All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend
"All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" is a music video filmed by Chris on 20 December 2004 to promote his Love Quest. It is the earliest known music video that Chris has made.
The rare B-side follows his performance of "So Need a Cute Girl", which he begins singing shortly before the five-minute mark. It is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing both his clown shirt and one of his medallions.
Video
| So Need a Cute Girl/All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 20 December 2004 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Sex,  Virgin with Rage,  Gal Pals,  Noviophobia, C-Mas
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy,  Crazy
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| Shirt |  The Classic
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only |
next Chandler Family Christmas 2004 |
Transcript
Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler. Age 22 at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, 2005. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl, boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed.
[sits down]
And, you know, when you get -- when you have so much -- so many failures in this time... you can't help but feel sad, you know? [begins to pet a stuffed cat sitting on the pillow] And depressed... and here it is about Christmastime, and... well, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And of course, uh, during the time, I have uh, been, uh, trying... I have written a few songs about my, uh, love quest. And so, for now -- for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh -- two of my, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've uh, made up first -- written my own lyrics to and t-- turned it into a song.
By the way, this here is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. It's my website. Just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term.
Anyway, here's my first song called "So Need a Cute Girl." [performs song] The next song..."All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend".
[sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"]
- All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
- A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
- All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
- So that I can be much happier!
- All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend,
- But she has to be 18 to 22!
- And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
- Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!
- All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
- A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
- All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
- So that I won't be so lonely!
- Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
- How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
- You can't tell how many—what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
- Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!
- All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
- A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
- All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
- Now and forever-mooorrre!
[after completing his own lyrics, turns it off] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is, that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me a pretty girlfriend. And so, happy holidays, from me, Christian Chandler--by the way, you can call me Chris...in public--and, thank you.
Covers
| All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend cover | |
| Stardate | 4 January 2012 |
| Made By | GUWANGE |
| Subject Matter | All I want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend |
| Video Type | Song Cover |
| Other Info | From the album Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys. |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
Fan videos
| Chris Chan's All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend Reversed | |
| Stardate | 20 December 2017 |
| Made By | Craig Smith |
| Other Info | Chris-Chan's wanting for a sweetheart for Christmas, now reversed |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
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