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I'm [[naive|young at heart]]. I'm currently writing a [[comic]] book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit [[Autism|shy]], but I would enjoy the company of [[Boyfriend-free girl|a beautiful girl]] who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone. | I'm [[naive|young at heart]]. I'm currently writing a [[comic]] book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit [[Autism|shy]], but I would enjoy the company of [[Boyfriend-free girl|a beautiful girl]] who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone. | ||
I graduated from [[Manchester High School|high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I am doing very well at [[PVCC]]. A lot of [[ | I graduated from [[Manchester High School|high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I am doing very well at [[PVCC]]. A lot of [[JERKS|men]] make false promises to their girlfriends, but [[List of Chris's lies|I am totally different.]] When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise [[Monthly tugboat|care]], [[Women's rights|respect]], [[Chris and death|empathy]], and [[Chris and anger|love]]. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them. | ||
I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing [[Chris and Hypocrisy|done to me]], and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me. | I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing [[Chris and Hypocrisy|done to me]], and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me. | ||
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Looking for: [[gal pal|New friends]], Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, [[PandaHalo|Long-distance penpals]], [[Hanky panky|Casual sex]]}} | Looking for: [[gal pal|New friends]], Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, [[PandaHalo|Long-distance penpals]], [[Hanky panky|Casual sex]]}} | ||
OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, race | OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, and race, all of which Chris left blank. | ||
==ChrisCSonichu profile== | ==ChrisCSonichu profile== | ||
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris's profile image, recycled from his adventures as [[The Hook Cafe|direct2sex]].]] | [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris's profile image, recycled from his adventures as [[The Hook Cafe|direct2sex]].]] | ||
Chris's return to OkCupid started on 4 [[April 2009]] under the name "ChrisCSonichu. | Chris's return to OkCupid started on 4 [[April 2009]] under the name "ChrisCSonichu". This was a much more involved affair than his earlier profile, as Chris updated this profile frequently. These updates slowly changed the page from a badly written but largely benign profile into a violently insane, sex-obsessed manifesto about how awesome Chris is, and how hot girls should be having sex with him. This slow evolution from stupid and relatively innocent to stupid, filthy and deranged can be found in virtually every chronological thing Chris has ever made or done, but is perhaps most evident in his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. | ||
In the subsections below, editor's notes and translations are marked in Italics. | In the subsections below, editor's notes and translations are marked in Italics. | ||
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'''My favorite books, movies, music, and food''' | '''My favorite books, movies, music, and food''' | ||
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stein]]; "[[Mary Poppins]]" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of [[Chris and music|music]] (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken. | Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from [[R.L. Stine|R.L. Stein]]; "[[Mary Poppins]]" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of [[Chris and music|music]] (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, [[McDonald's|Grilled Chicken]]. | ||
'''The six things I could never do without''' | '''The six things I could never do without''' | ||
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'''Now in [[Spanish]]''' | '''Now in [[Spanish]]''' | ||
Yo soy [[Autism|autÃstico altamente funcionales]], y estoy un [[Virgin|virgen]] esperando por mi novia bonita. | Yo soy [[Autism|autÃstico altamente funcionales]], y estoy un [[Virgin with rage|virgen]] esperando por mi novia bonita. | ||
''English translation: I am an Autistic functioning at a high level, and I am a virgin searching for my pretty girlfriend.'' | ''English translation: I am an Autistic functioning at a high level, and I am a virgin searching for my pretty girlfriend.'' | ||
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'''The six things I could never do without''' | '''The six things I could never do without''' | ||
*(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/[[Sweetheart]]. | |||
*Sex | |||
*My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and [[List of Chris's games|all of my older consoles]]). | |||
*Sex | |||
*My [[Chris and his ego|creative genius]]. | |||
*[[Random Access Humor|Sex LOL]] | |||
*My good health. | |||
*My [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]; I'm nearsighted. | |||
'''I spend a lot of time thinking about''' | '''I spend a lot of time thinking about''' | ||
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'''The six things I could never do without''' | '''The six things I could never do without''' | ||
*(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/[[Sweetheart]]. | |||
*My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and [[List of Chris's games|all of my older consoles]]). | |||
*My [[Chris and his ego|creative genius]]. | |||
*My [[Health|good health]]. | |||
*My [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]; I'm nearsighted. | |||
*[[McDonalds|Food]]/[[Coca-Cola|Water]] | |||
'''I spend a lot of time thinking about''' | '''I spend a lot of time thinking about''' | ||
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===Fourth version=== | ===Fourth version=== | ||
As of February 2013, Chris's profile had been updated once again. The final version of this profile featured new references to [[tomgirl]]ism and a considerable de-emphasis on the importance of quick sex. Particularly notable about this update was the addition of a new photo, showing Chris to have a [[Chris and health|sickly blue complexion]], thinning and receding uncut hair, and worsening [[obesity]]. This apparent decline in health is hardly surprising, considering Chris' sedentary lifestyle and gratuitous consumption of [[McDonald's]]. | As of February 2013, Chris's profile had been updated once again. The final version of this profile featured new references to [[tomgirl]]ism and a considerable de-emphasis on the importance of quick sex. Particularly notable about this update was the addition of a new photo, showing Chris to have a [[Chris and health|sickly blue complexion]], thinning and receding uncut [[hair]], and worsening [[obesity]]. This apparent decline in health is hardly surprising, considering Chris' sedentary lifestyle and gratuitous consumption of [[McDonald's]]. | ||
Also of note is Chris' insistence that all potential dates "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS", a mantra he has repeated on his [[Facebook]] profile and even in personal correspondence, referring people who wish to know more about him to the [[CWCki]] while simultaneously instructing them to IGNORE ALL DEROGATORY CONTENT. Obviously, Chris had failed to realize the paradoxical effect of preemptively instructing people to ignore anything bad they may read about him, only serving to further interest in his autistic antics. Also, in this version of the profile, Chris removes all of the existing Spanish text, perhaps having realized his [[Attraction Sign|list of demands]] to which his heartsweet must conform precludes Hispanic women. | Also of note is Chris' insistence that all potential dates "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS", a mantra he has repeated on his [[Facebook]] profile and even in personal correspondence, referring people who wish to know more about him to the [[CWCki]] while simultaneously instructing them to "IGNORE ALL DEROGATORY CONTENT". Obviously, Chris had failed to realize the paradoxical effect of preemptively instructing people to ignore anything bad they may read about him, only serving to further interest in his autistic antics. Also, in this version of the profile, Chris removes all of the existing Spanish text, perhaps having realized his [[Attraction Sign|list of demands]] to which his heartsweet must conform precludes Hispanic women. | ||
{{collapsible|Profile text of the fourth version| | {{collapsible|Profile text of the fourth version| | ||
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==LevelUpKing profile== | ==LevelUpKing profile== | ||
[[File:LevelUpKing okcupid profile screenshot 8 jul 2014.jpg|thumb|Screencap of the profile.]] | [[File:LevelUpKing okcupid profile screenshot 8 jul 2014.jpg|thumb|Screencap of the profile.]] | ||
In July 2014, a [[CWCki Forums]] member found yet another OkCupid profile that Chris created.<ref> | In July 2014, a [[CWCki Forums]] member found yet another OkCupid profile that Chris created.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-okc-profile.4193/ (archive: https://archive.ph/rLTq9)</ref> A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|chat with an anonymous friend]] indicates that it had been set up by a [[gal pal]] by 28 June, and that Chris was so shy and incompetent that he depended on other friends to find and screen potential dates. He asked one male acquaintance to actually begin "flirty" conversations with them. | ||
In this iteration of the profile, Chris at first comes off markedly saner than last time, having opted to substitute horrifying [[Honest Content]] with embellishments and outright lies about himself, such as claiming he enjoys recreational walking. However, despite the façade of the profile being less terrifying than in previous iterations, Chris's usual brand of aggressive insanity can be found if one scratches the surface. | In this iteration of the profile, Chris at first comes off markedly saner than last time, having opted to substitute horrifying [[Honest Content]] with embellishments and outright lies about himself, such as claiming he enjoys recreational walking. However, despite the façade of the profile being less terrifying than in previous iterations, Chris's usual brand of aggressive insanity can be found if one scratches the surface. | ||
For instance, in this edition of the profile he makes no mention whatsoever of neither his habit of crossdressing nor his motivation for doing it (hinting at it through his "fashion, | For instance, in this edition of the profile he makes no mention whatsoever of neither his habit of crossdressing nor his motivation for doing it (hinting at it through his "fashion", as if that were in any way indicative). This, at first, presents a saner picture than before, but a quick foray into the horrifying "Photos" section reveals his tomgirlish ways [[Tomgirl Pictures|ad nauseam]], something for which his "heterosexual male" profile provides no explanation whatsoever. This makes him look like a complete lunatic. | ||
The profile consists of many other embellishments and lies--Chris claiming that he is good at "anything art related | The profile consists of many other embellishments and lies--Chris claiming that he is good at "anything art related", has a huge imagination, cares deeply for his family, etc. He implies he is the head of his household, claiming to be "looking after" Barb and the pets, the [[tugboat|reasoning]] for which is conspicuously absent. One thing which has carried over from previous profiles is his demand that women verify their identity to him, Chris proclaiming that an "immediate" real-life meeting with him is "Mandetory". | ||
There are other notable omissions - partial and total - besides Chris's tomgirlism. Chris's mentions of [[Legos]] is fairly sparse considering that when he wrote the profile he was slavishly addicted to them and spending literal thousands of dollars on sets (although unbeknownst to Chris, a 32-year-old man mentioning Legos at all would be fairly damning). Chris makes no mention whatsoever of his current [[Rental House|living situation]]. As in the fourth version of his previous profile, Chris does not attempt any Spanish in this edition, although he still claims dubiously to be "okay" at it (as well as [[Chris and English|"fluent" in English]]). His [[Attraction Sign|obligatory list of things his partner must be or have]] is partially omitted; it is truncated in his main profile in this version, but it can be pieced together in all its glory by perusing the [[List of OkCupid Answers|1,333 personality questions]] he answered. | There are other notable omissions - partial and total - besides Chris's tomgirlism. Chris's mentions of [[Legos]] is fairly sparse considering that when he wrote the profile he was slavishly addicted to them and spending literal thousands of dollars on sets (although unbeknownst to Chris, a 32-year-old man mentioning Legos at all would be fairly damning). Chris makes no mention whatsoever of his current [[Rental House|living situation]]. As in the fourth version of his previous profile, Chris does not attempt any Spanish in this edition, although he still claims dubiously to be "okay" at it (as well as [[Chris and English|"fluent" in English]]). His [[Attraction Sign|obligatory list of things his partner must be or have]] is partially omitted; it is truncated in his main profile in this version, but it can be pieced together in all its glory by perusing the [[List of OkCupid Answers|1,333 personality questions]] he answered. | ||
OkCupid generates a chart based on a user's answer to personality questions, in order to compare them to other users on the site. Chris was determined to be "more morally conventional, | OkCupid generates a chart based on a user's answer to personality questions, in order to compare them to other users on the site. Chris was determined to be "more morally conventional", "[[Chris and religion|more spiritual]]", "[[Chris and art|more artsy]]", "more sloppy", "worse mannered", "[[Chris and sex|less sex driven]]", "[[Barbara Chandler|less independent]]", "[[Chris and remorse|less compassionate]]", "[[Love Quest|less experienced in love]]", "[[Chris and his Ego|less arrogant]]", "[[Chris and reality|less scientific]]", and "less experienced in life" than the average OkCupid user. | ||
The profile was mostly unused by September, for [[trolls|mysterious reasons]]. By this time, however, the account had already netted him [[Catherine]], so he wasn't too concerned. | The profile was mostly unused by September, for [[trolls|mysterious reasons]]. By this time, however, the account had already netted him [[Catherine]], so he wasn't too concerned. | ||
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Speaks: [[Chris and English|English]] (Fluently), [[Spanish]] (Okay) | Speaks: [[Chris and English|English]] (Fluently), [[Spanish]] (Okay) | ||
}} | }} | ||
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==LevelUpQueen profile== | ==LevelUpQueen profile== | ||
[[File:Chris enema.jpg|thumb|A new photo added to those above. Look at the foreground.]] | [[File:Chris enema.jpg|thumb|A new photo added to those above. Look at the foreground.]] | ||
As Chris's "relationship" with [[Catherine]] came to an end, he renewed his online [[Love Quest]] in [[December 2014]] with a new profile which included changes to reflect his new gender identity. With his name changed to "LevelUpQueen" (which required a fee to OkCupid), he declared himself both a "Lesbian Transwoman" and a "man looking for women. | As Chris's "relationship" with [[Catherine]] came to an end, he renewed his online [[Love Quest]] in [[December 2014]] with a new profile which included changes to reflect his new gender identity. With his name changed to "LevelUpQueen" (which required a fee to OkCupid), he declared himself both a "Lesbian Transwoman" and a "man looking for women". Further muddying the waters, he claimed that he would "work best" for straight, bi, and lesbian women. He stressed he wanted an "open relationship" and was interested in a "menage a trois". He also seemed to have a more open attitude towards friendship; instead of looking for "girls who like guys", he was now looking for "everybody", and he also stated dubiously that he would be interested in meeting married women for "friendship". Other than these new features, the profile was very similar to the LevelUpKing incarnation. | ||
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'''My Self-Summary''' | |||
<nowiki>**Looking to be in an open relationship**</nowiki> | <nowiki>**Looking to be in an open relationship**</nowiki> | ||
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I am a very proud LGBTQ Rights supporter, and would be an activist if the event is local. I also like to attend local Pride Festivals and such events. | I am a very proud LGBTQ Rights supporter, and would be an activist if the event is local. I also like to attend local Pride Festivals and such events. | ||
'''I’m looking for''' | '''I’m looking for''' | ||
Everybody | Everybody | ||
Ages 23–32 | Ages 23–32 | ||
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For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex | For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex | ||
'''What I’m doing with my life''' | '''What I’m doing with my life''' | ||
Taking care of my mother and pets. | Taking care of my mother and pets. | ||
'''I’m really good at''' | '''I’m really good at''' | ||
Anything art related. I'm also pretty good at video games. | Anything art related. I'm also pretty good at video games. | ||
'''The first things people usually notice about me''' | '''The first things people usually notice about me''' | ||
My fashion. ;) | My fashion. ;) | ||
'''Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food''' | '''Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food''' | ||
Movies: tied for #1, Mary Poppins and My Little Pony - Equeatria Girls. #2: The Lego Movie. #3: Yellow Submarine. Meet Me In St. Louis, Singin' in the Rain, On the Town, and other musicals. | Movies: tied for #1, Mary Poppins and My Little Pony - Equeatria Girls. #2: The Lego Movie. #3: Yellow Submarine. Meet Me In St. Louis, Singin' in the Rain, On the Town, and other musicals. | ||
TV Shows: My Little Pony (all generations), Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Fraiser, Keeping Up Appearances, Daria, Sailor Moon and other anime. | TV Shows: My Little Pony (all generations), Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Fraiser, Keeping Up Appearances, Daria, Sailor Moon and other anime. | ||
Music: I like most types of music, including Pop, Jazz, Rock and Classic. Artists: Britney Spears, Katy Perry, the Beatles and others. | Music: I like most types of music, including Pop, Jazz, Rock and Classic. Artists: Britney Spears, Katy Perry, the Beatles and others. | ||
'''The six things I could never do without''' | '''The six things I could never do without''' | ||
No particular order. My iPhone, Lego collection and creations, video games, my family of mother, 2 beagles and cat, my artworks, my future sweetheart and children (still yet to be determined). | No particular order. My iPhone, Lego collection and creations, video games, my family of mother, 2 beagles and cat, my artworks, my future sweetheart and children (still yet to be determined). | ||
'''I spend a lot of time thinking about''' | '''I spend a lot of time thinking about''' | ||
How I can improve my life and future. | How I can improve my life and future. | ||
'''On a typical Friday night I am''' | '''On a typical Friday night I am''' | ||
At home, minding my small family, piddling with my Legos, watching a flick, playing a video game or whatever. And definitely Feeling lonely for an eligible woman to be my Sweetheart, closest friend and Future Wife. | At home, minding my small family, piddling with my Legos, watching a flick, playing a video game or whatever. And definitely Feeling lonely for an eligible woman to be my Sweetheart, closest friend and Future Wife. | ||
'''The most private thing I’m willing to admit''' | '''The most private thing I’m willing to admit''' | ||
I have been emotionally hurt a lot before, and I am reasonably paranoid of others, especially online. Which is WHY it is Mandetory for it to be immediate in person, meeting with me. | I have been emotionally hurt a lot before, and I am reasonably paranoid of others, especially online. Which is WHY it is Mandetory for it to be immediate in person, meeting with me. | ||
'''You should message me if''' | '''You should message me if''' | ||
YOU Make the First Move and Ask ME Out, Please. | YOU Make the First Move and Ask ME Out, Please. | ||
And if you are truly caring, compassionate and understanding, confident, honest, smoke-free, and you MUST be willing to Meet In Person IMMEDIATELY (most preferably) or ASAP. | And if you are truly caring, compassionate and understanding, confident, honest, smoke-free, and you MUST be willing to Meet In Person IMMEDIATELY (most preferably) or ASAP. | ||
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And I would be involved in a menage a trois only consisting of two women. | And I would be involved in a menage a trois only consisting of two women. | ||
'''My Details''' | '''My Details''' | ||
Orientation: Straight | Orientation: Straight | ||
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Job: Other | Job: Other | ||
Income: | Income: - | ||
Relationship Status: Single | Relationship Status: Single | ||
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Speaks: English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay) | Speaks: English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay) | ||
}} | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's first OkCupid profile] | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20090811174147/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's first OkCupid profile] | ||
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu Chris's second OkCupid profile] | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20140726143539/http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu Chris's second OkCupid profile] | ||
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LevelUpKing Chris's third OkCupid profile] | *[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LevelUpKing Chris's third OkCupid profile] [https://archive.is/pVsZ7 Archive] | ||
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LevelUpQueen Chris's fourth OkCupid profile] | *[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LevelUpQueen Chris's fourth OkCupid profile] | ||
{{The Internet}} | {{The Internet}} | ||
{{articleofthenow}} | |||
[[Category:Love Quest]] | [[Category:Love Quest]] | ||
[[Category:Websites]] | [[Category:Websites]] |
Latest revision as of 10:33, 15 April 2023
OkCupid, one of the more popular dating websites, matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OkCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. Like so many other dating websites before, Christian Weston Chandler joined this one with high hopes, and has renewed his profile many times, despite never successfully attracting anybody through it.
CWCSONICHU profile
Chris created his first OkCupid profile in late February 2009. He gave up on it quickly, and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of True and Honest love. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including "casual sex".
While mildly entertaining, this profile didn't last long; after a short time it was hacked by trolls. Fortunately, Chris would make more profiles in the future.
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OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, and race, all of which Chris left blank.
ChrisCSonichu profile

Chris's return to OkCupid started on 4 April 2009 under the name "ChrisCSonichu". This was a much more involved affair than his earlier profile, as Chris updated this profile frequently. These updates slowly changed the page from a badly written but largely benign profile into a violently insane, sex-obsessed manifesto about how awesome Chris is, and how hot girls should be having sex with him. This slow evolution from stupid and relatively innocent to stupid, filthy and deranged can be found in virtually every chronological thing Chris has ever made or done, but is perhaps most evident in his Sonichu comics.
In the subsections below, editor's notes and translations are marked in Italics.
First version
The earliest saved version we have of Chris's page is relatively harmless. Chris makes an ass of himself in two languages, and refers to himself as a creative genius, but on the whole there's nothing too outlandish. Unfortunately, this simple, placid version of the profile was the calm before the storm.
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Second version
Over the course of several edits, Chris's profile eventually a distinct second form. All references to childish things, such as LittleBigPlanet and Sonichu had been removed, and replaced with things Chris thought of as "manly" like Guitar Hero. The sheer importance that women meet him "in person" became more and more emphasized with every edit, as well as constant references to how much he needs sex as soon as humanly possible. The legendary Third Date is completely foregone in favor of Chris getting precious China on his very first encounter with a woman, and requirements were added demanding that in-person contact must be had no later than two days after the first online contact. Despite his attempts to avoid embarrassing himself with his profile, Chris still misspelled the name of his alma mater, referring to it as "Piedmong Valley Community College".
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Third version
The only interim change between the first and final versions of this page is Chris's most private thing, where he briefly stated in English that he was an autistic virgin.
“ | I am high-functioning autistic, and I am a virgin; do not be afraid of me nor judge me. I've conquered most of my autistic traits (more of which can be learned on wikipedia or on autism.org) | ” |
Chris, before expunging it from the record entirely. |
On or around June 12, Chris revisited his OKCupid entry and updated it briefly. Beyond an extra line, Chris added in a new section to the list. Prior to doing this, he had claimed he was leaving the internet.
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Fourth version
As of February 2013, Chris's profile had been updated once again. The final version of this profile featured new references to tomgirlism and a considerable de-emphasis on the importance of quick sex. Particularly notable about this update was the addition of a new photo, showing Chris to have a sickly blue complexion, thinning and receding uncut hair, and worsening obesity. This apparent decline in health is hardly surprising, considering Chris' sedentary lifestyle and gratuitous consumption of McDonald's.
Also of note is Chris' insistence that all potential dates "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS", a mantra he has repeated on his Facebook profile and even in personal correspondence, referring people who wish to know more about him to the CWCki while simultaneously instructing them to "IGNORE ALL DEROGATORY CONTENT". Obviously, Chris had failed to realize the paradoxical effect of preemptively instructing people to ignore anything bad they may read about him, only serving to further interest in his autistic antics. Also, in this version of the profile, Chris removes all of the existing Spanish text, perhaps having realized his list of demands to which his heartsweet must conform precludes Hispanic women.
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LevelUpKing profile
In July 2014, a CWCki Forums member found yet another OkCupid profile that Chris created.[1] A chat with an anonymous friend indicates that it had been set up by a gal pal by 28 June, and that Chris was so shy and incompetent that he depended on other friends to find and screen potential dates. He asked one male acquaintance to actually begin "flirty" conversations with them.
In this iteration of the profile, Chris at first comes off markedly saner than last time, having opted to substitute horrifying Honest Content with embellishments and outright lies about himself, such as claiming he enjoys recreational walking. However, despite the façade of the profile being less terrifying than in previous iterations, Chris's usual brand of aggressive insanity can be found if one scratches the surface.
For instance, in this edition of the profile he makes no mention whatsoever of neither his habit of crossdressing nor his motivation for doing it (hinting at it through his "fashion", as if that were in any way indicative). This, at first, presents a saner picture than before, but a quick foray into the horrifying "Photos" section reveals his tomgirlish ways ad nauseam, something for which his "heterosexual male" profile provides no explanation whatsoever. This makes him look like a complete lunatic.
The profile consists of many other embellishments and lies--Chris claiming that he is good at "anything art related", has a huge imagination, cares deeply for his family, etc. He implies he is the head of his household, claiming to be "looking after" Barb and the pets, the reasoning for which is conspicuously absent. One thing which has carried over from previous profiles is his demand that women verify their identity to him, Chris proclaiming that an "immediate" real-life meeting with him is "Mandetory".
There are other notable omissions - partial and total - besides Chris's tomgirlism. Chris's mentions of Legos is fairly sparse considering that when he wrote the profile he was slavishly addicted to them and spending literal thousands of dollars on sets (although unbeknownst to Chris, a 32-year-old man mentioning Legos at all would be fairly damning). Chris makes no mention whatsoever of his current living situation. As in the fourth version of his previous profile, Chris does not attempt any Spanish in this edition, although he still claims dubiously to be "okay" at it (as well as "fluent" in English). His obligatory list of things his partner must be or have is partially omitted; it is truncated in his main profile in this version, but it can be pieced together in all its glory by perusing the 1,333 personality questions he answered.
OkCupid generates a chart based on a user's answer to personality questions, in order to compare them to other users on the site. Chris was determined to be "more morally conventional", "more spiritual", "more artsy", "more sloppy", "worse mannered", "less sex driven", "less independent", "less compassionate", "less experienced in love", "less arrogant", "less scientific", and "less experienced in life" than the average OkCupid user.
The profile was mostly unused by September, for mysterious reasons. By this time, however, the account had already netted him Catherine, so he wasn't too concerned.
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Photos
Though his fashion choices have become Tomgirl-themed, Chris still clashes primary colours and looks like a clown.
A frightening photo where Chris looks like Barb when she was obese. Featuring the newest form of the Attraction Sign.
Presumably candid; Chris appears to be paranoid about something.
LevelUpQueen profile
As Chris's "relationship" with Catherine came to an end, he renewed his online Love Quest in December 2014 with a new profile which included changes to reflect his new gender identity. With his name changed to "LevelUpQueen" (which required a fee to OkCupid), he declared himself both a "Lesbian Transwoman" and a "man looking for women". Further muddying the waters, he claimed that he would "work best" for straight, bi, and lesbian women. He stressed he wanted an "open relationship" and was interested in a "menage a trois". He also seemed to have a more open attitude towards friendship; instead of looking for "girls who like guys", he was now looking for "everybody", and he also stated dubiously that he would be interested in meeting married women for "friendship". Other than these new features, the profile was very similar to the LevelUpKing incarnation.
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- Chris's first OkCupid profile
- Chris's second OkCupid profile
- Chris's third OkCupid profile Archive
- Chris's fourth OkCupid profile
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