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Chris' [[Chris and health|inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's]] may contribute to his growing [[obesity]], as well as his high cholesterol. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, two or three times a week, is equivalent to going about 130 times a year. At this rate of consumption, Chris will likely develop serious medical problems. It's possible that he might develop heart disease or type 2 diabetes in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of 50 due to heart attack or stroke increases each month. | Chris' [[Chris and health|inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's]] may contribute to his growing [[obesity]], as well as his high cholesterol. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, two or three times a week, is equivalent to going about 130 times a year. At this rate of consumption, Chris will likely develop serious medical problems. It's possible that he might develop heart disease or type 2 diabetes in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of 50 due to heart attack or stroke increases each month. It also doesn't seem to help that he doesn't realize just how bad fast food is. He mentioned once that ordering a chicken salad is healthier, which is a common misconception. Salads at most restaurants, especially fast food chains, come with full fat dressing with High Fructose Corn Syrup, which makes his salad almost as bad as a hamburger, and that the chicken is most likely pumped with hormones before being slaughtered, processed, and shipped, though he probably doesn't eat salads, he eats the McNuggets, and even if he did eat the salads, he's probably eating it topped with fried chicken. Let's not forget to mention that he drinks the sweet tea, which likely also contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, and he likely eats french fries with his meals. | ||
==Conflict with Kacey== | ==Conflict with Kacey== | ||
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| “ | I don't go to McDonald's often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week. | ” |
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McDonald's is Chris's restaurant of choice. Chris's ideal first date would take place here. His favorite items are Chicken McNuggets and the $1 sweet tea.
Chris met the real life B-Manajerk in a Wal-Mart McDonald's.
Based on reports from Ivy in Mumble on 28 March 2009, Chris's preference for McDonald's is symbolic of his conflict with his dad, who prefers Burger King.
Possible cause for health problems
Chris' inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's may contribute to his growing obesity, as well as his high cholesterol. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, two or three times a week, is equivalent to going about 130 times a year. At this rate of consumption, Chris will likely develop serious medical problems. It's possible that he might develop heart disease or type 2 diabetes in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of 50 due to heart attack or stroke increases each month. It also doesn't seem to help that he doesn't realize just how bad fast food is. He mentioned once that ordering a chicken salad is healthier, which is a common misconception. Salads at most restaurants, especially fast food chains, come with full fat dressing with High Fructose Corn Syrup, which makes his salad almost as bad as a hamburger, and that the chicken is most likely pumped with hormones before being slaughtered, processed, and shipped, though he probably doesn't eat salads, he eats the McNuggets, and even if he did eat the salads, he's probably eating it topped with fried chicken. Let's not forget to mention that he drinks the sweet tea, which likely also contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, and he likely eats french fries with his meals.
Conflict with Kacey
During Chris's abortive attempt to win over Kacey as his sweetheart, at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie.
Since Kacey's marriage to Liquid Chris in mid-November 2009, the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.
In the comics
- There is a McDonald's in the CWCville Shopping Center.
- Sub-Episodes 4 and 5 take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of Mal-Wart."
- A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Mickey Dee's") appears in Sonichu 9, where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date. Punchy took Layla there on their first date.
McDonald's Monopoly 2009
Chris has been stuffing his fat fucking face full of this shit since the Monopoly 2009 promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods.
Account 1 (October 6 - October 20)
52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)
- 52. St. Charles Place
- 51. Oriental Avenue
- 50. Baltic Avenue
- 49. Park Place
- 48. Marvin Gardens
Account 2 (October 21)
11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)
- 11. Park Place
- 10. North Carolina Avenue
- 9. Illinois Avenue
- 8. Community Chest (2)
- 7. Oriental Avenue
Account 3 (October 22 - October 23)
7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)
- 7. Park Place
- 6. Community Chest (3)
- 5. Illinois Avenue
- 4. New York Avenue
- 3. Electric Company
Account 4 (October 23 - October 28)
8 codes (6 from purchased things)
- 8. Reading Railroad
- 7. Luxury Tax
- 6. North Carolina Avenue
- 5. B. & O. Railroad
- 4. Pennsylvania Railroad
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