Mailbag 59

Mailbag 59 was uploaded to the CWCipedia in the early hours of 22 February 2010.

Awaiting Answers

From: peter jennings <jdawgs.jennings@gmail.com> hey chris, in mailbag 54 you mentioned the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" and i'm not quite grasping the concept. do you think you could explain it to me? i never learned that one in my school life years. anyway, hope to see more clawdorf in the future. dude is mad bad and crazy pete

From: Zachary Coker <zacharycoker@gmail.com> Yo Chris-Chan, I was wondering why you choose to wear bras instead of something a bit more manly like compression shirts. Does wearing women's clothing turn you on? If so then you might need to invest in some ANTI-HOMOGAY pills immediately. Love, Zachary Coker

From: Kefka Pallazo <kpdancingmad@gmail.com> Hello Christian, I just had a thought about what you should do for later installments of your comic. Why stop at being Mayor when you can rule the world? Think about it, you can rid the world of trolls by conquering it. With Sonichu and Rosechu, what else do they have to lose to have the entire world under your thumb? PS- I don't think I ever heard you laugh out loud in any of your videos. You should try doing it, it feels good!

From: bobgreene@therange.com According to you, you are 5'10" and 200 lbs. Assuming 200 lbs isn't a total lie, you have a BMI of 28.7. Anything over a BMI of 25 is unhealthy and fat. Do you understand that you are a fat man who needs to take better care of his body, Chris?

From: jupiterjump@myself.com I see you're still not updating your comic daily. Whatever. I'm going back to Asperchu. They update daily

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This one's for all the ladies in the house

From: icecreamhuggles@aol.com I have to disagree with you when you said that nobody wants to see male chests. I love seeing strong, muscular, masculine chests. They're HOTT! In fact, the only thing hotter is six-pack abs. Saggy manboobs are gross, however. Only fat guys have them, though. I don't know any girl who'd date a boy with manboobs. If you can't take care of your own body, you're a loser. The part about bras is really creepy, Chris. Bras are for women. The only men who wear bras are, like, transexuals and transgenders or whatever. Real men don't wear bras. I've attached a picture of a hot man's chest for all the ladies who might be reading. Mmm, GORGEOUS. <3

Note: Chris later modified this message so that the image was a link rather than an embed, most likely so he wouldn't have to look at it.

From: twosesames@mail.com You used to be against drinking alcohol until you tried it. Now, you are no longer against drinking alcohol. Have you given smoking cigarettes the same chance? You might actually enjoy it.

From: random_radish@hotmail.com Chris, I believe to be a well rounded and cultured person it's necessary to travel to and experience foreign countries and cultures. I'm twenty years old and recently stayed in Japan for two months. In my lifetime I've been to over twenty five countries and I've funded all my trips since I was sixteen. My question is Chris, where in the world have you visited and what have you learned from the experiences? How many times have you left the US? Your fan, Gaye Barr.

The glorious battle

From: Jon Crayon <joncrayon@gmail.com> Yo Chris, loving this epic battle between Collosal Chris-Chan and Slaweel! That Female Dog is finally getting her comeuppance! I drew this fan-art to commemorate the event. P.S. I hope you take up the bet to draw a beautiful picture in a realistic non-childlike style. I'm sure you got it in you!

From: Wyatt Cenac <wyattcenac@yahoo.com> As an African-American, Blake was my favorite character in the comic until I read the bio and saw what a crybaby he really is. Seriously, why did you write this shit?

From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com> I was reading your Sonichu comics again. There's a lot of characters! I was wondering if you had any backstories developed for these characters: -Florance Fisher (Girl from the dating education class) -Sammy (the time you temporarily became stupid and gained weight) -Trisha Rosechu -Mypoe -That old dude who was sitting in the Destiny Cave for a long time Will we ever see any of them again? I'm still waiting for you to need Sammy for a future Skitch like you said you would.

From: Evang7 <evang7@gmail.com> Do you use a Mac? Considering your loathing of Microsoft, it would only make sense. How do you like your Mac? Would you recommend it?

Collosal Chan IRL.

From: Jon Crayon <joncrayon@gmail.com> Hey Chris. I'm sad to see you retire Chris-Chan Sonichu from the comic at the end of this issue, but that's progress. Good luck with the reboot! P.S. You should try growing a beard again ;)

From: Seka <AkatsukaSeka@live.com> Hi Chris! In the coming months I am attempting to compile a website detailing the kitchens and pantries of various American writers, artists, TV personalities, and other celebrities. If you wish to contribute please take photographs of the inside of your fridge, freezer, and various cabinets and such around your kitchen. It would be very much appreciated. It doesn't matter if it's a little messy or not organized. Thank you in advance, Seka

From: Ronnie Coleman <rcoleman@gmail.com> Chris, You claim you exercise regularly and lost weight. What kind of exercises do you do and for how long? You certainly do not look like you work out -- You look fatter than ever before. What are your daily meal plans like? Exercise without proper nutrition is useless. You should make a video of your exercise regimen and yourself on a scale (to show your weight) to PROVE you are being TRUE AND HONEST, or you will continue to prove you are naive and lose fans (myself included). Sincerely, Ronnie Coleman

From: Rob Halford <hellbentforleather@aol.com> Chris, I have to complement you for finally including some positive gay role models in Sonichu. The two gay cops you've recently introduced are fine examples of how gays can service their community as well as look fabulous in uniform.

From: Murray Lucas <waytoocoolforschool112@aol.com> Do you remember making those "One Free Girlfriend" coupons on your old Tripod site? I'm lonely and autistic, so I printed out about fifty of them and handed them out at the mall, and now I'm banned from the mall and had to register as a sex offender because one of the girls I gave one to was actually 13. It's hard to tell which girls are underage because of my autism; they should make them wear all wear special hats or something so you KNOW. I blame you for not being able to go to the mall and me being a sex criminal.

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