Savannah Chandler

Savannah Chandler is Chris's half-niece, and daughter of David Alan Chandler (Chris's half-brother) and his wife Kimberly.

Little information on her exists other than the fact that she was eight years old as of the very first week of 2004, which would mean she was probably born in 1995.

Chris has never met Savannah, and didn't even know she existed until she was eight years old, when he mentioned in a 6 January 2004 blog entry that he had discovered her.

In October 2012, it was revealed that a "Savannah Chandler" was on Chris's Facebook friends list. Further communications between the two were eventually leaked after Chris determined "Savannah" was a troll.

Facebook messages with "Savannah"

Savannah's messages are in pink, Chris's in light blue.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 2:29pm Hi there! I’m not sure if I’m sending this to the right person, theres like 50 different accounts of FB with this name lol. So forgive me if your not the person Im looking for! But my dad is David Chandler? I think you might be my Uncle Chris?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 4:27pm I am indeed Christian Chandler, David Alan Chandler’s brother. I have my own fears of people pretending to be other people on the Internet, so I need a bit of confirmation of you actually being my real one niece or not. During your grandpa’s funeral last year, I gave your father a gift to give to you for me; simply tell me what the gift was, and I will know for sure.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 9:54pm Sorry for blocking you. I was worried that you were one of those trick accounts. How come there are so many people pretending to be you? :S:S you should get in touch with the police! thats identity fraud!

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 6:27am That is a whole other long story; in a nutshell, I became Internet-famous, and I have had trolls and cyber-bullies attacking me and ruining my life and sanity over the past five years. And that is a big reason as to why I am so paranoid and cautious, and why identity confirmations are very important to me over the Internet. Let me make your confirmation a bit more quick. I want you to send me a photograph of yourself, with your mom and dad. CURRENT, via U.S. Postal Mail to my address, 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. Either “Chris” or “Christian” is good with me.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: September 25 Time: 12:09pm Did you recieve the mail, Uncle Chris? ):

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: September 25 Time: 1:57pm Not yet, I will keep your request on in the meantime.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: September 25 Time: 8:29pm Oh, btw, it’s just a picture of me without my parents, because i’m not currently staying with them atm. But when I get back and see dad I will send you a group photo ☺

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: September 27 Time: 11:08am Soo,, do I have a mysterious Aunt as well as a mysterious Uncle? (: Haha, Hope so!

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: September 27 Time: 3:15pm Your only aunt would be Carol.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: September 27 Time: 3:45pm Oh, I thought maybe you had a wife or something! My bad ): ): Your long hair looks cool, Uncle Chris. Has anybody ever said you look like a surfer dude? lol!

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 3:27 Hi, Uncle Chris! Just wondering if you received the photo? I know it’s important for you to have proof of who I am, but I’m a little bit worried. Like I said a while back, you have a lot of impostor accounts on facebook. So how do I know you’re really my uncle? This could easily be a fake trying to trap me or something. I’d like to think that you are honest, but you have to understand I’m a little unsure because of all the different accounts claiming to be you. Still very creepy. I don’t know what I’d do if I had s many people pretending to be me. So yeah. Not trying to turn this back on you or anything, I’d just like proof that I’m actually talking to my uncle.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 3:57pm Firstly, I am aware of the impostors on Facebok; rest assured I am the real deal. I informed you that a year ago at grandpa’s funeral, I gave your father something close to me that I wanted you to have. Another detail Only I know is the weekend your grandpa and I traveled to your house one weekend to try to visit you all, with gifts. Y’all were not at home; we left the gifts with your next door neighbors for them to give to y’all for us. An angel from grandpa and squinkles with a display from me. I have not received the photo yet, but I am still watching my mailbox.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 7:44pm I believe you, I can’t see what people would get out of lying to me, especially considering I was looking for you and not the other way round But my friends are saying that maybe you’re a fake account. They said that maybe you didn’t accept my friend request because I’d more easily be able to tell it’s a fake if you did. I’m not sure though. You do know a lot. I trust you, but anybody can make a fake account and not add me and make me think it’s them. Sorry, I was talking to daddy and friends about this. Dad told me just to be careful online because I could get involved with internet weirdoes and my friends say the same thing. Please don’t think I’m saying you ARE fake because I cannot know either way. ):

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: October 2 Time: 7:25pm It’s mutually understandable.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 12:05pm Good (: Hey I was wondering if you knew of any costume sale websites? Just a longshot but I’m asking everyone. Halloween is coming up and I’m trying to get a costume together for Trick Or Treat. Do you know Super Mario? (The game, not in person lololol) I want to dress as the princess for Halloween but it’s not spooky enough. What do you think, should I go as the princess, or get together a monster suit? (Raaargh! (: )

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 1:21pm How about a zombie princess?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: October 4 Time: 4:29pm That’s such a great idea! And my friends can be Zombie Mario and Zombie Luigi! Thanks for an awesome idea!

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: October 6 Time: 9:31pm Are you dressing up for Halloween?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: October 7 Time: 6:41am For the Zombie Princess I would recommend some facial makeup and paint: go a bit gorey with grey skins rip your outfit a bit. Be a princess who was whisked through time forward to an appocalyptic time: bitten and infected: her soul stayed and brought a rule over the zombie hoard in that region.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: October 8 Time: 2:43pm Wow, you put a lot of thought into that.You should write fiction. Good idea.Do you know of any good non-toxic face/body paint.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: October 8 Time: 5:14pm No, but I think a cosmetic specialist can point you in the right direction.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: October 8 Time: 5:33pm Thaaaanks! (:

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 10:35am If you want me to speak to daddy for you, I will

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 10:41am Why are you being bullied so much?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 11:17pm You can talk to him about it if you wish. I created Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville: I have artistic talent etc. Trolls have been terrorizing me for near five years now; they got shit on me from me from hacking my online stuff, blackmail, a bunch of other s***. Whatever their reasons: jealousy, boredom, desire for “more content”, being vicious, cruel, mean, their own family and life problems…. They got me, because I was weaker then, easy to deceive and trick: now I know better and I am stronger from the past experiences. They continue to pester me for new “content”: trying to break me further, emotionally and mentally, than they already have. All I have to keep me calm now is my mother, dog, God and Jesus, and my hobbies. *sigh*

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 1:21am That’s terrible! Now I understand your wall posts and photo comments. It’s insane how people like this can even exist. What’s Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville? You created them? Is it like a cartoon or something?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 12:22pm Did you do something to piss these guys off, or did they just start attacking you for no reason?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 12:43pm Cartoon, yes. They started attacking me originally for the “Lulz”; laughs at other people’s expenses, or something like that.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 12:43pm Wow, I had no idea you were a cartoonist. That’s really cool. Is it like animated or whatever?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 2:55pm Home drawn, colored and written comic books.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:40pm Awesome. I’d love to see your comics some time! Do you still make comics/draw?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Friday Time: 4:00pm Glad you had a good day. I was worried because your recent posts have been negative. Hope everything is good, Uncle Chris! I tried calling home to speak to my dad but he didn’t answer. I keep forgetting about the time difference lol I will try again tomorrow ):

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 4:45am Actually, that recent post of mine is bait for the Trolls; a friend of mine’s account was recently hacked into, and I made up that post to confirm rather or not the trolls are still able to get into my Facebook or not.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 4:57am Oh, so you didn’t have a good day? ): Does that mean you were banned from the mall?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 4:59am No comment on the issue.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:00am Well I’m sorry things haven’t been going well, Uncle Chris. ):

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:00am Good news, the trolls have been confirmed to be blocked out once again. -

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:02am good job Did your status trick work?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:05am Also, I would like to apologize to you, sweetie; with recent events, I had theorized you to be a troll in disguise, and shifting the blame onto Anna. And now that this has passed, and you have proven yourself on the good behavior, I now have total faith that I am indeed speaking with my one Niece. (: I will be communicating with you more soon with getting to know you better messages. TTYL

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:06am Whos Anna? Oh you’re going? Okay. Talk to you later Uncle Chris.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Saturday Time: 5:39am I would say as long as you are careful and decline all people you do not know, you will very likely be safe.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Saturday Time: 5:45am In your next message, please tell me about yourself; how old are you, how tall are you, your eye color, favorite color, and other things that interest you. I am 30, 5’10’’, left is blue and right is green, (Crayola’s) Battery-Charge Blue, and I like fun shows and movies, video games, Lego building, arts and crafts; I get out and walk a lot daily, and I care a lot about my family and friends (but I could do with more friends my age range (mostly female)).

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Saturday Time: 5:51am I would also be interested in reading what you can tell me about your dad, mom and Carol. Like how often do they think of our father (your grandpa) (before and after his passing). How do they feel about me as a sibling and a person? And what HAS Carol been up to, because dad was always concerned about Carol, because none of us knew what was going on with her. Last any of heard, she was working in DC with the government with her PhD in Mathematics.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Saturday Time: 6:23am Yes, I have sculpted a number of things, I have needleworked, paper mache clay, etc. I have taken a great number of art classes in my lifetime. I have drawn over ten comic books. I would be very interested in seeing your art. As for mine, I have loads of photograph images of my work, and most of them are on my life DVD in the slideshow (made it on my 25th birthday; I will have to make and send a copy to you if I have not done so to your father already. A lot of people can be creative, but it does depend on their skill set. At least reading and writing are still being taught in the public school. ):

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Saturday Time: 6:32am Currently, I have been care taking and running a number errands for my mother, and we enjoy our two beagles, although they can be mischievous sometimes; they are mostly good and behave well. I am in and out of the house daily, and it does get really stressful mentally. I am a thinker as well, but I have to take my time often to think, because I have retarded moments. It is a bother. I am High-Functionally Autistic so my socializing abilities are stifled as well, although I was better at socializing during my middle and high school days. I often wish I could travel back to 1999 and re-route my future for the better. Since I moved back to Ruckersville from Midlothian, it was mostly downhill for me socially and emotionally.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Saturday Time: 6:38am But I digress. So you are in New York and traveling; now I understand your time zone dilemma better. I have wanted to visit NYC to visit the Pokemon Center, now known as a Nintendo Store. I like Pokemon. I have been playing the video game and the Trading Card Game since the Red/Blue/Yellow Generation I ‘8. I was also in the TCG League for years, and I am thinking about starting up a New League in C-Ville but I am having a spot of trouble locating a number associated with my POP ID: I contacted Tech Support about that. Tell me, Sweetie, why are you currently traveling the states instead of being at home with your folks and going to school? TTYL, Stay Safe and have a good day.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Sunday Time: 1:45pm Well I had pretty good grades in school, so my parents weren’t too annoyed when my friend invited me along to NYC. When I get back, I’ll either return to school or find alternate education. Consider it a break for doing so well (: Besides I’m almost an adult, life would absolutely suck if I spent all my time with my parents. I love them but it would be pretty lame if I hung out with them lol. I do have a life. So what’s stopping you from going to NYC? Sounds like you’d really love it here.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Sunday Time: 3:04pm Stopping me from traveling: lack of funds, responsibilities here at home; autism enforcing routine after routine in life (look it up on autism.org or Wikipedia), and I think I would not be able to last long there. “Nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there”. I insist you to go back to school, finish your education and earn your diploma; life “free and wild” is okay in fair does, but Knowledge IS Power, and I would not want to see you bad off from learning the wrong things alternatively or not being able to make new friends in a good public setting such as in a school. I describe myself a bit there: I feel uncomfortable in a large crowd setting like at a concert or out in the open like on the mall; I would feel better in a smaller area, such as a waiting room at an office or something, with a small amount of people, and where it is more quiet, controlled and peaceful. Do you understand what I am saying, Sweetie?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Sunday Time: 3:18pm Oh, like I said I fully intend to continue my education, whether that’s school or a form of alternative education. But there’s truth to the saying that true knowledge comes from living and experiencing. Not everything can be taught from a book. If people didn’t live and experiment and do something with their lives, then there would be nothing to put in a book anyway, lol. Thank you for your concern but I have my entire life to worry about that. I have studied hard for a good few years and almost got straight As, so right now I’m just regaining my sanity with a bit of rest and relaxation (: Just because I’m taking a small break from school doesn’t mean all my friends will disappear either. They’re my friends, it’s not like they only exist AT school. If I only saw my friends at school and not outside, then they wouldn’t really be my friends, would they? And I do understand what you’re saying. Even I feel uneasy in big crowds. I can handle it sure, and sometimes it’s good, but there are a lot of times when I just want to retreat to my room with a nice book and shut the world out for a while (: Oh, and I know about autism. It’s not exactly something mysterious. It’s pretty much well understood these days. Still, a lot of lifes’ best moments come from breaking your routine even if it is hard. I had an autistic boyfriend when I was 13. He reacted badly to new situations but once he’d gotten used to them he was happier than I’d ever seen him. But yes. I understand, and I’m sorry to hear about your situation. What do you do for a living? Like job-wise?

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: Tuesday Time: 4:49pm Wow, your latest status is really angry. What’s wrong? ):

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:25am Yesterday was just a bad day for me; Mondays usually are; just another re-ranting about my tyrant adversary. Yes, the experiences do count towards a greater knowledge, and book learning still leads to the option of learning for yourself. I am currently unemployed; it is online-common-to-the-trolls knowledge that I get social security income. With the tainted, greatly dirty reputation the Trolls have taken out of context and twisted into great exaggeration and lies, every time I try to apply for a job, my BG check is bad and I never have been able to get hired. Send me an email to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, with your name in the subject, so I can learn your email address, and I will send you the scans of my pages.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 5:40am If you don’t want to wait for the DVD, and I put this with regret, the trolls got a copy of my DVD wrongfully, by posing as an old girl friend of mine and conning me out of it. And they have uploaded the individual videos onto their YouTube account, “The Cwcville Library” (Unofficial and Lucritious if you ask me). I will have to type you the list of the official videos from my DVD from start t finish, so you don’t pull up the wrong ones. In total, it is over six hours in vintage content. That is a shame of the lost Drive, but you still have all of the original artworks in your collection; even in the digital age, I feel it is still very valuable and required for personal references to keep a Paper Trail of most to every things. If I may ask, have you been using your phone to access the Internet as well? I use an iPhone 4, 8 GB; works great, especially with the occasional upgrades. Feel free to call me and leave a message at (434)-760-0848; I screen my calls, so if you call me, please inform me of the number of your cell phone of which you will be calling me from. I am feeling better today, (: So you Stay Safe and have yourself a good day, Sweetie.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 7:05am Another little thing, I called your home recently, and I get from the machine, “Hello. No One is available”. I miss your message from last year, “Hi, you’ve reached the home of the Chandlers with our pets,” something and something; I forgot the names of your pets. What were their names? That message was more welcoming and friendly than this years.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 7:07pm OMG! I have absolutely no doubt in my mind about you after seeing the photos you have just added, (: I highly recommend that you set ALL of your photographs to Friends Only, because I would really hate for someone to get them and use them to their own evil will, like pretending to be you or whatever. The Trolls would have a field day if they got your photos. Friends Only; NOT Public. Thank you for uploading them.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 4:18pm Oh, Cut the Crap, Impostorous Troll! I Know who you really are. I have read your full confession on your Forum. I am not falling for your tricks anymore.

−−−−−Original Message−−−−− Date: ??? Time: 4:26pm Go ahead and enjoy your fleeting moment of glory; Share the Whole Bunch of Messages there were between us in the one-sided conversation with your fellow Trolls. I only pray God and Jesus will forgive you, but should they not, I pray there is a very hot seat of lava waiting for your damn ass in Hell. Sent from Camelot, VA