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[[ | '''China''' (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in [[anime|East Asia]]. To [[Chris]], however, it's a word he once used in place of "vagina", as he was uncomfortable saying that word and thus felt the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china" (ironically, the word porcelain is inspired by a pig’s vagina). Although Chris has not used this euphemism (except ironically) since [[2008]], it has become one of his most famous [[CWC-ism]]s. | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:Spanish Professions 001 (4).jpg|thumb|Chris-chan's "[[Chris and art|excellent]]" drawing of the flag of The People's Republic of China.]] | ||
==Uses== | |||
*In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]], Chris memorably states the quote above. | |||
*In [[Hello, Juffalo]], Chris gives a shoutout to all of the, "[[homos]]," and, "chinas," who keep him, "started." Given how uncharacteristic of him that line is, it's likely that it was written by the same [[gal-pal]] who encouraged him to make the video. | |||
*As [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used "china" on the [[Coffee Place]] page and on his talk page as part of his attempt to imitate troll slang. | |||
[[ | ==Tom-tom== | ||
'''[[Wikipedia:Tom-tom|Tom-tom]]''' is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an unintentionally hilarious annotation that read "MY [[Duck|DUCK]] HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!" | |||
Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow]</ref> a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show ''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil]]''. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public. | |||
==Gallery of China (NSFW)== | |||
<center>{{collapsible | |||
|China | |||
|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Pray_for_China.jpg|This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from [[Jesus]] below. | |||
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Chris putting his fingers in China. | |||
Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy. | |||
Image:tomtom.jpg|A Tomtom. Note the [[duck|bend]] in the route. | |||
File:DuckFoundTomDrum.png|A [[duck]], having located [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|a "TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"]] | |||
Image:TomTomClub.jpg|The Tom-Tom Club, something Chris would, without a doubt, want to join. | |||
Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png|Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China. | |||
Image:Pink Lemonade.jpg|Chris experiencing the menstrual blood of a china. | |||
</gallery>}}</center> | |||
==References== | |||
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<references/> | <references/> | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]] | *[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]] | ||
*[[Chris and race]] | |||
*[[Chris and sex]] | |||
*[[Duck]] | *[[Duck]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Pickle]] | ||
*[[Pmurt]] – who says this word a lot | |||
{{Love quest}} | |||
{{CWC-isms}} | {{CWC-isms}} | ||
[[Category:CWC-isms]] | [[Category:CWC-isms]] | ||
[[Category:Things Chris likes]] | |||
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China (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in East Asia. To Chris, however, it's a word he once used in place of "vagina", as he was uncomfortable saying that word and thus felt the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china" (ironically, the word porcelain is inspired by a pig’s vagina). Although Chris has not used this euphemism (except ironically) since 2008, it has become one of his most famous CWC-isms.
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Uses
- In Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008, Chris memorably states the quote above.
- In Hello, Juffalo, Chris gives a shoutout to all of the, "homos," and, "chinas," who keep him, "started." Given how uncharacteristic of him that line is, it's likely that it was written by the same gal-pal who encouraged him to make the video.
- As JenkinsJinkies, Chris used "china" on the Coffee Place page and on his talk page as part of his attempt to imitate troll slang.
Tom-tom
Tom-tom is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an unintentionally hilarious annotation that read "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",[2] a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.
Gallery of China (NSFW)
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References
See also
- Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008
- Chris and race
- Chris and sex
- Duck
- Pickle
- Pmurt – who says this word a lot
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