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Chris has owned multiple PlayStation consoles.
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PS2
The Sony PlayStation 2 is a video game console released in the second generation of Sony's PlayStation consoles. Chris had a PlayStation 2 "slimline" model and in comparison to his later PlayStation 3 very little is known about it. The "slimline" model released on 25 November 2004[1] in North America. The first appearance of Chris's PlayStation 2 is in the Pixelated PS3 video released on 28 November 2006; it is unknown when Chris bought it. The first issue of Sonichu's News Dash had Chris speaking about Sony and the PS2 in derogatory terms, suggesting that at some point between October 2004 (when the slim PS2 was first introduced) and November 2006 (when his PS2 was seen in the Pixelated PS3 video), Chris reversed his opinions on the company. While there is no footage of Chris playing on his PlayStation 2 considering he owned many games[2] on the system he likely played on it. After this video Chris's PlayStation 2 does not appear or is referenced again. It is unknown if it survived the 2014 house fire.
PS3
- Main article: PlayStation 3
PS4
The PlayStation 4 is a video game console created by Sony, originally released in North America on 15 November 2013. It is the best-selling console of the eighth generation of gaming, alongside the HEXbox One (with the Wii U trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 109.05 million consoles have been sold by April 2020.[3]
Despite his fanaticism for the system's predecessor (and his tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his family's health problems (compounded by his run-in with the law) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets.[4] He did, however, show contempt for its competition - getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee[5] - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in South Park, among other places). True to form, though, this would change in February 2016, around his 34th birthday. He also purchased a Wii U sometime later.
Chris stopped playing the PS4 by late 2019 along with the Xbox. The PS4's successor, PlayStation 5, was released in November 2020 at a starting price of $399 and has yet to be purchased by Chris.
The birthday saga
On 1 February 2016, Chris asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook[6] alongside a slew of specifications - notably, he would later specify[7] a white Destiny bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's Etsy shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, medallions, and amiibo are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would further elaborate[8] that buying him anything less than the Destiny bundle and camera would reduce the value on the voucher.
On 12 February, Chris uploaded Apologies for offending people, a video that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then reiterates his demands at the end of the video.
Incredibly, 24 February came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, weens sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload Update: 2/25/16, another video complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.
However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 March 2016 that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. A closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Lynn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in porn films together.
Epilogue
Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in many videos.
By October 2019, Chris had ceased regularly playing the PS4 - his PSN account shows that the last trophy earned was in a Hyperdimension Neptunia game.[9] In August 2020, a fan asked about his PS4 activity, to which Chris answered that the "amount of stuff" in the room was a problem for setting up his consoles and that he was more focused on the Dimensional Merge instead.[10]
PS4 games Chris owns
Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.
Note: This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, here.
Games at 0%
Chris has 29 games that have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.
| Game | Release Date |
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| Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Remastered | 2015 |
| Hitman GO: Definitive Edition | 2016 |
| Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Remastered | 2015 |
| Toy Soldiers War Chest | 2015 |
| HELLDIVERS | 2015 |
| The Treasures of Montezuma 4 | 2015 |
| PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate | 2015 |
| The Swapper | 2014 |
| Hohokum | 2014 |
| inFAMOUS Second Son | 2014 |
| Woah Dave! | 2014 |
| Retro City Rampage DX | 2014 |
| Race The Sun | 2014 |
| Grim Fandango Remastered | 2015 |
| Killzone Shadow Fall | 2013 |
| Call of Duty: Black Ops III | 2015 |
| Nova-111 | 2015 |
| Thomas Was Alone | 2014 |
| Terraria | 2014 |
| Hotline Miami | 2014 |
| Invokers Tournament | 2015 |
| KNACK | 2013 |
| Lone Survivor | 2013 |
| Shütshimi | 2015 |
| DOOM | 2016 |
| Overwatch: Origins Edition | 2016 |
| Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness | 2016 |
| Uncanny Valley | 2017 |
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Chris's PlayStation Portable, in true and honest CWC fashion, is covered with cut-out pictures of Sonichu, Rosechu, Chris himself, and the colors yellow and blue (to match the S-Chu Ball). It was revealed in Chris's Big Night Out (12 June 2009), when the cameraman cleverly revealed it from beneath the re-usable Target bag it was hidden under.
The "decals," if they can even be referred to as such, are not applied directly to the PSP, but rather to an outer protective case, quite possibly to allow for easy switching of collages. This relic is unique, because it is the first of Chris's projects to feature accurate representations of his appearance, rather than his slim n' trim, svelte alter-ego from the comics. Behind Chris there is another decal, part of an overhead view of CWCville. The Sonichu decal is somewhat out of the ordinary, being the original Sonichu from 2000, rather than his updated anime-styled appearance from the post-Sonichu #5 comics.
Chris later bought the PSP's successor, the PlayStation Vita. It's unknown whether either of the consoles survived the fire, though it's likely he bought new systems if that's the case.
Gallery
Chris, an S-Chu Ball and Sonichu.
The Chaotic Combo, Sonichu, Rosechu, Crystalina Rosechu, and Chris-Chan Sonichu.
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References
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_2_models#Slimline_case_designs
- ↑ List_of_Chris's_video_games#PlayStation_2_(PS2)
- ↑ https://www.vgchartz.com/analysis/platform_totals/
- ↑ May 2014 Facebook Posts
- ↑ September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart
- ↑ February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY
- ↑ February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!
- ↑ February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note
- ↑ https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu
- ↑ Discord Q&A 2#Gaming
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