List of OkCupid Answers

OkCupid determines match rankings between its users by asking them a series of questions, and determining how they answer. These questions are randomly assigned, and can be answered whenever the user feels like it. The user can select a single answer for themselves, and multiple answers that he or she would be okay with potential matches picking.

Due to the tireless efforts of Clyde Cash we have obtained archives of many of Chris's answers submitted for his latest OkCupid Profile. Chris's answer, and answers he would like potential mates to select. As is the norm with Chris, the answers vary from completely Honest, to untrue things that Chris genuinely believes, to complete lies that he thinks girls want to hear.

Chris's personal answers are underlined, and answers he would like girls to pick are in green. There is considerable overlap between the two.

Politics and Law

In a relationship I like to discuss politics with my partner.

• All the time!
• Sure. I'm interested in sharing our beliefs.
• Sometimes. It depends.
• Hardly. Politics are boring or personal.

Which of the following is the more appropriate penalty for rape?

• Death.
• Castration.
• Prison.
• Community service or less.

Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning?

• book burning
• flag burning

Should burning your country's flag be illegal?

• Yes
• No

Politically, which are more important to you right now?

• Social issues
• Economic issues
• I don't really care about politics

Relationships

How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?

• Very important
• Somewhat important.
• Not important.

Would you strongly prefer to date someone of your own skin color / racial background?

• Yes
• No

Most of all, I want to meet someone who deserves MY:

• trust.
• loyalty.
• admiration.
• gratitude.

If you inadvertently found a phone number in a partner's pocket, which would you do?

• Call the number to see whose it is.
• Openly ask what/who the number is for.
• Nothing, I would trust my partner.
• Nothing, my partner's privacy should be respected.

If you were in a serious relationship and you learned that your partner cheated on you one drunken night, could you forgive him/her?

• Yes, if he/she was sincerely sorry.
• No, never.
• It depends on the situation.
• I don't believe in monogomy.

If you were going to have a child, would you want the other parent to be of the same ethnicity as you?

• Yes.
• No.
• This would not be an important factor to me.

If you were in a long term relationship and your partner gained weight due to something like surgery recovery or childbirth, would you think less of them as a person?

• No, my partner's weight is irrelevant to me.
• No, my partner's health is what is most important.
• Not if they are willing to work hard and lose it.
• Yes, weight gain is so unattractive.

Would you ever stop dating someone based on a rumor you heard about them?

• Yes.
• Maybe, I'd give my date a chance to explain first.
• No.

What kind of fidelity (being faithful) is more important to you?

• Physical/Sexual.
• Mental/Emotional.
• Neither is important.
• Both are equally important.

If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid?

• Yes - I would mind this.
• No - This would not bother me.

Would you consider dating someone who dislikes children?

• Yes.
• No.

Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?

• Sure, no problem.
• Not thrilled, but go ahead.
• Not just no... HELL no!

If you were in a long-term monogamous relationship, would you consider your partner "open mouth" kissing someone else cheating?

• Yes
• No
• I'm Not Sure

Would you consider having an open relationship, where you can see other people?

• Yes
• No

If one of your potential matches was overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?

• Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
• Yes, but only if they were obese.
• No.
• No, in fact I prefer overweight people.

Would you avoid all contact with an ex if your current significant other asked you to?

• Yes, of course!
• No. This would be an unacceptable demand.
• Only if their justification seems reasonable.

Do you Google someone before a first date?

• Yes. Knowledge is power!
• No. Why spoil the mystery?

Would you--for any reason--read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permission?

• Yes, they shouldn't be keeping secrets anyway.
• Yes, I'd be too curious not to.
• Only if I suspected them of something.
• No, I'd trust them and that would be invasive.

Your significant other is traveling and has the opportunity to stay with a good friend that you know they find to be very attractive. What's your stance on the situation?

• It would be totally unacceptable.
• It might be ok, but I'd want to discuss it first.
• It's fine - I don't see any problem.
• It sounds sexy - Hopefully they'll hook up.

You get married. Five years later, you realize it was a mistake. Discussion and counseling haven't made a difference. You just don't love your partner anymore. He/she still loves you. You decide to:

• Keep trying. Marriage means commitment.
• Get a divorce. It'll be better for both of you.

How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?

• Totally willing!
• Hesitant, but would consider.
• I am not interested in meeting in person.

How much affection can you tolerate?

• Inifinite
• Most of it.
• A little bit.
• Get off me!!

How important is it to you to have your own unique "thing" (like a weekly Girls' Night Out or Guys' Movie Night) that you don't share with your partner(s)?

• Very - I need some ME time to be happy
• Sort of - I need friends outside of my partner
• Not much - I like sharing stuff with my partner
• I'd prefer not to have exclusive things

How long do you want your next relationship to last?

• One night
• A few months to a year
• Several years
• The rest of my life

How do you feel about falling in love?

• I love it and want it very much
• I try to avoid it
• I like to just let it happen
• I'm indifferent / not sure

Would you consider connecting with someone whose relationship status is 'seeing someone' or 'married'?

• Yes to both
• No to both
• Yes to 'seeing someone' only
• Yes to 'married' only

Which makes for a better relationship?

• Passion
• Dedication

Is it a requirement that you communicate with your significant other daily, in some way (phone, email, in person, etc.)?

• Yes, no matter what
• Yes, unless otherwise specified
• No, it's not necessary
• No, I'd prefer not to communicate daily

Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?

• Someone to come home to
• Someone to go out with
• Someone for tonight

How much can intelligence turn you on?

• Intelligence can turn me on a lot!
• Intelligence can turn me on a bit.
• Intelligence does nothing for me either way.
• Intelligence turns me off.

How long do your romantic relationships usually last?

• 0-6 months
• 6-12 months
• 12+ months
• I've never been in a relationship

Do you believe in monogamy?

• Yes
• No
• I'm Not Sure

Sex

I prefer to sleep ...

• Alone
• With my partner, but apart (not touching)
• Touching my partner
• Embracing / cuddling my partner

You're in a relationship/marriage and feel that you and your mate aren't having sex frequently enough. What do you do?

• Talk to them about it
• Try to spice things up. (Toys, fantasies, etc)
• Do nothing, but hope things change naturally.
• Cheat on them / Break up with them.

How willing would you be to try out new things sexually with a partner?

• Completely willing.
• Somewhat willing.
• Not at all willing.

Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are...

• Incredibly hot!
• Just having some girlish fun.
• Profoundly annoying.

How would you feel if your partner asked you to get tested for STDs before having sex with you for the first time?

• Positive (relieved, accepting, happy, or proud).
• Neutral.
• Negative (offended, annoyed, angry, or afraid).

You're in a romantic relationship with someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you'll have sex?

• 1-2 dates
• 3-5 dates
• 6 or more dates
• Only after the wedding

How important is it that a partner be capable of intelligent intercourse?

• Very important.
• Somewhat important.
• Not important.

Might you consider dating someone who confided to you that he/she had a sexually transmitted disease?

• Yes
• No

Ideally, how often would you have sex?

• Every day
• 3 to 4 times per week
• 1 to 2 times per week
• less than once per week

How open are you to trying new things in bed?

• Very open. I'll try anything once.
• I'm open, but I don't get too crazy.
• Hesitant, but it might happen.
• Not at all.

Do you like to cuddle?

• Yes.
• No.
• Sometimes - It depends.

Is contraception morally wrong?

• Yes
• No
• Depends on the kind

Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?

• Yes
• No

Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?

• Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong.
• Guy-on-guy is okay, but girl-on-girl is wrong.
• All same-sex relationships are wrong.
• It's all fine by me.

Faith and Religion

Are you Christian?

• Yes
• No

Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in public schools?

• Yes, students should hear both sides
• No, creationism has no place in public schools
• No, evolution has no place in public schools

Would you ever change your religion (or adopt one) because your significant other wanted you to?

• Yes
• No
• I'm Not Sure

Would you date an atheist?

• Yes
• No

How important is religion/God in your life?

• Extremely important
• Somewhat important
• Not very important
• Not at all important

Life and Death

How do you feel about kids?

• Kids are precious - they love me and I love them!
• They're okay, but keep the unruly ones at bay.
• God, how revolting. *shudder*
• I'm indifferent.

If your best friend began talking of suicide and asked you not to tell anyone, would you be willing to honor their request?

• Yes, it's their life to do with as they see fit.
• Yes, but I'd do my best to talk them out of it.
• No, I'd find help for them.

What is most appealing?

• Settling down with a family someday
• A life of singledom
• Living spontaneousy and in the moment

When a woman chooses to abort a pregnancy, should she be required to inform the father?

• Yes.
• No.
• Possibly, depending upon other factors.

If it comes to having children, would you prefer to adopt or to be one of the biological parents?

• I would rather be one of the biological parents.
• I would rather adopt.
• Either would be equally fine.
• Neither - I'd prefer to not have children at all.

When is suicide okay?

• Always.
• In special cases, such as to prevent suffering.
• Never.

Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?

• Yes
• No

To you, is abortion an option in case of an unwanted accidental pregnancy?

• Yes
• No

If you had to name your greatest motivation in life thus far, what would it be?

• Love
• Wealth
• Expression
• Knowledge

Are you happy with your life?

• Yes
• No
• Most of the time

Are you looking for a partner to have children with?

• Yes
• No

Would you ever consider adopting a child or being artificially inseminated on your own if you gave up on finding a life partner?

• Yes, and I'd keep dating
• Yes, and I'd dedicate myself to the child
• No, I wouldn't do it

If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find?

• Yes.
• No.
• Maybe a little bit.

Hygiene

How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

• Very damn important
• Important-ish
• Less important than you might think
• I just don't care.....at all

Does finding a long-term partner give you license to "let yourself go," (lower your standards of personal hygiene or appearance or gain large amounts of weight)?

• Yes, I preen only to attract a mate
• No, I do it for myself
• No, I want to make sure I hang on to him/her
• I have low standards in the first place

How frequently do you bathe or shower?

• At least once a day.
• Usually daily. I skip some.
• A couple times a week.
• Once a week or less.

How often do you brush your teeth?

• Twice or more a day
• Once a day
• Only on days I feel like it
• Rarely / never

Vices and Virtues

Do you ever feel the need to get really drunk?

• Often
• Sometimes
• Rarely
• Never

How often do you smoke cigarettes?

• At least one cigarette a day
• Once in a while / only when drinking / rarely
• Never

Do you consider yourself to be an honorable person?

• Yes, I always try to do the right thing.
• Sometimes, it depends on the situation.
• No, not really.
• Are you kidding? I lie, cheat , AND steal.

Are you careful with your money?

• Yes
• No

How often are you open with your feelings?

• Always
• Usually
• Rarely
• Never

Does smoking disgust you?

• Yes
• No

Rate your self-confidence:

• Very, very high
• Higher than average
• Average
• Below average

What's your deal with harder drugs (not marijuana)?

• I do drugs regularly.
• I do drugs occasionally.
• I've done drugs in the past, but no longer.
• I never do drugs.

Do you keep a budget (of your finances)?

• Yes
• No
• Sometimes

How often do you keep your promises?

• My word is my bond. No exceptions.
• Whenever possible
• Usually
• When convenient

What's your relationship with marijuana?

• I smoke regularly
• I smoke occasionally
• I smoked in the past, but no longer
• Never

Are you vegetarian or vegan?

• Yes
• No

Do you space out or daydream a lot?

• All the time
• Never / rarely
• Sometimes

Misc.

Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do?

• I'm an information sponge
• Sometimes
• As long as it works, who cares why?

Without using a dictionary or other tool, can you choose the commonly misspelled word? Don't cheat! It's okay if you don't know.

• 1. separate
• 2. definate
• 3. committee
• (Not sure / dumb question / who cares)

Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?

• Yes
• No

Do you have a problem with racist jokes?

• Yes
• No

Do you like to be read to aloud?

• Yes, it makes me happy.
• Only when I'm sick.
• Maybe when I was five.
• Nope.

Do you and your ideal significant other enjoy making sarcastic jokes at each other's expense, knowing that it's all in good fun?

• Yes! That's a personality trait we have to share.
• Sometimes, but not too much.
• No, sarcasm doesn't belong in a love relationship.
• I can't dish it out, but I'd take it, I guess.

Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?

• Good
• Interesting

What is your quest?

• To find true love.
• To find happiness.
• To find your fortune.
• To find the Grail.

How often do you meditate?

• Frequently.
• Rarely.
• Never.

Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?

• Starving children.
• Abused animals.
• Neither, both are good.
• Neither, they are equally bad.

How much influence or control do your parents have over your life?

• I am my own person.
• I consider their opinion but go my own way.
• I almost always do what my parents think is best.
• I always do what my parents say.

When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of:

• Good timing; they only land between calls
• Body materials that are insulated from current
• Not touching anything else at the same time
• They do get hurt; they just express it poorly

If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel?

• Good
• Bad

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...

• 89457
• 98547
• 89754
• 89547

Which of these is likely to make you more nervous?

• A promising first date
• An important interview

What is next in this series? 1, 4, 10, 19, 31, _

• 36
• 48
• 46
• Don't know / don't care / dislike this q

Gender roles ...

• Exist for good reason - Should not be questioned.
• Are undergoing a refreshing redefinition.
• Are irrelevant, outdated and unnecessary.

What is your back-up plan if you can't find a date on a Friday night?

• Call up a friend, go see a movie
• Hit the town solo: you never know what will happen
• Self-improvement: go to the gym or read a little
• Two words: drinking alone

Are you an aspiring actor/artist/writer or other creative type?

• Yes
• No

Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path?

• Yes
• No
• Only if no one is looking

Which is bigger?

• The earth
• The sun

To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?

• Romantic
• Foolish
• Creepy

2014 Answers

Main article: OkCupid#LevelUpKing Profile

In 2014, Chris provided new answers to hundreds of questions on his LevelUpKing profile.

ID	Question	Answer	Explanation
27852	Have you ever taken a shower with a partner?	No
61972	Do you play the devil's advocate?	Never.
26367	Is there at least one nude photo of you on the Net?	Yes
15637	Would you ever get on a motorcycle?	No
637	Have you ever had sex in a place where there was a high risk of being caught?	No, I don't think I could do it
1471	Do you believe reason is more important than emotions in solving problems?	No
19691	How would you say your self esteem is?	Low
24137	Are you willing to wear uncomfortable clothes to look good?	Usually yes	I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway).
168	The life of one of your fellow citizens is more valuable than the lives of ten foreigners.	True
546	Would you date a transgender person?	Yes	As long as she was born female and was still female (or a tomboy)
12832	Do you talk about your sex life with either of your parents?	Yes
21200	Is it morally right for society to allow parents of children too young to make their own decisions to deny them the medical attention they require for survival for religious reasons?	Yes, it is their child after all
205	Do you think bodily fluids are inherently gross?	Yes
323	How confident are you in your sexual abilities?	Not really confident
223	Do you believe that wealth in America is fairly distributed?	Yes
41564	To your knowledge, do people have an unusual or humorous nickname for you?	Yes, but I don't like it.	Damn Trolls call me fat and freaking dumb and stupid when I am NOT. UGH!!!
61598	Have you ever entered into a relationship out of desperation?	Yes.	And I am near desperate now.
18822	Hypothetically, and if the lack of either wouldn't affect your health, which would you give up?	Sex
16862	Beards: cool or ugly?	Ugly
8865	Are you currently employed?	No
22400	How many people have you kissed that are not related to you, in a more than friendly way?	0
13033	Would you ever consider dating a Buddhist?	Only if he/she was non-practicing
38202	"The best days of my life" are:	In my past.
358080	What is the most exciting thing about getting to know someone new?	Discovering your shared interests
61170	Has anyone ever accused you of being "high maintenance"?	Yes.
4018	Are you happy with your life?	No	Mainly because of being lonely from being single and PUBLICALLY Invisible.
20930	Rate your self-confidence:	Below average
24125	Do you believe contraception is morally wrong?	No
22021	Is your ideal match well-off financially (or at the very least someone who has high income potential)?	Yes, it's very important.
18547	Guys with facial hair…	Gross!
80	What's your deal with harder drugs (stuff beyond pot)?	I never do drugs.
12964	Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?	Yes	Would we feel comfortable that way in the longer run?
81812	Who is worse? A person in a committed relationship who cheats on their partner or a single person who leads someone in a relationship to cheat?	The single person who leads someone to cheat.
178	Which is bigger?	The sun
46563	Assume you have a homosexual friend who is the same gender as you. Would it bother you if they hugged you?	Yes.
43261	How much influence or control do your parents have over your life?	I almost always do what my parents think is best.
15742	How much do other people's opinions of you influence your decisions?	A lot
1138	Have you ever been to prison?	Yes	Wrongfully; I was found innocent, but the one overnight in the cell was emotionally scarring. The charge was minor and was dropped.
54127	Do you ever not feel like having sex because you feel too unattractive or too unappealing?	Yes, frequently.
1597	Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date?	Yes
375	Do you like going to the movies alone?	Yes
157	Do you have your own web page?	Yes
339	Do you like reggae music a lot?	Yes	It's okay
6155	Are you a snob about some things?	No
61444	Do you believe that alcoholism is a disease?	No.
46444	If you were searching profiles for a match on OkCupid, which do you think would influence you more?	The pictures.
6722	Which best describes your personal feelings about sports?	I don't watch or play sports.
212813	Which best describes your political beliefs?	Centrist
18212	How much do you usually tip a server who did a fine job?	10-15%
15037	If someone asked you, "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" would you know the answer right away?	Yes
32286	How do you feel about genetically modified foods?	No opinion/ don't know
18858	Should speech be...	Have some censorship	The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops).
66506	How important to you is a potential match's sense of humor?	Somewhat important.
213	Are some human lives worth more than others?	Yes
46643	On a global scale, which do you believe provides the greater hindrance to world peace and unity?	Economics.
85419	Which type of wine would you prefer to drink outside of a meal, such as for leisure?	White (such as Chardonnay, Riesling).
325	Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)?	Yes	Only if we needed a break from each other for a while.
53832	If after years of being with a partner, you found out that they could not have children and would not be willing to adopt, would you want to stay with them?	I'm not sure.
6545	Do you believe that some people can see a person's soul, just by staring into their eyes for a few moments?	Yes	Anything is possible.
64571	Do you think that wealthy nations have a responsibility to assist developing nations?	No.
6499	If I saw someone checking out my significant other, I'd feel:	protective / concerned
256	When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of:	Body materials that are insulated from current
185	Are you really into Anime (Japanese Animation) movies?	Yes
85076	What portion of your friends are citizens of a country other than your own?	None.
81873	Do you believe that the global flood (Noah's ark) actually happened?	Yes.
278	How good is your singing voice?	Very good
1815	Could you date someone who already has children from a previous relationship?	No
49	Which word describes you better?	Intense
15478	Do you like hickies?	Yes
29384	Would you allow your partner to kiss you after performing oral sex on you?	It depends.
49142	Do you store any of your physical possessions alphabetically?	Yes.
42776	Have you ever fired a real gun? For this question, pellet/BB/Nerf/paintball weapons do not qualify. If so, which most closely describes the deadliest type you have fired?	No.
48659	Would you consider having a serious relationship with an active porn star?	Yes.
123	Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background?	Yes
27915	Could you marry someone for a reason other than love (e.g. money, citizenship, sex, fame)?	Not sure / maybe
86366	Could you have respect for someone after having sex with them on the first meeting/date?	Maybe, depending upon the circumstances.
1119	Does your partner have to be an active reader?	Yes
2	Breast implants?	more cool than pathetic	It's their body.
221106	How often do you tweet?	Rarely
46301	Would you consider dating someone who is in the process of getting divorced?	No.
16931	Have you ever skinny-dipped?	No
42118	It's 2 AM. While driving home, you stop at an intersection with a red traffic light. After waiting over six minutes, it still hasn't changed to green. No one seems to be around. What do you do?	Find a legal way to reroute, avoiding the light.
50379	Imagine being all alone in the great outdoors, miles from anyone, with no communication device. Nobody knows where you are.	This is something I would avoid.
45303	Have you kept any old love letters from ex-lovers?	I've never gotten any to keep.
32493	If you could erase any pain from your past and substitute those moments with happiness, would you?	Yes, I'd rather not have those memories.
594	Can anything be made the subject of a joke?	No, some subjects should not be joked about.
19676	Do you feel obligated help your fellow human beings?	No	I like doing good when I can.
313640	Were you picked on a lot in school?	Yes
48649	Would you consider having a relationship with someone who is married, but no longer has sex with their spouse?	Yes.
898	Is it possible to have a true relationship, friend or otherwise, with someone you've never met in person?	No	ANYONE can be hiding behind the "Anon" of their monitor (damn Trolls and CyberBullies); Meeting in person ASAP is a must with me.
30455	Should drugs be legalized, regulated, and taxed?	No
13086	Would you date a single parent?	No
1172	Do you own any dice with more than six sides?	Yes
61443	At what age do children become old enough to spend several hours at home without the supervision of an adult or babysitter?	Eight to ten years old.
38435	Do you read fan fiction?	Yes.
209	Will you teach your children to believe in Santa?	No
85937	After sex do you clean up right away?	Yes.
1277	Is it okay for you to be irrational in making important life decisions?	Yes
6988	If someone sends you an e-mail (or has a profile) full of spelling and grammatical errors, are you less likely to talk to them?	No	Depends on the situation.
30384	How often do you wash your dishes?	When I run out of clean utensils.
58858	Would it bother you if a platonic friend touched you casually during a conversation?	Possibly, it would depend upon circumstances.
35990	Do you have any totally irrational fears, as in something that is extremely unlikely to happen or imaginary?	Yes	But within reason, especially from the real life actions of an Internet Troll or Cyber-Bully.
55760	How long would a relationship have to last before you would consider seeing a counselor to resolve problems?	Less than one year.
20818	Once you take a moral position, can anything be said or done to change your mind?	Maybe, but it would take a lot.
8414	Would you be excited to ride the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster?	No
40944	Do you have a checklist of mandatory traits that you absolutely require in any significant other?	Yes.
22195	Have you ever had a ghost or spirit around you and you could feel it?	Yes	My late father appears often in my dreams .
20889	What's your opinion of the phrase "making love" when it refers to sex?	It's no better or worse than any other.
15365	Do you often have strong opinions about the government?	No
18604	If you really liked someone, would you make an effort to clean up before s/he saw your place for the first time?	I'd clean up a little, I guess. It's only polite.
84437	Have you ever intentionally left a book in a public place, hoping someone else would pick it up and read it?	Yes.
538	Would you ever record a video of yourself having sex?	No
23193	Do you more often get angry with yourself or with other people?	Others
38223	Do you like to go clubbing?	Yes, I prefer to go with a date.
83646	Would you consider living with a partner who does not want any pets?	No.
31920	How do you feel about age differences in relationships?	I prefer someone younger
18663	Would you be willing to adopt a child?	No
44350	You're in a cabin and it is freezing cold. If you don't start a fire soon, you will surely die. You only have two flammable items for kindling. Which do you use to get the fire going?	The only copy of a great and important book.
1099	Are you smarter than most people?	No
12551	Do you, or have you ever, read a text book or technical manual for fun/pleasure?	No
36058	A friend has become homeless. Would you let them stay with you until they are back on their feet?	I'm Not Sure
7040	Which of these is wrong?	None of them! They're all correct!
465	If you dislike your food in a restaurant, do you typically send it back?	Yes
33306	If you were in a coma with little chance of recovery what would you like your significant other to do?	Don't pull the plug at all, a chance is a chance.
1497	Which would you rather choose: peace on Earth or loads of money?	Loads of money	Total peace around earth is impossible.
29652	When it comes to music, do you have a strong preference for male or female vocals?	Yes - female vocals.
65043	Do you own any sexy underwear?	Yes.
36666	Of these four educational subject areas, which is your favorite?	Mathematics
62140	Does it bother you when people are late?	Yes, always.
19931	Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are...	Incredibly hot!
20778	You're up against a nearly impossible challenge. Your ideal partner…	reminds you to be realistic
61830	Should cigarettes be illegal?	Yes.
83730	Do you know how to swim?	I am a swimmer
963	Is foreplay necessary for good sex?	No
31821	Do you think the government should limit big chain stores to give small businesses a chance?	Don't know/Don't care
55929	Historically, have you gone through periods of "forgetting about your friends" as you have become involved in romantic relationships?	I'm not sure.
30723	Which is the greatest compliment you could receive?	That you are beautiful/sexy/hot	ANY Compliment stated to me Directly, Sincerely and In Person with Eye Contact would be most appreciated. My self esteem has been low for a long while,
45158	If given the chance to vote on a law supporting assisted suicide, how would you cast your vote?	I'd vote against a law allowing assisted suicide.
28758	You read a personal ad and it is misspelled, with poor grammar and uncertain capitalization. Do you allow that to affect your opinion of the person?	No
20036	When deciding what is right and wrong you are:	more emotional
44354	Do you enjoy long camping trips? (longer than 3 nights)	I've never camped, but would like to.
1173	Are you more attracted to virgins?	Yes
70455	Have you ever randomly followed a stranger because you found them attractive?	Yes.
165651	Do you often have a hard time thinking of things to talk about?	Yes	It takes me while sometimes.
179268	Are you either vegetarian or vegan?	No
23132	Do you like to play drinking games?	No, I think they're cheesy/lame
13077	Would you date someone who has served considerable time in prison?	Yes
41653	Would you feel comfortable going away on a vacation by yourself?	No.
20212	Do you feel guilty or bad after having sex?	Sometimes
1688	Do you think you could still be genuinely happy if you weren't in a relationship with anyone?	No
132	Can you run a mile without stopping?	No
889	Do you prefer to pursue a potential partner, or for them to pursue you?	I'd rather be pursued.
39875	Which do you own more of?	Games.
85003	Do you have a strong sense of self?	I'm on the verge of finding myself.
44255	Would you consider dating a law enforcement officer?	No.	I F***ING LOATHE THE DAMN JERKOPS!!!!!!!
16359	Ivan P Pavlov (1849-1936) won a Nobel Prize for his work in	I don't know / I've never heard of him
351	Do you think you have ESP at all?	Yes	A little at least
50483	Do you consider astrology to be a legitimate science?	Yes.
32067	Would you date someone who is allergic to animal fur (e.g. cat, dog)?	I'm Not Sure
19997	Would you be friends with, or date, a nudist?	Only if they were attractive
23305	How many countries have you visited?	I have never left the country I live in now.
60100	Is astrological sign at all important in a match?	No
55	Does the idea of flipping a coin to make important life decisions appeal to you?	Yes
36622	Do you prefer to sleep with the lights on or off?	I like a little light.
19081	Do you live with your parent(s)?	Yes
46071	During conversation, do you gesticulate?	I'm not sure.
20161	The diamond dependent economy of West Africa causes civil wars and crimes against humanity. Should people consider this when purchasing or receiving an engagement ring?	I don't care
56606	How interested would you be in knowing the details of a partner's sexual history?	Very interested.
1128	Would you date someone who was already in a committed relationship with someone else?	Yes, but only if everybody knew.
79708	Have you ever purposely pretended to be ignorant about something you have knowledge of because you wanted to hear someone else explain it?	No.
42272	When you were a child, did you have an "imaginary friend"?	I'm not sure.
204	Which would you rather lose:	the ability to orgasm
48664	Have you ever seen a ghost?	Yes.	Or at least I felt like I may have.
32521	Do you ever date to avoid being alone?	Yes	I would if I COULD, but No Woman has asked me out while in public/in person.
19094	Ouija Boards - Cool or Crap?	Very cool!
23532	When you break up with someone, do you tell them the real reason(s) or do you try to let them down as easy as possible?	I've never been the dump-er
46927	Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of people?	Yes.
24630	You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long do you wait to call?	Eventually, when I feel like it...
341	Regardless of whether or not you smoke marijuana, do you think it should be legalized for adults?	No
409	A "shooting star" is a star that...	...burned out, and collapsed
19941	You're in a serious, monogamous relationship when your partner gets offered their dream job overseas for three years. They have decided that it's a chance they just can't pass up. Which of these choices is most appealing to you?	Maintaining a long-distance relationship
6640	Do you practice or believe in real magick, not to be confused with stage magic and parlor tricks?	Yes
30367	How soon would you meet your significant other's parents?	Right Away!	It is up to her.
477	Which is longer?	A kilometer
219	Gay marriage—should it be legal?	No
85310	Have you ever driven a motor vehicle over 100mph (161kph)?	No.
51197	When eating, do you generally eat the things you like most first or save them for last?	I eat the things I like most first.
78187	Do you have any interest in collecting coins?	Yes, I regularly check my change for rarities.
358084	Do you enjoy intense intellectual conversations?	Yes
70	Do you think homosexuality is a sin?	Yes
21411	Do you enjoy intellectual debates on topics like politics, religion, science or philosophy?	It's usually boring or annoying.
16153	What causes Earth's seasons?	Earth's distance from the sun
49093	Wearing socks with sandals is:	Perfectly fine.
32855	Underarms can be a hairy subject. How do you maintain your pits?	I shave consistently.
25908	If money were not an issue, would you have major cosmetic surgery on any part of your face or body?	Yes
13103	How big is your porn collection?	LARGE
82493	How do you dispose of your used chewing gum?	I swallow it.
58129	If you were forced right now to discover with absolute certainty one and only one of the following related to the future instance of your death, which would you choose to learn?	The day of the month.
294	Which is more important for a good match?	Having similar political beliefs	Similar interests
95830	Would you lie about how you met a person you were dating to please your parents? (Think: you met on OKC, but tell them you met through a friend)	Yes
60500	Has anyone ever accused you of being "too clingy"?	Yes.	But I have better self-control now.
48347	Do you think you could ever enjoy being humiliated as part of a sexual experience?	Yes
20745	From which medium are you most likely to find out about new news stories?	Radio
8038	If you want to get to the top of the stairs sooner, do you:	Go faster without skipping
86544	Which of the following has the biggest influence on your behavior?	Tradition, Faith, Upbringing, Heritage.
29859	What if you found out, just before the wedding, that the love of your life was sterile and unable to ever have kids?	Continue the wedding and not adopt
70863	Have you ever stayed up all night, until dawn, talking with someone you have just met?	No.
19069	Do you think politics have an impact on your everyday life?	I'm Not Sure
1436	Would you leave an otherwise perfect relationship if you found out your partner was interested in children sexually?	I'm Not Sure
35399	What's the gender distribution of the vocalists in your music collection?	Mostly female singers.
360	You are more romantic than most people you know.	False
19449	Have you ever gone white water rafting?	No, never
12605	Once you're intimate, how often would you and your significant other have sex?	Once or twice a week
63010	Do you have names planned out for future children?	Yes.
1235	Do you own any shiny or form-fitting clothing?	Yes
68818	If you hooked up with someone and a pregnancy unexpectedly resulted, would you feel that you should get married?	Yes.
18711	Have you ever cosplayed? (Dressed up as a comic/anime character)	Yes
23804	How do you feel about the Pro-Ana movement (anorexic women forming support groups to encourage each other in anorexia)?	I'm not sure	I would support it if it was towards Recovery, not the sad act.
44	Some religions are more correct than others.	True
44384	Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?	Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong.
60901	If you were really, really drunk, which of the following would you be more likely to do?	Complain to someone.
77017	Have you ever tracked someone down just to apologize for something that you did years before?	Yes.
30416	"Your a bitch!" What bothers you more about the above sentence? || They both bother me equally ||
24013	Consciousness is...	Spiritual - Soul, heart, spirit.
44145	Do people tend to turn to you for answers pertaining to subjects you know little about?	No.
43727	If your own toothbrush was not available, would you feel comfortable using a partner's toothbrush?	It depends on which partner.
19874	How long do your romantic relationships usually last?	0-6 months	I am not sure.
9417	Do you have a photographic memory?	Yes
42957	Do you use the word "ain't" in everyday conversation?	Yes
18758	Do you find that arguing with your significant other is arousing to you?	I'm Not Sure
1290	Do you feel like you're still hurting from something that happened to you a long time ago?	Yes
60388	Have you ever recited a poem that you did not write to someone as a means of expressing your mood or feelings?	Yes.
18299	Is exposure to sexuality damaging to the minds of children?	Yes
25294	Would you date someone who was currently in a relationship, knowing that you would "be a secret?"	Depends on the person.
45	Do you believe in ghosts?	Yes
218	Should prostitution be legal?	Yes, absolutely	Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to.
39673	What would you do if one of your favorite shirts lost a button?	Wear the shirt without the button.
16557	When you hear the name Dylan what is the first to come to mind?	Something or someone else / Nothing
97	Do you write poetry?	Yes
23696	When you are angry or frustrated, do you ever throw, smash, kick, hit inanimate objects (non-living things)?	Sometimes
45006	Imagine you have a significant other who reveals they have a video of a sexual encounter from a prior relationship and offers to show it to you. Would you want to see it?	Yes.
33043	Which do you prefer?	It depends / Don't make me choose!
62821	When sick, do you prefer the company of others or to be left alone?	I prefer company.
19885	Someone offers to give you $100 if you *don't* vote in the next national election. (for example, the US President) Do you take the money?	Yes
6506	Could you date a person who had a large imperfection (ex: mole, birthmark, etc.)?	I'm Not Sure
321556	How often do you masturbate?	A few times a month
16053	How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?	Totally willing!	Must meet ASAP or Immediately
27239	It's your first date with someone you recently met. At the end she/he says "I think I love you."	Sweet
50542	Have you ever yelled at the TV while watching sports?	No.
136	Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front of you?	No
55966	Imagine your first face-to-face meeting with someone you met online has just gone well, but lacked the spark of your prior online contact. Would you want a second meeting?	Yes.	I prefer to meet in person Immedtately or ASAP.
38336	Is making fun of someone for being thin any different from making fun of someone for being fat?	No.
499	Could you date someone who used anti-depressants?	Yes
47799	Which of the following would you most expect to determine from a first date?	Emotional compatibility.
366	When you're not in a serious relationship, what do you prefer?	Dating one person at a time
82108	You are unloading the dishwasher. You remove an item that seems entirely clean, except for one long hair caked to the surface of it. What do you do?	Wash the item by hand.
52868	Have you ever written a screenplay or stage play?	No, neither.
71222	Your cell phone rings while you are having a conversation with a friend. You:	See who's calling and decide if you'll answer.
26525	Can overweight people still be sexy?	Yes
49660	How many pictures of family and friends do you carry with you in your purse or wallet?	None.
18692	Do you have an ex that you would really like to date again?	No
70095	Which is worse: Obesity or anorexia?	Both are equally bad.
50923	At the movies, do you stay for the credits?	Sometimes.
17582	How are your teeth?	Okay
164	Do you wear a suit to work (or female equivalent)?	No
40570	Is it more important to you that you are tactful, or truthful?	Truthful
18775	A person you're interested in attempts to cook a romantic meal for you. After tasting a bit of it, you notice it hasn't been cooked completely. What do you do?	Tell him/her the food needs to cook a little longe
57718	Immediately after having sex with a partner, which of the following sounds most appealing?	Cuddling with them.
527	Is marriage a necessity for two people who love each other?	No
71985	Do you have a living will?	No.
47676	Have you ever worked in a customer service job?	Yes.
37604	Do you believe that, when a soldier kills an enemy soldier in combat during a war, it is murder?	No.
46252	Have you performed in a theater setting as an adult?	No.
17382	Do you believe you can communicate using only your mind (telepathy)?	No	I wish I had all Psychic Powers.
8079	How many hours a day do you prefer to sleep?	Around 8 hours
17002	Do you find British comedies entertaining?	I like them quite a bit!
473	Do you have (or are you getting) a degree from one of the 8 ivy league universities, MIT, Stanford, Duke, U Chicago, or Caltech?	No
41113	Do you ever intentionally try to make people angry just to see how they react?	No.
35862	When you are sleeping, do you prefer:	A cool room	I'm sleeping under blankets after all.
44727	How would learning that a potential match has served in the military affect your interest in him or her?	It wouldn't matter at all.
14	Is a guy who's slept with 100 girls a bad person?	No
46455	Do you think most people your age would guess what kinds of music you listen to or don't listen to just by looking at you?	No.
61965	If you came across a word you didn't know while reading, would you stop to look up its definition?	Yes.
93476	How vegetarian are you?	Not at all!
24740	Do trees have souls?	No	Anything is possible.
55349	Have you ever thrown an object in anger during an argument?	No.
26894	Do you flake out on social invitations? (Accept and change your mind at the last minute.)	Rarely / Never
20928	If you saw a man knitting in public what would you think?	He's just secure in his masculinity.	I wouldn't care; none of my business.
58622	Do you ever feel it is important to answer questions like these in certain denominations or multiples? (e.g., You can't stop until you've answerd a multiple of 5 questions or the total number of questions you've answered ends in 2.)	No.
85481	Imagine your date starts groping you in the car while you're driving. Which would you be most likely to do?	Roll with the flow and keep driving.
83215	If your significant other turned down sex in favor of a video game, after you have already had sex three times that day, would you be offended?	No.
447	Do you think most people tell at least one lie most days?	Yes
6813	Not ideally, but realistically, do you flock to the "bad" boys/girls?	No
45424	How would you feel about a significant other collecting toys that are generally considered appropriate for children?	Neutral or indifferent.
29689	When you fall in love with someone, do you go ahead and tell them, or do you wait for them to say they love you first?	I go ahead and tell them.	At least to state that I like her.
37044	Would you read a book recommended to you by a significant other?	Yes.
11551	I accept other people's quirks:	Readily
55156	Have you ever given an answer on a test or quiz that you knew with perfect certainty to be correct, even though you were confident another answer was expected and that your 'correct choice' would not receive credit?	Yes.
1766	Is art important to you?	Yes
18530	Do you want your partner to be kinkier than you?	Yes
53299	Which type of education would you prefer for your children?	Public.
21986	Do you typically speak and write in a clear, precise manner?	Yes, almost always.
79726	If you found out the person you're dating cannot achieve orgasm without being slapped hard across the face, would you be willing to satisfy them in this way?	Yes.
170849	Do you Google someone before a first date?	No. Why spoil the mystery?
69225	How important would it be for you to have a work schedule that is similar to your partner's work schedule?	Somewhat important.
128	Do you have any tattoos?	I have no tattoos
61461	What's your take on "professional" wrestling?	I don't care for it.
37986	Have you typically researched the policies of companies before you bought products from them?	No.
28386	Someone you are interested in sometimes becomes very emotional over forms of art (movies, music, poetry.) How does this make you feel?	It's cool / ok
105	Do you have a child or children?	No
31374	Have you ever tried any sexual roleplaying, such as student/teacher or patient/nurse?	No, but it sounds interesting.
35660	How often are you open with your feelings?	Usually
52682	If one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?	Yes, but only if they were obese.
416235	Do you like watching foreign movies with subtitles?	Yes
28918	Would you do a striptease for your mate?	Yes
18768	Is it ever okay to kill another human being?	Yes, to save your own life.
15418	In your current music collection, do you have more independent artists or big name superstars?	A mix of both
43471	Do you remember dreams that you had as a child?	Yes, both good and bad dreams.
77	How frequently do you drink alcohol?	Sometimes
60	Which describes you better?	Warm-hearted
49714	Should governments control population by placing legal limits on childbearing?	No, that violates human rights.
29792	Do you like wearing formal attire?	Occasionally, when I need to.
887	Do you enjoy crude humor, dirty jokes, and the like?	Usually, yes.
58162	Would you consider having sex in a graveyard?	Yes, but only with the living.
18843	Are you a good liar?	No
60308	Say you're with someone you really care about, and they reveal their deepest, darkest secret. Which of the following would be most likely to scare you away?	A bad temper.
37759	If a very skinny stray cat were to come to your doorstep, would you feed it, believing that if you did, it would probably keep coming back?	Yes - I would consider adopting it.
42010	Do you make any special efforts to support small, independent businesses instead of the big chains?	Yes, I support the little guys whenever I can.
356	Do you have any credit cards?	Yes
70218	You are interested in someone, and you discover that they were a nerd in high school. How does this affect your opinion of them?	It makes no difference.
44639	Do you like horror movies?	Yes
37151	Before people find out your real age, what do they usually assume?	That I'm younger than I really am.
25809	Is it okay to search your child's room, to make sure they aren't doing anything you don't want them to do?	Only with probable cause.
18100	Psychic tells Joe he's going to have a car accident.... Joe does. What most likely happened?	Chance: Car accidents aren't so rare
22496	Boardgames?	I love boardgames, let's go play.
35409	You just prepared some food in your kitchen and made a mess. Do you:	Clean up immediately after eating.
126	What kind of shape are you in?	Average	Physically: Average; Mentally: Stressed; Emotionally: Fair to Good.
38423	What do you usually wear when you sleep?	Underwear.
35203	Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?	Yes	Only with Straight, Lesbians or Bi-Women.
28478	If a blind date used a coupon while paying for dinner, how would you feel?	I don't care either way.
65	Do you have a problem with racist jokes?	No
54786	Does it bother you when people sing the wrong words to a popular song?	No.
6710	How much do you procrastinate?	Some
69	Are you more of a fast or careful talker?	Careful
22569	Have you ever used a fake ID to do or acquire something you were legally barred from as a result of your age?	No
48551	Would you rather be the one to search out your match on OkCupid or have your match find you?	I'd prefer that someone find me.
49467	How do you feel about putting children on leashes?	I do not approve of this.
51296	Do you feel a need to own the most up-to-date electronic gadgets?	Sometimes.
165644	What's worse on a first date?	Nothing to talk about
26412	Your significant other's family speaks a different language, and will accept you more easily if you speak it. Do you:	Try to pick it up along the way
41393	In a potential mate, is ditzyness a turn-on or a turn-off?	I'm neutral / it depends on their other traits.
53889	Do you believe that scientific investigation is the only effective method to gain meaningful knowledge about the universe?	Yes.
51615	How often do you tell your platonic friends that you love them?	Occasionally.
25421	A difference of opinion over which of the following topics would most likely make you think twice about dating someone?	None of these would.
17570	In a certain light, couldn't being homeless be exciting?	No
52503	Should adults be required by law to wear seatbelts when riding as passengers in automobiles?	Yes.
291	Would you prefer it if fashion models were the same size and bodytype as the average citizen?	Yes
38115	Would you object to someone bringing a young child along on a first date?	Yes.
1440	Jealousy: healthy or unhealthy, in the context of a relationship?	Unhealthy
60726	If a trusted partner asked you to submit to them sexually, would you? Assume that this would involve letting them collar you, command you, and have control over you during sex.	Yes.
35959	How much do you like to be tickled during sex?	I do not like being tickled during sex.
24053	Do you need "alone time" to re-charge after social situations?	Yes
23338	Your signifigant other has a hobby that you find boring. They're busy doing whatever it is they like to do, and you're bored. What do you do?	Sit and watch to figure out why they like it.
68401	Could you fall in love with someone you have only talked to online?	No.
85344	Are you more concerned about possibility of being killed as a result of a terrorist attack or a traffic accident?	Traffic accident.
46403	Could you date someone who needs a great deal of alone time?	Yes.
49296	How long does it usually take for you to decide whether or not you like a new acquaintance?	It takes a few minutes of conversation.
21754	What is your opinion concerning strip clubs?	They can be fun every once and a while.
52645	Have you attended a drag queen/king show?	No, and I don't plan to.
23407	If your spouse asked you to get a small discreet matching tatoo with them, would you?	Maybe, I would think about it
27341	How does the thought of someone masturbating with you in mind make you feel?	Aroused	As long as the other person was female.
9411	Do you like to go to museums?	Yes, a lot
56151	How would you react if your lover called you by the name of their ex?	I'd talk to him/her about it.
26573	Do you like going to poetry readings?	Occasionally / I'd try it
48325	How important are academic achievements to you?	Somewhat important.
60498	Other things being equal, would you prefer a job that requires you to be mostly on your feet or mostly sitting down?	Mostly on my feet.
88	How messy are you?	I'm mostly organized
23543	Is it a requirement that you communicate every day with your significant other (via phone, text, in person, whatever)?	Yes, unless otherwise specified
27141	You wake up 20 minutes before your alarm is scheduled to go off. What do you do?	Go back to sleep till the alarm goes off
82566	Do you like coffee?	Yes, but I can do without it.
20527	Which would you rather win?	The Lottery
15634	Do you like to be the center of attention?	Yes, sometimes
34511	Would you say you have...	A modicum of success with vegetation
19378	How are you most likely to show your partner you care?	Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss
9379	Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?	Yes, but only with my friend's permission
30724	The person you are dating has a different faith or religion than you. They ask you to go with them to a religious function. Do you go?	Yes
82728	Have you ever brought a stray animal home?	Yes.
28754	How long do you believe people need to be in a relationship before before getting married?	At least 1 year
37764	How often do you read your horoscope?	Occasionally.
77456	If all of the professional sports leagues in the world ceased to exist, would you be upset?	No.
50565	Do you blush easily?	No.
196	Excluding childhood fights, have you ever punched someone in the face?	No
19748	What's your opinion of male crossdressers?	I have no problem with them. You go girls!
82443	Did a parent or guardian ever actually wash your mouth out with soap?	No.
47012	Imagine you are put on hold while making a telephone call. A song you like comes on while you wait. Would you sing along?	Probably.
54150	Do you think you can tell how good someone is at sex by how they move on the dance floor?	No.
20519	In a relationship I like to discuss politics with my partner.	Sometimes. It depends.
53	When telling stories, do you like to exaggerate?	No
712	Do you think a girl with hairy underarms is necessarily unattractive?	No
51833	What is the longest you have gone without sleep?	24 to 36 hours.
19897	Do you play or have you ever played a Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game?	I enjoy playing them
6946	Has anyone ever written you a romantic poem?	No
36045	Are you ready to settle down and get married right now?	Get married no, settle down yes.
25561	Does it bother you when people say "PIN number" or "ATM machine"?	Why would it?
19712	Do you write down important dates and appointments on a calendar?	Yes
335	Do you (or would you) like to go hunting?	No
28545	When having sex, do you like to have your hair pulled?	Don't know / Not sure.
79134	How often do you have trouble sleeping at night?	Frequently.
36326	Do you often feel victimized by people you consider friends?	Once in a while.
17778	Are you a beer snob?	No
19290	Does violence ever solve anything?	No, violence solves nothing
17439	Have you ever seen your best friend naked?	No
53965	If you discovered a spider on the wall in your bedroom, which would you do?	Catch it and put it outside.
1446	Do you care about other people's suffering?	It depends on the kind of suffering
41953	About how long do you want your next relationship to last?	The rest of my life
6467	Do you think men who are sitting down should stand up when a woman comes to the table/enters the room?	No / Not usually
81	How much do you go "clubbing" (out dancing in bars)?	Never
19148	Would you consider dating someone who had spent considerable time in a mental health facility? (i.e. mental hospital/institution.)	I'm Not Sure
39337	Which olfactory strategy would you prefer a partner take when on a date with you?	Antiperspirant or subtle deodorant only.
392	If someone you barely knew asked you how many people you'd had sex with, would you answer?	Yes
38555	How often were you picked on by other kids your age when you were growing up?	Sometimes.
15695	Do you believe there is some unique human quality that separates us from animals?	Yes, and it was given to us by God
19893	Is a tongue stud a turn-on?	Yes
18905	Would you pose nude for a magazine?	Yes	If I got paid to do it.
23618	How important is it to you to have your own unique "thing" (like a weekly Girls' Night Out or Guys' Movie Night) that you don't share with your partner(s)?	Very - I need some ME time to be happy
47222	Have you ever formed an opinion about a stranger in a grocery store, based primarily on the items he or she is buying?	No.
854	Do you wish things like vampires, fairies, werewolves, ghosts, or something along those lines were real?	Yes	Specifically, my own Sonichu and Rosechu characters and my city of Cwcville.
83507	While evaluating someone you are dating, do you find yourself placing much importance on how good of a parent you think they'll make?	Just a little.
51349	Is it possible for your partner to be too ambitious?	No.
134	Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?	No
12750	Do you ever spit on the ground, in public?	Yes
346	Have you performed any charity work in the last year? (We mean labor, not donating money)	No
73645	Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"?	Not telling any lies.
6850	You are offered a choice of free training in Martial Arts or Cooking. Which do you take?	Cooking
15704	What is your opinion of sarcasm?	It's okay.
49920	How spicy do you like your spicy food?	I like it a little spicy.
57570	Have you ever taken free furniture somebody else left at the side of the road for use in your home?	Yes.
42839	Which of the following learning approaches would you prefer?	Watching someone else do it.
38721	Imagine that you and your partner cannot agree on the choice of music. If you were driving and your partner a passenger, how should the music be chosen?	I would allow my partner to choose the music.
82263	Would being in the same room with a couple of friends who are having sex bother you?	Yes.	Depends
83034	Should convicted child molesters have to put up signs in their yards saying what they did?	No.
441	Do you make your bed most days?	Yes
56137	When it comes to gambling, which is closest to your style?	Cautious.
9482	Have you ever changed a diaper?	No, but I would
6109	You see a police officer. How do you feel?	Nervous	I really loathe those corrupted Jerkops!!!
48372	Do you believe in the power of prayer?	Yes
7077	Which is better: sex without sleeping together or sleeping together without sex?	Sleeping
169	Should the death penalty be abolished?	Yes
17342	On a typical night, what time do you go to sleep?	Later	My internal clock has been out of order for a long while, and would be appreciated towards realignment towards a day schedule.
35475	When in a relationship, what importance do you place upon celebrating weekly or monthly anniversaries?	Moderate.
20290	Is being "in-style" with regards to fashion important to you?	Yeah, sometimes
38838	Have you ever had sex with someone you first met online?	No.
312	Are you likely to make long, friendly conversation with strangers?	No
73	Would you rather live in the big city or a small town?	Small town
266	Do you have a favorite sports team that you really like to follow?	No
48	Which would you rather be?	Normal
28537	Do you find glasses on the opposite sex attractive?	No Preference
215	Which would you rather master?	art
12498	The fastest way to piss me off is to...	interrupt me
494	Do you own a record player?	Yes
19898	Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do?	Sometimes
48278	Would you consider dating someone who is already involved in an open or polyamorous relationship?	Yes.
50755	Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?	No.
60892	Do you believe in fate?	Yes.
13130	Hypothetically, do you think you would be good at being a porn star?	Yes
19140	Personally, is sex in a public place hotter than indoor sex?	I'm Not Sure / Wouldn't know
39436	Do you hang out with the same group of friends almost every time you go out?	No.
39291	Can two people fall in love without ever meeting in person?	No.
6636	Would you prefer to live in an old house with character and history or a brand spanking new one?	New
6015	Where did you graduate in your high school class?	Top Half
50759	Can you name your two closest neighbours?	No.
23834	Do you often make jokes that offend more uptight people?	No
24251	Do you have a hard time feeling happy when people around you are sad or upset?	Yes
146	Choose the better romantic activity:	Kissing in Paris
1730	Do you enjoy Rap/Hip-Hop?
34	Are you more horny or more lonely?	Lonely
36524	When riding a bicycle, do you wear a helmet?	Yes, all the time
69429	If a partner would not respond to your emotional needs unless you made them known verbally, would you have a problem with this?	Yes.
53155	Do you enjoy gardening?	No.
27477	Do you often find yourself worrying about things that you have no control over?	Yes
34113	How do you feel about government-subsidized food programs (free lunch, food stamps, etc.)?	No problem
111072	Would you consider dating a vegetarian or vegan?	Only if they don't push their diet on me
41850	How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?	Somewhat important.
60843	If you were to get married, would you want your partner to change his or her last name to yours?	Yes.
18564	Do you believe that it is possible to experience romantic love for more than one person at a time without loving one less because of your love for the other?	Yes
83808	Would you ever consider a relationship where you would take on an exclusive sexual role as master or slave?	Yes, as the master or the slave.
38072	Would it bother you if a date made gender-biased remarks?	Only if they were inaccurate.
13006	Would you go out with a smoker?	No
74188	When it comes to travel, which do you prefer, trains, planes, or automobiles?	Automobiles.
26387	Do you bring up STD results/risk factors before you start fooling around?	Always.
20418	Do you keep a budget (of your finances)?	Sometimes
18882	You walk out of your home first thing in the morning, late for work and in a serious hurry because you greatly enjoy your job and don't want to lose it. At the same time, a bird with a broken wing is struggling in some bushes nearby. What do you do?	Keep moving, but feel bad about it.
191	Could you imagine yourself killing someone?	No
35281	Who are you more worried about disappointing?	My family or friends
542	Roughly how many books have you read in the past year?	Less than five
21	Do you enjoy meaningless sex?	Yes
446	Do you think most people are lonely?	Yes
62254	If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana?	No.
24153	When I go out to eat, I go to a large chain restaurant:	Sometimes
133	Are you physically strong?	Yes, very
212814	How important are your political beliefs to you?	Somewhat important
69986	Pick the lowest of the following distances between you and a partner that would satisfy your personal definition of a "long-distance relationship".	50 miles (80 km).
18778	Which is the smallest amount of money you would stop to pick up if you saw it laying in the street?	Penny
61666	In a relationship, how important is it for you to be in control?	Somewhat important.
487	Have you ever quit a job without giving at least a week notice?	No
365	How much would you enjoy hosting a big, crazy party?	Not that much
42611	Imagine you are in a serious long-term relationship and have decided it is best to break it off. Just before you can tell your partner, he or she gives you the following news: "I have been diagnosed with cancer and probably only have one year to live."	I'd stay with my partner and never mention it.
82831	If you had to pick one of the following locations for a first date, which would be most appealing?	A restaraunt.
53910	How often do you read before going to sleep?	Rarely.
42895	If asked, would you share the password to your email account with a significant other?	Yes.
18779	Have you ever been a member of an organization like Girl Scouts, Girl Guides, Boy Scouts, or Campfire?	Yes
14884	Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?	No
602	Have you ever gone skydiving?	No, and I do not want to.
39185	Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning?	flag burning
298	If possible, would you prefer to date someone a lot more attractive than you, or about the same?	A lot more attractive
83660	Do you like the idea of living alone?	No.
46911	Have you ever heard a recording of your own voice?	Yes, I liked the sound of it.
16345	Are you better with numbers or words?	Both equally
388	Is it easier to love or to hate?	Hate	It depends on which of good or bad people you've been more exposed towards, and your own shyness or aggressive response.
29815	What do you think of reality television?	It's alright.
85686	Would you consider dating someone twenty years older than you if they were really interesting and looked really good?	No.
21175	Are you an intellectual? In the context of this question, intellectual means someone who loves learning, often for its own sake.	Yes
508	Do you like holding hands?	Yes
1179	Do you like traveling?	Yes
62344	Would you consider dating someone who is a full-time student?	Yes.
71	Is interracial marriage a bad idea?	No	It is good for some people, but I would not date a black woman
47764	Do you think it is possible for someone to be an Atheist and still have a solid moral framework by which to live?	Yes.
38130	Do you like fireplaces?	Yes.
18612	Have you ever had an abortion/requested a mate to get one?	No
156915	Are you a Buddhist?	No
60852	Do you believe that regular sex is necessary in maintaining a healthy relationship?	Yes
13095	Do you kiss on the first date?	Under the right circumstance, Yes	I would let it be her choice.
61269	Do you hunt animals for sport?	No.
302	Would you prefer to date someone way dumber than you, or way smarter?	Way smarter
21527	Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you?	No
83677	Have you ever lead someone on romantically just for fun?	No.
156914	Are you Jewish?	No
28549	Do you feel nauseated at the sight of blood?	No
62173	Would you be willing to go shopping for sex toys?	Yes.
77061	Which are you better at remembering, names or faces?	Faces.
49080	Do you generally finish all of the food on your plate?	Yes.	Or until I feel full.
18638	Would you read a book just for fun?	Yeah, I like to read.
478	Does the idea of childbirth disgust you?	No
48758	Do you believe that courteous behavior, such as saying "thank you" or holding a door, is important even when the other person involved does not deserve it?	Yes
61989	Astronomy or astrology?	Astronomy.
579	Do you feel that animals are more important than humans?	No
61133	Would you be comfortable masturbating in front of a partner?	Yes.	Only upon private, in person request from a woman.
1454	Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing?	Yes
25	Would you watch a porno movie with your ideal match?	Yes	Upon request.
34333	Which do you prefer in a significant other, generally speaking?	A little of both, depending on the situation
85931	If a date were to give you a gift, which would you rather receive?	A creative item made by them.
60161	Imagine that one week prior to your birthday, you receive a package from a friend. It is clearly labeled, "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Do you wait as instructed before opening it?	Yes.
322	Do you try to draw attention to your body by wearing seductive clothing?	No	I'm not sure.
61815	Do you subscribe to polytheistic beliefs?	No.
48770	Would it ever be okay to break up with someone by email or text?	No.
20011	Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path?	Yes
23233	Do you have time for a committed relationship in your life at this point?	Yes, absolutely
85919	Do you find that extremely intelligent people are intimidating?	No.
18125	Do you believe that there exists a statistical correlation between race and intelligence?	No
454	As an adult, have you ever been single for more than a year straight?	Yes
8054	Have you ever been in love?	Yes
1133	Do you have rape fantasies?	No
20175	When shopping, you noticed that wealthy-looking man dropped some money on the floor while paying and didn't notice while leaving. What will you do?	Chase the man down and return it
22566	The most important question to ask yourself when making a decision is...	Is it the right thing to do?
271	Think quick!	3.14159
61570	Would you consider dating someone who plans to remain celibate indefinitely?	No.
34094	Do you believe a couple should live together before considering marriage?	Yes	It's not obligatory.
144	Would you ever sleep with a serial killer?	No
18538	Did you ever have a "goth" phase?	No.
186	If you got married, would you change your name?	No
86349	Do you find science to be interesting?	Yes - Both are interesting.
26582	Would you ever eat something out of the trash?	No
30169	Do you enjoy giving oral sex?	Love it!
68369	Where do you primarily get the books you read?	Bookstore / Online.
35995	Have you ever lied to a partner about your sexual history?	No
54090	Imagine that you are attacked on a dark street by someone brandishing a deadly weapon. You defend yourself and are unhurt, but in doing so your actions kill the attacker. You believe there were no witnesses. Which would you do?	Notify the police.
38912	How do you feel about germs?	Careful: I wash my hands and cover my sneezes.
1212	Do you like dogs? Would you consider owning a dog as a pet?	Yes, I would love (or do own) a dog.
24282	Outside of work and school, how inclined are you to investigate something that interests you?	Very inclined
27243	I find myself in fights with authority figures...	Rarely / never
59426	If you were involved in a serious relationship, at which of the following points would you begin looking for new potential partners?	After the relationship was formally terminated.
47752	If you found a valuable item that you knew was lost by someone you dislike, would you return it to them?	Yes.
22439	Can just one person significantly change the world?	Yes
53426	When you have plans to meet someone at a certain time, it's best to be:	A little early.
53354	You are at a busy event when you come across a child who appears to be lost, alone, and distressed. How do you respond?	I talk to the child and offer to help.
1028	Is your ideal sex rough or gentle?	I enjoy both equally
80081	Do you like going to amusement parks?	Yes.
66222	When, if at all, should a child adopted at birth be told that s/he was adopted?	Once s/he is old enough to understand/ask.
58763	Do you enjoy riding roller coasters?	Yes.
48753	Do you like to cuddle?	Yes.
16317	Would you ever date someone that is HIV positive?	No
48779	Imagine that your partner has a horrible accident and is left in a coma and on life support. The odds of improvement are nil. Your partner's living will states that life support should be removed in this scenario. Which would you do?	Follow proper procedures to get it removed.
1153	Sexually explicit art or song lyrics should be	Accepted as free expression
37677	Have you ever participated in a high school or college marching band?	No.
155	Would you ever seriously date someone twice your age?	No
83910	Do wild places such as mountains, rivers and forests call out to you?	Yes.
428	Do you think people living in rural areas are more ignorant, on average, than city folks?	No
15001	What would you do if your partner reveals to you that she/he was raped in the past?	Sympathize and make the relationship grow stronger
12221	Have you made fun of anyone recently, knowing that it probably upset them?	No
1387	Would you ever engage in a sexual activity you didn't enjoy, just because your partner did?	Yes
1618	Would you date someone who has genital herpes?	No
21245	You see a mother breastfeeding at the mall. For the most part she is covered, but you can tell what she is doing. What is your reaction?	No reaction, just keep shopping.
76934	Which of the following could you most easily live without for an entire month?	Porn.
152	If you had a one-night stand DURING a relationship, would you confess to your mate?	Yes
56891	Imagine you have only $50 and will not receive any addtional income for ten days. A show that you desperately want to see is in town for today only. The tickets are $50. Do you use all your money to buy one?	No.
308	If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?	Yes
26634	Which of these is more fascinating to you?	Both are fascinating to think about!
416	Would you and your ideal match eventually feel comfortable farting around each other?	Yes
31556	For which emotion is self-restraint the most crucial?	Anger
337	Without using a dictionary or other tool, can you choose the commonly misspelled word? Don't cheat! It's okay if you don't know.	Definate
31877	When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:	Admirable and desirable. Chivalry's not dead.
12822	Have you ever told someone that you loved them when you didn't?	No
24345	How much can intelligence turn you on?	A lot!
69186	Can you remember the names of everyone you've ever had sex with?	Yes.
67651	What kind of education did you have growing up?	Public school.
12208	Do you snort when you laugh?	No / never
35593	If married, when would you expect your partner to wear a wedding ring?	Most or all of the time.
42932	Have you ever ridden a horse?	Yes, and I enjoyed it.
35415	How would you feel if a significant other forgot your birthday, nameday, anniversary, or something else similarly important to you?	Disappointed.
30607	Is it okay to answer your cell phone while out with a friend or on a date?	Friend, yes. Date, no.
16479	Do you have dessert after dinner?	Sometimes
222	Do you think taxes are justified?	Yes
20950	People who throw cigarette butts out of their car window...	Are being insensitive and/or rude
327	How does having sex with someone usually affect your emotional attachment to them?	I become more attached.
265	Who do you think was smartest on this list?	Einstein
14620	Agree or disagree: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or the one)."	Agree
71660	If someone described themselves as 'just an average guy/gal', how would this most likely affect your opinion of them?	It would depend on other factors.
979	How many children would you ideally like to have?	1-2
5417	Would you date someone who still lives with his/her parents?	Yes
411	Do humans and modern primates (apes, chimps, etc) share a common evolutionary ancestor?	Yes
18398	You have a one-time opportunity to use a machine with a numbered dial, which, when turned, adds that number to both your IQ and your weight. What do you do?	Don't touch that dial -- I like myself as is.
1832	How should people spell "women"?	Women
389	Can most babysitters be trusted with children?	Yes
19265	A college-level education is...	Nice, but not mandatory
85706	If you were in a committed long-term relationship and met someone you feel an even stronger attraction to, which would you do?	Continue current relationship, ignore attraction.
16915	Would you prefer someone extremely mellow or extremely hyper?	Mellow
154	In a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting?	No, it wouldn't.
344180	Preferred position: are you a top or a bottom?	Versatile
52884	Do you think that people who go to jail for serious crimes deserve a second chance out in the real world?	It depends on the crime.
22141	I would rather be....	Working 60 hours a week at a job I like
50564	Have your sexual interests become kinkier as you've grown older?	Yes.
52789	Which of the following do you consider to be the best explanation for the existence of human life on Earth?	Humans evolved from other species.
15063	Would you be willing to date someone with ADD (attention deficit disorder)?	Yes
16271	Did you ever take a class in school just because you heard the person you liked was taking it?	No
47005	If it comes to having children, would you prefer to adopt or to be one of the biological parents?	I would rather be one of the biological parents.
442	If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel?	Bad
85265	Should only those who pay taxes be allowed to vote?	No.
37314	Which of the following "solutions" do you think would provide the biggest reduction in crime rates?	More and better implemented social programs
171	What's more important to you?	Your world
354	Would you be comfortable being poor for the rest of your life?	No
20193	How often do you forget plans, meetings, things to do...the garbage, etc?	Once in a while
17056	While shopping at a superstore (e.g. Wal-Mart, Target, etc.), if you change your mind about buying something you've picked up, do you walk back to where you found it to put it back?	Yes
12503	How often should your significant other buy you gifts, jewelry, or other things more expensive than, say, dinner, cards, or flowers?	On special occasions (birthdays, Christmas, etc.).
13759	Parlez-vous français?	No
19039	If you had the opportunity to join the first manned mission to Mars but in exchange would never see earth again, would you do it?	No, I'd miss my life/my family/my planet too much
141	Would you be happy raising the kids while your spouse worked?	Yes
15698	How do you feel about kids?	Kids are precious - they love me and I love them!
58976	Which of the following types of toys did you generally like best when you were about eight years old?	Creative / building toys.
33870	Would the fact that a partner insisted you were perfect (had no faults) and refused to acknowledge your shortcomings, bother you?	Yes	NOBODY IS EVER PERFECT.
36628	You're in bed, spooning behind your partner. Where would your hand(s) most likely be?	Partner's chest / breast / heart.
41242	Your significant other is traveling and has the opportunity to stay with a good friend that you know they find to be very attractive. What's your stance on the situation?	It might be ok, but I'd want to discuss it first.
69714	Do you believe that heterosexual pornography is degrading to women?	Some is - Some isn't.
26557	You're dating someone new. You discover that they have a housemate the same sex as you. This:	Doesn't faze you one bit
470	Do you enjoy crossword puzzles or jumbled word puzzles?	Yes
16800	Would you run into a burning building to rescue your pet?	Yes, without a doubt
23147	Imagine you're having the perfect conversation with your ideal partner. What are you doing?	Telling stories
72438	Who is more annoying, the person who talks too much or the person who doesn't talk enough?	The person who talks too much.
24648	Would you be turned off by the idea of dating someone who has never been kissed?	No
27240	You've been gone for a day, and didn't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend where you were, you come to find ten messages on your answering machine from him/her. You find this...	A bit much, but understandable
45645	Have you ever faked an orgasm during sex?	No.
41878	Have you created a 'Things To Do Before I Die' list?	No.
39189	Would you date a recovering (non-drinking) alcoholic?	Yes.
8155	On average, which best describes how often you GET WICKED DRUNK?	Seldom or never.
85813	If your significant other actively participates in an activity that you are not really interested in, would you go to offer support if they wanted you to?	Yes, as often as I could.
23389	You're out on the street and you encounter some people speaking a foreign language. What's your reaction?	Cool, what language are they speaking?
61278	How would you react if a partner bought you an outfit to be worn during sex?	It would depend upon the outfit.
30271	Does silence make you uncomfortable?	Depends on the situation
68746	If someone identifies as a feminist, does that raise or lower your opinion of them?	It has no effect on my opinion.
491	What would be more likely to bother you in a relationship?	Not enough affection
70332	Do you have a survival kit prepared just in case a disaster occurs and normal services are disrupted for an extended period of time?	No.
36409	You're on a first date at a restaurant. You're most likely to order:	Whatever I want, of course.
44821	Do you believe that your government should fund embryonic stem cell research that would require the destruction of additional human embryos?	Yes.
71396	Do you like to watch the Olympic Games?	I only watch certain events.
39690	Do you examine the nutritional information for the food you buy in stores?	Sometimes.
21709	When you are at the movies with your date or your friends, how much talking does it take to make you upset?	Constant chatter, to you, others, or a cell phone
31581	Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?	Not thrilled, but go ahead.
33602	Do you attempt to conserve water, energy or other resources during your everyday life?	Sometimes
23992	You come home and discover that somebody's broken into your house, and they're still inside. You...	Find the handiest weapon and confront them
19445	Do you feel the urge to correct people who say stupid things?	Sometimes
38173	Do you enjoy watching educational programming on television?	Yes, on occasion.
36346	Do you usually add salt to your meals?	No
242	Are your birth parents divorced?	No
51774	What is your position on hunting?	I approve of hunting for food only.
48740	Does the car someone drives say a lot about their character?	No.
15414	Have you used psychedelic drugs (LSD, mescaline, peyote, etc.) or would you like to?	No, I have not used them and I would not try them.
9401	How much does the sound of a person's voice affect their attractiveness to you?	A little
39373	How often do you do things out of spite?	Rarely.
26405	Is it easy for you to achieve orgasm?	Yes, with skill and sometimes patience
1185	In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?	Some
665	Are you fetish-friendly?	Never tried it, but I'm open-minded.
45598	Do you enjoy provoking people just to get a response.	Sometimes.
37845	Do you read the dedications and introductions when you're reading a book?	Occasionally, if I'm interested
40194	How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?	Somewhat important.
12540	Do you ever drink alcohol in order to lower your inhibitions with the opposite sex?	No
35520	Does netspeak (e.g., afk, brb, How RU?, lol, rotfl, ttyl, etc.) bother you?	Some of the time - It depends.
17457	Have you ever spent more than 8 hours straight playing video games?	Yes
86	Do you own a gun?	No
59457	Are you okay with people who grow marijuana for their own personal use?	Yes.
53888	Do you think that the psychological differences between human males and females are better explained by nature or nurture?	The two play a nearly equal role.
25228	Do you think drug use with your partner can be a romantic activity?	No
55669	When you offer criticism, how is it most often received?	Some of both - It depends upon the situation.
59279	When you are feeling down or blue, which is most comforting to you?	Music.
49345	Would you consider performing anilingus on a partner who asked you to?	Yes.
140	If you had to guess, do you think humans will go extinct in the next 1000 years?	No	I don't know.
122	How much does physical attractiveness matter to you in a match?	A lot
838	For you personally, is abortion an option in case of an accidental pregnancy?	Yes
38051	How often do you gamble?	Rarely.
33590	How do you usually feel toward authority figures (teachers/instructors, police officers, etc.)?	Indifferent	But SERIOUSLY Upset at the corrupted Jerkops.
47635	Imagine you have a partner who is able to provide financially for you and any children. Would you consider taking a stay-at-home role?	Yes.
60141	Do you ever pick food off of other people's plates?	Yes, but only after asking.
226	Which would you rather lose?	the right to bear arms
26299	What haircolor, or shade, do you prefer?	I have no preference
93624	Which of the following would you consider yourself?	Clean, but can deal with a little mess
227646	How do you describe yourself politically?	As a an Independent/Something Else	Moderate
67172	How important is it that incoming messages on OkCupid come from people who have a high match percentage with you?	Somewhat important.
18185	Your family dog/cat is diagnosed with an illness, and the vet bill will be $2,000. Do you :	Save Fluffy--to hell with the expense!
15743	How do you feel about people with past addictions?	A little hesitant
83547	How important is it to you that a potential partner continues to educate himself/herself as an adult?	Very important.	It is one's choice to further educate.
50086	If you were to be with one person for the rest of your life, which of the following would you fear most?	Lack of communication.
115	Do animals have "souls" like humans do?	Yes
18966	Do you prefer hardcore or softcore when it comes to your porn?	Both!
49461	Other than when going to bed for the night, how often do you fall asleep while watching TV?	Never.	But I have it tuned to Music Choice Easy Listening.
20530	When chatting with a potential friend/significant other online, is use of proper grammar and spelling important to you?	Yes
44063	War. What is it good for?	Absolutely nothing.
40288	How trusting are you where it concerns your government?	Somewhat.
32632	When cooking food in the microwave, do you often impatiently hit the cancel button within the last few seconds rather than waiting?	No
501	Have you smoked a cigarette in the last 6 months?	No
66548	Which is closest to your reaction to foul language?	It's ok as long as it isn't every other word.
6238	Do you laugh when somebody trips and falls?	Occasionally
6350	How would you describe your body?	Average
305	Goth chicks?	Sexy
48947	Is intoxication ever an acceptable excuse for acting stupid?	No.
63114	How do you think your sex drive compares to what is typical for other people of your age and gender?	My sex drive is about average.
67024	How many pillows do you sleep with at night?	Two.
36790	Let's say you are in line at a grocery store and have many items. The person behind you just has only one or two. Do you offer to let them go ahead of you?	Yes, unless I am otherwise in a hurry.
24496	When a dog licks your face, what is your reaction?	Awww..how cute!
29829	How often do you keep your promises?	Whenever possible
6123	How often do you send greeting cards for holidays and birthdays?	Sometimes
221105	How often do you use Facebook?	I'm a somewhat active user.
1588	Do you like cats? Would you consider owning a cat as a pet?	Yes, I would love (or do own) a cat.
85319	How much do you trust the news media?	I trust some sources more than others.
868	Is it wrong to cultivate or manufacture illegal drugs?	Yes, always
86318	Do you now live in the same city or town as the one which you resided primarily in between the ages of eleven and eighteen?	No, I live in a completely different place.
445	Which typically comes first for you?	Work
34517	Do you enjoy dark, violent, or disturbing music?	When I'm in the mood.
1134	Do you have a desire (even if it's secret) to take part in sexual activities involving bondage?	Yes
82273	Do you use hand sanitizer?	Yes.
81624	Looking toward the future, which of the following do you see as most important for you in ten years?	Being in a good relationship.
61281	How often do you 'take it out' on other people when you're having a bad day?	Occasionally.
67641	How important to you is being with family during holidays?	Very important.
37693	Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours?	Yes, I'd be playing with them.
61733	Would you be pleased if a partner expressed the desire to be sexually humiliated by you?	No.
18555	Have you ever felt so strongly about a social issue or cause that you have participated in a public demonstration?	No
34255	How do you feel about women openly displaying tattoos?	I Don't Mind
54	Which, on you, is closest to perfection?	Your soul
43304	Do you get angry when you lose a game?	Sometimes
16295	To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?	Romantic
81223	Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose?	Do not perform the surgery.	If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).
20021	Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?	Someone to come home to
60765	When it comes to right and wrong, which of the following do you think has the greatest impact on your belief system?	Family and/or friends.
73414	Do you think you have what it takes to be a successful actor or actress?	No.
18982	If you asked for time off of work to see your favorite band and it wasn't granted, would you skip work to see the show anyway?	No
311	When you're around new people, are you more of a leader, or are you more cooperative?	More cooperative
48953	If you were visiting a new city, where would you be most excited to go?	Historically or culturally important places.
6520	What is the first definition for the word "composition" that comes to mind?	A piece of music
26720	How much do you spend per year for shoes?	Less than $100
35355	How open are you to trying new things in bed?	I'm open, but I don't get too crazy.
31321	Would you stay in a relationship if your significant other told you, "I no longer feel that deep love I once felt for you, but I'm willing to stay together until I work through this"?	Yes
31840	I prefer to sleep…	Embracing / cuddling my partner
7273	Were you in love with the first person you ever slept with?	No
20976	You're in a new relationship and your partner admits that they have had 14 sexual partners. Does that sound like a lot to you?	I guess, but It doesn't change how I feel.
86750	What kind of rides do you like at amusement parks?	I like them all, big and small.
49468	In terms of height, how do you compare to others of your sex?	I am about average.
19815	Your significant other is perfectly content with their minimum wage job and has no plans to look for more challenging/better paying work. Is this a problem?	Somewhat, but it's their life.
27164	Do you believe that men should be the heads of their households?	No
15752	How important is voting to you?	Very important
1707	Which of the following best describes your typical demeanor?	Meh. I have my ups and downs.
69912	Other things being equal, would you be more attracted to an artist or a scientist?	Artist
19292	Have you ever taken a break while at work to "play" with yourself ?	No
46218	Do you like to interpret your own dreams?	Yes.
997	Are you a cat person or a dog person?	Both
37760	People consider me to be 'a loner'.	It's probable that many think this of me.
82	Have you ever tried Yoga?	Yes
210	Do you believe in God?	Yes
32973	Are you an adventurous eater? Do you like to try new foods and ethnic cuisines?	Yes, if it's not too strange.
83480	Which pubic hair style do you prefer for a partner?	Completely shaven.
85773	If an acquaintance mentioned something negative about a person you just met who otherwise seemed nice, how open would you be to give the person you just met a chance?	Somewhat open, I'd be very cautious.
7239	What is the worst personality trait someone can have?	No sense of humor
262	Most claims of sexual harrassment in the workplace are LIES made up by a scorned woman.	I don't know
72735	Imagine you are on a first date and accidentally discover your date is packing condoms. Which would be closest to your reaction?	I'd pretend I didn't see it.
66544	In a relationship, who do you prefer to be taller?	It doesn't matter to me.
37115	Let's say you ask your partner a question and know with certaintly that their answer is a lie, what do you do about it?	Discreetly probe for more information.
1309	What size party would you prefer to attend?	Just a few close friends.
22122	How long would you have to talk to someone online before you felt comfortable to meet?	I'd meet right away if their profile were cool
15372	Could you date someone who has strong political opinions that are the exact opposite of yours?	Yes
29032	Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?	Social / Interpersonal
6018	Do you enjoy chatting on the phone with your friends?	Yes
11	How does the idea of being slapped hard in the face during sex make you feel?	Horrified
30830	Would you do something outrageous, stupid or adventurous simply because it would make a good story to tell later? (Assume there would be no serious consequences to your actions.)	Maybe, depends on what and who with.
58812	Would you consider roleplaying out a rape fantasy with partner who asked you to?	Yes.
15030	Which would you prefer your ideal match to be more into?	Music
96	Are you, or have you ever been, in a band? (A solo act is fine, too. Don't count school bands.)	No
13014	If a government were brutally oppressing you, what would you do?	Move/escape away to a benign power
403	Do you enjoy discussing politics?	No
85867	How often do you skimp on sleep during the week and "catch up" on it during the weekend?	Somewhat often.	Not sure
9688	Could you date someone who does drugs?	No
6765	Have you ever attended a political demonstration or convention?	No
22198	If you were out to dinner and your date was a vegetarian would you still order meat?	I'm Not Sure/ I would ask them first
553	Do spelling mistakes annoy you?	No
38004	Have you ever created a piece of art for a friend, just because you were thinking of them?	Yes.
15550	What is too big of an age gap between you and a partner?	10 years
83319	If you had to choose between spending a weekend hiking and camping or going to Broadway shows with the same friends, which would you choose?	I would be happy with either.
20408	Do you believe in an energy field that surrounds us that we can manipulate through reiki, acupuncture, chakra balancing, yoga, or some other system?	Yes, but I don't practice any of these.
85900	Imagine you are walking down the street at night and hear a cry for help. Which would you do?	Investigate.
22206	Would you radically alter your appearance (hair, clothes, body modifications) for your significant other?	No way!
85658	You see a harmless insect in your living space. It can't bite or make any annoying buzzing or chirping sounds. What do you do?	Leave it alone.
174	Communism, in concept:	Bad
64334	Imagine that your partner does not enjoy performing oral sex and refuses to ever perform it on you. How disappointed would you be?	Somewhat disappointed.
156917	Are you an Atheist?	No
21729	Is satanism acceptable?	No, it is wrong.
71068	Would it be easier for you to make a list of things you want in a relationship or a list of things you want to avoid in a relationship?	Things I want.
13307	Anyone can be financially successful, if only they're willing to try.	True
39385	If you were offered $5,000,000,000 US dollars to participate right now in a single round of Russian Roulette (1 in 6 chance of immediate death), would you play?	No.
53903	How often do you make up and sing ditties?
15280	Could you date someone with no long-term goals?	Yes
6347	Do you believe in miracles?	Yes
348	Which do you like more? Be honest.	Giving massages
61487	If political candidates supported marijuana legalization, how would that affect your disposition toward voting for them?	This would not influence my vote.
86417	How long can you go without sexual release?	More than a week.
7535	Do you take pills when you have a headache?	Yes	An aspirin
42329	If you were offered the opportunity to eat human meat prepared any way you like, would you at least try it?	No
19484	Do you ever want to punch people you don't know, right in the face, for superficial reasons (the way they grin, their clothes, their voice, etc.)?	It happens, but not often
86184	Do you keep your sexual exploits private?	Sometimes.
15355	If your partner wanted to pay for you, as a couple, to see a professional dominatrix would you go?	Yes
16371	Someone in an open relationship asks you out on a date. You:	Are hesitant, but would consider it.
24375	Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex?	1-2 dates	I would let soonest sex be up to her, but don't keep me waiting too long.
12988	It's Friday night, 7 PM, and you have no plans for the evening. Which of these are you most likely to do?	Watch some TV, or go see a movie alone.
30066	Do you drink milk and juice straight out of the carton and then put it back in the fridge?	Yes. Only because I don't live with anyone else.
46	Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?	Good
18861	What do you think of the game of Rugby?	I don't know anything about it/I don't care
28903	Which of these is likely to make you more nervous?	A promising first date
91	Honestly, which do you do more of?	Watch television
358	Do you know the first name of every person you've ever made out with?	Yes
656	Has Christianity made the world better or worse?	No opinion / Not sure
13136	How important is art in your daily life?	Very Important
20135	How do you feel about falling in love?	I love it and want it very much
53312	Which of the following would you be most disturbed to find in a 13-year-old child's room?	Illegal drugs.
66827	During a romantic evening at your significant others' house, he or she puts on a slow song and asks you to dance. How would you respond?	I think its corny, but I'll do it anyway!
5764	Sharing a toothbrush with your partner is…	Utterly disgusting
56145	How do you generally feel about people who tend to hug others whom they've just met?	Indifferent.
23293	If you had to pick one of the following types of people for a significant other, which would it be?	Wholesome
334	Do you usually wear cologne or perfume?	No
307	Do you like wild parties?	Yes
531	Would you rather play Scrabble, go out dancing, or get drunk?	Scrabble
84036	Have you ever talked your way out of a traffic ticket?	Yes.
81807	If a partner asked you to have sex in a sex shop booth with others watching, would you?	Maybe.
30	Would you like to receive pain during sex?	Yes, some
40441	If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find?	Maybe a little bit.
137	Would you terminate a pregnancy if the baby was going to be mentally disabled?	It depends on the severity
175	Should burning your country's flag be illegal?	Yes
29127	What do you think about people who watch movies purely for the point of making fun of them?	I don't do it but I suppose it could be fun.
62286	Could Evolution and Intelligent Design both be right?	No.
46856	Do you prefer the people in your life to be simple or complex?	Complex
35385	How often in conversation are you likely to use an exact quote from a movie, play, or TV show?	Once a day or more.	TV! We talk TV! You talk some TV?
17	Would you date someone just for the sex?	No
67920	If you were to receive one month's salary as a gift, which of the following would come to mind first?	Pay off debt.
58697	With respect to sex drive, which of the following has created problems in your prior relationships?	Neither of the above.
153	Pick the best date on this list:	A really nice restaurant
33949	Do you prefer to eat organic food?	Sometimes, if it's easy to get
35606	Does hanging out in an empty field, in the middle of no where, at 2am to watch a meteor shower sound like fun to you?	I've never done it but it sounds like fun.
50006	Overall, do you think that what you do (or plan to do) for a living makes the world a better or worse place?	No impact.
46536	How important is it to be able to 'agree to disagree'?	Somewhat important.
142	Is it possible to love someone you don't even like?	No
86874	Death is:	We won't know until we die & then still might not.
22803	You get married. Five years later, you realize it was a mistake. Discussion and counseling haven't made a difference. You just don't love your partner anymore. He/she still loves you. You decide to:	Keep trying. Marriage means commitment.
32657	Would you develop a new hobby/cultivate a new interest just to have something in common with your partner?	Maybe, but only if it seemed cool
1100	Are you better looking than most people?	No
18670	Are you a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA)?	No, but sounds interesting.
85327	Do you listen to podcasts?	No.
63409	Is it logically inconsistent to support the death penalty but oppose abortion?	Yes.
82815	Are you a "regular" at any bar, coffee shop or restaurant?	Yes.
267	If some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, does it follow that some men are tall?	No
28741	Can you write a web site in HTML (without using site building software)?	Yes
38767	Is it okay for men to wear makeup?	Yes
68	Are you a highly skilled writer?	Yes
18169	Think of when you were a little kid and choose the most appropriate answer.	I never got in trouble.
359387	Do you believe morality is universal, or relative?	Universal
13110	Do you subscribe to/believe in the philosophies of Ayn Rand?	I don't know what you're talking about
86325	What degree of profanity do you prefer to see when you watch a comedian?	Some profanity is ok as long as it isn't extreme.
46092	Is it ever acceptable to have a sexual relationship with someone who you have professional authority over?	Yes.
22534	Would you ideally like to be married within the next 3 years?	Yes
18766	Does your newspaper/TV news/news website of choice have a political bias?	Not that I'm aware of.
9628	Biting?	No
32	Group sex (with 3 or more people):	It seriously interests me.	With me and multiple women; NO OTHER MALES.
61786	Would you consider dating someone whose religion or spirituality is the primary focus in their life?	Yes
25114	Which event sounds most appealing?	Sci-Fi Convention
19446	Have you ever made a booty call (invited over or visited someone you were not actively in a relationship with, just for sexual activity)?	No, but I suppose I might.
8048	Which are you closer to being?	A yuppie
27672	Commitment to personal growth is:	Sort of important
340	Do you think angry or pornographic music lyrics should be kept, by law, away from kids?	Yes
1293	Do you understand quantum physics?	No
149	Which makes for a better relationship?	Dedication
29	Would you rather…	avoid bondage all together
38094	How far would you be willing to travel to meet a person of interest who also has a high match percentage for you here on OkCupid?	Up to 20 miles (32km)
53629	Which is your favorite season?	Spring.
30903	If you're in a relationship you expect will last for the rest of your life, is it important to you that it be the most satisfying sexual relationship you have ever had?	No
37371	Imagine that scientists create a new drug. When swallowed as a pill, it will completely and permanently eliminate feelings of guilt for prior events. Testing reveals that there are no harmful medical side effects. How should this pill be distributed?	By doctor's prescription only.	The Trolls have tricked and blackmailed me into doing out-of-my-character deeds I am not at all proud of, and I would like to feel a Lot Less Stress from them if I can forget them.
156913	Are you Christian?	Yes
82681	If I had to choose among the following for an ideal romantic partner, I'd choose:	Someone smart and kind.
15641	You win a contest for a choice between two million dollar homes, you take...	Urban penthouse
46255	Which of the following types of video games do you like most?	Sports or action games.	Action games to be more specific; sports games vary to me (motion control on Playstation or Wii are good).
23185	Would you date someone you weren't crazy about if they took you on cool dates?	Yes	But I would be honest of lack of interest, or give a chance for better decision (obese doesn't count ).
15889	Do you put more weight in science or faith?	Equally in both
393	Is there a such thing as having had too many sex partners?	No
41112	Have you ever written short fiction, other than for school assignments?	I've written many short stories.
12950	Do you iron your own clothes?	No
38196	Regardless of where you grew up or now live, which of the following best describes the way you see yourself at heart?	I am a suburbanite.
31488	If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends?	A little, but I would be honest with them.	I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much).
66994	Do you like to burn incense in your home?	I've never burnt incense in my home before.
1102	Do you feel that you're usually at least one step ahead of most people you talk to?	No
220	Do you like to watch sports on television?	No
288	What's a worse trait to have?	Laziness
87	Does smoking disgust you?	Yes
321	Generally speaking, are you a worrier?	Yes
80041	Are you looking for a partner to have children with?	Yes
1305	Do you own your own country's flag?	Yes
44540	If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid?	No - This would not bother me.
37280	If you were abducted by aliens and were allowed to bring only one form of entertainment, which would it be?	Video games
784	Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of his/her exes (as a friend)?	Yes
20570	At a party, you're offered a drink, even though you have a busy day tomorrow. Do you take it?	No
872	What's more important?	Safety
1040	Receiving anal sex?	I like it / I think I might like it	Only with/from a woman; if on me, she would wear a strap-on.
42062	Do you consider government taxes (such as income tax) a form of theft?	I'm Not Sure
39210	Do you believe you've lived past lives?	Yes, I am confident I have.
1712	How shy would you say you are?	Very shy
95	Do you regularly paint or sculpt?	Yes
86049	How easily are you offended?	Somewhat easily.
42266	Do you sleep with the television on?	Depends on what I'm watching
12625	Half of all policemen are thieves and half of all policemen are murderers. Does it follow logically that all policemen are criminals?	Yes	HELL YES! I Really Loathe the damn, corrupted Jerkops!!!
30115	Have you ever gotten, or would you ever get, a piercing below the belt?	I would.
28869	The person you have been seeing for a while climbs in through your window, crawls in bed with you, and cuddles up. You find this:	A sign of neediness	Surprising.
19481	On average, how do your friends compare to you, age-wise?	I don't have that many friends
59469	Would you like to have someone strap on a dildo and put it inside you?	Yes.
12955	Have you ever been outside of your own country?	No
40007	Imagine that you receive a document that absolutely proves whether or not God exists. Upon reading the document and finding the truth, you must decide whether or not to share the proof with the world. Which would you do?	Share only if it proves that God exists.
19365	If you meet someone and they are everything you are looking for, except their body type, do you give them a chance?	No	Only the obese.
80594	Can you be single and truly happy at the same time?	No.
42300	Where would you prefer to live?	The nicest house in a modest neighborhood.
34750	Do you have a vanity license plate?	Yes
19279	Have you ever cut off contact with someone after seeing their pic?	No, but I would if they were not attractive enough