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{{quote|I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}} | {{quote|I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}} | ||
'''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina". | '''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina". | ||
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==Uses== | ==Uses== | ||
Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina, | Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina", [[Chris]] resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term. | ||
In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[Chris and religion|God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way."<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref> He then justifies his reverence for | In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[Chris and religion|God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way."<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref> He then justifies his reverence for china by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies. | ||
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> There is currently mystery surrounding whether or [[Virgin with rage|not]] he has obtained any china as of 21/04/12.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref> | Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> There is currently mystery surrounding whether or [[Virgin with rage|not]] he has obtained any china as of 21/04/12.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref> | ||
Other uses: | Other uses: | ||
* In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]], Chris memorably states "I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!" | * In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]], Chris memorably states "I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''" | ||
*In [[Hello, Juffalo]], Chris gives a shoutout to all the "chinas" who keep him "started." | *In [[Hello, Juffalo]], Chris gives a shoutout to all the "chinas" who keep him "started." | ||
*As [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used "china" on the [[Coffee Place]] page, and on his talk page. | *As [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used "china" on the [[Coffee Place]] page, and on his talk page. | ||
==Tom-tom== | ==Tom-tom== | ||
[[Wikipedia:Tom-tom|Tom-tom]] is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of [[Megan]]'s genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation. | '''[[Wikipedia:Tom-tom|Tom-tom]]''' is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of [[Megan]]'s genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation. | ||
Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow]</ref> a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show ''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil]]''. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public. | Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow]</ref> a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show ''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil]]''. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public. | ||
==Vaginatables== | ==Vaginatables== | ||
'''Vaginatables''' is yet another CWC-ism for "vagina", used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info] for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]. | |||
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Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy. | Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy. | ||
Image:tomtom.jpg|Tomtom. Note the [[Chris_and_health#Sexual_health|bend]] in the route. | Image:tomtom.jpg|Tomtom. Note the [[Chris_and_health#Sexual_health|bend]] in the route. | ||
Image:TomTomClub.jpg|A club that Chris would, without a doubt, want to join. | |||
Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png|Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China. | Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png|Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China. | ||
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Revision as of 19:29, 1 February 2015
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China is a CWC-ism for "vagina".
Uses
Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina", Chris resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term.
In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way."[2] He then justifies his reverence for china by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.[3] There is currently mystery surrounding whether or not he has obtained any china as of 21/04/12.[4]
Other uses:
- In Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008, Chris memorably states "I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!"
- In Hello, Juffalo, Chris gives a shoutout to all the "chinas" who keep him "started."
- As JenkinsJinkies, Chris used "china" on the Coffee Place page, and on his talk page.
Tom-tom
Tom-tom is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an annotation.
Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",[5] a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.
Vaginatables
Vaginatables is yet another CWC-ism for "vagina", used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for CWC's Sonichu Site!.
Gallery of China (NSFW)
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References
See also
| The CWC-tionary |
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