Lost Media
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Lost media refers to media that once existed but has been lost or media that has never been released publicly and most likely never will.[1] In reference to Chris this definition will apply. However this article will also include pieces of media that have not been fully lost but certain parts or sections have been lost such as an audio clip that has its video footage lost as seen with CatKnight Interview 5 or Julie Reveals Herself.
Lost Media around Chris
Black Tape
The "Black Tape" is a call between Chris and Jackie on 7 September 2011 in which Chris broke down in the wake of his fathers death the prior day. The contents of the call were considered so harrowing[2] that the call has never been released in respect for Chris. It is unknown if anyone has the audio of the call so it is currently considered lost.
CatKnight Interview 5 (Video)
On 28 March 2016 Sir Arthur Spatchcock also known as CatKnight and Master Disaster conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. While the audio of this interview is still avalible the footage has been lost.
Chris Chan VS. The Internet
Chris Chan VS. The Internet was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 April 2019. However, due to a variety of factors,[3] the documentary has not surfaced and supposedly the hard drive containing the documentary has been destroyed. However the trailer and the opening are avalible.[4][5]
Chris Sex Logs (Audio)
On 27 September 2008 PandaHalo released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with here a variety of subjects related to sex. While the transcript of the chats are available the audio that accompanied the chats has been lost except for a 5:30 minute snippet.[6]
CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots
CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots was a troll video in which aspects of Chris's life were mixed in with events from the game 'Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots'. This video is currently lost.
Julie Reveals Herself (Video)
Julie Reveals Herself is a Mumble chat between Bluespike and Chris on 3 March 2009 which involves shoving the Sonichu Medallion up his rectum and Julie revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the Sonichu Medallion up his rectum, is lost.
My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)
On 31 October 2009 Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song 'A Whole New World' in response to Kacey uploading a video singing the same song but the female part. While Chris's video is avalible[7] Kacey's video has been taken down by Youtube and is currently lost.
No More Jokes (NSFW Version and Response from Clyde)
No More Jokes was a video by Chris released on 5 November 2009 in which he reveals the true identity of Clyde Cash. While a SFW version of the video exists[8] the NSFW version and Clyde's response to the video are currently lost.
Power (Document)
Power was a zipfile containing three videos of Chris performing acts of strength to impress Vanessa Hudgens which was leaked by The Miscreants on 27 April 2009. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "I Got a Fish" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio file are avalible the "special thanks" document has been lost.
Sonichu Fan Promo (Videos)
The Sonichu Fan Promo were three 3D animated shorts on Sonichu made by timmys1984 released between 11-14 October 2008. While the transcripts of all three videos exist only the third video remains.[9] However Chris incorporated these animations into Sonichu Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 being the second short, and 79 being the third short.
Sonichu Home Club (Videos)
The Sonichu Home Club was an online event hosted on Chris's PS3 through online network. The purpose of these events was to gather TRUE and HONEST fans of Sonichu however it appears these events were done by Chris in the hope of receiving praise. There were two of these events and while the transcripts remain the videos are lost.
Sonichu 17
Sonichu 17 is the latest issue of Sonichu with production beginning on 1 April 2018. Only the cover has been released however in a Discord chat with The Idea Guys Chris reveals that pages were created beyond the cover.[10] With Chris's arrest and him not posting these pages it is unlikely that these pages survive and are likely lost.
Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast
On 16 March 2018 Chris streamed the game Burnout Paradise Remastered on the PS4. While certain parts of the stream are avalible[11][12] the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.
The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)
The Sonichu Chronicles was a PowerPoint presentation made by Chris in January 2009 and was presented to Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé as to give ideas on a Sonichu game. The transcript of the texts of the PowerPoint slides are avalible however the PowerPoint file is missing making the slides currently lost. However an image of the intro slide is avalible.[13]
Unreleased Miscreant Chats
Unreleased Null Chats
Unknown Lost Media
While this article has listed lost media associated with Chris this is only lost media that is known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around Chris that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover one can only speculate what is waiting to be found.
References
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/black-tape-chris-call-where-he-mourns-bob.1201/
- ↑ https://archive.ph/doV4x
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0
- ↑ https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWwiXwhPFxM
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Bad_Beginning
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o
- ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SonichuChronicles.jpg