McDonald's
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| “ | Troll: How often do you eat at McDonald's? Uh, when do you go there? Chris: Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week. |
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McDonald's is Chris's restaurant of choice. Chris's ideal first date would take place here. His favorite items are Chicken McNuggets[1][2] and the $1 sweet tea.[3]
Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with his dad, who preferred Burger King. [citation needed] Chris also met the real life B-Manajerk in a Wal-Mart McDonald's.
Possible cause for health problems
Chris's inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's may contribute to his growing obesity, as well as his hypercholesterolemia. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, two or three times a week, is equivalent to going about 130 times a year. At this rate of consumption, Chris will likely develop serious medical problems. It's possible that he might develop heart disease or diabetes mellitus type 2 in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of fifty due to heart attack or stroke increases each month.
It also doesn't help that he doesn't seem to realize just how bad fast food is. He mentioned once that ordering a chicken salad is healthier, which is a common misconception.[4] Salads at most restaurants, especially fast food chains, come with high-calorie dressing and fried chicken or taco filling, which makes the salad worse than a hamburger. Let's not forget to mention that he drinks the sweet tea, which likely also contains high-fructose corn syrup, and he probably eats french fries with his meals.
Conflict with Kacey
During Chris's abortive attempt to win over Kacey as his sweetheart, at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie.
Since Kacey's marriage to Liquid Chris in mid-November 2009, the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.
In the comics
- There is a McDonald's in the CWCville Shopping Center.
- Sub-Episodes #4 and #5 take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of Mal-Wart."
- A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Quicky Dee's") appears in Sonichu #9, where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date. Punchy took Layla there on their first date.
McDonald's Monopoly 2009
Chris began stuffing his face full of this shit since the Monopoly 2009 promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods.
Account I (October 6 - October 20)
52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)
- 52. St. Charles Place
- 51. Oriental Avenue
- 50. Baltic Avenue
- 49. Park Place
- 48. Marvin Gardens
Account II (October 21)
11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)
- 11. Park Place
- 10. North Carolina Avenue
- 9. Illinois Avenue
- 8. Community Chest (2)
- 7. Oriental Avenue
Account III (October 22 - October 23)
7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)
- 7. Park Place
- 6. Community Chest (3)
- 5. Illinois Avenue
- 4. New York Avenue
- 3. Electric Company
Account IV (October 23 - October 28)
8 codes (6 from purchased things)
- 8. Reading Railroad
- 7. Luxury Tax
- 6. North Carolina Avenue
- 5. B. & O. Railroad
- 4. Pennsylvania Railroad
McCosplay
In the beginning of October 2010, Chris apparently remembered Jackie telling him that she liked his cosplay videos. Following a controversial cosplay video over two weeks before, Chris decided to continue his act with McDonald's characters.
His first McDonaldland act was the Hamburglar, where he ran around his room acting batshit crazy, wearing a BDSM costume that looked nothing like the Hamburglar whatsoever.
The next day, Chris attempted to cosplay Grimace. Needless to say, the Grimace costume he made was beyond recognition. Whilst wearing the costume, he delivered a speech about autism and bullying before breaking out into song. It is likely that Chris got this idea from an episode of Family Guy in which Lois dresses up as The Grimace - Peter responds with a comment that Grimace is autistic himself.
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