Mailbag

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Chris's fan mail clipart from CWCipedia. It uses the same colors as Nazi Germany.

On 19 November 2009, the sysop of Cwcipedia created a new page for Chris to answer fan-E-mails. This mailbag marked the first time the words of other human beings appeared on Cwcipedia, which is generally entirely unfiltered-Chris, all the time.

Chris's reactions to this were largely unsurprising.

Insight into the comic

Chris used this first update to drop several pieces of new information about future comic episodes. In one reply, he revealed that none of the sonichus or rosechus are autistic, which explains the dialogue changes he made in his corrections to Sonichu Fan Promo Three. In that same reply, he also said some rather unsettling things in support of eugenics.

NONE of the Sonichus or Rosechus are autistic or have the "aspergers" (which is NOTHING LIKE ATUSIM; look them up on Wikipedia and compare). Spoiler Alert: In the comic, during my time in the void, I end up at a later year when scientists have truly isolated the Homo Gene, and needed to isolate the Straight Gene to make the Vaccine. I Personally Volunter a bit of my blood, they find the Straight Gene, and I take a couple of syringes with me back into the void on my trek back to my time. Guess who will be the first to be injected and transformed back to his past self Permanently... Reldnahc. I took two syringes for in case one of them breaks or gets lost.
Chris, being more disturbing than usual.

Censorship

All e-mails written by people who did not lavish praise on Chris were promptly deleted. A few that did lavish praise on him were also deleted, because they were written by people who Chris found objectionable. These "unwanted" individuals generally consisted of gays, blacks, and atheists. A couple of other individuals were silenced when they confused Chris with the other, better Chris. Finally, one e-mail was only partially deleted, because the author stated that he was not fond of Michael Bay's Transformers movies.

Recently, Chris made a new page for e-mails he rejected, saying that they had "offensive, or mislabeling, content that I, Christian W. Chandler, would not care to respond to". In addition to obviously being an attempt to appear a little less like a press-censoring dictator, the page is far from complete, containing just a few of the messages Chris deleted from his first mailbag.

Theft

Several fans sent in ideas they would like to see in the comic, namely one sent in an idea for the characters to go road tripping, saying it would be just like Family Guy. Chris, being eternally creatively bankrupt, immediately said that he would take note of it and use it for a future story.

See also

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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Mailbag
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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Mailbag