China

“	I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!	”
CWC

China (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in East Asia. To Chris, however, it's a stupid word he uses in place of "vagina", as he is uncomfortable saying said term and feels the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china". However, Chris has stopped using the word in later years.

Uses

In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way." He then justifies his reverence for china by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.

Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime. Which, after an encounter with a girl named Mia Hamm, may be true...or not.

Other uses:

• In Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008, Chris memorably states the quote above.
• In Hello, Juffalo, Chris gives a shoutout to all the "chinas" who keep him "started."
• As JenkinsJinkies, Chris used "china" on the Coffee Place page, and on his talk page.

Tom-tom

Tom-tom is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an unintentionally hilarious annotation that read "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom", a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Vaginatables

Vaginatables is yet another CWC-ism for "vagina", a mangled version of "vegetables". It was used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for CWC's Sonichu Site!.

Gallery of China (NSFW)

China
This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from Jesus below. Chris putting his fingers in China. If only it were that easy. Tomtom. Note the bend in the route. A club that Chris would, without a doubt, want to join. Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China. Chris takes a period shower.

See also

• Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008
• Chris and race
• Chris and sex
• Duck
• Pickles