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The '''Rejected Mailbag''' is where emails Chris considers offensive go to die. It is unclear why Chris keeps them--it is assumed he would just take every slanderous email and blast it to the moon--but given that everything Chris does in public is centered around his need for constant pity and sympathy, it is possible he keeps them around to show his [[trolls|fanbase]] what he has to put up with in his inbox every day.
The '''Rejected [[Mailbag]]''' is where emails to the [[CWCipedia]] [[Chris]] considers offensive went to [[Death threats|die]]. It is unclear why Chris keeps them—it is assumed he would just take every slanderous email and blast it to the [[Moon]]—but given that everything Chris does in public is centered around his need for constant pity and sympathy, it is possible he keeps them around to show his [[fanbase]] what he has to put up with in his inbox every day.


It should be understood that Chris does not actually place ''all'' the e-mails he deletes in the rejected mailboxAs of this writing, many Chris has deleted he has made no effort to record.
For a long time, Chris was surprisingly diligent about making sure all the emails he did not like were appropriately recordedThat all changed on 13 [[December 2009]], in which Chris began attempting to delete emails from the record entirely.


==Rejected emails==
==Rise of the Sub-Mailbags==
{{quoteboxred|From: Howard Winslow <hwinslow3@gmail.com>


A friend of mine wrote some excellent fan stories I thought you'd like:
One place to dump mail that offended Chris wasn't nearly enough; he needed more.


http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/stories.htm
=== Autism Mailbag ===
A new, cuddlier spin-off of the Rejected Mailbag was launched on 2 [[December 2009]], to dismiss [[autism]]-related e-mails "because the topic is not in canon with the [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] topics." <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Autism_Mailbag Autism Mailbag]</ref>, it is where Chris will respond to the informed messages of myriads of doctors, psychologists and the like who contact him to enlighten him regarding his opinions on "slapdash so-called counterpart [[Aspergers]]."


Sincerely,
Chris's completely irrational hatred of Asperger's Syndrome and his explosive responses to letters on the topic entertained the trolls a great deal. It is now unusual for a Mailbag to have fewer than 4 letters about the disorders in question.


Howard Winslow}}
===Let Me Get Back To You On That===


'''L'''et me '''G'''et '''B'''ack to you on '''T'''hat, or "[[homos|LGBT]]" for short, was the next dumping grounds for rejected letters. It was created on 9 December 2009, and appears to be a place for letters that cause Chris too much [[stress]], but have such undeniably good points that even Chris can't ignore them. The title implies that he intends to get to give them full answers when he's not crashing into slumber. Eventually, Chris's Sysop disposed of the section, moving all the letters into [[Mailbag 29]]. The answers Chris gave to this section were minimal. Chris ignored every e-mail that didn't slather praise on him, and responded to those with any sense of negativity harshly or not at all (i.e. "Whatever").


{{quoteboxred|From: Bernard Stephens <bernard.stephens@mail.mcgill.ca>
===Parodies===
Originally a page set up by Chris's Sysop to list all the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] [[Parody|parodies]], Chris started moving mail about parodies of Sonichu here on 13 December 2009. Then, on 15 December, he proved he wasn't above [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|revisionist history]], and moved a letter from over a week ago to the parody mailbag.<ref>The letter in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_10&oldid=4005 Mailbag 10 as seen on 5 December 2009] is later [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_10&diff=4014&oldid=4013 cut] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Parodies&diff=4179&oldid=4178 pasted] to {{CWCipedia link|Parodies}} on 15 [[December 2009]]</ref>


OMG!!!111 Love the comic!! Me and my [[Homos|boyfriend]] Mark listen to the [[audiobooks]] all the time! LUVS IT BABE!!
== Begging and pleading ==


Have a safe day, and STAY STRAIG- er, I mean, STAY FABULOUS!!!
{{Quote|Please No Longer Include any messages addressing '''Autisim'''''[sic]'' '''or Aspergers''', or any that has even an inkling of '''homosexuality''' in it; I feel very stressed after having to read those messages; they really [[Family Guy|Grind My Gears]].|Chris, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Mailbag Issue (CCS)|begging his sysop to make it stop]].}}


Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo Bernard and everyone else here at Gay4Sonichu http://gay4sonichu.yuku.com/
In correspondence with his Sysop in early December 2009, Chris made it very clear that all the letters about homosexuality and autism were causing too much stress, and that he would like to begin pretending that the only people who write him are the ones that draw him little pictures and kiss his ass. Chris's sysop did not respond to his begging, and continued to let e-mails Chris would obviously deem offensive flow into every new mailbag.


love it!!!!!}}
== Gone forever ==


The first instance of Chris rejecting e-mails without recording them anywhere was in [[Mailbag 2]], which had two letters removed. Neither of them were terribly offensive, and it's likely Chris merely forgot to reply. [[Mailbag 17]] was the first instance of Chris intentionally refusing to record a letter, in this case an automatic e-mail, informing him that he had signed up for a [[Homos|homo]] newsletter. The idea that Chris merely forgot to move this letter is out of the question, as he also moved three other letters to the Rejected Mailbag in the same evening. Still, the letter was merely a form letter from something a [[troll]] signed him up for, so arguably it's not a very big deal.


{{quoteboxred|From: Steven Clark <ignotus@live.co.uk>
[[Mailbag 34]] on the other hand should be granted no such lenience. Chris intentionally deleted two letters from this mailbag, one from the creator of [[Asperchu]], who wished to inform Chris that his new website, the [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], was up and running, and one from a group of concerned mothers, who wished to boycott ''Sonichu''. What makes his actions here particularly reprehensible is the fact that both of the deleted e-mails contained links to the relevant sites, implying that Chris deleted these letters simply to keep his TRUE and HONEST [[fanbase]] from seeing those webpages.


I love your [[Liquid|brown shirt]] and guitar skills you are so dreamy. keep up the good work! sonichu is the best DONT LET THAT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]] GET YOU DOWN}}
Regardless, it wouldn't matter if Chris didn't keep copies of any rejected e-mails. The [[Wikipedia:MediaWiki|MediaWiki]] software his site ran on saved every change made to page history, meaning that every foolish or selfish move he made was recorded for all eternity.


 
== Sources ==
{{quoteboxred|From: xanatosvanbadass@aim.com
<references/>
 
Good to see you making the comics again! I hope you make to to keep them out of the hands of that [[naive]] fat bastard [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] so he won't slander your good name! P.S. I hope you and [[Kacey]] are living happily married lives.}}
 
 
{{quoteboxred|From: Thorgnzorrg Jenkins <thorgnzorrg@hotmail.com>
 
I love Sonichu but as a [[Homos|gay]], [[Darkies|black]] [[Godjesus|atheist]], I'm in somewhat of a minority. All of the black characters in Sonichu are either goofy or antagonistic, gay characters aren't shown in a good light, and as far as I can tell everyone in CWCville is a devout Christian. I love your comics and audiobooks, but they loose their appeal when I can't relate to any of the characters. Please consider including a gay, black, or atheist character in your comic.
 
Thank you.}}
 
 
{{quoteboxred|From: statxfan89@aim.com
 
Dear Chris-chan,
 
I just discovered Sonichu a few days ago, and I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed to see you've completely ripped off Static the Pikachu (found at http://statx015.deviantart.com/gallery/#Static-the-Pikachu). ; Sonichu is a poor man's Static, too. The comic, quite frankly, looks like it's drawn by a retard using Crayola markers, and the writing is no better. Sonichu, unlike Static, has no personality. He's just the same as all the other characters, and has a personality as deep as kiddie pool.
 
And now I read you've gone and lied to the government, claiming you've invented Sonichu? What a load. It's bigshots like you who steal from the little guy and screw him over by defrauding the government, abusing the laws for their own gain (like people who collect [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] when they could just go get a job and serve a function to the society outside being a leech) who really get to me.
 
I suppose you can just ignore this letter, delete this comments, but ignoring it and ignoring me won't make me or my ideas just disappear. We'll reveal you for the fake you are, "Christian" (that's not even your God given name! Your real name was Christopher until you stole Christian from the Conductor [[Bear]]!).
 
You're a phony! Your a big fat phony!
 
Sincerely,
 
Mark, from Missouri}}


==See also==
==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Rejected Mailbag}}
*[[Chris E-Mails]]
*[[Chris E-Mails]]
*[[Mailbag#Censorship|Censorship]]
*[[Mailbag#Censorship|Censorship]]


{{Mailbag}}
{{Mailbag}}

Latest revision as of 08:35, 14 January 2016

The Rejected Mailbag is where emails to the CWCipedia Chris considers offensive went to die. It is unclear why Chris keeps them—it is assumed he would just take every slanderous email and blast it to the Moon—but given that everything Chris does in public is centered around his need for constant pity and sympathy, it is possible he keeps them around to show his fanbase what he has to put up with in his inbox every day.

For a long time, Chris was surprisingly diligent about making sure all the emails he did not like were appropriately recorded. That all changed on 13 December 2009, in which Chris began attempting to delete emails from the record entirely.

Rise of the Sub-Mailbags

One place to dump mail that offended Chris wasn't nearly enough; he needed more.

Autism Mailbag

A new, cuddlier spin-off of the Rejected Mailbag was launched on 2 December 2009, to dismiss autism-related e-mails "because the topic is not in canon with the Sonichu and Rosechu topics." [1], it is where Chris will respond to the informed messages of myriads of doctors, psychologists and the like who contact him to enlighten him regarding his opinions on "slapdash so-called counterpart Aspergers."

Chris's completely irrational hatred of Asperger's Syndrome and his explosive responses to letters on the topic entertained the trolls a great deal. It is now unusual for a Mailbag to have fewer than 4 letters about the disorders in question.

Let Me Get Back To You On That

Let me Get Back to you on That, or "LGBT" for short, was the next dumping grounds for rejected letters. It was created on 9 December 2009, and appears to be a place for letters that cause Chris too much stress, but have such undeniably good points that even Chris can't ignore them. The title implies that he intends to get to give them full answers when he's not crashing into slumber. Eventually, Chris's Sysop disposed of the section, moving all the letters into Mailbag 29. The answers Chris gave to this section were minimal. Chris ignored every e-mail that didn't slather praise on him, and responded to those with any sense of negativity harshly or not at all (i.e. "Whatever").

Parodies

Originally a page set up by Chris's Sysop to list all the Sonichu parodies, Chris started moving mail about parodies of Sonichu here on 13 December 2009. Then, on 15 December, he proved he wasn't above revisionist history, and moved a letter from over a week ago to the parody mailbag.[2]

Begging and pleading

Please No Longer Include any messages addressing Autisim[sic] or Aspergers, or any that has even an inkling of homosexuality in it; I feel very stressed after having to read those messages; they really Grind My Gears.
Chris, begging his sysop to make it stop.

In correspondence with his Sysop in early December 2009, Chris made it very clear that all the letters about homosexuality and autism were causing too much stress, and that he would like to begin pretending that the only people who write him are the ones that draw him little pictures and kiss his ass. Chris's sysop did not respond to his begging, and continued to let e-mails Chris would obviously deem offensive flow into every new mailbag.

Gone forever

The first instance of Chris rejecting e-mails without recording them anywhere was in Mailbag 2, which had two letters removed. Neither of them were terribly offensive, and it's likely Chris merely forgot to reply. Mailbag 17 was the first instance of Chris intentionally refusing to record a letter, in this case an automatic e-mail, informing him that he had signed up for a homo newsletter. The idea that Chris merely forgot to move this letter is out of the question, as he also moved three other letters to the Rejected Mailbag in the same evening. Still, the letter was merely a form letter from something a troll signed him up for, so arguably it's not a very big deal.

Mailbag 34 on the other hand should be granted no such lenience. Chris intentionally deleted two letters from this mailbag, one from the creator of Asperchu, who wished to inform Chris that his new website, the Asperpedia, was up and running, and one from a group of concerned mothers, who wished to boycott Sonichu. What makes his actions here particularly reprehensible is the fact that both of the deleted e-mails contained links to the relevant sites, implying that Chris deleted these letters simply to keep his TRUE and HONEST fanbase from seeing those webpages.

Regardless, it wouldn't matter if Chris didn't keep copies of any rejected e-mails. The MediaWiki software his site ran on saved every change made to page history, meaning that every foolish or selfish move he made was recorded for all eternity.

Sources

See also

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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Rejected Mailbag