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  • ...each specified within the false-true range, and then some. Pay Attention.|Chris, June 2021<ref name=june21>[[June 2021 social media posts#Andy Warhol Techn [[File:June29BookPhoto3.jpg|thumb|200|Chris's chart explaining his highlight notation]]
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  • ...[[Audiobooks|to figure out]] the [[Sonichu (comic)|creepy messages]] that Chris had created. It was released in fall of [[2008]], shortly after the [[nudes ===Fun Facts===
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  • ==FUN FACTS ABOUT THIS USER== ...ports Communism: A political system which considers homosexuality decadent and anti-revolutionary (case in point: [[CWCville|North Korea]]).
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  • ...lude the [[IRC:Contents|#sonichu IRC]] channel, the [[:/cwc/]] imageboard, and the [http://hsienko.com/kiki/ CWCki Speculation] forums. ...">'''''You have added messages to article talk pages which are unnecessary and unhelpful.'''''</span>
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  • ...to this guy, he's digging his own grave at this point. Here are some "CWC" facts about the guy for those who are new to this fella. *Chris lives off the government with a stipend of 800 dollars of YOUR MONEY a mont
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  • ...etails you have, the easier it is to logically prove or disprove submitted facts. ...t intended but i believe that "No shit is to minor" is a wonderful mantra, and that when we have limited information, not a single miniscule detail can be
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  • ...in the Iraq war. She has begun talking to Chris through Facebook messages, and has began unraveling more of the puzzle known as the autistic psyche. ...is may simply crash into slumber and never develop. Only time will tell if Chris will be baited enough to expose new info, or propose to another internet sw
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  • [[File:0773-CWC23.JPG|right|thumb|200px|Chris's self-promotional photo.]] ...!]] and his [[Match.com]] profile. The webpage was established in May 2005 and died in October 2008 when its hosting service, [[wikipedia:AOL Hometown|AOL
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  • ...eople get 'tagged' and write about themselves; Chris provides us with ten "facts" about himself, most of which are blatantly false. It should be noted that This video was removed due to Chris's signature; sharing your True and Honest name is against Flipnote Hatena's rules.
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  • ...lude the [[IRC:Contents|#sonichu IRC]] channel, the [[:/cwc/]] imageboard, and the [http://hsienko.com/kiki/ CWCki Speculation] forums.
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  • ...lude the [[IRC:Contents|#sonichu IRC]] channel, the [[:/cwc/]] imageboard, and the [http://hsienko.com/kiki/ CWCki Speculation] forums.
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  • ...lude the [[IRC:Contents|#sonichu IRC]] channel, the [[:/cwc/]] imageboard, and the [http://hsienko.com/kiki/ CWCki Speculation] forums. --[[User:Anonymax|
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  • ...lude the [[IRC:Contents|#sonichu IRC]] channel, the [[:/cwc/]] imageboard, and the [http://hsienko.com/kiki/ CWCki Speculation] forums.
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  • Shit needs to get cleaned. Deal with it and follow the rules. --[[User:OhhhMyAxels|OhhhMyAxels]] 13:17, 17 November 201 ...d by the message on the main page. All I've been doing is removing insults and unnecessary filler from pages. If you want me to stop, I will. I'm just try
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  • This page is a partial archive of Chris's major [[Patreon]] posts from [[December 2017]]. ...are them was in Page One of the book Two from now. Read and weep: Sonichu and Rosechu; they were both born as Pichus in the year 1992. She’s older tha
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  • ...o cents. Of note, Chris seems to be aware of the accepted cause of autism, and semi-correctly blames his [[Bob Chandler|father]] for it. ...causes, and treatments and cures. And how we autistics SHOOOULD be treated and respected [''voice deepens with gravelly rage''] ''in real life social situ
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  • ...] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My ...h of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.}}
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  • So, the real question is: where to put this, and the several new fun facts it reveals? [[User:Dick Banton|Dick Banton]] ([[User talk:Dick Banton|talk] ...diagram of Chris tribbing with his taint ring and tucked duck, or however Chris would have lesbian sex. -[[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User tal
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  • ...hris have written. I know those images didn't have captions but that's how Chris presented them. Don't try to add shit that isn't there. I'll warn you this ...anything, but it wouldn't let me sign on... but it excepted the same name, and even remembers my past contributions to the sites articles... Frankly... I'
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  • On 9 May 2022, Chris had sent '''a letter''' to the fantasy enabler [[Helena Fiorenza]]. ==Chris's Response==
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  • ...lved and a condom is used/he'll bareback when he's married). Also, see how Chris uses condom to censor the penis of Sonichu. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] I think Chris may have gotten the term "raincoat" from an episode of Beavis and Butt-head (it's the only other place I've ever heard the term). This seems
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  • {{Misinfo| While the letter does strongly imply that Chris prioritizes getting home over his mothers survival, there is no actual evid On 22 July 2022, Chris had sent a '''seventeenth letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] in jail.
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  • Someone, try and round off what I started on the Not ED. Rachmanov, I'm looking at you. --[[ ...C to /cwc/. The CWCki is almost always the final authority on the facts of Chris. While the information on talk pages are almost completely erroneous, the a
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  • [[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|Chris's newest attraction photo]] '''For Women ONLY''' is Chris's tenth addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]], posted on 30 [[June 2010]].
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  • I was considering adding something along these lines to the [[Chris and reality]] page, but I'm thinking that this is a major-enough part of who he ...ps this article could be tweaked a bit to perhaps encompass all aspects of Chris's self-centeredness? Just a thought. [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]] 00:37, 23 Octob
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  • ...t it. after a while Meghan had befriended Chris and weens we bothering her and her personal issues were getting hard on her too. ...this became a "harem" was that sperg was angry that the friends I had made and I realized how stupid he was after we noticed was going to get himself in t
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  • Somebody tell that 8-Bit guy from Flipnote Hatena that Chris didn't get the memo on the meaning of the song. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20 ...name. Not sure if it's the original or not but it could partially explain Chris' fascination with the song. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:22, 26 Sep
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  • <BR> --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] ...ap] --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]]
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  • ...h [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fart]], and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wro ...video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.
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  • ...conflict was another attempt by [[trolls]] to ignite a feud between Chris and ADF. ...ecimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they wer
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  • This page is an archive of [[Owls]]' key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]], under the username GhostBird50. Posts a ...luence in it for ulterior motives - namely, trying to build a harem out of Chris's female enablers, asking some to move in with him, which they refused. He'
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  • ...in popularity and the fantastic talent Chris has for attracting [[weens]] and [[white_knights|white knights,]] what a terrible inconvenience, not even th ...stuff, also like sorting through massive piles of random information that Chris puts on the internet, drives me cazy.
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  • |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]] ...he user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.
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  • ...er 1,000 more. Chris, being the stupid, insensitive bastard he is, [[Chris and reality|does'nt notice let alone know of the bombing that occurred the year ...large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]]
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  • ...h Celestia's "self-religion", and applauds her for following her own path. Chris also mentions how he copes in jail by talking to his [[imaginary friends]]. ...be deduced that Chris cherry-picks and ignores parts of the book he likes and dislikes.
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  • ...While not a comprehensive list, this is a basic overview of what CWCki is and what it is not. ==CWCki is about Chris==
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  • ...it, if I don't get to ask her first) and I do know in Mumble and in chats Chris has described what his sleeping pattern is like. --[[User:Champthom|Champth Let's face it, Chris isn't getting any younger, and will most likely never dump his sperm in a woman.
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  • ...posts (Naught)#Orbiter General, post 1]]</ref> with several other obscure Chris orbiters. According to Owls, he had met [[MKRNightVee]] and Talia Nakara in the CWC Rebellion Discord server.
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  • ...here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own! ...read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially s
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  • The following page contains Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[July 2012]]. * 1 July - Chris gets the power restored.
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  • ...He especially pays special attention to the trolls, who he claims are weak and unwilling to accept the Merge from happening. He even perverts the teaching | name = A message to everyone, and the Haters and Bullies
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  • ...ng, but it's too much of an essay on its own and not entirely encyclopedic and furthermore, could be incorporated elsewhere. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom| ...s that person or company to watch it. This is a really good summary of how Chris's ideas will never be published, if they were publishable. --[[User:Anacond
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  • ...d to if it had not been for that [[Michael Snyder|God Damned Manajerk]]!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}} |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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  • ...mber of profiles for dating websites over the years. Like everything else Chris does, these endeavors are usually made of pure fail. ...y College]], hung out at [[The Game Place]], and wasn't quite so corpulent and maladjusted as he would eventually become. It appears to have been just as
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  • This page contains DMs between Chris or [[NightStar2891]] and [[Marvin]]. ...NightStar decided to leak a set of messages held between that account and Chris's CWCSonichu account, in order for them to be posted to [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref
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  • ...kipedia's priority articles in terms of stuff that really needs to be done and what doesn't necessarily need to be done. Feel free to edit it as you see f ...lance between quality and such. No worries, I am working through the list and most of the larger files are done now. I should have the rest resized with
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  • This page is a partial archive of Chris's major [[Patreon]] posts from [[November 2017]]. ...ece with y’all as well. The books for this month will be ordered shortly, and shipped from me to y’all later this month.
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  • '''Colin Chat 2''' covers a chat between [[Chris]] and [[troll|Colin]] on 12 October 2014, a day after the [[Colin Chat 1|previous *Chris called Catie at 4am, disturbing her and [[Colin]].<Br>
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  • ...ing one's personality, with some backed by decades of scientific research, and others created by random people on [[Facebook]] to show ads. ...uite eclectic. It is what draws countless people around the globe to study and follow his antics. He has spoken quite a bit on his own idea of his persona
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  • ...ared most of the letter, although some segments haven't been published per Chris's request. Eels wrote a summary of the redacted portion of the letter, whic ==Chris's Letter==
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  • On 25 [[February 2019]], Chris responded to a tweet containing 36 questions. ...Skittles, and Kitty]], the new gender preference of [[Reginald Chandler]], and the fact that he still believes in the [[Dimensional Merge]] happening in t
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  • ...did not edit, delete, or reject a single email. This was the last Mailbag Chris would answer before the CWCipedia was taken down by a legal challenge from ...onichu 11|Issue Eleven]] being some sort of insane combination of a reboot and a clip show.
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  • ...or at least a good quality pic of it. We could actually try and look at it and maybe make this page look like an actual family tree type setup. --[[User:C ::Now lets try and get what we can out of these. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:45, 29 Marc
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  • [[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|At one point in his life, Chris believed that it was possible to 'recycle' his [[Navy]] by drinking it; whi ...l processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution.
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  • ...ng, and all of Chris's opinions are correct, simply by the virtue of being Chris's.''|videogamenostalgia, [[YouTube]]}} ...much unbearable "torment" the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronounces Asperger as "Ass Burger" the entire time, [[Jack Thaddeu
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  • ...as received on Helena's behalf by Twitter orbiter @EelsandtheEgman to save Chris the trouble of sending mail internationally to Argentina. ...Mother|incest]] to date, insisting that he never had sex with [[Barbara]] and that his claims of having done so from his [[Incest Call|call with Bella]]
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  • ...he articles on here, but eventually I realize what a gargantuan task it is and crash into slumber. A collective effort should go a long way. That said, I 1. Why are we using special characters for ellipses and hyphens?
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  • On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a '''twentieth and final letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. ...tters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke [[Wikipedia:Aramaic|Aramaic]] and not the [[Wikipedia:Early Modern English|Early Modern English]] of the [[Wi
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  • Chris weighing himself??? :Sign your posts and take the topic to Speculation for a discussion (admins are cracking down on
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  • ...man decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it fo and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)
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  • ...rokians have heads bigger than their torsos, arms thicker than their legs, and wear Roman-style ceremonial armour at all times.]] ...rvation, yet I think a lot of us Native Americans do live on Reservations.|Chris, [[Regina e-mails]]}}
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  • ...s Phone Call 2''' is the second phone call between [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Chris]], which occured on 6 [[December 2009]].<ref>Mentions the then-recent uploa ...se]] [[Barbara_Chandler|he]] [[Bob_Chandler|felt]] [[Kimmi|like]], because Chris is too dumb to hang up. Jack also reveals a hypothesis that his mother migh
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  • This page is an archive of [[Thetan]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date. ...dds new information to the dog's situation (which is being discussed here) and doesn't, IMO, warrant a thread of its own.}}
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  • Hey man, nice artwork on the Ep. 2 remake, but you need to go back and reduce all the file sizes to <150kb. --[[User:Umad|Dude]] 22:02, 25 Decembe ...if I'm looking really quick at info, it might be handy. Really, great work and even though some people dislike the idea, guess what? THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T H
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  • ...ments are included and color-coded for reference. Tweets are archived from Chris' new twitter account starting 9 February. The old twitter account can be fo ==Chris Christens the New Account With a Selfie==
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  • ...While virtually all human beings will use defense mechanisms to an extent, Chris reads like a catalog of them. *'''Denial''': Chris will adamantly refuse to accept basic facts if he doesn't want to acknowledge he is wrong. He will often bluntly deny a
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  • ...is one, where we keep track of All the E-mails by date, including the ones Chris deletes. Call it Mailbag/Archive or something like that. Good idea or bad ...king. This needs to be updated and seen by those who don't want to go into Chris's site --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:54, 20 November 2009 (CET)
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  • ...ion of justice (whatever the hell he thinks the difference between jerkops and "true justice" is) *explanation in Chris's own words about his run-ins with the law
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  • ...- 8 January 2022|of letters]]- in response to someone attempting to troll Chris in jail. ''Don't do this.''}} On 19 January 2022, Chris sent an '''eleventh letter from jail''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].
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  • *On second thought, I don't think ED adds captions to the front page video, and sometimes it's better to let the video speak for themselves. --[[User:Champ ...version of Sonichu and Rosechu. He's like 45 too. Unfunny but still weird and unbelievable. He has some degrees from Patriot Bible University or somethin
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  • ...are using that to accuse this site and our Discord for working with Bella and friends. We can always add a protip to warn readers not to contact her as w ...elevance in all of this, even if her first name appears on other websites, and I feel it'd be for the better she not be dragged back into this. [[User:Psy
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  • ...lly also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}} [[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|right|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall
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  • ...ual. Questions like Evan's statement about going to court were outdated as Chris had already killed off Simonla on 13 February. ...first public indicator that Chris [[Direct2sex|values sex over love]], and Chris saying he's an optimist, as though that somehow overrides mathematical proo
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  • ...te [[Jail Saga#Transfer|being in a mental institution]] for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred. ...propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.
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  • Oh, wow! This is awesome! It's, like, a treasure trove of Chris facts right here! Here's what I've found out so far: ...re BILLY MAYS FOR MAYOR gag (hell, he doesn't even know about Pedobear NOR Chris Hansen!
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  • ...'d do this myself but I'd rather not interfere with someone's transcribing and I hate dealing with edit conflicts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:19, 2 ...te to the intro about the highlighting. Prevailing opinion is that this is Chris's doing, based on the fact favorable things are highlighted (he's not delus
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  • ==Linking Chris's name== ==Why did you delete the line, "Chris misses the irony that ass meat is exactly what he eats every time he drives
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  • ...d here or only on the main article? I think they should be posted on both, and this page should link back to the original. What say ye? --[[User:Tregnier2 ...uld be illustrative, but it would also be redundant. Anyone who comes here and wants to watch the videos has a huge link to the videos' own page staring t
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  • [[Image:Chrisguitarhero.png|thumb|Chris, as he imagines himself to look.]] [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|thumb|Chris, as he is in reality]]
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  • ...roll]]-themed player classes and other [[Chris]]-related goodies. Planning and discussion of planning takes place '''[[User:Cogsdev/Cwc.wad/Planning|here] ...e coming storm. But the artefact reacted. It threw Dr. Andes to the floor, and light burst forth from it. The very fabric of reality was torn asunder as a
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  • ...ative engagement with others|Heilberg on Chris<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-lawyer-incest-charge-arrest-mental-health-2021-8</ref>}} ...ommunicates with me. HE's frustrated at Region 10 Doing Absolutely Nothing|Chris on Heilberg<ref>In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022‎‎]]</ref>}}
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  • ...ing one's personality, with some backed by decades of scientific research, and others created by random people on [[Facebook]] to show ads. ...uite eclectic. It is what draws countless people around the globe to study and follow his antics. He has spoken quite a bit on his own idea of his persona
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  • ...complete, he makes a reference to [[Megan]], claiming she is a CPU goddess and telling the users not to communicate with her while begging her to come to After this video, Chris told [[The Captain]] to text Megan, which he did. He posted about it on [[K
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  • ...Cipedia]] in the early hours of 2 [[December 2009]], and was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day. ...his Mailbag also contained one particularly offensive piece of fanart that Chris didn't have to censor, as tinypic beat him to it.
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  • ...passing. The only major reference we have to the other cars is the pic of Chris in front of the BMW. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:56, 9 April 2009 (CE ...ind the house in a state of disrepair. It seems Bob has a thing for BMWs, and the Chandler family doesn't mind Fords. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastla
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  • ..., doesn't realize that he can't be taken seriously if he is wearing a bra. Chris then begins his protest against other men walking around shirtless, stating ...nd that he applies exactly none of the facts he mentions here to his life. And that he talked in a more monotone voice until he was talking about shirtles
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  • *Chris has given up on his job at [[Target]] - he never received a phone call back *[[Chris]] is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
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  • ...ccording to this, is at ''46'' Branchland Court. Do you think it's because Chris was just moving in, he got the address wrong or do you think they could hav ...xactly, there's a history of this. He'll get a portion correct (the four) and then fuck up the rest of it. But, going with your argument, it's quite a l
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  • {{Dated|changes Chris made to Sonichu canon due to the Idea Guys}} ...]]s into the [[Chris and religion|gates of Heaven]] only makes the [[Chris and death|implications]] even worse.]]
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  • ...rranted self-importance we've all grown used to. For a few brief moments, chris wasn't talking about being king of a media empire, he was talking about bei I also think we should add how Chris believes his dog house weighs 10 tons or that a 12 pack of lemonade weighs
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  • ...know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements." I think that isn't the case. ...I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean w
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  • ...t I tried to meet [[Emgo]]. It can be misinterpreted as stalker, obviously|Chris}} ...a fan and financial [[enabler]] intending to resell the items for profit, and to attempt to make an unsolicited visit to [[Emgo316]], a local [[YouTube|Y
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  • ..., he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her. ...forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For Chris No 2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.
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  • ...sion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}} ...iverse, original) <br> 14 November 1948 (in universe, [[brainwashed]] into Chris by [[Idea Guys]])<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/987472560114806
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  • ...iona under this pseudonym to divert attention from herself and onto Fiona, and GiBi had leaked her phone number in one of his videos. ...KRNightVee]] propagate her spin about [[The WCT]], accusing him of abusing Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAQ1Nz8G1Xc</ref>}}}}
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  • *Emails between him and Chris == retardaton must run in chris' maternal family ==
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  • ...later. Many of the letters in it were originally placed in [[Mailbag 41]], and were moved in order to make 41 all [[Asperchu]] from start to finish. ...ged shirts in the better part of a week. The rest of it was all the normal Chris BS we've read before.
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  • ...to have this article here since it summarizes Chris's views on Asperger's and why he dislikes ass pies in addition to a regular article to chronicle the ...n case someone wanted to make a general article on Asperger's Syndrome and Chris's views about the subject. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:4
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  • This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and Katie Bay on 1-3 [[August 2009]]. {{Email|1=Oh snap! [[Liquid Chris|The impostor]] has accepted your challenge!
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  • And, [[Lies|I won't be back]] under this username, on advice of Edward. ...uys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking m
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  • ==Unified theory of Chris== Fistly, I must say I immensely enjoyed your analyses of Chris - thank you for posting them, they've given me a lot more to think about in
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  • == Chris's bad ideas == ...ce of rampant stupidity. These are some of the more well known ideas that Chris had in his head.
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  • ...CWCipedia]] early in the morning of 10 [[December 2009]] and answered by [[Chris]] on the 12th. ...plaining why he made [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the image that ruined his life]], and giving the definitive answer on his issue with Asperger's.
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  • [[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]] ...aving, much like its inspiration, ''[[The Simpsons]]''. [[Chris]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|rips it off]] an unbelievable amount in [[Sonichu (comic)|hi
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  • ...matica article about A-Log himself, we need more direct comparisons to him and his actions to fully illustrate why this is discouraged. ...not go over there and put up an invite for them to help us define Alogging and educate the newfags? At the very least we might get some decent quotes from
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  • This page archives Chris's tweets from [[June 2017]]. ! Chris
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  • ...n King because an episode of Family Guy was specifically dedicated to King and his works. Notable in this set is that Chris finally responded to [[Evan]], but only to implore Evan to reconsider wanti
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  • ...received by him in the summer of 2022. From the way the letter is written Chris appears to be roleplaying as one of his characters. ...y "cosmical" event, as the date can be written as "1202201", a palindrome. Chris then follows this with a brief set of answers to questions that Kenneth had
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  • ...ever Chris says. Chris also uploaded a short "blooper reel", which is just Chris making [[Random Access Humor|yowling sounds]]. | name = A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles
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  • This page covers Chris's activity on his Facebook profile during February 2016. *February 1: Chris's "embargo" on [[GameStop]] ends.
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  • ...re this page, I'm just trying to understand the ballsed up mindset that is Chris, at least a little. If this is inappropriate, feel free to delete it. I'm j == Is Chris a Sociopath? ==
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  • ...e for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''. ...it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).
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  • ...ag 44''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 and 21 [[January 2010]] and was answered around [[Biological Clock|6:00 a.m.]] on 22 January. ...van]], which basically stated that Simonla should be his because ''[[Chris and copyright|he wanted]] a ground-type Rosechu anyway''.
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  • *[[Kacey]] prepared a list of questions for [[Chris]] for an essay she's writing. ...the most basic facts about his family members including hair color, height and age.
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  • {{Troll|She and [[Lori Lopez]] were played by [[Joshua Martinez]].}} ...a STAR.|[[Chris]], delusional and [[naïve]] as ever<ref>[[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan talk]]</ref>}}
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  • Okay, [[Honor roll|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!|Chris<ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>}} [[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|Chris's primary thoughts on the USA.]]
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  • This page archives Chris's tweets from [[May 2017]]. ! Chris
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  • ...CPU Gatekeepers? Then move the Arbitarch stuff to a side-note on the page and put back the Gatekeepers summary from Other Enablers? [[User:Hurtful Truth ...icler of events). As of now 4 members are publically known - Me, MKR, Aqua and anameisaname from kiwi farms. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]
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  • == Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? == ::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video game
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  • [[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]] ...have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.|Chris, recalling his arrest.}}
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  • *pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones ...DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him "Christian" and the name "had a ring to it" so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]
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  • *Chris's praises for LBP I find it ironic that the narrator of LBP, Stephen Fry, is gay. Does Chris know this? --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Cont
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  • This undated phone call between [[Chris]] and [[Kacey]] took place in mid-[[September 2009]]. *Chris instantly begins by rambling about [[stress]], [[phone calls]], and doctors. [[Speech impediment|It's nearly impossible to make out anything he
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  • [[File:CWC tipping at Impulse Gay Nightclub.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris tipping a drag queen.]] ...adually stopped going.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-46#post-2529313</ref> The Charlottesville lo
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  • ...Cash]] leaked an ancient instant messenger conversation between [[Chris]] and an [[IRC]] regular Falsion, going by the alias "Andrew Simmons". ...saga. Andrew presents himself as the Cousin of [[Robert Simmons V]] asking Chris for advices to "Man him up", before the conversation runs off the rails.
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  • '''Mailbag 30''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] responded to it on 1 [[January 2010]]. ...that he was under the impression that [[homos|gayness]] can be ''caught'', and probably also ''[[sonichu_10|cured]]'', much like the common cold.
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  • ...tween Chris and [[Null]]. Their messages are quoted below, Chris's in blue and Null's in kiwi green. ...ysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.|Chris}}
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  • Okay, we need to separate the facts from the trolling. The joke is hilarious, but we are a wiki. At some point, ...and taking over the reigns on Sonichu in his honor. I can only imagine how Chris-chan would react to that. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 03:44, 30 July 2009 (CEST)
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  • ...another [[mailbag]], uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 3 [[December 2009]]. Chris was scheduled to answer it on the same day, but didn't get around to respon ...nternational, containing letters from Scotland, Germany, and Iran (again). Chris also received a letter in Arabic, but he was too lazy to dump it into one o
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  • This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[July 2020]]. Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):
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  • ...than worth it. It is believed by many Christorians that the exploits that Chris had in this forum culminated in a domino effect that led to him going from ...[[jerkop]] who caught him and yelled at him, Chris proceeded to ignore him and is presumably using the ladies' room to this day.
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  • ...". Gawd!!!|Chris, April 2017,<ref name=getajob>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref> after his friends on Facebook refus {{quote|truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464</ref>}}
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  • == So Chris has discovered the CWCki (finally) == ...COLD, DEAD HANDS before I consider deleting them. It's not surprising that Chris is targeting those particular pages, though maybe he's being pragmatic in t
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  • ...nstructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his favorite console]]. ...l 99.999% likely that he wanted to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.
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  • Above everything else a biography must be unbiased. We'll have to look at Chris all over again through the eyes of one new to his antics, as that is what t ...an being. But in the end, all we can do is present readers with the facts, and let them come to their own conclusions. [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 14:42,
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  • ...with a presentation that was almost a year old did not apparently occur to Chris, nor did the fact that filming a computer screen with a shaky, hand-held ca {{quote|As for his name, rumored to be a comparison to— combination of Sonic and Pikachu. That was not the case! I originally played the name from Sonic's J
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  • '''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2''' is the second of the calls between Chris and [[Alec Benson Leary]], which took place on 28 [[January 2010]]. [[Image:Toontown.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
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  • ...general discussion area for users to discuss general topics on Chrissy boy and his latest exploits. Please Coggy, make this a reality! --[[User:Chris_Pick :::: I vote merge too. And if you guys need help I'll provide some assistance.--[[User:Wintermute|Wint
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  • And please: New section for each new subject. You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pl
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  • *... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|f ...ter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
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  • ...n it? It might be better than having random unused images floating around and gives people the opportunity to quickly browse the thumbs of submitted artw ...Power magazine]]? I think you should be able to clear something up for me and move stuff in the right direction. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:38, 18 October 2
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  • This page archives Chris's tweets from [[August 2017]]. ==Chris' prescribed medication==
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  • ...r Wars|''"4-cent garbage. Never will you find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling."'']]]] '''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Chris]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder|breaking up the closest thi
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  • ...ing one's personality, with some backed by decades of scientific research, and others created by random people on [[Facebook]] to show ads. ...uite eclectic. It is what draws countless people around the globe to study and follow his antics. He has spoken quite a bit on his own idea of his persona
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  • [[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|Chris proudly claimed the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]].]] ...designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|his Wikipedia profile]].
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  • This page is an archive of [[Marvin]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date. ...RL at that point (if my memory is accurate). Catie was already tangible to Chris, so Anna was fighting a losing battle.
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  • [[File:CWC Approved.jpg|500px|thumb|center|Chris's cover photo, uploaded on 13 February 2012.]] The following are a series of posts posted by Chris on [[Facebook]] on [[February 2012]].
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  • ...to the glorious future of MediaWiki 1.15.1! MediaWiki 1.11 was really old and busted. ...ave stuff that benefits ''readers''. For example, it's used in {{c|Stubs}} and {{c|Articles needing citations}} now.
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  • This page lists emails exchanged between [[Chris]] and [[Jackie]] from 22 to 26 [[November 2010]]. ...ego and ensuring he never has to change. Chris condemns social networking and the [[Internet]], but Jackie reacts with skepticism.
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  • ...es For Males]] Facebook page in this month. Somewhat uncharacteristically, Chris started liking dozens of examples of [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] fan [[File:Amiibo6.jpg|thumb|400px|Chris's new Facebook cover photo for April.]]
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  • The following is an account of Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[April 2012]]. * 1 April - Chris accuses everyone on the [[internet]] of not caring about him.
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  • ...utes of the video are, in [[Chris and cinematography|CWC-fashion]], grainy and low quality. [''Video intro begins with Little Big Planet 3 opening. Chris sits in his room. The facecam is in the upper right, similar to how most "L
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  • ...want to know if I'll trade ten CWCki users for a hundred mainstream users, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten CWCki users for a hundred thousand mainstream ...the "Chris' own CWCkipedia" policy. I myself know nothing of writing HTML and can only access this site by repeatedly slamming my head against the keyboa
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  • == So Chris has discovered the CWCki (finally) == ...COLD, DEAD HANDS before I consider deleting them. It's not surprising that Chris is targeting those particular pages, though maybe he's being pragmatic in t
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  • *maybe make a separate page to mirror Chris's Facebook account (to clarify, his Facebook page as it appeared before it As for this page, maybe just outline the extent Chris used Facebook, highlight some of the stuff with it, etc. --[[User:Champthom
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  • ...is a Planet that is Big. LittleBiGPlanet.' A motto for the game I made up.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8|Jackie E-mails #8]]</ref>}} [[File:SackboyChris.jpg|thumb|Sackboy Chris, showing his [[fangs]].]]
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  • ...n Weston Chandler]]. For details on the ED forum about Chris, please see [[Chris-chan (forum)]].'' ...oaded to his wiki on 17-18 [[December 2009]] in order to "correct" most of Chris's article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
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  • ...s arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]]. ...[[Chris and his ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time.
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  • you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[Use ...Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04
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  • This page lists miscellaneous emails sent and received by Chris in [[2008]]. ...t is degrading to my persona, <nowiki>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/chris-chan/</nowiki>
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  • ...is_and_religion|psychic link]] between him and [[Jackie]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris believes soiling himself to be a romantic gesture of [[Love Quest|love]]. *Chris is terrible with [[computer]] care, turning his computer on and off for hours before it's in working order.
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  • ...d? I tried to include two additions from Chris's uploads, "Machine Romans" and "Singing 'All of the Lights'", but when I save, the page refreshes to an em ...something to do with a conflict between the version of Mediawiki used here and the captcha.
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  • The following are a series of posts by Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[October 2014]]. * 1 October - Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his [[medallion]] production.
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  • *... that [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for]] [[PandaHalo ...ewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]] [[Helena Fiorenza#Pickchu|and an enabler-made OC]]?
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  • ...elt speech about how Chris's lack of effort is bad for their relationship. Chris ignores this, worrying momentarily about [[Patti]]'s remains. ...itual purchases include lottery tickets, which he thinks is an investment (and not a form of gambling in reality). These things are important.
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  • ...up what Chris tried to ignore and forget: getting off of the [[tugboat]]. Chris avoids these issues. ...meet in the men's locker. Chris claims he wants somewhere gender-neutral, and immediately suggests he sneak into the ''women's'' locker instead.
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  • ...update is, my friends. You may be saying "But Champthom, why haven't you?" and I say to you "NO U!" Seriously, stuff should go on this template first befo Remember to add to both [[Da Update]] and the corresponding month and vice versa, sometimes this doesn't happen. [[User:Granola|Granola]] 02:11,
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  • [[File:Fullyread.jpg|thumb|Asperchu ad in response to Chris's bullshit.]] ...ris and his ego|accepted for better improvement]]. Thank you for your time and efforts." He copy-pasted this stock response ''ten'' times, often in cases
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  • '''Kacey Call 6''' was the sixth [[Kacey calls|Kacey call]], and took place on 31 [[August 2009]]. ...FAQs]] and Bandai employees. He thinks he defeated one by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.
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  • ...[September 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference. ==Chris explains the Dimensions==
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  • ...ence due to his frequent [[Ego|ego-searches]] for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he manag ...rrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edi
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  • '''Mumble 8''' is the eighth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 17 [[February 2009]]. ...ybian|lesbian]] sex, the [[homos]] (with awesome raging from GeckoMantis), and an Oscar-winning performance by [[Sarah May]] (RIP).
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  • ...stamps or Chris's [[DStecks|$1,000]] album on eBay. It failed to increase Chris's sales. A full five days after the video was released, he got $0. ...nlikely that they would sit through nearly an hour of superfluous displays and incoherent roleplay.
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  • ...s been completely forgotten. Chris makes a bold speech about cyber-bullies and online trolls, all about himself, naturally. ...ded up there by mistake (or in some of my cases, from deception, blackmail and spyware).
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  • ..."little slice of Heaven" for him. Founded by [[Sarah May]], aka "Rosechu;" and Cassie, aka "CassieRosechu," in [[December 2008]]. ==Chris's Posts on Sonichu Girls==
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  • <!--Editor's Note:For the sake of consistency, always refer to Chris's arrest as him being in "jail" instead of "prison"--> ...|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:Fi
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  • ...ities with written English, such as with spelling and grammar, see [[Chris and English#Written language]].'' {{quote|I do believe it wouldn’t be published, not because of the [[Chris and art|art style]], but because of the story. I mean, no one wants to read thi
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  • I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Y *Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex b
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  • ...le:ProportionFail.jpg|cradle her in his arms]], and believing that [[Chris and hypocrisy|Lars wastes his money on collecting boats]]. And then some with other things there.<br/>
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  • ...ould probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort ...o='''Medal of Merit''': This user has done tremendous service to [[CWCki]] and deserves recognition as such.}}
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  • ...although Lainchu color-coded each redaction to indicate who was speaking. Chris's messages (as Sonichu) are color-coded yellow throughout this article. ...I was tasked with chronicling various events over the last several months, and this is the culmination of that effort. This was explicitly requested by So
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  • ...gn onto my Jackal account on the CWCki forums and was told it was inactive and to contact an administrator... I'm just wondering did I receive a ban or so ...t ppl on both the caption titles (for example, "iamstraight by champthom") and the video descriptions for double the fun!!also if i can't upload the subti
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  • ...olor: #EEEEFF"><b>Mayor and frequent loiterer Christian Weston Chandler is Chris-Chan Sonichu!</b></span> ...s so similar. They're the same person! (Sorry, I had to do this, tradition and all.)
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  • This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[November 2020]]. ''A Twitter user tweets at Chris with artwork of a Pickle Sonichu asking if it will mean anything for [[CWCv
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  • This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[March 2021]]. ==Blake and The Dimensional Merge==
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  • ...reference for [[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto|The Lainchu Manifesto]], and store the raw text of chats that are too long to upload the content of in s =Regarding Chris=
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  • ...akes pleasure in dressing in women's clothes, taking cucumbers up the butt and bugging the living shit out of hapless manchildren. Please take care of me~ ...butt. I've been watching the Cris-chan saga unfold for god-knows how long, and I wanna get involved. I'm a trap, so I don't know if I could maybe take a B
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  • This page contains leaked e-mails between Chris and personas played by [[LoveYouLongTime]], from 2011-2012. ...family and I do not have any friends and outside family to depend on; mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty,
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  • ...women than loitering around shopping malls waiting for someone to show up. And what kind of mayor does nothing but loiter around the city's shopping malls ...far as Sonichu and Rosechu's romance goes...which also serves as proof why Chris should never write romance in the first place.
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  • ...ah May]], {{w|Ignatius J. Reilly}}, and minor appearances from [[Cogsdev]] and The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] (canine). ...the loss of his dog to Clyde's loss of his human brother. When this fails, Chris tells Clyde that the best thing for him is to move on, seek a sweetheart or
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  • *Chris has never heard of the game prior. ...Clinton, Obama and Trump, Chris was fine admitting he would marry Hillary and [[Death threat|kill]] Trump.
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  • ...ect details. Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them. ..., he continued to draw art for public consumption, with [[June 2022|June]] and [[August 2022|August]] being especially productive months. He continued to
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  • ...my ban from the Place in [[February 2021]], to the breakup of the Watchmen and creation of the [[Knights of CWC]] in [[June 2021]]. ...ating a shared Lainchu Discord account for general use among the Watchmen, and floats setting up a CWCki account as well.
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  • == Chris and Love Suggestion? == I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being
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  • ...s and Chris discussed in [[The Place]] about [[ProjectSNT]] (aka Courtney) and [[Opuscon789]] (aka somethingrandom987). ...] (@Aqua), [[Kyle]] (@Nova), [[Naught]] (@ภคยﻮђՇ), [[MKRNightVee]] (@MKR), and at least one user who had deleted their Discord account by the time of the
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  • ...] and do a proper [[YouTube]] video, from [[August 2009]] to [[May 2010]]. And given how much time his fat ass was plopped in front of his [[PS3]], that's ...ian Gee]] to get a cut of the money she earned through her [[Audiobooks]], and to give excuses for why he once again hasn't gotten around to scribbling ou
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  • This page archives Chris's [[Twitter]] posts from January through April 2017. For tweets afterwards, ...hris updated his Twitter with a background from the [[Love is Love]] comic and replaced his profile picture to match the one on his Facebook.
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  • ...; they would even probably find a way around any security measures. Peace, and TTYL,Christian. ...tally thinking too clear. But I have seen the light from our lord, Jesus, and my vision is more clear.
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  • ...can sort this shit out in future? We don't have nearly enough active mods and this place seems to have this kind of shit all the time. I mean this seriou ...e you answer him, Champ, keep in mind that I've also been here a long time and am also actively contributing; so if you decided to give Old meme jerkop ri
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  • ...t of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambl ...are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.</i>
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  • {{Incomplete|Information regaring Chris' sexual frustration, and how he copes with it}} ...16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>
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  • {{Protip|Matthew was not [[Liquid Chris]], it was in reality a minor troll who was asked to do the role.}} [[Image:Md.PNG|thumb|Chris's drawing of <s>Guile</s> Kacey's father (from [[Sonichu Special 4]]).]]
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  • This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[December 2020]]. ...ying as Sonichu during this month. Posts color-coded purple are made while Chris is roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]].
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  • This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[January 2021]]. ''In response to Chris's [[December 2020 social media posts#Vital Lesson|Vital Lesson]] tweet.''
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  • ...ded and color-coded for reference. Posts color-coded purple are made while Chris is roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]]. {{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.
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  • ...egal, still lends credence to the view that [[Trolls#Today|the trolling of Chris is going too far]]. ...s markers had the sense to treat his work like they'd treat anyone else's, and he has them to thank for only being able to get into the [[Piedmont Virgini
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  • {{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}} ...agazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].
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  • ...86-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]] ...218 neurotypical sheeple by nightstarrosechu2891.png|thumb|Image of Chris (and his husband Magi-Chan) around neurotypical (non-autistic) "sheeple."]]
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  • ...for reference. Chris's usual posts are in blue. Halfway through the month, Chris would begin role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]]; those posts are in purple. ==Chris Arrives==
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  • Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]
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  • ...Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)|first version]] was scrapped, and the second released on 8 [[October 2017]]. ...eens|insisted on]] calling Chris a [[Gender|male]].<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Chris/MLP crossover page]]</ref>
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  • ...ghs and kicks, because you don't h- you don't have your own social life!|[[Chris]], describing himself.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}} [[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|Chris breaking almost 30 years of proud sobriety due to the influence of ''[[The
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  • ...re some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery. ...weetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.
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  • This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2021]]. {{quoteboxred|I am making a art/rp. Come by and comment stuff, dm me on twitter that you want to put your oc in the year 20
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  • ...o was Catherine's friend [[Cousin Al]], who alongside her [[manipulated]] Chris into believing he was on a date with Catherine. The conversation was releas ...in a practical sense, he intended to juggle wife, children, mother, hoard and vidya as an ordinary family guy.
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  • ...ncluded and color-coded for reference. During the first half of the month, Chris was role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]]; these posts are in purple. His usual pos ...anyone shorter than you donning fur, maybe slipping into his changing form and back, you’ll have met your OCs personally. Enjoy the time. 💜⚡️}}
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  • ...[[Anaxis]], who was roleplaying as [[Lainchu]].<ref>[[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris]]</ref> I have a few confidential questions/concerns I feel need to ask and share with you that only you are able to properly respond.}}
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  • ...ies that were marginally involved in the Watchmen's drama and mentioned by Chris in passing. ...rned, though: there's quite a bit of textwalling on this page, courtesy of Chris.
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  • :''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian West ...hristian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
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  • These are livestreams filmed by Chris in [[February 2024]], influenced by [[Praetor]]. ...png|thumb|right|"I support Israel! Palestine[...] they have more... demons and devils within them"]]
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  • ...ly directly involve Chris, with focus also being given to Chris's orbiters and members of interest in the community. ...s by any means. It is all very subjective, and while I aim to keep as many facts as possible intact, I acknowledge that some of it may be colored by my own
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  • ...ter can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations". Being the massive pile of fail that it is, ''Sonichu'' provi ...es on complaint magnets such as ''My Immortal'', ''Fifty Shades of Grey'', and Fox News Channel have been similarly locked.<ref>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwik
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  • Chris's posts are in blue and the Watchmen's in various colors. ...ing productive, and that he would allow anyone wanting to do business with Chris as long as they aren't doing anything illegal. WCT then speaks more about h
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  • ...reference for [[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto|The Lainchu Manifesto]], and store the raw text of chats that are too long to upload the content of in s ...y ''excluding'' Chris, as well as any "untrusted guests," namely [[Bella]] and the [[Suitress]].
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  • ...reference for [[User:Anaxis/The Lainchu Manifesto|The Lainchu Manifesto]], and store the raw text of chats that are too long to upload the content of in s ...everybody else, and a second which was visible to everybody ''excluding'' Chris (this would later expand to exclude "untrusted guests" such as Praetor).
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