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[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|left|200px|Chris depicts the time he was possessed by the Dreamcast CPU.]]
[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|left|200px|Chris depicts the time he was possessed by the Dreamcast CPU.]]


Prior to the Idea Guys, Chris's [[mental health]] was already in a fragile state. A particular highlight from around this time was when he attended [[BronyCon 2017]]. At the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' dance, an attendant [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|captured footage of Chris dancing by himself among the crowd]]; however, in retrospect, Chris remembered this dance for the passionate moment when he danced with his [[OC]], [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref> Also at this time, Chris was sewing the seeds for his belief in other [[dimensions]] when he tweeted that "life is a cartoon," because the universe being created by a higher power is akin to Cartoon Network creating their own franchises.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref>
Prior to the Idea Guys, Chris's [[mental health]] was already in a fragile state. A contemporary highlight was when he attended [[BronyCon 2017]]. At the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' dance, an attendant [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|captured footage of Chris dancing by himself among the crowd]]; however, in retrospect, Chris remembered this ball for the passionate moment when he danced with his [[OC]], [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref> Also at this time, Chris was sewing the seeds of his belief in other [[dimensions]] when he tweeted that "life is a cartoon," because the universe being created by a higher power is akin to Cartoon Network creating their own franchises.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"]]</ref>


In what was likely the first sign that Chris was being [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by the Idea Guys, in early November 2017, Chris posted a plea for prayers for the CPUs, as CWCville had been invaded by the villains of <abbr title="The setting of Hyperdimension Neptunia.>Gamindustri</abbr>.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Gamindustri's enemies attack CWCville]]</ref> Filling in the blanks, Chris claimed he was briefly [[Spirit possession|possessed]] by (a representation of) CPU Orange Heart, Uzume Tennouboshi, after laying his hands on his supercharged [[Sega|Sega Dreamcast]]. Now endowed with the abilities of a Goddesss, he travelled to [[C-197|his fantasy world]] to save the day.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref><ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Mistaken about being linked with Uzume]]</ref> The [[December 2017|following month]], Chris introduced [[Battery-Charge Heart]], the CPU of CWCville and Smach Z consoles.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Introducing Battery-Charge Heart]]</ref><ref>[[:File:BatteryChargeHeartCard.jpg]]</ref> According to Joshua Wise, Chris devised the character as a means to "end the rioting and war in CWCville."<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>
In what was likely the first sign that Chris was being [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by the Idea Guys, in early November 2017, Chris posted a plea for prayers for the CPUs, as CWCville had been invaded by the villains of <abbr title="The setting of Hyperdimension Neptunia.>Gamindustri</abbr>.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Gamindustri's enemies attack CWCville]]</ref> Filling in the blanks, Chris claimed he was briefly [[Spirit possession|possessed]] by (a representation of) CPU Orange Heart, Uzume Tennouboshi, after laying his hands on his supercharged [[Sega|Sega Dreamcast]]. Now endowed with the abilities of a Goddesss, he travelled to [[C-197|his fantasy world]] to save the day.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref><ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Mistaken about being linked with Uzume]]</ref> The [[December 2017|following month]], Chris introduced [[Battery-Charge Heart]], the CPU of CWCville and Smach Z consoles.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Introducing Battery-Charge Heart]]</ref><ref>[[:File:BatteryChargeHeartCard.jpg]]</ref> According to Joshua Wise, Chris devised the character as a means to "end the rioting and war in CWCville."<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>


The reign of the Idea Guys would cease around [[April 2018]]; however, the outlandish concepts they instilled into Chris would lay the foundations for [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], which would be completed that [[August 2018|August]]. It is clear that Chris intended Battery-Charge Heart to be his own ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' CPU in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise; but with his liberation from the Idea Guys, he would eventually reinvent his character.
The reign of the Idea Guys would cease around [[April 2018]]; however, the outlandish concepts they instilled into Chris would lay the foundations for [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], which would be completed that [[August 2018|August]]. It is clear that Chris intended Battery-Charge Heart to be his own ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' CPU in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise; but, with his liberation from the Idea Guys, he would eventually push this character to the sidelines.


==The Awakening of a CPU==
==The Awakening of a CPU==
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On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|two videos]] requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64. As computer hardware is a topic Chris rarely touches upon, the videos were somewhat out of ordinary, even for Chris. According to ''Sonichu'' #13—which at this point in [[Sonichu (comic)|the series]], acts as a [[Chris and reality|pseudo-biography]] for him to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—16 June 2018 was a prophecized event, in which Chris received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.<ref name=origin></ref> Furthermore, the "prophecy" elaborated that Scarlet's rebirth serves to oppose the return of ''Neptunia'' and [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] villain, Rei Ryghts, accompanied by a dreaded (fictitious) "Atari VCU" console. For several weeks, Chris would remain vague about his newfound alter ego.
On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|two videos]] requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64. As computer hardware is a topic Chris rarely touches upon, the videos were somewhat out of ordinary, even for Chris. According to ''Sonichu'' #13—which at this point in [[Sonichu (comic)|the series]], acts as a [[Chris and reality|pseudo-biography]] for him to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—16 June 2018 was a prophecized event, in which Chris received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.<ref name=origin></ref> Furthermore, the "prophecy" elaborated that Scarlet's rebirth serves to oppose the return of ''Neptunia'' and [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] villain, Rei Ryghts, accompanied by a dreaded (fictitious) "Atari VCU" console. For several weeks, Chris would remain vague about his newfound alter ego.


[[File:Scarlet Commodore CPU.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Scarlet, prior to [[Dark Mirror Hole|becoming trapped]] in Chris's Commodore 64]]
[[File:Scarlet Commodore CPU.jpg|thumb|250px|Scarlet, prior to [[Dark Mirror Hole|becoming trapped]] in Chris's Commodore 64]]
Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled Scarlet/CPU Blue Heart – another OC based on ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.<ref name=pray>[[June 2018 social media posts#Meet Scarlet]]</ref> He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet:
Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled Scarlet/CPU Blue Heart – another OC based on ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.<ref name=pray>[[June 2018 social media posts#Meet Scarlet]]</ref> He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet:


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But shares dropped for Scarlet, and she passed on in [[1994]], BUT her soul and memories were sent into a Commodore 64 Console in This World, waiting to be bestowed to the next Blue Heart.
But shares dropped for Scarlet, and she passed on in [[1994]], BUT her soul and memories were sent into a Commodore 64 Console in This World, waiting to be bestowed to the next Blue Heart.


I have heard that those memories HAVE been bestowed recently, to a woman who has owned that very same C64 console since the early 1980s.<ref name=texts>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-6-29-18-chris-warns-this-shit-is-real.44905/page-3#post-3512939</ref> }}
I have heard that those memories HAVE been bestowed recently, to a woman who has owned that very same C64 console since the early 1980s.<ref name=texts>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-6-29-18-chris-warns-this-shit-is-real.44905/page-3#post-3512939</ref>}}


Despite being defunct since 1994, Chris went on in great detail to describe the next Commodore console, which would be called the "Commodore CW".<ref name=texts></ref> In his correspondence, among other posts in [[July 2018|July]], Chris referred to an unnamed female, who was the recipient of Scarlet's essence.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart's backstory]]</ref><ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Art commission]]</ref> In summary, Chris believed that the second coming of a fictional character of his own design would act in tandem with the return of a computer manufacturer which hasn't existed in [[1990s|decades]].
Despite being defunct since 1994, Chris went on in great detail to describe the next Commodore console, which would be called the "Commodore CW".<ref name=texts></ref> In his correspondence, among other posts in [[July 2018|July]], Chris referred to an unnamed female, who was the recipient of Scarlet's essence.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart's backstory]]</ref><ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Art commission]]</ref> In summary, Chris believed that the second coming of a fictional character of his own design would act in tandem with the return of a computer manufacturer which hasn't existed in [[1990s|decades]].
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Supposedly not to break his immense role-playing, Chris has not stated why he chose the Commodore 64 when he has owned [[Chris and video games|several gaming platforms]] [[Monthly tugboat|in his lifetime]]; though, the C64 has been known to hold sentimental value for Chris, as it was his childhood computer and a hobby he bonded with [[Bob|his father]] over.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>
Supposedly not to break his immense role-playing, Chris has not stated why he chose the Commodore 64 when he has owned [[Chris and video games|several gaming platforms]] [[Monthly tugboat|in his lifetime]]; though, the C64 has been known to hold sentimental value for Chris, as it was his childhood computer and a hobby he bonded with [[Bob|his father]] over.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>
==Dimensional Merge==


==Life as a Goddess==
==Life as a Goddess==
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[[File:RuleBreaker1.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Chris has the option of transforming an an overpowered Goddess, an [[My Little Pony|overpowered Alicorn]], or a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonic OC]].]]
[[File:RuleBreaker1.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Chris has the option of transforming an an overpowered Goddess, an [[My Little Pony|overpowered Alicorn]], or a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonic OC]].]]


In the early days of Chris's ''God quest'' '''[might want to change this if dimensional merge info is insuff.]''', he received a number of tributes in the form of artworks of his character.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref><ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Infamous, maybe]]</ref> One of which was a drawing of a ''thicc'' CPU Blue Heart, which left him especially smiteful that day, declaring that "Scarlet was Not fat, and [[Obesity|[he is] Not fat either]]."<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#CPU Clogged Heart]]</ref>
[[Dimensional Merge Announcements|Since at least October 2018]], Chris's main vocation as CPU Blue Heart is to act as the overseer of the [[Dimensional Merge]], in which our [[Dimension 1218]] will combine with [[Dimension C-197]]—the realm of <abbr title="Chris has designated other dimension for certain lores.>most</abbr> fictional franchises—which would bring the creations into our reality. Having stated that people would integrate with their [[Sammy|fictional self-counterparts]], Chris implies that he would have full rein of his Goddess powers upon completion of the Merge.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Merge announcement part 2]]</ref> On paper, it sounds like the draft for a ''Roger Rabbit'' style blockbuster; but in actuality, Chris comes off as a discount [[Wikipedia:Harold Camping|Harold Camping]]. With further comparison to the evangelist, when the Merge failed to occur on 1 January 2019, Chris simply recalculated his pending day of judgement.<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Good New Year]]</ref> As of present day, the Merge is yet to manifest.
 
In the early days of Chris's ''God quest'', he received a number of tributes in the form of artworks of his character.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref><ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Infamous, maybe]]</ref> One of which was a drawing of a ''thicc'' CPU Blue Heart, which left him especially smiteful that day, declaring that "Scarlet was Not fat, and [[Obesity|[he is] Not fat either]]."<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#CPU Clogged Heart]]</ref>


As the [[Financhu Crisis|final nail in the coffin]] of [[Chris and work|finding employment]], Chris started citing his responsibilities as a Goddess as sufficient reason for not needing a job;<ref name=job>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]</ref> he has yet to use his divine powers to conjure up the [[Debt|six figure sum]] his family owes to various creditors, but has assured a payback of tenfold once the Merge has completed.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Chris's future wealth]]</ref>
As the [[Financhu Crisis|final nail in the coffin]] of [[Chris and work|finding employment]], Chris started citing his responsibilities as a Goddess as sufficient reason for not needing a job;<ref name=job>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]</ref> he has yet to use his divine powers to conjure up the [[Debt|six figure sum]] his family owes to various creditors, but has assured a payback of tenfold once the Merge has completed.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Chris's future wealth]]</ref>
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{{quotebox|I am Employed by Emanuelle, this world’s GOD; Scarlet, the Original CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles; the Chaotic Rainbow that sent me to be born in this 1218 to find my guided paths. What qualifies me? I am very well-motivated and mentally/emotionally/soulfully driven. I had and have awesome teachers and guides throughout my life who showed me not only the basics, but the Metaphysical Advanced, due to my blessed born abilities and powers, and then some.<ref name=job></ref>}}
{{quotebox|I am Employed by Emanuelle, this world’s GOD; Scarlet, the Original CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles; the Chaotic Rainbow that sent me to be born in this 1218 to find my guided paths. What qualifies me? I am very well-motivated and mentally/emotionally/soulfully driven. I had and have awesome teachers and guides throughout my life who showed me not only the basics, but the Metaphysical Advanced, due to my blessed born abilities and powers, and then some.<ref name=job></ref>}}


[[File:Troll lawyers.jpg|thumb|left|200px|CPU Blue Heart [[My Little Pony Protests|sticks it to '''the man'']].]]
In his [[My Little Pony Protests|attempts to persuade Hasbro]] to continue ''[[My Little Pony|Friendship is Magic]]'', he frequently invoked his CPU status.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref><ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref> Notably with the airing of the ''Pony'' spinoff ''Pony Life'', Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) used the CPU-appropriate blasphemy, "Oh my Chris Chan," to express his sheer disappointment with the show.
In his [[My Little Pony Protests|attempts to persuade Hasbro]] to continue ''[[My Little Pony|Friendship is Magic]]'', he frequently invoked his CPU status.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref><ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref> Notably with the airing of the ''Pony'' spinoff ''Pony Life'', Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) used the CPU-appropriate blasphemy, "Oh my Chris Chan," to express his sheer disappointment with the show.


'''[RELATE DIMENSIONAL MERGE TO CPU STATUS OR CREATE NEW SECTION]
When [[TF2 Analysis|several members of the brony analyst community blocked Chris]] over a short period of time, Chris created his current [[Twitter]] handle, [[CPU_CWCSonichu]], as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original account redundant. In a more bizarre coping mechanism, Chris created a self-insert [[Lego]] [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|parody]] of [[DRWolf|one of his favorite brony analysts]], which features minifigure Chris transforming into his CPU form. {{clear}}
'''
 
When [[TF2 Analysis|several members of the brony analyst community blocked Chris]] over a short period of time, Chris created his current [[Twitter]] handle, [[CPU_CWCSonichu]], as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original account redundant. In a more bizarre coping mechanism, Chris created a self-insert [[Lego]] [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|parody]] of [[DRWolf|one of his favorite brony analysts]], which features minifigure Chris transforming into his CPU form.


==Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu==
==Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu==
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File:The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS).jpg|The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)
File:The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS).jpg|The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)
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==EDITOR NOTES==
*Chris can't keep consistency on the spelling of original CPU Blue Heart ([[October 2018 social media posts#How to become a deity|Scarlette is also used]])


==In the comics==
==In the comics==

Revision as of 10:28, 28 August 2020

“ The CPU Blue Heart is the Goddess of the Commodore gaming consoles and computers; the original, Scarlett, had served a very long time, until when she had to pass on her powers and responsibilities unto Mama Chris Chan, who is the present CPU Blue Heart, on top of her other responsibilities and duties. ”
Chris explains his character, August 2020[1]
Sonichu character
CPU Blue Heart.jpg
CPU Blue Heart
Date of birth 16 June 2018 (rebirth)[2]
Date of death 1994 (later reincarnated)
Gender Female
Species Console Patron Unit
Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon)

CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia)[3] is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, she serves as one of Chris's escapist alter egos – providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".

The Idea Guys and Hyperdimension Neptunia

See also: Hyperdimension Neptunia
Chris depicts the time he was possessed by the Dreamcast CPU.

Prior to the Idea Guys, Chris's mental health was already in a fragile state. A contemporary highlight was when he attended BronyCon 2017. At the Grand Galloping Gala dance, an attendant captured footage of Chris dancing by himself among the crowd; however, in retrospect, Chris remembered this ball for the passionate moment when he danced with his OC, Magi-Chan.[4] Also at this time, Chris was sewing the seeds of his belief in other dimensions when he tweeted that "life is a cartoon," because the universe being created by a higher power is akin to Cartoon Network creating their own franchises.[5]

In what was likely the first sign that Chris was being manipulated by the Idea Guys, in early November 2017, Chris posted a plea for prayers for the CPUs, as CWCville had been invaded by the villains of Gamindustri.[6] Filling in the blanks, Chris claimed he was briefly possessed by (a representation of) CPU Orange Heart, Uzume Tennouboshi, after laying his hands on his supercharged Sega Dreamcast. Now endowed with the abilities of a Goddesss, he travelled to his fantasy world to save the day.[7][8] The following month, Chris introduced Battery-Charge Heart, the CPU of CWCville and Smach Z consoles.[9][10] According to Joshua Wise, Chris devised the character as a means to "end the rioting and war in CWCville."[11]

The reign of the Idea Guys would cease around April 2018; however, the outlandish concepts they instilled into Chris would lay the foundations for Sonichu #13, which would be completed that August. It is clear that Chris intended Battery-Charge Heart to be his own Hyperdimension Neptunia CPU in the Sonichu franchise; but, with his liberation from the Idea Guys, he would eventually push this character to the sidelines.

The Awakening of a CPU

“ I had lived a long, trying and mentally and emotionally enduring life, made my own progress, recovery and whatnot. Me! A half-Sonichu individual of this Earth 1218; destined to be a console patron unit! ”
Sonichu #13 epilogue

On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded two videos requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64. As computer hardware is a topic Chris rarely touches upon, the videos were somewhat out of ordinary, even for Chris. According to Sonichu #13—which at this point in the series, acts as a pseudo-biography for him to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—16 June 2018 was a prophecized event, in which Chris received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.[2] Furthermore, the "prophecy" elaborated that Scarlet's rebirth serves to oppose the return of Neptunia and Sonichu #12-9 villain, Rei Ryghts, accompanied by a dreaded (fictitious) "Atari VCU" console. For several weeks, Chris would remain vague about his newfound alter ego.

Scarlet, prior to becoming trapped in Chris's Commodore 64

Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled Scarlet/CPU Blue Heart – another OC based on Hyperdimension Neptunia.[12] He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet:

Her name is Scarlet, AKA Blue Heart, and she ruled over the Nation of Comma. It was a very prosperous Nation, like the others of Gamindustri.

Then in 1992, like Tari, it fell, but instead of being lost, it crashed into an unoccupied area in Northern West Virginia. Most [sic] everyone survived the impact.

Then the citizens were in and out, free to see the rest of the US, and take in other cultures and religions.

But shares dropped for Scarlet, and she passed on in 1994, BUT her soul and memories were sent into a Commodore 64 Console in This World, waiting to be bestowed to the next Blue Heart.

I have heard that those memories HAVE been bestowed recently, to a woman who has owned that very same C64 console since the early 1980s.[13]

Despite being defunct since 1994, Chris went on in great detail to describe the next Commodore console, which would be called the "Commodore CW".[13] In his correspondence, among other posts in July, Chris referred to an unnamed female, who was the recipient of Scarlet's essence.[14][15] In summary, Chris believed that the second coming of a fictional character of his own design would act in tandem with the return of a computer manufacturer which hasn't existed in decades.

Finally, on 3 August 2018, Chris announced on Twitter that he was the new CPU Blue Heart candidate he previously alluded to, when he published the short prose, The Awakening of a CPU aka The Idea Guy Corruptions, which would complete work on the Sonichu #13 comic:

I suppose on the mention of that, and my hubby, Magi-Chan, told me Now was the time. I, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the new CPU Blue Heart.[16]

Moving forward, he urged his followers to spread the gospel of CPU Blue Heart.[12][17][18]

As noted in his lore, Chris can transform into his CPU form as instantly as shouting "Access!"; he can also transform into a CPU version of his Chris-Chan Sonichu fursona. When not body swapping with Sonichu or Magi-Chan, Chris usually caps off his online posts with the emojis "⚡️💙⚡️", representing his signature as CPU Blue Heart.[19] Much like the infamous unicorn cosplay, Chris has introduced another element currently dictating his life to his attire – this time, his CPU status. For example, for the duration of BronyCon 2019, Chris's cosplay included a metal wire on his forehead, contorted to resemble the Commodore logo.

Supposedly not to break his immense role-playing, Chris has not stated why he chose the Commodore 64 when he has owned several gaming platforms in his lifetime; though, the C64 has been known to hold sentimental value for Chris, as it was his childhood computer and a hobby he bonded with his father over.[20]

Life as a Goddess

“ Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you. ”
Chris's messiah complex in full force, said to a woman going through a divorce.[21]
Chris has the option of transforming an an overpowered Goddess, an overpowered Alicorn, or a Sonic OC.

Since at least October 2018, Chris's main vocation as CPU Blue Heart is to act as the overseer of the Dimensional Merge, in which our Dimension 1218 will combine with Dimension C-197—the realm of most fictional franchises—which would bring the creations into our reality. Having stated that people would integrate with their fictional self-counterparts, Chris implies that he would have full rein of his Goddess powers upon completion of the Merge.[22] On paper, it sounds like the draft for a Roger Rabbit style blockbuster; but in actuality, Chris comes off as a discount Harold Camping. With further comparison to the evangelist, when the Merge failed to occur on 1 January 2019, Chris simply recalculated his pending day of judgement.[23] As of present day, the Merge is yet to manifest.

In the early days of Chris's God quest, he received a number of tributes in the form of artworks of his character.[24][25] One of which was a drawing of a thicc CPU Blue Heart, which left him especially smiteful that day, declaring that "Scarlet was Not fat, and [he is] Not fat either."[26]

As the final nail in the coffin of finding employment, Chris started citing his responsibilities as a Goddess as sufficient reason for not needing a job;[27] he has yet to use his divine powers to conjure up the six figure sum his family owes to various creditors, but has assured a payback of tenfold once the Merge has completed.[28]

I am Employed by Emanuelle, this world’s GOD; Scarlet, the Original CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles; the Chaotic Rainbow that sent me to be born in this 1218 to find my guided paths. What qualifies me? I am very well-motivated and mentally/emotionally/soulfully driven. I had and have awesome teachers and guides throughout my life who showed me not only the basics, but the Metaphysical Advanced, due to my blessed born abilities and powers, and then some.[27]
CPU Blue Heart sticks it to 'the man.

In his attempts to persuade Hasbro to continue Friendship is Magic, he frequently invoked his CPU status.[29][30] Notably with the airing of the Pony spinoff Pony Life, Chris (possessed by Sonichu) used the CPU-appropriate blasphemy, "Oh my Chris Chan," to express his sheer disappointment with the show.

When several members of the brony analyst community blocked Chris over a short period of time, Chris created his current Twitter handle, CPU_CWCSonichu, as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original account redundant. In a more bizarre coping mechanism, Chris created a self-insert Lego parody of one of his favorite brony analysts, which features minifigure Chris transforming into his CPU form.

Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu

See also: Chris and religion and Enablers
What Chris wants you to believe.

In November 2019, Chris steered a post on Christorians towards brainstorming his own religious following; he named his worshippers "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu" (DoCCS), favored over the derivative but potential "CWCanism" as the name of his religion:[31]

Bottom line is, you all, my followers and worshippers, do have a choice to call your group as you well. Just “CWCans (pronounced “quick-ans”) and practicing “CWCanism” (pronounces “quick-an-ism”); that does not feel or sound fitting to me and feels off.
Ah, I believe I may have the proper term. Going from “Worshipper”, I checked the Thesarus: “Devotee” in the term sounds better. “Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu” (DoCCS). This is my better-educates and thought suggestion.

It was also around this time when Chris consecrated his home of 14 Branchland Court, now bearing the title of "Temple of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu".[32] Unfortunately for the Goddess and avid Pokémon GO player, his place of worship was not hallowed enough to be accepted as a PokéStop.[33]

As part of his new pet project, Chris commemorated his religious sect when he designed another set of Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder cards. These included:

  • The Temple of CWCS AKA Sonichu Headquarters

  • CWCS Temple's Gazebo

  • The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS)

In the comics

  • Seeds sown in Sonichu 13 (Awakening of CPU)
  • Further detail in Sonichu 14

Gallery

  • ChrisSelfPortrait2.jpg

  • CPU Blue Heart in Sonichu form.

  • Chris Sonichu CPU.jpeg
  • OCUpgrade.jpg

  • TSSSF card.

  • TSSSF Sonichu variant.

  • Lego CPU Blue Heart

  • Chris's BronyCon 2019 cosplay, which includes the Commodore logo.

  • OMG is now OMCC.

  • Battling an "Akan-styled Dragon" (Chris's current Twitter banner).

  • Honest fan art.

  • Dishonest fan art.

See also

References

  1. ↑ 22 August 2020 Q&A
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 May 2019 social media posts#CPU One Year Anniversary
  3. ↑ June 2019 social media posts#New information on CPU Blue Heart
  4. ↑ July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts
  5. ↑ August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"
  6. ↑ November 2017 Facebook posts#Gamindustri's enemies attack CWCville
  7. ↑ November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character
  8. ↑ November 2017 Facebook posts#Mistaken about being linked with Uzume
  9. ↑ December 2017 Facebook posts#Introducing Battery-Charge Heart
  10. ↑ File:BatteryChargeHeartCard.jpg
  11. ↑ Idea Guy Q&A
  12. ↑ 12.0 12.1 June 2018 social media posts#Meet Scarlet
  13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-6-29-18-chris-warns-this-shit-is-real.44905/page-3#post-3512939
  14. ↑ July 2018 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart's backstory
  15. ↑ July 2018 social media posts#Art commission
  16. ↑ August 2018 social media posts#The Awakening of a CPU
  17. ↑ July 2018 social media posts#On being a chronicler; Megan Schroeder as CPU Red Heart
  18. ↑ December 2018 social media posts#Chris's psychiatrist is taken aback
  19. ↑ 27 August 2020 Q&A#Signature meaning
  20. ↑ Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)
  21. ↑ https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1271137941411299330
  22. ↑ October 2018 social media posts#Merge announcement part 2
  23. ↑ January 2019 social media posts#Good New Year
  24. ↑ August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5
  25. ↑ August 2018 social media posts#Infamous, maybe
  26. ↑ August 2018 social media posts#CPU Clogged Heart
  27. ↑ 27.0 27.1 June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge
  28. ↑ October 2018 social media posts#Chris's future wealth
  29. ↑ August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest
  30. ↑ August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6
  31. ↑ November 2019 social media posts#Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu
  32. ↑ Temple status alluded to in "Robertchu Back at Home" TSSSF card
  33. ↑ File:PokeStop rejected.png

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