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{{protip|"JULAAAY" is commonly seen as a discredited meme. Most of the people who comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULAAAAAAAY" in the present day are [[Weening|weens]]. Consider retaining your dignity by not spamming it at Chris.}}


[[File:JULAY! autograph.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wrote "that darned Meme Word" on an autograph and sold it for $75 on [[eBay]].]]


Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
On 20 [[February 2009]], the first of (unfortunately) several sex tapes of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] were leaked to the Internet - provided, of course, that you count Chris humping [[Kimmi|a blow-up doll]] until he reaches [[Semen|a climax]] as a sex tape. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to Kimmi, the blow-up doll, in a demonstration to how he'd get intimate with his then-[[sweetheart]] [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie]]. Throughout the video, Chris calls Julie's name out, eventually culminating in yelling "JULAAAY!" when he's close to blowing his load.


Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood.
While the title suggests that the video was meant solely for Julie (or rather, the 13-year-old kid pretending to be a woman), the sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views. It is perhaps the most-viewed video of Chris outside of [[YouTube]], as indicated by the continued permutations of the "JULAAAY!" meme [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|that even Chris is sick of hearing]].


  === Trivia ===
On 31 [[May 2016]], it was proven that Chris [[IMG 3207|hasn't learned from his mistake]]. On 21 [[April 2018]], [[All Star|he was coerced into making the same mistake again]].


Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain.  
==Audio==
Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
{{Infobox/video
Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
| name          = For Julie's Eyes Only
It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".
| ytid          = MecdJiovNt0
| stardate      = 20 [[February 2009]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga          = {{Julie|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = None
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
| next          = [[Ode to Julie]]
}}
 
==Video (NSFW)==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = For Julie's Eyes Only
| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|cwc-forjulieseyesonly}}
| stardate      = 20 [[February 2009]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga          = {{Julie|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = None
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
| next          = [[Ode to Julie]]
}}
 
==Transcript==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Again, while humping Kimmi.}}
 
'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.'']
 
'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]].''] "I love you, Julie..."
 
'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.'']
 
'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.'']
 
'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"
 
'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.'']
 
'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']
 
'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping.'']
 
'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".'']
 
'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"
 
'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring.'']
 
'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."
 
'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.'']
 
'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you, Julie?"
 
'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting.'']
 
'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"
 
'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']
 
'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.'']
 
'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie... Julie!"
 
'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting.'']
 
'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.'']
 
'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.'']
 
'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.'']
 
'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more.''] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"
 
'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.'']
 
'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm..."
 
'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.'']
 
'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.'']
 
[[File:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|200px|The money shot.]]
 
'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.'']
 
'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.'']
 
'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
 
'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."
 
'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [''More moaning.'']
 
'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [''More moaning.'']
 
'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.''] "Julie, thank you."
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==Postcards==
 
Postcards of the act were [[Da update/Archive:March 2009#01_March_2009 |sent]] direct to [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.
 
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==Fan videos==
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = [[A-Log]] Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hnkxUcn-2Gc}}
| stardate      = 20 [[May 2012]]
| maker          = [[Anthony LoGatto]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}, {{Smug|[[Narcissism]]}}, {{Violence|[[Death Threats]]}}
| type          = "Commentary"/A-Logging
| info          = Warning: this video is painful.
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-Ve-lcD5TT4}}
| stardate      = 19 [[July 2012]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfTnwTUTjRIuC5MQk9AsnA The A-Log Archive]
| info          = For [[/cwc/]]. (Someone felt compelled to hack into Chris's YouTube channel to spread this cringe-inducing content following his arrest.)
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris Chan Mourn's Julay's death
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|b1hFOYpMWTo}}
| stardate      = 5 [[August 2023]]
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/@phil_eggbat Phil_Eggbat]
| info          =
}}
 
==See also==
* [[Chris humps his PS3]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
* [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
* [[Victory Rockout]]
* [[Lesbian Sex Audition]] - Chris' second "attempt" at a sex tape.
* [[All Star]] - Chris' third sex tape, brought to you by the [[Idea Guy|Idea Guys]].
 
==References==
<references/>
 
==External links==
* [https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly Watch it online]
* [http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=52656&n=JULAY.swf JULAY + TIMMEH!]
 
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{{JulieSaga}}
{{LeakedVideos}}
{{CWC-isms}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-20]]
[[Category: Julie saga videos| 2009-02-20]]
[[Category:Videos containing nudity| 2009-02-20]]

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PROTIP:

"JULAAAY" is commonly seen as a discredited meme. Most of the people who comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULAAAAAAAY" in the present day are weens. Consider retaining your dignity by not spamming it at Chris.
Chris wrote "that darned Meme Word" on an autograph and sold it for $75 on eBay.

On 20 February 2009, the first of (unfortunately) several sex tapes of Christian Weston Chandler were leaked to the Internet - provided, of course, that you count Chris humping a blow-up doll until he reaches a climax as a sex tape. The video file For Julies Eyes Only.MP4 consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to Kimmi, the blow-up doll, in a demonstration to how he'd get intimate with his then-sweetheart Julie. Throughout the video, Chris calls Julie's name out, eventually culminating in yelling "JULAAAY!" when he's close to blowing his load.

While the title suggests that the video was meant solely for Julie (or rather, the 13-year-old kid pretending to be a woman), the sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views. It is perhaps the most-viewed video of Chris outside of YouTube, as indicated by the continued permutations of the "JULAAAY!" meme that even Chris is sick of hearing.

On 31 May 2016, it was proven that Chris hasn't learned from his mistake. On 21 April 2018, he was coerced into making the same mistake again.

Audio

For Julie's Eyes Only
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 20 February 2009
Subject Matter SexSex Sex
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JulieJulie Julie
Shirt None
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
CWC Update 18 February 2009
next
Ode to Julie


Video (NSFW)

For Julie's Eyes Only
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 20 February 2009
Subject Matter SexSex Sex
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JulieJulie Julie
Shirt None
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
CWC Update 18 February 2009
next
Ode to Julie


Transcript

JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!!
Chris while humping Kimmi.
You take that like a good, bad girl!
Also while humping Kimmi.
I'm ready to cum!!
Again, while humping Kimmi.

0:00-0:05 [Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.]

0:06-0:10 [He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his duck.] "I love you, Julie..."

0:11-0:28 [He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.]

0:29-0:44 [Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.]

0:45-0:48 In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "Julieee!"

0:49-1:25 [Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.]

1:26-1:32 [A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']

1:33-1:52 [Chris resumes filming and humping.]

1:53-2:06 [He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".]

2:07-2:08 "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"

2:09-2:28 [More scissoring.]

2:28-2:31 "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."

2:32-2:49 [Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.]

2:50-2:51 "You like that, don't you, Julie?"

2:52-3:13 [More ass-thrusting.]

3:14-3:20 "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"

3:21-3:39 [Chris picks up speed...]

3:40-3:43 [Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.]

3:44-3:47 "Oh, Julie... Julie!"

3:47-4:05 [More thrusting.]

4:06-4:08 [Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.]

4:25-4:30 [Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.]

4:31-4:40 [Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.]

4:41-4:50 [Chris opens his legs and humps some more.] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"

5:00-5:21 [Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.]

5:22-5:23 "Hnmm..."

5:24-5:25 [Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.]

5:33-5:44 [Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.]

The money shot.

5:45-5:53 [Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.]

5:54-6:04 [Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.]

6:05-6:09 "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

6:23-6:40 "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."

6:47-7:09 "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [More moaning.]

7:10-7:24 "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [More moaning.]

7:25-7:40 [Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.] "Julie, thank you."

Postcards

Postcards of the act were sent direct to Chris's father by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his PSEye was briefly taken away.

Fan videos

A-Log Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
Stardate 20 May 2012
Made By Anthony LoGatto
Subject Matter SexSex Sex, SmugSmug Narcissism, ViolenceViolence Death Threats
Video Type "Commentary"/A-Logging
Other Info Warning: this video is painful.
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
Stardate 19 July 2012
Made By The A-Log Archive
Other Info For /cwc/. (Someone felt compelled to hack into Chris's YouTube channel to spread this cringe-inducing content following his arrest.)
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Chris Chan Mourn's Julay's death
Stardate 5 August 2023
Made By Phil_Eggbat
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

References


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CWC Update 18 February 2009 Chris's videos CWC Update 4 March 2009
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