List of videos produced by Christian Weston Chandler

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The following is a list of videos produced by Christian Weston Chandler. These may be videos posted to his YouTube account, or included in his DVD, or leaked sex tapes, or all of the above.

Date of publication	Title	Description
15 May 1998	Song of Christian	Video made for a high school class. Chris, unsuprisingly, got an F.
22 November 2003	Animal Crossing Documentary	An hour-long video of Christian playing Animal Crossing.
7 June 2004	The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special	Created in honor of Bob and Barbara Chandler's anniversary, on June 7, 2004.
20 December 2004	So Need a Cute Girl Music Video	Filmed in December 2004 to promote Christian's Love Quest. Don't miss the rare B-side track, "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend"
24 February 2005	Harvey Birdman Commercial	Chris enters an Adult Swim contest to make a commercial for his love quest, Sonichu, and Harvey Dirdban.
28 November 2006	Pixelated PS3	Chris shows off his horrible PixelBlock PlayStation 3.
24 February 2007	Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE	New footage recorded for his DVD in which Chris explains why you should stay in school and play with dolls.
8 May 2007	Soul Calibur	Chris fights Mary Lee Wash in Soul Calibur III, and is almost beaten on the easiest autistic difficulty.
August 2007	CWC is Angry	Chris shots a picture of Adam Stackhouse with a toy gun.
07 November 2007	Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007	Chris's initial response to his ED article. He explains we should like him because he's realted to Anne Boleyn
03 August 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008	Chris demands the ED page be taken down and angrily blames ED for ruining his relationship with Megan.
06 August 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008	Sonichu fans who do not hate Chris are asked to be his personal army and destroy ED.
08 August 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008	Declaration of victory against ED, and preview of the Ghostbusters skitch from Episode 15
15 August 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008	Chris orders his followers to demand Nintendo and Sega partner with him on Sonichu games.
28 August 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008	In a two-part video, Chris explains his ideas for the Sonichu games.
11 September 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008	Chris responds to Blanca sending his n00dz getting out on the internet.
13 September 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008	Turns out that wasn't Blanca he send his n00dz to, so everything's okay! Chris also calls out Jimmy Hill.
24 September 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008	Chris declares his eternal love for PandaHalo and sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" for her.
04 October 2008	We're Being Watched	In a parody of Aeon Flux, Chris confronts the trolls spying on him and Blanca.
09 October 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008	Chris admits he sent the medallion to Blanca, but claims she's sent it back and it looks different because he upgraded it.
13 October 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008	Chris praises LittleBigPlanet and complains that Jimmy Hill's Sonichu toy is just a recolor of a Sonic toy.
21 October 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008	Chris reveals that Blanca has broken up with him over the pictures he made of himself in his mother's underwear.
27 October 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008	Sonichu Q&A with the loyal Sonichu fanbase.
27 October 2008	Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour	Chris shows off his custom Sonichu crap while performing Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" on Guitar Hero.
27 October 2008-17 November 2008	LittleBigPlanet videos	Series of seven boring videos devoted to Chris's newest toy, LittleBigPlanet.
24 November 2008	LBC1-CWC's PlayStation 3 History	Chris's LittleBigPlanet level showcasing his feelings about the PS3, for entry in a LBP contest.
28 December 2008	Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008	Condolences for Ryan Cash, the boy who killed himself out of despair of ever seeing Sonichu 8 completed.
06 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009	Chris announces a new partnership with Shigeru Miyamoto to produce a series of games.
08 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009	Chris threatens Gregg Mays and says he is not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS.
12 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009	Two videos in which Chris asserts that he is straight by showing everyone his girlie posters.
15 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009	Chris forbids everyone from looking at his article on ED.
17 January 2009	CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san	Chris offers evidence he is not a troll to the troll posing as Shigeru Miyamoto.
18 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009	Chris again asserts his heterosexuality, this time by stomping on the vibrator that has been in his ass.
19 January 2009	Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash	Chris begs Clyde Cash not to do anything crazy regarding his dead brother Ryan; he assures Clyde that he'll get a girlfriend one day and that'll fix everything.
21 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009	Announcement of the launch of sonichu.info, and by the way Chris thinks his grade school principal molested him.
26 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009	Chris announces he's returned from Red Mond
30 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009	Chris admits he didn't really go to Red Mond. He also rages about Reggie Fils-Aimé opposing true love.
31 January 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009	Apology/plea for help to Reggie Fils-Aimé concerning the last video.
05 February 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009	Chris announces he is gay(bian) in two different videos.
06 February 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009	Explanation of the gaybian videos and official destruction of his vibrator.
08 February 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009	Introduction of sonichuandrosechu.com. Chris hopes for the wellbeing of PandaHalo, whom he fears will be killed in Australian brushfires.
10 February 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009	Chris reveals his freshly cleaned room, and shows off the letter from Nintendo which confirms there is no Sonichu project and he's been an idiot for the past two months.
18 February 2009	CWC Shout Out to Sarah May	Chris begs Sarah May not to kill herself.
18 February 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009	Apology to all homosexuals.
20 February 2009	Sex tape	Footage of Chris's duck pounding his sex doll's tom-tom and calling it Julie is leaked.
23 February 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009	Chris waxes Shakespearean for Julie. He also farts a lot.
04 March 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009	Announcements regarding the abrupt end of the Julie saga and the status of BILLY MAYS being mayor of CWCville.
10 March 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009	Chris reads from Leviticus 18 to demonstrate God hates homos.
12 March 2009	CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie	Chris asks Emily and Stephanie to call him back.
16 March 2009	Apology to Emily	Chris apologizes to Emily for missing their date.
16 March 2009	Apology to Game & Hobby Place	Chris seeks to regain access to the Game Place.
18 March 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009	Chris yammers about Eye of Judgment and gives a shout-out to Ivy.
20 March 2009	CWC's Message for Ivy	Chris talks to Ivy exactly as if she were a baby.
26 March 2009	CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero	An elaborately-produced (well, for Chris) music video set to Chris singing the Bonnie Tyler power ballad.
26 March 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009	Chris angrily demands that people stop harrassing Megan.
27 March 2009	Tour of Chris's House	An unprecedented look at 14 Branchland Court and the piles of garbage therein.
27 March 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009	Tard rage beyond max thousands. Chris tells everyone to "BACK THE FUCK OFF!" and expresses a desire to strangle Clyde Cash.
28 March 2009	Chris Sings Lovin' You	Chris mumbles to Ivy while another track of him singing "Lovin' You" plays in the background.
29 March 2009	Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora	Ivy has a friend who thinks farting will kill her something. Chris knows how to help her.
30 March 2009	Take that Page DOWN NOW!	Chris rages at Clyde Cash over the ED page that Clyde does not run, and threatens to make him heat his underwear.
30 March 2009	Secret Weapon	Chris has obtained Clyde's mugshot! Well, no he hasn't.
30 March 2009	YouTube Finale	Chris leaves YouTube forever for two weeks in defiance of Clyde.
09 April 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009	Chris launches his new CChanSonichu YouTube account and cwcville.com. He thanks Ivy for fixing his biological clock and says he can FEEL THE COSMOS!
12 April 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009	Announcement of the release of Episode 19 on cwcville.com. Chris gives a shout-out to Ivy, her crabs, and his dead girlfriend's sister.
12 April 2009	More for the crabs	Chris offers his good wishes to Ivy's crabs.
12 April 2009	The Return of Kimmi	Chris makes out with Ivy, using his sex doll Kimmi as a proxy.
12 April 2009	Bunny Hop	Chris holds two straws behind his head and hops around like a bunny. Srsly.
16 April 2009	ACWCAudition	Clyde leaks Chris's "audition tape" that he filmed for Vanessa Hudgens
16 April 2009	April 16 Fetish Vids	Clyde also leaks videos Chris made of himself drinking his semen, dancing nude in the shower, and spanking himself.
17 April 2009	I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy	Chris kisses and makes up with Officer Nasty, so somehow this means Ivy will forgive him.
17 April 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009	Chris reads from Matthew 5:27-30, and apologizes for cybering with Vanessa Hudgens when he was supposed to stay faithful to Ivy.
23 April 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009	Chris calls out Clyde Cash for a final showdown.
24 April 2009	CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"	Chris proposes marriage to Ivy, leading into a music video of him singing Celene Dion while his future marriage is depicted in comics form.
24 April 2009	I Got A Fish	Chris cements his place in YouTube history by finally making an unforgettably stupid video that isn't NSFW.
24 April 2009	MEOW	A short clip from the wedding video
27 April 2009	Power	The Miscreants leak three videos in which Chris displays his mighty strength by lifting a whole chair.
27 April 2009	CWCFlyingElephants	The Miscreans leak Chris's tribute to Monty Python, which mainly involves him running around naked while screaming.
28 April 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009	Two videos in which Chris tries to explain why he made perverted videos for Ivy and then insist that Ivy is not a troll tricking him into embarrassing himself.
29 April 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009	Apology for delays in the completion of Episode 19.
30 April 2009	ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain	Chris demonstrates how he has to yell at his own brain in ordeer to get it to do anything useful.
01 May 2009	For My Sweetest Ivy	Chris wears a suit(!) and talks like a three-year-old about how he can't wait to rock Ivy's body.
01 May 2009	CWC Address to Unilever About AXE	Chris is so outraged that Axe products are being used by homosexuals that he reads an open letter while wearing a bathrobe.
03 May 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009	Chris makes his case for why his Wikipedia page should be restored.
19 May 2009	CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters	Chris amends his Love Quest policy and refuses to make future love connections over the internet.
22 May 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009	Putting the Ivy saga behind him, Chris vows to give the trolls no more food to feed off of. He also invites potential sweethearts to meet him in person. No darkies, please.
14 June 2009	Don't Trust Any Homos Over There	Chris Uncle Ruckus sings a song opposing gay people. We know it's not Chris since he never shows his face.
14 June 2009	I'm Sorry, Dude	Apology for the previous video.
01 July 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009	Denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS
01 July 2009	For G4s Web Soup	Chris responds to G4, following the use of I Got A Fish on Web Soup.
07 July 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009	Second denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS.
10 July 2009	The July 10th Messages	Three videos in which Chris rages at three different people on YouTube. His CChanSonichu account is suspended because of these videos.
11 July 2009	A near public apology	Chris apologizes for the 10 July videos.
17 July 2009	Rollin' and Trollin'	Produced with help from the field agents, an elaborate production of the "new look" Chris touring Charlottesville and acting like a hep cat who obviously wasn't really a manchild. Yes, Chris was just trolling you all.
19 July 2009	CWC Trollin More	Chris admits he was lying in "Rollin' and Trollin'" to troll his trolls.
22 July 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009	First video acknowledgement of the brown-striped impostor.
22 July 2009	A Preview	Preview of Chris's "Boyfriend" performance.
23 July 2009	Do Not Dis C Ville	Swelling with pride in his community, Chris argues that an attack on him is an attack on Charlottesville.
24 July 2009	Chris humps his PS3	After letting his PlayStation Network get hacked by Jack Thadeus, Chris must dry-hump his PS3 for eight minutes in order to get it back.
24 July 2009	It's UGH!	Jack Thadeus also forces Chris to sing Tomboy's "OK2BGAY," which he does under extreme protest.
24 July 2009	CWC Dare	Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare" from the 1986 Transformers movie soundtrack.
25 July 2009	CWC "Boyfriend"	Chris sings the Avril Lavigne hit, with some tweaks to the lyrics.
26 July 2009	I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts	Chris goes through his scrapbook of comic pages to prove CChanSonichuCWC is just an impostor.
29 July 2009	CWC More Than A Feeling	Chris plays Boston's "More Than a Feeling" on Guitar Hero, probably to demonstrate his special CWC talents and prove his identity.
29 July 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009	Chris explains he's not gay, or a troll, or selling Sonichu merchandise. Also he speaks Spanish in an attempt to show up the impostor.
31 July 2009	Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back	Chris again tries to prove he's the real Chris by dry-shaving his goatee.
31 July 2009	SingStar Challenge	Chris challenges Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor to a series of singing performances.
31 July 2009	CWC Challenge Song 1/5 Sonic Boom Pastiche	Round 1 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris performs "Sonic Boom."
01 August 2009	I PRESSED PLAY	Chris is already defending himself from allegations of cheating in the SingStar Callenge.
02 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 2/5 Don't Say You Love Me - M2M	Round 2 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris performs "Don't Say You Love Me."
03 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 3/5 Autumn Goodbye - Birtney Spears	Round 3 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris performs "Autumn Goodbye".
03 August 2009	CWC 3/5 Bonus - Yearbooks	Perhaps already sensing defeat, Chris cites his yearbooks to show he's not the impostor.
03 August 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009	Chris reprises his 2005 future message video to explain that he understands why he is trolled and that he appreciates the trolls' efforts.
04 August 2009	CWC - Exposing Jeff	Believing he has discovered CChanSonichuCWC's name is "Jeff", Chris tries to talk him into abandoning his imposture.
04 August 2009	CWC - Hand Drawn Original	An unseen person draws a picture of Sonichu. It can only be the real Chris!
04 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 4/5: The Touch - Stan Bush	Round 4 of the SingStar Challenge. Chris sings Stan Bush's "The Touch" with a look on his face suggesting either great devotion or abject defeat.
04 August 2009	For Kacey from CWC	Chris sits in the dark talking to Kacey so she'll think he's Liquid Chris.
05 August 2009	CWC Challenge Song 5/5 from Chris: "Smell yo D****	Final round of the SingStar Challenge. Chris must perform Riskay's "Smell Yo Dick" at the request of Liquid Chris. In his first take he censors himself, and is forced to do a second take in compliance with the rules.
07 August 2009	CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!	Seeking tit for tat, Chris finds an excuse to rage at Liquid over his fifth performance in the SingStar Challenge like Liquid had done to him earlier. He insists on being referred to "he real name that God and the bear has given me."
09 August 2009	CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC	Chris gives his ultimatum to CChanSonichuCWC
10 August 2009	LOOK at the truth!	Chris spells out the differences between the brown-striped impostor and himself; a comparison that is most unkind to Chris.
12 August 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009	Chris is shocked that upon his request for fan art he has received a wave of pornography featuring Sonichu and Rosechu raping their children.
12 August 2009	KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special	An eight-part series counting down the top 10 dedications on radio station KCWC.
13 August 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009	Chris insists the SingStar Challenge isn't over yet and plays White Strips for KissMeKate
14 August 2009	CWC Public Disclaimer	Wearing his suit jacket, Chris again tries to affirm his authenticity, and meticulously provides his dox in the process.
14 August 2009	NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!	Chris is furious at the suggestion CChanSonichuCWC is leaving YouTube to pursue fame and happiness.
15 August 2009	The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who	Chris insists the SingStar Challenge was just for fun, not to decide who is the impostor. Then he performs "So Need a Cute Girl" to make sure the judges know he's not the impostor in case they want to change their votes. Because, you know, nothing's at stake unless he's winning.
16 August 2009	Forgiveness Blessings	Chris decides to lift any curses he placed on anyone using the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha. He is noticeably more relaxed after kidnapping Liquid and tying him up in his basement. [1]
16 August 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009	A bunch of boring thoughts about Guitar Hero and other shit.
16 August 2009	Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009#Light His Mind's Darkest Hour	Chris examines CChanSonichuCWC's last video to establish that nobody really kidnapped him. He lifts the curse on the impostor just to be nice.
18 August 2009	CWCFighter	Chris pretends to fight out in his yard.
20 August 2009	08202009	Chris announces the creation of a new DeviantART account to store his comic pages when CWCipedia is down.
22 August 2009	Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC	Chris sings Aretha Franklin's classic, "Respect." And manages to misspell "respect."
27 August 2009	ECV 00193	After being ordered by his parents to remove the video tour of his house from the internet, Chris rages at the trolls who have mirrored the video. In the uncut version, Bob makes a mind-blowing appearance.
29 August 2009	08292009	Chris stares off into space as he asks why trolls pick on "this young lad".