doing business as '''Amazon''', is an American multinational technology company focusing on e-commerce, cloud computing, online advertising, digital streaming, and artificial intelligence. It is considered one of the Big Five American technology companies; the other four are Alphabet (parent company of [[Google]]), [[Apple]], Meta (parent company of [[Facebook]]), and [[Microsoft]].  
 
Chris has posted wish lists on the website. He also purchased the book [[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]] from Amazon while he was engaging in [[incest]] with his mother.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref> Furthermore, a [[Warhol / Chris Chan|self-published fan book]] by Don Lashomb comparing the output of Chris with renowned modern artist Andy Warhol was published via Amazon on 19 May 2021.  


==Wish lists==
==Wish lists==

Revision as of 06:51, 19 February 2024


Amazon.com, Inc., doing business as Amazon, is an American multinational technology company focusing on e-commerce, cloud computing, online advertising, digital streaming, and artificial intelligence. It is considered one of the Big Five American technology companies; the other four are Alphabet (parent company of Google), Apple, Meta (parent company of Facebook), and Microsoft.

Chris has posted wish lists on the website. He also purchased the book Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability from Amazon while he was engaging in incest with his mother.[1] Furthermore, a self-published fan book by Don Lashomb comparing the output of Chris with renowned modern artist Andy Warhol was published via Amazon on 19 May 2021.

Wish lists

A wish list is an online registry used for listing gifts one wants. Chris has used Amazon's wish list feature in attempts to gain gifts from his fanbase during the Financhu Crisis, listing expensive toys such as Legos and Transformers. Trolls used the Buying it Elsewhere? option to trick Chris into believing he was really getting gifts. Chris appears to be sharing the list privately with financial enablers post-2018, as some items are marked as purchased even without Chris advertising the list.

Chris has been using the same wishlist since 2015.[2]

2015

On 13 December 2015, Chris posted an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found here.

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option[3]. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by making another wish list, containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.[4]

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found here.

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the Megatron pistol, implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

2016

During February 2016, Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday[5]. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."[6]

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "embargo" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his Etsy shop:

The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded Update: 2/25/16, in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" like a spoiled child. In March 2016, Chris claimed that he had received a PS4 from Kagney Lynn Moore. In reality, Chris had bought it himself[7].

In November 2016, Chris posted another wish list, days after making death threats against President-elect Donald Trump. He requested $859.71 worth of toys[8]. He also forbade people from sending him gift cards.

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.[9]

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it[10]and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the Help, please begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

2018

Chris posted a link to it in December 2018 on his twitter.

Item Purchased date
Transformers Generations Titan Master Ramhorn November 26, 2018
Transformers Titans Return Overlord Decepticon Figure November 26, 2018
Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Misfire and Aimless December 2, 2018
Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Twin Twist and Flameout December 2, 2018
Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Computron Collection Pack December 2, 2018
Transformers: Generations Chaos on Velocitron 5-figure pack December 2, 2018
Transformers Deluxe Class Optimus Prime Autobot Legacy 2-Pack (Amazon Exclusive) December 2, 2018
TAKARA TOMY 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS KEN vs CHUN-LI ACTION FIGURE December 2, 2018
Takara Tomy 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS RYU vs VEGA ACTION FIGURE December 1, 2018
Transformers Takara Legends LG-EX God Ginrai December 2, 2018
Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Fortress Maximus December 2, 2018
Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Trypticon December 2, 2018
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Nintendo Switch December 2, 2018
Nintendo Wii U Console 32GB Land Bundle (Renewed) December 2, 2018
Microsoft Xbox One X 1Tb Console With Wireless Controller: Xbox One X Enhanced, Hdr, Native 4K, Ultra Hd December 2, 2018
Nintendo Switch – Neon Red and Neon Blue Joy-Con - HAC 001 December 2, 2018
retrogames The C64 Mini USA Version - Not Machine Specific December 2, 2018
Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class Wfc-S7 Skytread Action Figure December 2, 2018
Transformers: Generations Power of the Primes Titan Class Predaking December 2, 2018
Transformers Generations Titans Return Blitzwing and Decepticon Hazard December 2, 2018
Transformers: Generations Siege on Cybertron 5-Figure Pack December 2, 2018
Transformers SDCC 2018 Hasbro Exclusive Generations Power of the Primes Throne December 2, 2018
Transformers Power of the Primes Prime Wars T-Shirt December 2, 2018
Nintendo Splatoon Series - Octoling Amiibo 3-pack - Switch December 6, 2018
Yacht Club Games Shovel Knight Treasure Trove 3-Pack - Nintendo Switch December 6, 2018
Nintendo amiibo-Guardian: Breath of the Wild December 6, 2018
amiibo link Majora'S Mask ( The legend series of Zelda ) Japan Import [Nintendo 3DS] December 6, 2018
LOZ: Ocarina of Time Link Japanese Version Amiibo Accessory [Nintendo] December 6, 2018
Nintendo amiibo Link - skyward sword (Series : The legend of Zelda) Japan Import December 6, 2018
amiibo link The twilight princess ( The legend series of Zelda )Japan Import December 6, 2018
Amiibo ToonLink (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series) December 6, 2018
Amiibo Zelda (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series) December 6, 2018
The Champions Amiibo - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Collection (Nintendo Wii U/Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo Switch) December 6, 2018
Amiibo: Link [ARCHER] - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import [Nintendo Wii U] December 6, 2018
Amiibo link (riding) - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda series) Japan Import December 6, 2018
Amiibo Zelda - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan import December 6, 2018
Amiibo Bokoblin - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import December 6, 2018
Nintendo Amiibo cloud 2P Fighter(Smash Brothers series) Japan Import (Original Version) December 6, 2018
Nintendo Amiibo Bayonetta 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import December 6, 2018
Nintendo Amiibo Kamui 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import December 6, 2018
Nintendo Alm & Celica amiibo 2-Pack - Nintendo 3DS December 6, 2018
Amiibo - Chrom (Fire Emblem) December 6, 2018
Amiibo - Tiki (Fire Emblem) December 6, 2018
Amiibo - Urbosa (Zelda Breath of the Wild) December 6, 2018
Amiibo - Daruk (Zelda Breath of the Wild) December 14, 2018
Amiibo - Revali (Zelda Breath of the Wild) December 14, 2018
Amiibo Mipha (Zelda Breath of the Wild) December 14, 2018
Amiibo - Goomba (Super Mario) December 6, 2018
Amiibo - Koopa Troopa (Super Mario) December 6, 2018
Amiibo - Samus Aran & Metroid (2-Pack) December 6, 2018
Metroid: Samus Returns Special Edition - Nintendo 3DS December 6, 2018
Amiibo - Mario/Peach/Bowser (Wedding 3-Pack) (Super Mario Odyssey) December 6, 2018
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Nintendo Switch December 6, 2018
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Nintendo Switch December 6, 2018
Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Girl (Neon Pink) December 6, 2018
Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Squid (Neon Purple) December 6, 2018
Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Boy (Neon Green) December 6, 2018
amiibo One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Male) - Moster Hunter Stories December 6, 2018
Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Qurupeco & Dan Japan Import December 6, 2018
amiibo Liolaeus&Cheval (monster Hunter storys) December 6, 2018
One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Female) - Monster Hunter Stories December 6, 2018
amiibo Navirou - Moster Hunter Stories December 6, 2018
Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Berioros ( Hyoga ) & Ayuria Japan Import December 6, 2018
Amiibo Cuby [Japan Import] December 6, 2018
Amiibo Mega Man - Japan Import (Mega Man Series) (Original Version) December 6, 2018
Nintendo Dark Souls Solaire of Astora Amiibo December 6, 2018
Nintendo amiibo - Ice Climbers - Super Smash Bros. Series December 6, 2018
Nintendo Yarn Poochy amiibo Collectable - Wii U December 6, 2018
JP CELICA AMIIBO ACCESSORY [NINTENDO] December 6, 2018
El Rey/Pa'lante Straight December 4, 2018

2019-2020

Surprisingly he still updates the same wish list from 2015.

After realising that he will just get trolled if he posts his wish list out to the public, he stopped begging people to buy him toys.

Item Date added Purchased date
PSVITA1000 for L2 / R2 buttons mounted grip cover Black by Answer May 5, 2019 No
Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class WFC-S15 Autobot Greenlight Action Figure with Dazzlestrike Battle Masters Figure July 27, 2019 No
Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Voyager WFC-S50 Apeface Triple Changer Action Figure - Adults and Kids Ages 8 and Up, 7-inch July 27, 2019 No
Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S49 Crosshairs Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5 July 27, 2019 No
Fitbit Blaze Smart Fitness Watch, Plum, Silver, Small (Renewed) August 22, 2019 No
Commodore Keyring Keychain C64 Console And Joystick 3D Rubber Official September 10, 2019 No
Ultra Pro 84157 My Little Pony Deck Protector Sleeves - Dj Pon3 65 Count October 27, 2019
Mewtwo & Mew GX - Card Sleeves - Tournament Legal - (65 Count) - Unified Minds Elite Trainer Box Exclusive November 27, 2019
65 Mega Alakazam EX Sleeves/Deck Protectors (for Pokemon Cards) from Fates Collide Elite Trainer Box November 27, 2019
Pokémon Shield - Nintendo Switch February 18, 2020 No
Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron: Earthrise Deluxe Wfc-E6 Wheeljack Action Figure - Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5 February 18, 2020 No
Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S37 Brunt Weaponizer Action Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5 February 18, 2020 No
Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook March 4, 2020 No
Frasier: The Complete Series March 4, 2020 No
Friends: The Complete Series Collection (25th Anniversary/Repackaged/DVD) March 4, 2020 No
My Little Pony - Equestria Girls Specials [DVD] May 26, 2020 No

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