REAL Protest against the FAKE
Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009 is a video upload by Chris in protest of beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator CChanSonichuCWC. Even in real life, Chris appears to be stuck in the Time Void, because he still thinks it's June. This is the same mistake that he made in his last Captain's Log video.
The video description is a notable display of Chris in rage mode not seen since the days of Jimmy Hill:
| DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "CWCCChanSonichuCWC". HE IS CRAPPY, and his Nasal Voice is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.
Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to Wal-Mart and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars! HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "Julie"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT Wesley Memorial in VIRGINIA. F*** HIM TO HELL! |
Chris led this reactionary protest movement gloriously from victory to victory for a hour or so, after which the video was deleted. The wrath, it seems, was unbearable.
Chris has re-uploaded it as of July 23, his reason for taking it down only to later re-upload remains a mystery.
Background
On 21 July 2009, beloved YouTube CWC impersonator the TRUE and HONEST CWC, CChanSonichuCWC uploaded a video on how he set up a vendor booth at the popular Otakon anime convention and made a fortune off OFFICIAL and ORIGINIAL Sonichu merchandise.
The so called "real" Chris got wind of this and was furious at the idea of someone slandering his good name by being thin, successful, and self motivated.
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
Transcript
Captain's log, June 22nd 200-no, I'm sorry, JULY 22nd 2009. As you all may have heard about the quote-unquote "Christian Weston Chandler" that went to the Otakon in the past weekend and actually uploaded a video of himself in a stupid brown striped shirt with a (voice breaks) paper thin metal replica - paper thin. If you want the official merchandise, the medallion is MADE - FROM - CLAY. CLAY! C-L-A-Y. And not only that, (voice cracks again) remember my face? MY FACE. And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image. Do not buy anymore from this CRAPPY imposter. Do not give him anymore money, (voice hits even higher pitch than before) and he's saying he's gonna give to quote-unquote HIS congregation when MY Elizabeth Foss - it's MY congregation, NOT his! (voice breaks even higher) WHO DOES THIS IMPOSTER THINK HE IS?! DOWN WITH HIM! (mimicks the Undertaker) Burn in hell. And worst of all, that nasally voice of his, to think it-they can get away with as mine. (tries to flip the bird, but points instead, then corrects self) He's got another thing coming.
As for the rest of you that have been-that are good and true. Peace to all of you, have a pleasant day.
Youtube Comment from Chris
"GIVE IT UP, Dumbass. YOU are Not Me, the Real CWC, and you Wish you Were. I Challenge you to Sow yourself in my Real Life Presence, O I can really give you a piece of my mind.
No Peace, Christian C."
"Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!
I am Calling YOU OUT!
14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA BEFORE August 2, 2009. If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.
oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.
But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.
You are a Nerd and a Whimp!
Have a good day. Christopher Christian Weston Chandler"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ps7qcH7sPA
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