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I don't go to McDonald's often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week.
Chris
A typical visit to McDonald's

McDonald's is Chris's food of choice. Chris's ideal first date would take place here. His favorite items are Chicken McNuggets and the $1 sweet tea.

Chris met the real life B-Manajerk in a Wal-Mart McDonald's.

Based on reports from Ivy in Mumble on 28 March 2009, Chris's preference for McDonald's is symbolic of his conflict with his dad, who prefers Burger King.

Possible cause for health problems

Chris' inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's may contribute to his growing obesity, as well as his high cholesterol. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, 2-3 times a week, is equivalent to going 96-144 times a year. The latter is the equivalent of Chris eating 8-12 years worth of McDonald's food in a year's time. At this rate, Chris will likely develop serious medical problems. It's possible that he might develop heart disease or diabetes in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of 40 due to a heart attack or stroke increases each month.

Conflict with Kacey

During Chris's abortive attempt to win over Kacey as his sweetheart, at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie.

Since Kacey's marriage to Liquid Chris in mid-November 2009, the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.

In the comics

"Have some fistfull fries!"

McDonald's Monopoly 2009

Chris has been stuffing his fat fucking face full of this shit since the Monopoly 2009 promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods.

Account 1 (October 6 - October 20)

52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)

  • 52. St. Charles Place
  • 51. Oriental Avenue
  • 50. Baltic Avenue
  • 49. Park Place
  • 48. Marvin Gardens

Account 2 (October 21)

11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)

  • 11. Park Place
  • 10. North Carolina Avenue
  • 9. Illinois Avenue
  • 8. Community Chest (2)
  • 7. Oriental Avenue

Account 3 (October 22 - October 23)

7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)

  • 7. Park Place
  • 6. Community Chest (3)
  • 5. Illinois Avenue
  • 4. New York Avenue
  • 3. Electric Company

Account 4 (October 23 - October 28)

8 codes (6 from purchased things)

  • 8. Reading Railroad
  • 7. Luxury Tax
  • 6. North Carolina Avenue
  • 5. B. & O. Railroad
  • 4. Pennsylvania Railroad


The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Yard | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House | Regency Inn Richmond | Central Virginia Regional Jail | Western State Hospital | Big Island house

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Animate! Raleigh | Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon (2017 • 2018 • 2019) | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell


Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Bedford County (Big Island) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Lynchburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | Australatina | China | Confederate States | England | Finland | Germany | Italy | Iraq | Japan | Mexico | Molvanîa | Niger | Spain | Russia | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | North Carolina | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Texas | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun


Map of Chris's World
Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields


The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City


Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void