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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model]: For people with [[Asperger Syndrome]] or [[Autism]], Chris Chan is pretty much this, their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Comicbook/Superman Bizzaro], their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainAmerica Red Skull]. The complete negative embodiment of the Autistic Spectrum brought to life. Go onto any AS forum and ask about him and they will either refuse to talk about him or will spew off exactly why they hate him, then the thread will be locked quickly as a result.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model]: For people with [[Asperger Syndrome]] or [[Autism]], Chris Chan is pretty much this, their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Comicbook/Superman Bizzaro], their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainAmerica Red Skull]. The complete negative embodiment of the Autistic Spectrum brought to life. Go onto any AS forum and ask about him and they will either refuse to talk about him or will spew off exactly why they hate him, then the thread will be locked quickly as a result.
** Although he does inspire people to do better in life, simply by looking at what he does and then doing the exact oppositie to ensure you never end up like him.
** Although he does inspire people to do better in life, simply by looking at what he does and then doing the exact oppositie to ensure you never end up like him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiSue]: Chris IS this. He has ''zero'' positive traits: no standards to follow, no skills to admire, no mindset to enjoy, no life to behold, his body is a wreck, he has no real ambitions, and worst of all, he thinks that he's ''the complete opposite of this.'' It's like he's the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Exalted Ebon Dragon] to humanity; the antithesis to all we should strive for and the embodiment of all our flaws.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArchEnemy Arch Enemy]: [[Clyde Cash]], the most persistent of trolls, is probably the closest to being Christian's archnemesis. Chris himself appears to see Clyde that way, as he (rightfully or not) blames Clyde for all kinds of bad things that happened to him in recent years [[Don't Mess With Me|and occasionally threatens to murder him]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArchEnemy Arch Enemy]: [[Clyde Cash]], the most persistent of trolls, is probably the closest to being Christian's archnemesis. Chris himself appears to see Clyde that way, as he (rightfully or not) blames Clyde for all kinds of bad things that happened to him in recent years [[Don't Mess With Me|and occasionally threatens to murder him]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson Murder And Jaywalking]: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel That Is A NIGHTMARE to me], EVEN WORSE than the nightmare I had where I was in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmokeAndFireFactory factory] and I watched [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConveyorBeltODoom PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt] with their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking mouths full of cigarettes], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire going through BURNING OVENS], coming out singed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AvertedTrope (not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent ON FIRE)], then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol] that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisintegratorRay DISSOLVED THEM to DUST] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAcid like ACID would do], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED."]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson Murder And Jaywalking]: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel That Is A NIGHTMARE to me], EVEN WORSE than the nightmare I had where I was in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmokeAndFireFactory factory] and I watched [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConveyorBeltODoom PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt] with their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking mouths full of cigarettes], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire going through BURNING OVENS], coming out singed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AvertedTrope (not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent ON FIRE)], then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol] that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisintegratorRay DISSOLVED THEM to DUST] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAcid like ACID would do], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED."]
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForcefulKiss Forceful Kiss]: [[Emily#Kiss fail|Chris tried to do this at the end of his "date" with Emily]]. Fortunately, he failed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForcefulKiss Forceful Kiss]: [[Emily#Kiss fail|Chris tried to do this at the end of his "date" with Emily]]. Fortunately, he failed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: Chris tried to justify his homophobia claiming that it was caused by [[Bruce Johnson|the (allegedly) homosexual principal of his elementary school who made him sit on his lap]]. Of course, he contradicted himself later, admitting that [[Common Questions#07 January 2010|he started to hate homosexual people after one woman refused to go out with him, claiming she's lesbian]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: Chris tried to justify his homophobia claiming that it was caused by [[Bruce Johnson|the (allegedly) homosexual principal of his elementary school who made him sit on his lap]]. Of course, he contradicted himself later, admitting that [[Common Questions#07 January 2010|he started to hate homosexual people after one woman refused to go out with him, claiming she's lesbian]].
** Chris is arguably an inversion, as his massive ego seems to stem from the coddling by his mother, and the lazy attitudes of his father.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Fridge Horror]: When you see all the acts that Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] does, and compare him to the real person, you'll realize that, in a way, ''this comic is his incredbily twisted wish fulfillment, this is exactly how he wants the people he hates to die''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Fridge Horror]: When you see all the acts that Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] does, and compare him to the real person, you'll realize that, in a way, ''this comic is his incredbily twisted wish fulfillment, this is exactly how he wants the people he hates to die''.
** ''Imagine what would happen if he actually had that kind of power.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]: He threatened to sue Liquid Chris and ViviG for "selling" ''Sonichu'' merchandise. Because, you know, he clearly owns the rights to his derivative character.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]: He threatened to sue Liquid Chris and ViviG for "selling" ''Sonichu'' merchandise. Because, you know, he clearly owns the rights to his derivative character.
** Subverted with one 'fan', who just got fed up with all this and contacted [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega] directly. No results yet.
** Subverted with one 'fan', who just got fed up with all this and contacted [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega] directly. No results yet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFundamentalist The Fundamentalist]: Chris is quick to condemn homosexuals to the fires of hell, but like many fundamentalists is blind to his own transgressions in the eyes of God - he draws pornography, masturbates to pre-existing lesbian porn, threatens to murder people, has made getting laid the focus of his existence, and wears an idol around his neck almost all the time. The CWCki offers a [[Chris and religion|fascinating study]] of his religious beliefs.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFundamentalist The Fundamentalist]: Chris is quick to condemn homosexuals to the fires of hell, but like many fundamentalists is blind to his own transgressions in the eyes of God - he draws pornography, masturbates to pre-existing lesbian porn, threatens to murder people, has made getting laid the focus of his existence, and wears an idol around his neck almost all the time. The CWCki offers a [[Chris and religion|fascinating study]] of his religious beliefs.
::"''I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL!''"
::"''I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL!''"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FutureLoser]: While he was never sucsessful to begin with, Chris is a pathetic shell of his former, high-school self. And given that he does nothing, he'll undoubtely become a transient, if not die early from his terrible eating habits.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gaslighting Gaslighting]: Liquid Chris. It counts because the target, albeit already mentally defective, became ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible more]'' mentally defective.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gaslighting Gaslighting]: Liquid Chris. It counts because the target, albeit already mentally defective, became ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible more]'' mentally defective.
** And naturally, most fanworks continue this tradition by having Liquid Chris as Christian Weston Chandler and Regular/Solid Chris as Ian Brandon Anderson.
** And naturally, most fanworks continue this tradition by having Liquid Chris as Christian Weston Chandler and Regular/Solid Chris as Ian Brandon Anderson.
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** It makes him look like future Prison or Mental Asylum material if he doesn't puts an end to it.
** It makes him look like future Prison or Mental Asylum material if he doesn't puts an end to it.
** You have to wonder just how dangerous a 2-inch penknife really is in the hands of someone who takes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongFightingAnimation at least 5 seconds to pull it out and open it with both hands]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail When he manages to open it at all].
** You have to wonder just how dangerous a 2-inch penknife really is in the hands of someone who takes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongFightingAnimation at least 5 seconds to pull it out and open it with both hands]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail When he manages to open it at all].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnightTemplar]: Subverted. He tries to make himself look like one, but it's clear that the only thing fuelling his self-righteousness is ego.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Know Nothing Know It All]: Chris repeatedly proves that he knows nothing about relationships, sex, parenting, copyright, drawing and several other subjects. That of course doesn't stop him from considering himself the greatest expert ever on these subjects and offering advice on them to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Know Nothing Know It All]: Chris repeatedly proves that he knows nothing about relationships, sex, parenting, copyright, drawing and several other subjects. That of course doesn't stop him from considering himself the greatest expert ever on these subjects and offering advice on them to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy Lack Of Empathy]: Chris is a terrifying combination of Autism, which makes it difficult for him to understand when and how to be empathetic, Narcissism which makes him incredibly self centered and a child-like naïvete which makes him simply unaware of what other people consider traumatic. When he ''comforts'' people he usually says "move on" or starts talking about how his dog died. To provide a particularly grisly example, [[Twitter#02 March 2010|when he tweeted about his father's hospitalization]] as a result of congested heart failure, his main concern was apparently his own level of stress, thanks to only getting four hours of sleep. His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase] had to wait more than two months until Chris finally decided to [[Some Favored Comedians|briefly mention]] that his father recovered... even though in the meantime he posted a few tweets and blog entries, as well as several new videos, raging or ranting on various subjects mostly related to himself, but not even mentioning what was happening to his father. Bob is in his eighties and has had four heart attacks; his hospitalization isn't something that should be taken so lightly.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy Lack Of Empathy]: Chris is a terrifying combination of Autism, which makes it difficult for him to understand when and how to be empathetic, Narcissism which makes him incredibly self centered and a child-like naïvete which makes him simply unaware of what other people consider traumatic. When he ''comforts'' people he usually says "move on" or starts talking about how his dog died. To provide a particularly grisly example, [[Twitter#02 March 2010|when he tweeted about his father's hospitalization]] as a result of congested heart failure, his main concern was apparently his own level of stress, thanks to only getting four hours of sleep. His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase] had to wait more than two months until Chris finally decided to [[Some Favored Comedians|briefly mention]] that his father recovered... even though in the meantime he posted a few tweets and blog entries, as well as several new videos, raging or ranting on various subjects mostly related to himself, but not even mentioning what was happening to his father. Bob is in his eighties and has had four heart attacks; his hospitalization isn't something that should be taken so lightly.
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** Don't forget how Christian Chandler attempted to run over a Mall guard with <strike>his</strike> his mother's car after they kicked him out for soliciting sex.
** Don't forget how Christian Chandler attempted to run over a Mall guard with <strike>his</strike> his mother's car after they kicked him out for soliciting sex.
** If Michael Snyder is telling the truth - [[6 June 2010|which, if you read between lines, Chris-Chan himself pretty much confirmed]] - Chris taking photos of Snyder's daughter and attempting to run him over with a car. Chris claims he was taking pictures of Snyder to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate throw darts at it], and that Michael jumped on his car. The former does sound plausible, given Chris as a person, though it may not be the whole truth. The latter... not so much.
** If Michael Snyder is telling the truth - [[6 June 2010|which, if you read between lines, Chris-Chan himself pretty much confirmed]] - Chris taking photos of Snyder's daughter and attempting to run him over with a car. Chris claims he was taking pictures of Snyder to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate throw darts at it], and that Michael jumped on his car. The former does sound plausible, given Chris as a person, though it may not be the whole truth. The latter... not so much.
** He shows no distraught over the death of his own father. The only thing stopping him from undoubtely being a Complete Monster is the fact he can't act out his twisted imagination in real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother My Beloved Smother]: Chris's mother Barbara seems to be pretty damn overbearing of him... quite possibly to an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoYay improper] degree.<sup>* Chris himself admitted that [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|he confides in her about his masturbation habits]], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick so really, anything is possible here].</sup> It's clear that her constant pampering and indulgence of Chris and his antics, along with her obvious reluctance to seek any actual professional assistance for Chris and his disadvantages, played a major role in turning Chris into the reclusive, socially inept and narcissistic [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerkass] that he is today. When it comes to her treatment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie poor old Cole Smithey], though, she crosses the line into out-and-out [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents abusiveness].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother My Beloved Smother]: Chris's mother Barbara seems to be pretty damn overbearing of him... quite possibly to an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoYay improper] degree.<sup>* Chris himself admitted that [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|he confides in her about his masturbation habits]], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick so really, anything is possible here].</sup> It's clear that her constant pampering and indulgence of Chris and his antics, along with her obvious reluctance to seek any actual professional assistance for Chris and his disadvantages, played a major role in turning Chris into the reclusive, socially inept and narcissistic [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerkass] that he is today. When it comes to her treatment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie poor old Cole Smithey], though, she crosses the line into out-and-out [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents abusiveness].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Whoever Ian Brandon Anderson ''really'' is, he's probably not the frontman for Jethro Tull. That's Ian ''Scott'' Anderson.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Whoever Ian Brandon Anderson ''really'' is, he's probably not the frontman for Jethro Tull. That's Ian ''Scott'' Anderson.
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*** In addition, several trolls have sent Bob flowers and other gifts while he is hospitalized.
*** In addition, several trolls have sent Bob flowers and other gifts while he is hospitalized.
** Clyde Cash, one of the most notorious trolls, hacked into Chris's Club Nintendo account... and bought President Barack Obama a Mario hat while he was at it.
** Clyde Cash, one of the most notorious trolls, hacked into Chris's Club Nintendo account... and bought President Barack Obama a Mario hat while he was at it.
** Perhaps the only positive trait Chris has ever had was his relationship with his dog, Patti. He actually seemed to care about her, and was genuinely distraught when she died. Keep in mind, this is the guy who didn't mourn the death ''of his own father.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePigPen The Pig Pen]: People who have encountered Chris in real life have said he smells like a homeless man or rotting fruits, due to his replacing of showers with Axe body spray. Also, there's the subject of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure dirty, crapped briefs]...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePigPen The Pig Pen]: People who have encountered Chris in real life have said he smells like a homeless man or rotting fruits, due to his replacing of showers with Axe body spray. Also, there's the subject of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure dirty, crapped briefs]...
** The real irony is that [[The_GAMe_PLACe|he uses hand sanitiser immediately after shaking someone else's hand]].
** The real irony is that [[The_GAMe_PLACe|he uses hand sanitiser immediately after shaking someone else's hand]].
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: The more you learn about his life, the more it goes from "funny" to "depressing."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: The more you learn about his life, the more it goes from "funny" to "depressing."
** A more specific example: [[Christian's sex joke]].
** A more specific example: [[Christian's sex joke]].
** Chris himself appears to be a rare example of a person who lacks ''any'' positive qualities. Even real-life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monsters] typically have some degree of intelligence, charisma or motivation.
** Chris himself appears to be a rare example of a person who lacks ''any'' positive qualities. Even real-life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monsters] typically have some degree of intelligence, charisma or motivation. Chris has none. It's as if somebody tried to see how bad someone could get, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki.php/Main/GoneHorriblyRight and sucseeded.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SophisticatedAsHell Sophisticated As Hell]: The CWCki has more than a few articles that list some well thought out, scientifically minded speculations as to the reasons for why Chris does one thing or another... and then the last reason is along the lines of "and because he's a fucking idiot."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SophisticatedAsHell Sophisticated As Hell]: The CWCki has more than a few articles that list some well thought out, scientifically minded speculations as to the reasons for why Chris does one thing or another... and then the last reason is along the lines of "and because he's a fucking idiot."
** "In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his shit tube)]"
** "In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his shit tube)]"

Revision as of 04:04, 8 February 2012

This article contains the main Sonichu TV Tropes page. For the Just Bugs Me and Wild Mass Guessing pages, see this page.

Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!
Sonichu #0
Tell me about it on CWC. Geez, when you have me facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.
David Gonterman

There is Artemis' Lover. There is Agony In Pink. There is The Girl Who Lived. There is My Immortal. There is My Inner Life. Many demonstrations could be made for the ascendant terribleness of such works, putting them above all lesser bad fanworks.

But then, standing resplendent above them all, there is Sonichu.

Sonichu was a fan TRUE and ORIGINAL webcomic created by one Christian Weston Chandler, starring (at least initially) the eponymous Electric Hedgehog Pokémon and his friends. The comic itself would be remarkable only for how unbelievably bad it is, but it has in recent years gained notoriety due to the author's antics in response to trolling and other harassment. The result is a perversely-fascinating, deeply-dysfunctional, symbiotic relationship - Mr. Chandler's creation has been saved from the curse of obscurity at the price of a "fanbase" devoted to making his life a living hell.

Sonichu started as some sort of Pokémon/Sonic The Hedgehog crossover world, and the first few issues focus on Sonichu's origin, his meeting with his "heartsweet" Rosechu (based heavily on Amy Rose), and a supporting cast of other Hedgehog Pokémon of various types. But in issue #2 and from issues #4-7, the series crystallizes into its present form, as Christian himself takes center stage and encounters and battles his enemies in real life, from mall cops to the dean of his local community college to internet trolls. Needless to say, the supposed main plot, a search for the Sonichu Bal- sorry, Sonichu Crystals, in order to use their powers to free Christian's Distaff Counterpart and "dream sibling", Crystal, from a mirror the aforementioned dean have trapped her in, takes a backseat.

Due to criticism over such a self-centered plotline, Christian eventually gets trapped in a timestream, leaving Sonichu to take up his heroic mantle of defender of CWCville. The war against Encyclopedia Dramatica and "Four-Cent Garbage" rages on, interrupted by the occasional furry sex scene, until issue #9 changes focus (again) to dating education (no, not sex education) and Christian's crude interpretation of how relationships work.

The last chapter of issue 9 depicts a lengthy battle against invading forces from the PVCC, and ends with Sonichu and friends beating them with as much resistance as a team of Mary Sues typically gets. Christian's Author Avatar is released from the timestream shortly afterwards, and this cues the beginning of Issue #10, which can best be described as a combination of undisguised Wish Fulfillment and Christian's attempt to get back at his internet antagonizers by turning both his avatar and Sonichu into bigger God Mode Sues than ever, via the Sonichu Crystals Balls, and depict them punishing in-comic representations of his enemies by either killing or injuring them, destroying their property or making them pray to him for forgiveness. As the story progresses, Christian's feud with his "enemies" from real life becomes increasingly more disturbing, and its culmination in issue #10 finale can be most charitably described as the ultimate proof that Christian is in dire need of psychiatric help. It's worth noting that in this issue Christian frequently derailed the plot so he could devote several pages to "punishing" comic books versions of people who "wronged" him most recently; by contrast, (supposedly) important plot threads (such as Crystal being trapped in Dark Mirror Hole, or Christian's feud with college dean) were resolved quickly and anticlimactically. This sequence of events create probably the most unplanned and, for newcomers, incomprehensible storyline so far in Sonichu. Christian (once again) promised that in the future issues he will give the spotlight to Sonichu and that his Author Avatar won't appear so often. However, he isn't famous for keeping his promises (having made this exact one before), so future issues can be expected to be similar storyline-wise to Sonichu 10, with new real life-based enemies introduced as more trolling undoubtedly will continue to rain down upon him. (That is, of course, assuming there will be new issues at all, which might not happen in the foreseeable future. Christian hasn't uploaded any new pages since February 2010 and is deeply offended even by mere suggestions that he should update his own webcomic. It seems that he decided to devote his time to more entertaining activities instead, such as masturbating, playing video games and whining about them on the internet, continuing his Quest For Sex on the internet, condemning internet and claiming that he is "active within his community".)

Since this comic blurs the line between fiction and reality so much, a deep understanding of Mr. Chandler's life and psyche is required to make any sense of it. The best source would be the CWCki, an entire wiki cataloging Mr. Chandler's life and works (warning: some pages and images are definitely Not Sage For Work or your mental health), while the even more NSFW Encyclopedia Dramatica page that started this whole mess can be found here. Mr. Chandler's own websites tend to be hacked and deleted with some degree of regularity. He used to have his own Sonichu wiki which could be found here; however, in response to trolls hacking and vandalizing his precious wiki (again), on 27 May 2010 he announced his decision to "relinquish what was the Cwcipedia" while "keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday". In response Vivian Gee and Alec Benson Leary took control of CWCipedia and claimed all rights to Sonichu; at the beginning of June 2010 the control of CWCipedia apparently was taken over by a mysterious individual who may or may not be the TRUE and HONEST CWC.* Well, actually it's definitely not CWC, but it's fun to pretend otherwise. And who knows, maybe it's a beginning of new saga...

Compare the Gonter Verse, Silent Hill, Hell. See also Asperchu and Moon-Pals, two much better series that you probably should be reading instead of this one, if you aren't already.

Please note that several links on this page are not work safe. Don't forget to keep the Brain Bleach close by should you decide to visit any of them, worksafe or otherwise.




But the Sonichu phenomenon cannot be contained by the comic itself. Because Christian Weston Chandler's life is inextricably intertwined with the stories he writes and his interactions with his "fanbase", just as many tropes can be applied to his not-so-private life as to his comic. Sonichu has also inspired a unique type of FanFic, the "trollfic" (not to be confused with a Troll Fic), a normal fanfic with the characters' moral alignments usually flipped. Meanwhile the blogcasts and chat channels the author uses to communicate with people can be more interesting than the actual comic, and offer profound insights into the mind of Mr. Chandler.