Emails
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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This page covers e-mails exchanged by Christian Weston Chandler and others.
Chris Emails 2004-2006
Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in 2004, 2005, and 2006
Feburary 2004 An email sent to Mary Lee Walsh, showcasing Chris's humongous ego. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.
October 2005 Nintendo sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.
November 2005 Megan sends an email to Chris about getting her a Tintin video.
December 2005 Chris tells Megan he'd like to go out with her to McDonald's before thanking her for pictures she sent him. Megan responds with an email asking him to stop trying to kiss her.
May 2006 Chris asks Megan for her number after telling her he's going to send her pictures of his stuff.
June 2006 Megan sends Chris two emails: one regarding the photos he sent her, and another telling him once again that she would like him to stop trying to make unwanted advances to her.
September 2006 Chris sends Anna an email, containing an eulogy to Patti. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a Bally Scratch, and feeding her are lovely memories.
Chris Emails 2007
Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in 2007
Feburary
An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the PVCC incident, is first meeting with Megan, a DVD, and Sonichu. Thus begins the Megan Saga...
July
Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his PaRappa the Rapper contest entry. She says she will.
August
Chris rages at Sony about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have sex with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that he voted for himself many, many, many times. He then says that he was just depressed, not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.
November
The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a girl to get some nudes of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things ED has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a troll as just a guy.) and then tells her about Joshua Martinez and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named Lori Lopez. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.
December
The worst love poem ever.
Chris Emails 2008
Miscellaneous Emails sent to, and received by, Chris in 2008
Janurary
Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the Tale of the Crazy Pacer was really written by her.
March
Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.
June
Chris asks a man name Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to Michael Snyder. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming Autism on everything; the love quest; the Attraction Sign; his wardrobe; the Medallion of Fail; and MySpace.
July
Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is video games. This is not surprising.
August
Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to Robert Simmons V. He talks about how ED is losing it's power (apparently) and about how Megan from Family Guy is, in his eyes, pretty. Megan is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with Jason Kendrick Howell, and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a pedofork. It should be noted that in certain states of America, the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.
September
Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with Rocky Shoemaker. Somebody has stolen Chris's YouTube account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.
I'll do the rest of the emails in a minute, stop being so pushy person who's reading this article!
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