Mass debating
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| “ | I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with an inflatable plastic woman [...] I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that [...] It's like, you know, my body got used to it | ” |
| Chris to Kacey[1] | ||
Mass debating is the CWC-ism for the act of masturbation.
On Valentine's Day 2009, his father walked in on his son mass debating, leading to Chris's Internet being cut down.
Discovery
Based on a PSN chat with PandaHalo and an IRC chat, Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of sixteen:
| “ | actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself. | ” |
When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his duck with a washcloth.[2] In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.[2] In Ivy's Q&A it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.
He has informed his mother of his "mass debating" habit.[2]
Frequency
| “ | And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. | ” |
| Chris on his mass debating.[3] | ||
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats[citation needed], it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent duck which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with Julie seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting. Also, Chris was at one point prescribed the anti-depressant Paxil, which from what was heard from him caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.[4]
Chris also told Kacey that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this is a misguided plea for pity sex.[5]
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