List of OkCupid Answers
OkCupid determines match rankings between its users by asking them a series of questions, and determining how they answer. These questions are randomly assigned, and can be answered whenever the user feels like it. The user can select a single answer for themselves, and multiple answers that he or she would be okay with potential matches picking.
Due to the tireless efforts of Clyde Cash we have obtained archives of many of Chris's answers submitted for his latest OkCupid Profile. Chris's answer, and answers he would like potential mates to select. As is the norm with Chris, the answers vary from completely Honest, to untrue things that Chris genuinely believes, to complete lies that he thinks girls want to hear.
Chris's personal answers are underlined, and answers he would like girls to pick are in green. There is considerable overlap between the two.
Politics and Law
In a relationship I like to discuss politics with my partner.
- All the time!
- Sure. I'm interested in sharing our beliefs.
- Sometimes. It depends.
- Hardly. Politics are boring or personal.
Which of the following is the more appropriate penalty for rape?
- Death.
- Castration.
- Prison.
- Community service or less.
Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning?
- book burning
- flag burning
Should burning your country's flag be illegal?
- Yes
- No
Politically, which are more important to you right now?
- Social issues
- Economic issues
- I don't really care about politics
Relationships
How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?
- Very important
- Somewhat important.
- Not important.
Would you strongly prefer to date someone of your own skin color / racial background?
- Yes
- No
Most of all, I want to meet someone who deserves MY:
- trust.
- loyalty.
- admiration.
- gratitude.
If you inadvertently found a phone number in a partner's pocket, which would you do?
- Call the number to see whose it is.
- Openly ask what/who the number is for.
- Nothing, I would trust my partner.
- Nothing, my partner's privacy should be respected.
If you were in a serious relationship and you learned that your partner cheated on you one drunken night, could you forgive him/her?
- Yes, if he/she was sincerely sorry.
- No, never.
- It depends on the situation.
- I don't believe in monogomy.
If you were going to have a child, would you want the other parent to be of the same ethnicity as you?
- Yes.
- No.
- This would not be an important factor to me.
If you were in a long term relationship and your partner gained weight due to something like surgery recovery or childbirth, would you think less of them as a person?
- No, my partner's weight is irrelevant to me.
- No, my partner's health is what is most important.
- Not if they are willing to work hard and lose it.
- Yes, weight gain is so unattractive.
Would you ever stop dating someone based on a rumor you heard about them?
- Yes.
- Maybe, I'd give my date a chance to explain first.
- No.
What kind of fidelity (being faithful) is more important to you?
- Physical/Sexual.
- Mental/Emotional.
- Neither is important.
- Both are equally important.
If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid?
- Yes - I would mind this.
- No - This would not bother me.
Would you consider dating someone who dislikes children?
- Yes.
- No.
Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?
- Sure, no problem.
- Not thrilled, but go ahead.
- Not just no... HELL no!
If you were in a long-term monogamous relationship, would you consider your partner "open mouth" kissing someone else cheating?
- Yes
- No
- I'm Not Sure
Would you consider having an open relationship, where you can see other people?
- Yes
- No
If one of your potential matches was overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?
- Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
- Yes, but only if they were obese.
- No.
- No, in fact I prefer overweight people.
Would you avoid all contact with an ex if your current significant other asked you to?
- Yes, of course!
- No. This would be an unacceptable demand.
- Only if their justification seems reasonable.
Do you Google someone before a first date?
- Yes. Knowledge is power!
- No. Why spoil the mystery?
Would you--for any reason--read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permission?
- Yes, they shouldn't be keeping secrets anyway.
- Yes, I'd be too curious not to.
- Only if I suspected them of something.
- No, I'd trust them and that would be invasive.
Your significant other is traveling and has the opportunity to stay with a good friend that you know they find to be very attractive. What's your stance on the situation?
- It would be totally unacceptable.
- It might be ok, but I'd want to discuss it first.
- It's fine - I don't see any problem.
- It sounds sexy - Hopefully they'll hook up.
You get married. Five years later, you realize it was a mistake. Discussion and counseling haven't made a difference. You just don't love your partner anymore. He/she still loves you. You decide to:
- Keep trying. Marriage means commitment.
- Get a divorce. It'll be better for both of you.
How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person?
- Totally willing!
- Hesitant, but would consider.
- I am not interested in meeting in person.
How much affection can you tolerate?
- Inifinite
- Most of it.
- A little bit.
- Get off me!!
How important is it to you to have your own unique "thing" (like a weekly Girls' Night Out or Guys' Movie Night) that you don't share with your partner(s)?
- Very - I need some ME time to be happy
- Sort of - I need friends outside of my partner
- Not much - I like sharing stuff with my partner
- I'd prefer not to have exclusive things
How long do you want your next relationship to last?
- One night
- A few months to a year
- Several years
- The rest of my life
How do you feel about falling in love?
- I love it and want it very much
- I try to avoid it
- I like to just let it happen
- I'm indifferent / not sure
Would you consider connecting with someone whose relationship status is 'seeing someone' or 'married'?
- Yes to both
- No to both
- Yes to 'seeing someone' only
- Yes to 'married' only
Which makes for a better relationship?
- Passion
- Dedication
Is it a requirement that you communicate with your significant other daily, in some way (phone, email, in person, etc.)?
- Yes, no matter what
- Yes, unless otherwise specified
- No, it's not necessary
- No, I'd prefer not to communicate daily
Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?
- Someone to come home to
- Someone to go out with
- Someone for tonight
How much can intelligence turn you on?
- Intelligence can turn me on a lot!
- Intelligence can turn me on a bit.
- Intelligence does nothing for me either way.
- Intelligence turns me off.
How long do your romantic relationships usually last?
- 0-6 months
- 6-12 months
- 12+ months
- I've never been in a relationship
Do you believe in monogamy?
- Yes
- No
- I'm Not Sure
Sex
I prefer to sleep ...
- Alone
- With my partner, but apart (not touching)
- Touching my partner
- Embracing / cuddling my partner
You're in a relationship/marriage and feel that you and your mate aren't having sex frequently enough. What do you do?
- Talk to them about it
- Try to spice things up. (Toys, fantasies, etc)
- Do nothing, but hope things change naturally.
- Cheat on them / Break up with them.
How willing would you be to try out new things sexually with a partner?
- Completely willing.
- Somewhat willing.
- Not at all willing.
Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are...
- Incredibly hot!
- Just having some girlish fun.
- Profoundly annoying.
How would you feel if your partner asked you to get tested for STDs before having sex with you for the first time?
- Positive (relieved, accepting, happy, or proud).
- Neutral.
- Negative (offended, annoyed, angry, or afraid).
You're in a romantic relationship with someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you'll have sex?
- 1-2 dates
- 3-5 dates
- 6 or more dates
- Only after the wedding
How important is it that a partner be capable of intelligent intercourse?
- Very important.
- Somewhat important.
- Not important.
Might you consider dating someone who confided to you that he/she had a sexually transmitted disease?
- Yes
- No
Ideally, how often would you have sex?
- Every day
- 3 to 4 times per week
- 1 to 2 times per week
- less than once per week
How open are you to trying new things in bed?
- Very open. I'll try anything once.
- I'm open, but I don't get too crazy.
- Hesitant, but it might happen.
- Not at all.
Do you like to cuddle?
- Yes.
- No.
- Sometimes - It depends.
Is contraception morally wrong?
- Yes
- No
- Depends on the kind
Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them?
- Yes
- No
Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?
- Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong.
- Guy-on-guy is okay, but girl-on-girl is wrong.
- All same-sex relationships are wrong.
- It's all fine by me.
Faith and Religion
Are you Christian?
- Yes
- No
Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in public schools?
- Yes, students should hear both sides
- No, creationism has no place in public schools
- No, evolution has no place in public schools
Would you ever change your religion (or adopt one) because your significant other wanted you to?
- Yes
- No
- I'm Not Sure
Would you date an atheist?
- Yes
- No
How important is religion/God in your life?
- Extremely important
- Somewhat important
- Not very important
- Not at all important
Life and Death
How do you feel about kids?
- Kids are precious - they love me and I love them!
- They're okay, but keep the unruly ones at bay.
- God, how revolting. *shudder*
- I'm indifferent.
If your best friend began talking of suicide and asked you not to tell anyone, would you be willing to honor their request?
- Yes, it's their life to do with as they see fit.
- Yes, but I'd do my best to talk them out of it.
- No, I'd find help for them.
What is most appealing?
- Settling down with a family someday
- A life of singledom
- Living spontaneousy and in the moment
When a woman chooses to abort a pregnancy, should she be required to inform the father?
- Yes.
- No.
- Possibly, depending upon other factors.
If it comes to having children, would you prefer to adopt or to be one of the biological parents?
- I would rather be one of the biological parents.
- I would rather adopt.
- Either would be equally fine.
- Neither - I'd prefer to not have children at all.
When is suicide okay?
- Always.
- In special cases, such as to prevent suffering.
- Never.
Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?
- Yes
- No
To you, is abortion an option in case of an unwanted accidental pregnancy?
- Yes
- No
If you had to name your greatest motivation in life thus far, what would it be?
- Love
- Wealth
- Expression
- Knowledge
Are you happy with your life?
- Yes
- No
- Most of the time
Are you looking for a partner to have children with?
- Yes
- No
Would you ever consider adopting a child or being artificially inseminated on your own if you gave up on finding a life partner?
- Yes, and I'd keep dating
- Yes, and I'd dedicate myself to the child
- No, I wouldn't do it
If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find?
- Yes.
- No.
- Maybe a little bit.
Hygiene
How important is it to you that your partner smell good?
- Very damn important
- Important-ish
- Less important than you might think
- I just don't care.....at all
Does finding a long-term partner give you license to "let yourself go," (lower your standards of personal hygiene or appearance or gain large amounts of weight)?
- Yes, I preen only to attract a mate
- No, I do it for myself
- No, I want to make sure I hang on to him/her
- I have low standards in the first place
How frequently do you bathe or shower?
- At least once a day.
- Usually daily. I skip some.
- A couple times a week.
- Once a week or less.
How often do you brush your teeth?
- Twice or more a day
- Once a day
- Only on days I feel like it
- Rarely / never
Vices and Virtues
Do you ever feel the need to get really drunk?
- Often
- Sometimes
- Rarely
- Never
How often do you smoke cigarettes?
- At least one cigarette a day
- Once in a while / only when drinking / rarely
- Never
Do you consider yourself to be an honorable person?
- Yes, I always try to do the right thing.
- Sometimes, it depends on the situation.
- No, not really.
- Are you kidding? I lie, cheat , AND steal.
Are you careful with your money?
- Yes
- No
How often are you open with your feelings?
- Always
- Usually
- Rarely
- Never
Does smoking disgust you?
- Yes
- No
Rate your self-confidence:
- Very, very high
- Higher than average
- Average
- Below average
What's your deal with harder drugs (not marijuana)?
- I do drugs regularly.
- I do drugs occasionally.
- I've done drugs in the past, but no longer.
- I never do drugs.
Do you keep a budget (of your finances)?
- Yes
- No
- Sometimes
How often do you keep your promises?
- My word is my bond. No exceptions.
- Whenever possible
- Usually
- When convenient
What's your relationship with marijuana?
- I smoke regularly
- I smoke occasionally
- I smoked in the past, but no longer
- Never
Are you vegetarian or vegan?
- Yes
- No
Do you space out or daydream a lot?
- All the time
- Never / rarely
- Sometimes
Misc.
Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do?
- I'm an information sponge
- Sometimes
- As long as it works, who cares why?
Without using a dictionary or other tool, can you choose the commonly misspelled word? Don't cheat! It's okay if you don't know.
- 1. separate
- 2. definate
- 3. committee
- (Not sure / dumb question / who cares)
Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?
- Yes
- No
Do you have a problem with racist jokes?
- Yes
- No
Do you like to be read to aloud?
- Yes, it makes me happy.
- Only when I'm sick.
- Maybe when I was five.
- Nope.
Do you and your ideal significant other enjoy making sarcastic jokes at each other's expense, knowing that it's all in good fun?
- Yes! That's a personality trait we have to share.
- Sometimes, but not too much.
- No, sarcasm doesn't belong in a love relationship.
- I can't dish it out, but I'd take it, I guess.
Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things?
- Good
- Interesting
What is your quest?
- To find true love.
- To find happiness.
- To find your fortune.
- To find the Grail.
How often do you meditate?
- Frequently.
- Rarely.
- Never.
Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?
- Starving children.
- Abused animals.
- Neither, both are good.
- Neither, they are equally bad.
How much influence or control do your parents have over your life?
- I am my own person.
- I consider their opinion but go my own way.
- I almost always do what my parents think is best.
- I always do what my parents say.
When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of:
- Good timing; they only land between calls
- Body materials that are insulated from current
- Not touching anything else at the same time
- They do get hurt; they just express it poorly
If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel?
- Good
- Bad
STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...
- 89457
- 98547
- 89754
- 89547
Which of these is likely to make you more nervous?
- A promising first date
- An important interview
What is next in this series? 1, 4, 10, 19, 31, _
- 36
- 48
- 46
- Don't know / don't care / dislike this q
Gender roles ...
- Exist for good reason - Should not be questioned.
- Are undergoing a refreshing redefinition.
- Are irrelevant, outdated and unnecessary.
What is your back-up plan if you can't find a date on a Friday night?
- Call up a friend, go see a movie
- Hit the town solo: you never know what will happen
- Self-improvement: go to the gym or read a little
- Two words: drinking alone
Are you an aspiring actor/artist/writer or other creative type?
- Yes
- No
Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path?
- Yes
- No
- Only if no one is looking
Which is bigger?
- The earth
- The sun
To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love?
- Romantic
- Foolish
- Creepy
2014 Answers
- Main article: OkCupid#LevelUpKing Profile
In 2014, Chris provided new answers to hundreds of questions on his LevelUpKing profile.
ID | Question | Answer | Explanation |
---|---|---|---|
27852 | Have you ever taken a shower with a partner? | No | |
61972 | Do you play the devil's advocate? | Never. | |
26367 | Is there at least one nude photo of you on the Net? | Yes | |
15637 | Would you ever get on a motorcycle? | No | |
637 | Have you ever had sex in a place where there was a high risk of being caught? | No, I don't think I could do it | |
1471 | Do you believe reason is more important than emotions in solving problems? | No | |
19691 | How would you say your self esteem is? | Low | |
24137 | Are you willing to wear uncomfortable clothes to look good? | Usually yes | I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway). |
168 | The life of one of your fellow citizens is more valuable than the lives of ten foreigners. | True | |
546 | Would you date a transgender person? | Yes | As long as she was born female and was still female (or a tomboy) |
12832 | Do you talk about your sex life with either of your parents? | Yes | |
21200 | Is it morally right for society to allow parents of children too young to make their own decisions to deny them the medical attention they require for survival for religious reasons? | Yes, it is their child after all | |
205 | Do you think bodily fluids are inherently gross? | Yes | |
323 | How confident are you in your sexual abilities? | Not really confident | |
223 | Do you believe that wealth in America is fairly distributed? | Yes | |
41564 | To your knowledge, do people have an unusual or humorous nickname for you? | Yes, but I don't like it. | Damn Trolls call me fat and freaking dumb and stupid when I am NOT. UGH!!! |
61598 | Have you ever entered into a relationship out of desperation? | Yes. | And I am near desperate now. |
18822 | Hypothetically, and if the lack of either wouldn't affect your health, which would you give up? | Sex | |
16862 | Beards: cool or ugly? | Ugly | |
8865 | Are you currently employed? | No | |
22400 | How many people have you kissed that are not related to you, in a more than friendly way? | 0 | |
13033 | Would you ever consider dating a Buddhist? | Only if he/she was non-practicing | |
38202 | "The best days of my life" are: | In my past. | |
358080 | What is the most exciting thing about getting to know someone new? | Discovering your shared interests | |
61170 | Has anyone ever accused you of being "high maintenance"? | Yes. | |
4018 | Are you happy with your life? | No | Mainly because of being lonely from being single and PUBLICALLY Invisible. |
20930 | Rate your self-confidence: | Below average | |
24125 | Do you believe contraception is morally wrong? | No | |
22021 | Is your ideal match well-off financially (or at the very least someone who has high income potential)? | Yes, it's very important. | |
18547 | Guys with facial hair… | Gross! | |
80 | What's your deal with harder drugs (stuff beyond pot)? | I never do drugs. | |
12964 | Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them? | Yes | Would we feel comfortable that way in the longer run? |
81812 | Who is worse? A person in a committed relationship who cheats on their partner or a single person who leads someone in a relationship to cheat? | The single person who leads someone to cheat. | |
178 | Which is bigger? | The sun | |
46563 | Assume you have a homosexual friend who is the same gender as you. Would it bother you if they hugged you? | Yes. | |
43261 | How much influence or control do your parents have over your life? | I almost always do what my parents think is best. | |
15742 | How much do other people's opinions of you influence your decisions? | A lot | |
1138 | Have you ever been to prison? | Yes | Wrongfully; I was found innocent, but the one overnight in the cell was emotionally scarring. The charge was minor and was dropped. |
54127 | Do you ever not feel like having sex because you feel too unattractive or too unappealing? | Yes, frequently. | |
1597 | Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date? | Yes | |
375 | Do you like going to the movies alone? | Yes | |
157 | Do you have your own web page? | Yes | |
339 | Do you like reggae music a lot? | Yes | It's okay |
6155 | Are you a snob about some things? | No | |
61444 | Do you believe that alcoholism is a disease? | No. | |
46444 | If you were searching profiles for a match on OkCupid, which do you think would influence you more? | The pictures. | |
6722 | Which best describes your personal feelings about sports? | I don't watch or play sports. | |
212813 | Which best describes your political beliefs? | Centrist | |
18212 | How much do you usually tip a server who did a fine job? | 10-15% | |
15037 | If someone asked you, "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" would you know the answer right away? | Yes | |
32286 | How do you feel about genetically modified foods? | No opinion/ don't know | |
18858 | Should speech be... | Have some censorship | The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops). |
66506 | How important to you is a potential match's sense of humor? | Somewhat important. | |
213 | Are some human lives worth more than others? | Yes | |
46643 | On a global scale, which do you believe provides the greater hindrance to world peace and unity? | Economics. | |
85419 | Which type of wine would you prefer to drink outside of a meal, such as for leisure? | White (such as Chardonnay, Riesling). | |
325 | Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)? | Yes | Only if we needed a break from each other for a while. |
53832 | If after years of being with a partner, you found out that they could not have children and would not be willing to adopt, would you want to stay with them? | I'm not sure. | |
6545 | Do you believe that some people can see a person's soul, just by staring into their eyes for a few moments? | Yes | Anything is possible. |
64571 | Do you think that wealthy nations have a responsibility to assist developing nations? | No. | |
6499 | If I saw someone checking out my significant other, I'd feel: | protective / concerned | |
256 | When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of: | Body materials that are insulated from current | |
185 | Are you really into Anime (Japanese Animation) movies? | Yes | |
85076 | What portion of your friends are citizens of a country other than your own? | None. | |
81873 | Do you believe that the global flood (Noah's ark) actually happened? | Yes. | |
278 | How good is your singing voice? | Very good | |
1815 | Could you date someone who already has children from a previous relationship? | No | |
49 | Which word describes you better? | Intense | |
15478 | Do you like hickies? | Yes | |
29384 | Would you allow your partner to kiss you after performing oral sex on you? | It depends. | |
49142 | Do you store any of your physical possessions alphabetically? | Yes. | |
42776 | Have you ever fired a real gun? For this question, pellet/BB/Nerf/paintball weapons do not qualify. If so, which most closely describes the deadliest type you have fired? | No. | |
48659 | Would you consider having a serious relationship with an active porn star? | Yes. | |
123 | Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background? | Yes | |
27915 | Could you marry someone for a reason other than love (e.g. money, citizenship, sex, fame)? | Not sure / maybe | |
86366 | Could you have respect for someone after having sex with them on the first meeting/date? | Maybe, depending upon the circumstances. | |
1119 | Does your partner have to be an active reader? | Yes | |
2 | Breast implants? | more cool than pathetic | It's their body. |
221106 | How often do you tweet? | Rarely | |
46301 | Would you consider dating someone who is in the process of getting divorced? | No. | |
16931 | Have you ever skinny-dipped? | No | |
42118 | It's 2 AM. While driving home, you stop at an intersection with a red traffic light. After waiting over six minutes, it still hasn't changed to green. No one seems to be around. What do you do? | Find a legal way to reroute, avoiding the light. | |
50379 | Imagine being all alone in the great outdoors, miles from anyone, with no communication device. Nobody knows where you are. | This is something I would avoid. | |
45303 | Have you kept any old love letters from ex-lovers? | I've never gotten any to keep. | |
32493 | If you could erase any pain from your past and substitute those moments with happiness, would you? | Yes, I'd rather not have those memories. | |
594 | Can anything be made the subject of a joke? | No, some subjects should not be joked about. | |
19676 | Do you feel obligated help your fellow human beings? | No | I like doing good when I can. |
313640 | Were you picked on a lot in school? | Yes | |
48649 | Would you consider having a relationship with someone who is married, but no longer has sex with their spouse? | Yes. | |
898 | Is it possible to have a true relationship, friend or otherwise, with someone you've never met in person? | No | ANYONE can be hiding behind the "Anon" of their monitor (damn Trolls and CyberBullies); Meeting in person ASAP is a must with me. |
30455 | Should drugs be legalized, regulated, and taxed? | No | |
13086 | Would you date a single parent? | No | |
1172 | Do you own any dice with more than six sides? | Yes | |
61443 | At what age do children become old enough to spend several hours at home without the supervision of an adult or babysitter? | Eight to ten years old. | |
38435 | Do you read fan fiction? | Yes. | |
209 | Will you teach your children to believe in Santa? | No | |
85937 | After sex do you clean up right away? | Yes. | |
1277 | Is it okay for you to be irrational in making important life decisions? | Yes | |
6988 | If someone sends you an e-mail (or has a profile) full of spelling and grammatical errors, are you less likely to talk to them? | No | Depends on the situation. |
30384 | How often do you wash your dishes? | When I run out of clean utensils. | |
58858 | Would it bother you if a platonic friend touched you casually during a conversation? | Possibly, it would depend upon circumstances. | |
35990 | Do you have any totally irrational fears, as in something that is extremely unlikely to happen or imaginary? | Yes | But within reason, especially from the real life actions of an Internet Troll or Cyber-Bully. |
55760 | How long would a relationship have to last before you would consider seeing a counselor to resolve problems? | Less than one year. | |
20818 | Once you take a moral position, can anything be said or done to change your mind? | Maybe, but it would take a lot. | |
8414 | Would you be excited to ride the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster? | No | |
40944 | Do you have a checklist of mandatory traits that you absolutely require in any significant other? | Yes. | |
22195 | Have you ever had a ghost or spirit around you and you could feel it? | Yes | My late father appears often in my dreams . |
20889 | What's your opinion of the phrase "making love" when it refers to sex? | It's no better or worse than any other. | |
15365 | Do you often have strong opinions about the government? | No | |
18604 | If you really liked someone, would you make an effort to clean up before s/he saw your place for the first time? | I'd clean up a little, I guess. It's only polite. | |
84437 | Have you ever intentionally left a book in a public place, hoping someone else would pick it up and read it? | Yes. | |
538 | Would you ever record a video of yourself having sex? | No | |
23193 | Do you more often get angry with yourself or with other people? | Others | |
38223 | Do you like to go clubbing? | Yes, I prefer to go with a date. | |
83646 | Would you consider living with a partner who does not want any pets? | No. | |
31920 | How do you feel about age differences in relationships? | I prefer someone younger | |
18663 | Would you be willing to adopt a child? | No | |
44350 | You're in a cabin and it is freezing cold. If you don't start a fire soon, you will surely die. You only have two flammable items for kindling. Which do you use to get the fire going? | The only copy of a great and important book. | |
1099 | Are you smarter than most people? | No | |
12551 | Do you, or have you ever, read a text book or technical manual for fun/pleasure? | No | |
36058 | A friend has become homeless. Would you let them stay with you until they are back on their feet? | I'm Not Sure | |
7040 | Which of these is wrong? | None of them! They're all correct! | |
465 | If you dislike your food in a restaurant, do you typically send it back? | Yes | |
33306 | If you were in a coma with little chance of recovery what would you like your significant other to do? | Don't pull the plug at all, a chance is a chance. | |
1497 | Which would you rather choose: peace on Earth or loads of money? | Loads of money | Total peace around earth is impossible. |
29652 | When it comes to music, do you have a strong preference for male or female vocals? | Yes - female vocals. | |
65043 | Do you own any sexy underwear? | Yes. | |
36666 | Of these four educational subject areas, which is your favorite? | Mathematics | |
62140 | Does it bother you when people are late? | Yes, always. | |
19931 | Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are... | Incredibly hot! | |
20778 | You're up against a nearly impossible challenge. Your ideal partner… | reminds you to be realistic | |
61830 | Should cigarettes be illegal? | Yes. | |
83730 | Do you know how to swim? | I am a swimmer | |
963 | Is foreplay necessary for good sex? | No | |
31821 | Do you think the government should limit big chain stores to give small businesses a chance? | Don't know/Don't care | |
55929 | Historically, have you gone through periods of "forgetting about your friends" as you have become involved in romantic relationships? | I'm not sure. | |
30723 | Which is the greatest compliment you could receive? | That you are beautiful/sexy/hot | ANY Compliment stated to me Directly, Sincerely and In Person with Eye Contact would be most appreciated. My self esteem has been low for a long while, |
45158 | If given the chance to vote on a law supporting assisted suicide, how would you cast your vote? | I'd vote against a law allowing assisted suicide. | |
28758 | You read a personal ad and it is misspelled, with poor grammar and uncertain capitalization. Do you allow that to affect your opinion of the person? | No | |
20036 | When deciding what is right and wrong you are: | more emotional | |
44354 | Do you enjoy long camping trips? (longer than 3 nights) | I've never camped, but would like to. | |
1173 | Are you more attracted to virgins? | Yes | |
70455 | Have you ever randomly followed a stranger because you found them attractive? | Yes. | |
165651 | Do you often have a hard time thinking of things to talk about? | Yes | It takes me while sometimes. |
179268 | Are you either vegetarian or vegan? | No | |
23132 | Do you like to play drinking games? | No, I think they're cheesy/lame | |
13077 | Would you date someone who has served considerable time in prison? | Yes | |
41653 | Would you feel comfortable going away on a vacation by yourself? | No. | |
20212 | Do you feel guilty or bad after having sex? | Sometimes | |
1688 | Do you think you could still be genuinely happy if you weren't in a relationship with anyone? | No | |
132 | Can you run a mile without stopping? | No | |
889 | Do you prefer to pursue a potential partner, or for them to pursue you? | I'd rather be pursued. | |
39875 | Which do you own more of? | Games. | |
85003 | Do you have a strong sense of self? | I'm on the verge of finding myself. | |
44255 | Would you consider dating a law enforcement officer? | No. | I F***ING LOATHE THE DAMN JERKOPS!!!!!!! |
16359 | Ivan P Pavlov (1849-1936) won a Nobel Prize for his work in | I don't know / I've never heard of him | |
351 | Do you think you have ESP at all? | Yes | A little at least |
50483 | Do you consider astrology to be a legitimate science? | Yes. | |
32067 | Would you date someone who is allergic to animal fur (e.g. cat, dog)? | I'm Not Sure | |
19997 | Would you be friends with, or date, a nudist? | Only if they were attractive | |
23305 | How many countries have you visited? | I have never left the country I live in now. | |
60100 | Is astrological sign at all important in a match? | No | |
55 | Does the idea of flipping a coin to make important life decisions appeal to you? | Yes | |
36622 | Do you prefer to sleep with the lights on or off? | I like a little light. | |
19081 | Do you live with your parent(s)? | Yes | |
46071 | During conversation, do you gesticulate? | I'm not sure. | |
20161 | The diamond dependent economy of West Africa causes civil wars and crimes against humanity. Should people consider this when purchasing or receiving an engagement ring? | I don't care | |
56606 | How interested would you be in knowing the details of a partner's sexual history? | Very interested. | |
1128 | Would you date someone who was already in a committed relationship with someone else? | Yes, but only if everybody knew. | |
79708 | Have you ever purposely pretended to be ignorant about something you have knowledge of because you wanted to hear someone else explain it? | No. | |
42272 | When you were a child, did you have an "imaginary friend"? | I'm not sure. | |
204 | Which would you rather lose: | the ability to orgasm | |
48664 | Have you ever seen a ghost? | Yes. | Or at least I felt like I may have. |
32521 | Do you ever date to avoid being alone? | Yes | I would if I COULD, but No Woman has asked me out while in public/in person. |
19094 | Ouija Boards - Cool or Crap? | Very cool! | |
23532 | When you break up with someone, do you tell them the real reason(s) or do you try to let them down as easy as possible? | I've never been the dump-er | |
46927 | Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of people? | Yes. | |
24630 | You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long do you wait to call? | Eventually, when I feel like it... | |
341 | Regardless of whether or not you smoke marijuana, do you think it should be legalized for adults? | No | |
409 | A "shooting star" is a star that... | ...burned out, and collapsed | |
19941 | You're in a serious, monogamous relationship when your partner gets offered their dream job overseas for three years. They have decided that it's a chance they just can't pass up. Which of these choices is most appealing to you? | Maintaining a long-distance relationship | |
6640 | Do you practice or believe in real magick, not to be confused with stage magic and parlor tricks? | Yes | |
30367 | How soon would you meet your significant other's parents? | Right Away! | It is up to her. |
477 | Which is longer? | A kilometer | |
219 | Gay marriage—should it be legal? | No | |
85310 | Have you ever driven a motor vehicle over 100mph (161kph)? | No. | |
51197 | When eating, do you generally eat the things you like most first or save them for last? | I eat the things I like most first. | |
78187 | Do you have any interest in collecting coins? | Yes, I regularly check my change for rarities. | |
358084 | Do you enjoy intense intellectual conversations? | Yes | |
70 | Do you think homosexuality is a sin? | Yes | |
21411 | Do you enjoy intellectual debates on topics like politics, religion, science or philosophy? | It's usually boring or annoying. | |
16153 | What causes Earth's seasons? | Earth's distance from the sun | |
49093 | Wearing socks with sandals is: | Perfectly fine. | |
32855 | Underarms can be a hairy subject. How do you maintain your pits? | I shave consistently. | |
25908 | If money were not an issue, would you have major cosmetic surgery on any part of your face or body? | Yes | |
13103 | How big is your porn collection? | LARGE | |
82493 | How do you dispose of your used chewing gum? | I swallow it. | |
58129 | If you were forced right now to discover with absolute certainty one and only one of the following related to the future instance of your death, which would you choose to learn? | The day of the month. | |
294 | Which is more important for a good match? | Having similar political beliefs | Similar interests |
95830 | Would you lie about how you met a person you were dating to please your parents? (Think: you met on OKC, but tell them you met through a friend) | Yes | |
60500 | Has anyone ever accused you of being "too clingy"? | Yes. | But I have better self-control now. |
48347 | Do you think you could ever enjoy being humiliated as part of a sexual experience? | Yes | |
20745 | From which medium are you most likely to find out about new news stories? | Radio | |
8038 | If you want to get to the top of the stairs sooner, do you: | Go faster without skipping | |
86544 | Which of the following has the biggest influence on your behavior? | Tradition, Faith, Upbringing, Heritage. | |
29859 | What if you found out, just before the wedding, that the love of your life was sterile and unable to ever have kids? | Continue the wedding and not adopt | |
70863 | Have you ever stayed up all night, until dawn, talking with someone you have just met? | No. | |
19069 | Do you think politics have an impact on your everyday life? | I'm Not Sure | |
1436 | Would you leave an otherwise perfect relationship if you found out your partner was interested in children sexually? | I'm Not Sure | |
35399 | What's the gender distribution of the vocalists in your music collection? | Mostly female singers. | |
360 | You are more romantic than most people you know. | False | |
19449 | Have you ever gone white water rafting? | No, never | |
12605 | Once you're intimate, how often would you and your significant other have sex? | Once or twice a week | |
63010 | Do you have names planned out for future children? | Yes. | |
1235 | Do you own any shiny or form-fitting clothing? | Yes | |
68818 | If you hooked up with someone and a pregnancy unexpectedly resulted, would you feel that you should get married? | Yes. | |
18711 | Have you ever cosplayed? (Dressed up as a comic/anime character) | Yes | |
23804 | How do you feel about the Pro-Ana movement (anorexic women forming support groups to encourage each other in anorexia)? | I'm not sure | I would support it if it was towards Recovery, not the sad act. |
44 | Some religions are more correct than others. | True | |
44384 | Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships? | Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong. | |
60901 | If you were really, really drunk, which of the following would you be more likely to do? | Complain to someone. | |
77017 | Have you ever tracked someone down just to apologize for something that you did years before? | Yes. | |
30416 | "Your a bitch!" What bothers you more about the above sentence? || They both bother me equally || | ||
24013 | Consciousness is... | Spiritual - Soul, heart, spirit. | |
44145 | Do people tend to turn to you for answers pertaining to subjects you know little about? | No. | |
43727 | If your own toothbrush was not available, would you feel comfortable using a partner's toothbrush? | It depends on which partner. | |
19874 | How long do your romantic relationships usually last? | 0-6 months | I am not sure. |
9417 | Do you have a photographic memory? | Yes | |
42957 | Do you use the word "ain't" in everyday conversation? | Yes | |
18758 | Do you find that arguing with your significant other is arousing to you? | I'm Not Sure | |
1290 | Do you feel like you're still hurting from something that happened to you a long time ago? | Yes | |
60388 | Have you ever recited a poem that you did not write to someone as a means of expressing your mood or feelings? | Yes. | |
18299 | Is exposure to sexuality damaging to the minds of children? | Yes | |
25294 | Would you date someone who was currently in a relationship, knowing that you would "be a secret?" | Depends on the person. | |
45 | Do you believe in ghosts? | Yes | |
218 | Should prostitution be legal? | Yes, absolutely | Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to. |
39673 | What would you do if one of your favorite shirts lost a button? | Wear the shirt without the button. | |
16557 | When you hear the name Dylan what is the first to come to mind? | Something or someone else / Nothing | |
97 | Do you write poetry? | Yes | |
23696 | When you are angry or frustrated, do you ever throw, smash, kick, hit inanimate objects (non-living things)? | Sometimes | |
45006 | Imagine you have a significant other who reveals they have a video of a sexual encounter from a prior relationship and offers to show it to you. Would you want to see it? | Yes. | |
33043 | Which do you prefer? | It depends / Don't make me choose! | |
62821 | When sick, do you prefer the company of others or to be left alone? | I prefer company. | |
19885 | Someone offers to give you $100 if you *don't* vote in the next national election. (for example, the US President) Do you take the money? | Yes | |
6506 | Could you date a person who had a large imperfection (ex: mole, birthmark, etc.)? | I'm Not Sure | |
321556 | How often do you masturbate? | A few times a month | |
16053 | How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person? | Totally willing! | Must meet ASAP or Immediately |
27239 | It's your first date with someone you recently met. At the end she/he says "I think I love you." | Sweet | |
50542 | Have you ever yelled at the TV while watching sports? | No. | |
136 | Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front of you? | No | |
55966 | Imagine your first face-to-face meeting with someone you met online has just gone well, but lacked the spark of your prior online contact. Would you want a second meeting? | Yes. | I prefer to meet in person Immedtately or ASAP. |
38336 | Is making fun of someone for being thin any different from making fun of someone for being fat? | No. | |
499 | Could you date someone who used anti-depressants? | Yes | |
47799 | Which of the following would you most expect to determine from a first date? | Emotional compatibility. | |
366 | When you're not in a serious relationship, what do you prefer? | Dating one person at a time | |
82108 | You are unloading the dishwasher. You remove an item that seems entirely clean, except for one long hair caked to the surface of it. What do you do? | Wash the item by hand. | |
52868 | Have you ever written a screenplay or stage play? | No, neither. | |
71222 | Your cell phone rings while you are having a conversation with a friend. You: | See who's calling and decide if you'll answer. | |
26525 | Can overweight people still be sexy? | Yes | |
49660 | How many pictures of family and friends do you carry with you in your purse or wallet? | None. | |
18692 | Do you have an ex that you would really like to date again? | No | |
70095 | Which is worse: Obesity or anorexia? | Both are equally bad. | |
50923 | At the movies, do you stay for the credits? | Sometimes. | |
17582 | How are your teeth? | Okay | |
164 | Do you wear a suit to work (or female equivalent)? | No | |
40570 | Is it more important to you that you are tactful, or truthful? | Truthful | |
18775 | A person you're interested in attempts to cook a romantic meal for you. After tasting a bit of it, you notice it hasn't been cooked completely. What do you do? | Tell him/her the food needs to cook a little longe | |
57718 | Immediately after having sex with a partner, which of the following sounds most appealing? | Cuddling with them. | |
527 | Is marriage a necessity for two people who love each other? | No | |
71985 | Do you have a living will? | No. | |
47676 | Have you ever worked in a customer service job? | Yes. | |
37604 | Do you believe that, when a soldier kills an enemy soldier in combat during a war, it is murder? | No. | |
46252 | Have you performed in a theater setting as an adult? | No. | |
17382 | Do you believe you can communicate using only your mind (telepathy)? | No | I wish I had all Psychic Powers. |
8079 | How many hours a day do you prefer to sleep? | Around 8 hours | |
17002 | Do you find British comedies entertaining? | I like them quite a bit! | |
473 | Do you have (or are you getting) a degree from one of the 8 ivy league universities, MIT, Stanford, Duke, U Chicago, or Caltech? | No | |
41113 | Do you ever intentionally try to make people angry just to see how they react? | No. | |
35862 | When you are sleeping, do you prefer: | A cool room | I'm sleeping under blankets after all. |
44727 | How would learning that a potential match has served in the military affect your interest in him or her? | It wouldn't matter at all. | |
14 | Is a guy who's slept with 100 girls a bad person? | No | |
46455 | Do you think most people your age would guess what kinds of music you listen to or don't listen to just by looking at you? | No. | |
61965 | If you came across a word you didn't know while reading, would you stop to look up its definition? | Yes. | |
93476 | How vegetarian are you? | Not at all! | |
24740 | Do trees have souls? | No | Anything is possible. |
55349 | Have you ever thrown an object in anger during an argument? | No. | |
26894 | Do you flake out on social invitations? (Accept and change your mind at the last minute.) | Rarely / Never | |
20928 | If you saw a man knitting in public what would you think? | He's just secure in his masculinity. | I wouldn't care; none of my business. |
58622 | Do you ever feel it is important to answer questions like these in certain denominations or multiples? (e.g., You can't stop until you've answerd a multiple of 5 questions or the total number of questions you've answered ends in 2.) | No. | |
85481 | Imagine your date starts groping you in the car while you're driving. Which would you be most likely to do? | Roll with the flow and keep driving. | |
83215 | If your significant other turned down sex in favor of a video game, after you have already had sex three times that day, would you be offended? | No. | |
447 | Do you think most people tell at least one lie most days? | Yes | |
6813 | Not ideally, but realistically, do you flock to the "bad" boys/girls? | No | |
45424 | How would you feel about a significant other collecting toys that are generally considered appropriate for children? | Neutral or indifferent. | |
29689 | When you fall in love with someone, do you go ahead and tell them, or do you wait for them to say they love you first? | I go ahead and tell them. | At least to state that I like her. |
37044 | Would you read a book recommended to you by a significant other? | Yes. | |
11551 | I accept other people's quirks: | Readily | |
55156 | Have you ever given an answer on a test or quiz that you knew with perfect certainty to be correct, even though you were confident another answer was expected and that your 'correct choice' would not receive credit? | Yes. | |
1766 | Is art important to you? | Yes | |
18530 | Do you want your partner to be kinkier than you? | Yes | |
53299 | Which type of education would you prefer for your children? | Public. | |
21986 | Do you typically speak and write in a clear, precise manner? | Yes, almost always. | |
79726 | If you found out the person you're dating cannot achieve orgasm without being slapped hard across the face, would you be willing to satisfy them in this way? | Yes. | |
170849 | Do you Google someone before a first date? | No. Why spoil the mystery? | |
69225 | How important would it be for you to have a work schedule that is similar to your partner's work schedule? | Somewhat important. | |
128 | Do you have any tattoos? | I have no tattoos | |
61461 | What's your take on "professional" wrestling? | I don't care for it. | |
37986 | Have you typically researched the policies of companies before you bought products from them? | No. | |
28386 | Someone you are interested in sometimes becomes very emotional over forms of art (movies, music, poetry.) How does this make you feel? | It's cool / ok | |
105 | Do you have a child or children? | No | |
31374 | Have you ever tried any sexual roleplaying, such as student/teacher or patient/nurse? | No, but it sounds interesting. | |
35660 | How often are you open with your feelings? | Usually | |
52682 | If one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker? | Yes, but only if they were obese. | |
416235 | Do you like watching foreign movies with subtitles? | Yes | |
28918 | Would you do a striptease for your mate? | Yes | |
18768 | Is it ever okay to kill another human being? | Yes, to save your own life. | |
15418 | In your current music collection, do you have more independent artists or big name superstars? | A mix of both | |
43471 | Do you remember dreams that you had as a child? | Yes, both good and bad dreams. | |
77 | How frequently do you drink alcohol? | Sometimes | |
60 | Which describes you better? | Warm-hearted | |
49714 | Should governments control population by placing legal limits on childbearing? | No, that violates human rights. | |
29792 | Do you like wearing formal attire? | Occasionally, when I need to. | |
887 | Do you enjoy crude humor, dirty jokes, and the like? | Usually, yes. | |
58162 | Would you consider having sex in a graveyard? | Yes, but only with the living. | |
18843 | Are you a good liar? | No | |
60308 | Say you're with someone you really care about, and they reveal their deepest, darkest secret. Which of the following would be most likely to scare you away? | A bad temper. | |
37759 | If a very skinny stray cat were to come to your doorstep, would you feed it, believing that if you did, it would probably keep coming back? | Yes - I would consider adopting it. | |
42010 | Do you make any special efforts to support small, independent businesses instead of the big chains? | Yes, I support the little guys whenever I can. | |
356 | Do you have any credit cards? | Yes | |
70218 | You are interested in someone, and you discover that they were a nerd in high school. How does this affect your opinion of them? | It makes no difference. | |
44639 | Do you like horror movies? | Yes | |
37151 | Before people find out your real age, what do they usually assume? | That I'm younger than I really am. | |
25809 | Is it okay to search your child's room, to make sure they aren't doing anything you don't want them to do? | Only with probable cause. | |
18100 | Psychic tells Joe he's going to have a car accident.... Joe does. What most likely happened? | Chance: Car accidents aren't so rare | |
22496 | Boardgames? | I love boardgames, let's go play. | |
35409 | You just prepared some food in your kitchen and made a mess. Do you: | Clean up immediately after eating. | |
126 | What kind of shape are you in? | Average | Physically: Average; Mentally: Stressed; Emotionally: Fair to Good. |
38423 | What do you usually wear when you sleep? | Underwear. | |
35203 | Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex? | Yes | Only with Straight, Lesbians or Bi-Women. |
28478 | If a blind date used a coupon while paying for dinner, how would you feel? | I don't care either way. | |
65 | Do you have a problem with racist jokes? | No | |
54786 | Does it bother you when people sing the wrong words to a popular song? | No. | |
6710 | How much do you procrastinate? | Some | |
69 | Are you more of a fast or careful talker? | Careful | |
22569 | Have you ever used a fake ID to do or acquire something you were legally barred from as a result of your age? | No | |
48551 | Would you rather be the one to search out your match on OkCupid or have your match find you? | I'd prefer that someone find me. | |
49467 | How do you feel about putting children on leashes? | I do not approve of this. | |
51296 | Do you feel a need to own the most up-to-date electronic gadgets? | Sometimes. | |
165644 | What's worse on a first date? | Nothing to talk about | |
26412 | Your significant other's family speaks a different language, and will accept you more easily if you speak it. Do you: | Try to pick it up along the way | |
41393 | In a potential mate, is ditzyness a turn-on or a turn-off? | I'm neutral / it depends on their other traits. | |
53889 | Do you believe that scientific investigation is the only effective method to gain meaningful knowledge about the universe? | Yes. | |
51615 | How often do you tell your platonic friends that you love them? | Occasionally. | |
25421 | A difference of opinion over which of the following topics would most likely make you think twice about dating someone? | None of these would. | |
17570 | In a certain light, couldn't being homeless be exciting? | No | |
52503 | Should adults be required by law to wear seatbelts when riding as passengers in automobiles? | Yes. | |
291 | Would you prefer it if fashion models were the same size and bodytype as the average citizen? | Yes | |
38115 | Would you object to someone bringing a young child along on a first date? | Yes. | |
1440 | Jealousy: healthy or unhealthy, in the context of a relationship? | Unhealthy | |
60726 | If a trusted partner asked you to submit to them sexually, would you? Assume that this would involve letting them collar you, command you, and have control over you during sex. | Yes. | |
35959 | How much do you like to be tickled during sex? | I do not like being tickled during sex. | |
24053 | Do you need "alone time" to re-charge after social situations? | Yes | |
23338 | Your signifigant other has a hobby that you find boring. They're busy doing whatever it is they like to do, and you're bored. What do you do? | Sit and watch to figure out why they like it. | |
68401 | Could you fall in love with someone you have only talked to online? | No. | |
85344 | Are you more concerned about possibility of being killed as a result of a terrorist attack or a traffic accident? | Traffic accident. | |
46403 | Could you date someone who needs a great deal of alone time? | Yes. | |
49296 | How long does it usually take for you to decide whether or not you like a new acquaintance? | It takes a few minutes of conversation. | |
21754 | What is your opinion concerning strip clubs? | They can be fun every once and a while. | |
52645 | Have you attended a drag queen/king show? | No, and I don't plan to. | |
23407 | If your spouse asked you to get a small discreet matching tatoo with them, would you? | Maybe, I would think about it | |
27341 | How does the thought of someone masturbating with you in mind make you feel? | Aroused | As long as the other person was female. |
9411 | Do you like to go to museums? | Yes, a lot | |
56151 | How would you react if your lover called you by the name of their ex? | I'd talk to him/her about it. | |
26573 | Do you like going to poetry readings? | Occasionally / I'd try it | |
48325 | How important are academic achievements to you? | Somewhat important. | |
60498 | Other things being equal, would you prefer a job that requires you to be mostly on your feet or mostly sitting down? | Mostly on my feet. | |
88 | How messy are you? | I'm mostly organized | |
23543 | Is it a requirement that you communicate every day with your significant other (via phone, text, in person, whatever)? | Yes, unless otherwise specified | |
27141 | You wake up 20 minutes before your alarm is scheduled to go off. What do you do? | Go back to sleep till the alarm goes off | |
82566 | Do you like coffee? | Yes, but I can do without it. | |
20527 | Which would you rather win? | The Lottery | |
15634 | Do you like to be the center of attention? | Yes, sometimes | |
34511 | Would you say you have... | A modicum of success with vegetation | |
19378 | How are you most likely to show your partner you care? | Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss | |
9379 | Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex? | Yes, but only with my friend's permission | |
30724 | The person you are dating has a different faith or religion than you. They ask you to go with them to a religious function. Do you go? | Yes | |
82728 | Have you ever brought a stray animal home? | Yes. | |
28754 | How long do you believe people need to be in a relationship before before getting married? | At least 1 year | |
37764 | How often do you read your horoscope? | Occasionally. | |
77456 | If all of the professional sports leagues in the world ceased to exist, would you be upset? | No. | |
50565 | Do you blush easily? | No. | |
196 | Excluding childhood fights, have you ever punched someone in the face? | No | |
19748 | What's your opinion of male crossdressers? | I have no problem with them. You go girls! | |
82443 | Did a parent or guardian ever actually wash your mouth out with soap? | No. | |
47012 | Imagine you are put on hold while making a telephone call. A song you like comes on while you wait. Would you sing along? | Probably. | |
54150 | Do you think you can tell how good someone is at sex by how they move on the dance floor? | No. | |
20519 | In a relationship I like to discuss politics with my partner. | Sometimes. It depends. | |
53 | When telling stories, do you like to exaggerate? | No | |
712 | Do you think a girl with hairy underarms is necessarily unattractive? | No | |
51833 | What is the longest you have gone without sleep? | 24 to 36 hours. | |
19897 | Do you play or have you ever played a Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game? | I enjoy playing them | |
6946 | Has anyone ever written you a romantic poem? | No | |
36045 | Are you ready to settle down and get married right now? | Get married no, settle down yes. | |
25561 | Does it bother you when people say "PIN number" or "ATM machine"? | Why would it? | |
19712 | Do you write down important dates and appointments on a calendar? | Yes | |
335 | Do you (or would you) like to go hunting? | No | |
28545 | When having sex, do you like to have your hair pulled? | Don't know / Not sure. | |
79134 | How often do you have trouble sleeping at night? | Frequently. | |
36326 | Do you often feel victimized by people you consider friends? | Once in a while. | |
17778 | Are you a beer snob? | No | |
19290 | Does violence ever solve anything? | No, violence solves nothing | |
17439 | Have you ever seen your best friend naked? | No | |
53965 | If you discovered a spider on the wall in your bedroom, which would you do? | Catch it and put it outside. | |
1446 | Do you care about other people's suffering? | It depends on the kind of suffering | |
41953 | About how long do you want your next relationship to last? | The rest of my life | |
6467 | Do you think men who are sitting down should stand up when a woman comes to the table/enters the room? | No / Not usually | |
81 | How much do you go "clubbing" (out dancing in bars)? | Never | |
19148 | Would you consider dating someone who had spent considerable time in a mental health facility? (i.e. mental hospital/institution.) | I'm Not Sure | |
39337 | Which olfactory strategy would you prefer a partner take when on a date with you? | Antiperspirant or subtle deodorant only. | |
392 | If someone you barely knew asked you how many people you'd had sex with, would you answer? | Yes | |
38555 | How often were you picked on by other kids your age when you were growing up? | Sometimes. | |
15695 | Do you believe there is some unique human quality that separates us from animals? | Yes, and it was given to us by God | |
19893 | Is a tongue stud a turn-on? | Yes | |
18905 | Would you pose nude for a magazine? | Yes | If I got paid to do it. |
23618 | How important is it to you to have your own unique "thing" (like a weekly Girls' Night Out or Guys' Movie Night) that you don't share with your partner(s)? | Very - I need some ME time to be happy | |
47222 | Have you ever formed an opinion about a stranger in a grocery store, based primarily on the items he or she is buying? | No. | |
854 | Do you wish things like vampires, fairies, werewolves, ghosts, or something along those lines were real? | Yes | Specifically, my own Sonichu and Rosechu characters and my city of Cwcville. |
83507 | While evaluating someone you are dating, do you find yourself placing much importance on how good of a parent you think they'll make? | Just a little. | |
51349 | Is it possible for your partner to be too ambitious? | No. | |
134 | Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved? | No | |
12750 | Do you ever spit on the ground, in public? | Yes | |
346 | Have you performed any charity work in the last year? (We mean labor, not donating money) | No | |
73645 | Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"? | Not telling any lies. | |
6850 | You are offered a choice of free training in Martial Arts or Cooking. Which do you take? | Cooking | |
15704 | What is your opinion of sarcasm? | It's okay. | |
49920 | How spicy do you like your spicy food? | I like it a little spicy. | |
57570 | Have you ever taken free furniture somebody else left at the side of the road for use in your home? | Yes. | |
42839 | Which of the following learning approaches would you prefer? | Watching someone else do it. | |
38721 | Imagine that you and your partner cannot agree on the choice of music. If you were driving and your partner a passenger, how should the music be chosen? | I would allow my partner to choose the music. | |
82263 | Would being in the same room with a couple of friends who are having sex bother you? | Yes. | Depends |
83034 | Should convicted child molesters have to put up signs in their yards saying what they did? | No. | |
441 | Do you make your bed most days? | Yes | |
56137 | When it comes to gambling, which is closest to your style? | Cautious. | |
9482 | Have you ever changed a diaper? | No, but I would | |
6109 | You see a police officer. How do you feel? | Nervous | I really loathe those corrupted Jerkops!!! |
48372 | Do you believe in the power of prayer? | Yes | |
7077 | Which is better: sex without sleeping together or sleeping together without sex? | Sleeping | |
169 | Should the death penalty be abolished? | Yes | |
17342 | On a typical night, what time do you go to sleep? | Later | My internal clock has been out of order for a long while, and would be appreciated towards realignment towards a day schedule. |
35475 | When in a relationship, what importance do you place upon celebrating weekly or monthly anniversaries? | Moderate. | |
20290 | Is being "in-style" with regards to fashion important to you? | Yeah, sometimes | |
38838 | Have you ever had sex with someone you first met online? | No. | |
312 | Are you likely to make long, friendly conversation with strangers? | No | |
73 | Would you rather live in the big city or a small town? | Small town | |
266 | Do you have a favorite sports team that you really like to follow? | No | |
48 | Which would you rather be? | Normal | |
28537 | Do you find glasses on the opposite sex attractive? | No Preference | |
215 | Which would you rather master? | art | |
12498 | The fastest way to piss me off is to... | interrupt me | |
494 | Do you own a record player? | Yes | |
19898 | Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do? | Sometimes | |
48278 | Would you consider dating someone who is already involved in an open or polyamorous relationship? | Yes. | |
50755 | Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? | No. | |
60892 | Do you believe in fate? | Yes. | |
13130 | Hypothetically, do you think you would be good at being a porn star? | Yes | |
19140 | Personally, is sex in a public place hotter than indoor sex? | I'm Not Sure / Wouldn't know | |
39436 | Do you hang out with the same group of friends almost every time you go out? | No. | |
39291 | Can two people fall in love without ever meeting in person? | No. | |
6636 | Would you prefer to live in an old house with character and history or a brand spanking new one? | New | |
6015 | Where did you graduate in your high school class? | Top Half | |
50759 | Can you name your two closest neighbours? | No. | |
23834 | Do you often make jokes that offend more uptight people? | No | |
24251 | Do you have a hard time feeling happy when people around you are sad or upset? | Yes | |
146 | Choose the better romantic activity: | Kissing in Paris | |
1730 | Do you enjoy Rap/Hip-Hop? | ||
34 | Are you more horny or more lonely? | Lonely | |
36524 | When riding a bicycle, do you wear a helmet? | Yes, all the time | |
69429 | If a partner would not respond to your emotional needs unless you made them known verbally, would you have a problem with this? | Yes. | |
53155 | Do you enjoy gardening? | No. | |
27477 | Do you often find yourself worrying about things that you have no control over? | Yes | |
34113 | How do you feel about government-subsidized food programs (free lunch, food stamps, etc.)? | No problem | |
111072 | Would you consider dating a vegetarian or vegan? | Only if they don't push their diet on me | |
41850 | How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone? | Somewhat important. | |
60843 | If you were to get married, would you want your partner to change his or her last name to yours? | Yes. | |
18564 | Do you believe that it is possible to experience romantic love for more than one person at a time without loving one less because of your love for the other? | Yes | |
83808 | Would you ever consider a relationship where you would take on an exclusive sexual role as master or slave? | Yes, as the master or the slave. | |
38072 | Would it bother you if a date made gender-biased remarks? | Only if they were inaccurate. | |
13006 | Would you go out with a smoker? | No | |
74188 | When it comes to travel, which do you prefer, trains, planes, or automobiles? | Automobiles. | |
26387 | Do you bring up STD results/risk factors before you start fooling around? | Always. | |
20418 | Do you keep a budget (of your finances)? | Sometimes | |
18882 | You walk out of your home first thing in the morning, late for work and in a serious hurry because you greatly enjoy your job and don't want to lose it. At the same time, a bird with a broken wing is struggling in some bushes nearby. What do you do? | Keep moving, but feel bad about it. | |
191 | Could you imagine yourself killing someone? | No | |
35281 | Who are you more worried about disappointing? | My family or friends | |
542 | Roughly how many books have you read in the past year? | Less than five | |
21 | Do you enjoy meaningless sex? | Yes | |
446 | Do you think most people are lonely? | Yes | |
62254 | If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana? | No. | |
24153 | When I go out to eat, I go to a large chain restaurant: | Sometimes | |
133 | Are you physically strong? | Yes, very | |
212814 | How important are your political beliefs to you? | Somewhat important | |
69986 | Pick the lowest of the following distances between you and a partner that would satisfy your personal definition of a "long-distance relationship". | 50 miles (80 km). | |
18778 | Which is the smallest amount of money you would stop to pick up if you saw it laying in the street? | Penny | |
61666 | In a relationship, how important is it for you to be in control? | Somewhat important. | |
487 | Have you ever quit a job without giving at least a week notice? | No | |
365 | How much would you enjoy hosting a big, crazy party? | Not that much | |
42611 | Imagine you are in a serious long-term relationship and have decided it is best to break it off. Just before you can tell your partner, he or she gives you the following news: "I have been diagnosed with cancer and probably only have one year to live." | I'd stay with my partner and never mention it. | |
82831 | If you had to pick one of the following locations for a first date, which would be most appealing? | A restaraunt. | |
53910 | How often do you read before going to sleep? | Rarely. | |
42895 | If asked, would you share the password to your email account with a significant other? | Yes. | |
18779 | Have you ever been a member of an organization like Girl Scouts, Girl Guides, Boy Scouts, or Campfire? | Yes | |
14884 | Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you? | No | |
602 | Have you ever gone skydiving? | No, and I do not want to. | |
39185 | Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning? | flag burning | |
298 | If possible, would you prefer to date someone a lot more attractive than you, or about the same? | A lot more attractive | |
83660 | Do you like the idea of living alone? | No. | |
46911 | Have you ever heard a recording of your own voice? | Yes, I liked the sound of it. | |
16345 | Are you better with numbers or words? | Both equally | |
388 | Is it easier to love or to hate? | Hate | It depends on which of good or bad people you've been more exposed towards, and your own shyness or aggressive response. |
29815 | What do you think of reality television? | It's alright. | |
85686 | Would you consider dating someone twenty years older than you if they were really interesting and looked really good? | No. | |
21175 | Are you an intellectual? In the context of this question, intellectual means someone who loves learning, often for its own sake. | Yes | |
508 | Do you like holding hands? | Yes | |
1179 | Do you like traveling? | Yes | |
62344 | Would you consider dating someone who is a full-time student? | Yes. | |
71 | Is interracial marriage a bad idea? | No | It is good for some people, but I would not date a black woman |
47764 | Do you think it is possible for someone to be an Atheist and still have a solid moral framework by which to live? | Yes. | |
38130 | Do you like fireplaces? | Yes. | |
18612 | Have you ever had an abortion/requested a mate to get one? | No | |
156915 | Are you a Buddhist? | No | |
60852 | Do you believe that regular sex is necessary in maintaining a healthy relationship? | Yes | |
13095 | Do you kiss on the first date? | Under the right circumstance, Yes | I would let it be her choice. |
61269 | Do you hunt animals for sport? | No. | |
302 | Would you prefer to date someone way dumber than you, or way smarter? | Way smarter | |
21527 | Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you? | No | |
83677 | Have you ever lead someone on romantically just for fun? | No. | |
156914 | Are you Jewish? | No | |
28549 | Do you feel nauseated at the sight of blood? | No | |
62173 | Would you be willing to go shopping for sex toys? | Yes. | |
77061 | Which are you better at remembering, names or faces? | Faces. | |
49080 | Do you generally finish all of the food on your plate? | Yes. | Or until I feel full. |
18638 | Would you read a book just for fun? | Yeah, I like to read. | |
478 | Does the idea of childbirth disgust you? | No | |
48758 | Do you believe that courteous behavior, such as saying "thank you" or holding a door, is important even when the other person involved does not deserve it? | Yes | |
61989 | Astronomy or astrology? | Astronomy. | |
579 | Do you feel that animals are more important than humans? | No | |
61133 | Would you be comfortable masturbating in front of a partner? | Yes. | Only upon private, in person request from a woman. |
1454 | Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing? | Yes | |
25 | Would you watch a porno movie with your ideal match? | Yes | Upon request. |
34333 | Which do you prefer in a significant other, generally speaking? | A little of both, depending on the situation | |
85931 | If a date were to give you a gift, which would you rather receive? | A creative item made by them. | |
60161 | Imagine that one week prior to your birthday, you receive a package from a friend. It is clearly labeled, "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Do you wait as instructed before opening it? | Yes. | |
322 | Do you try to draw attention to your body by wearing seductive clothing? | No | I'm not sure. |
61815 | Do you subscribe to polytheistic beliefs? | No. | |
48770 | Would it ever be okay to break up with someone by email or text? | No. | |
20011 | Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path? | Yes | |
23233 | Do you have time for a committed relationship in your life at this point? | Yes, absolutely | |
85919 | Do you find that extremely intelligent people are intimidating? | No. | |
18125 | Do you believe that there exists a statistical correlation between race and intelligence? | No | |
454 | As an adult, have you ever been single for more than a year straight? | Yes | |
8054 | Have you ever been in love? | Yes | |
1133 | Do you have rape fantasies? | No | |
20175 | When shopping, you noticed that wealthy-looking man dropped some money on the floor while paying and didn't notice while leaving. What will you do? | Chase the man down and return it | |
22566 | The most important question to ask yourself when making a decision is... | Is it the right thing to do? | |
271 | Think quick! | 3.14159 | |
61570 | Would you consider dating someone who plans to remain celibate indefinitely? | No. | |
34094 | Do you believe a couple should live together before considering marriage? | Yes | It's not obligatory. |
144 | Would you ever sleep with a serial killer? | No | |
18538 | Did you ever have a "goth" phase? | No. | |
186 | If you got married, would you change your name? | No | |
86349 | Do you find science to be interesting? | Yes - Both are interesting. | |
26582 | Would you ever eat something out of the trash? | No | |
30169 | Do you enjoy giving oral sex? | Love it! | |
68369 | Where do you primarily get the books you read? | Bookstore / Online. | |
35995 | Have you ever lied to a partner about your sexual history? | No | |
54090 | Imagine that you are attacked on a dark street by someone brandishing a deadly weapon. You defend yourself and are unhurt, but in doing so your actions kill the attacker. You believe there were no witnesses. Which would you do? | Notify the police. | |
38912 | How do you feel about germs? | Careful: I wash my hands and cover my sneezes. | |
1212 | Do you like dogs? Would you consider owning a dog as a pet? | Yes, I would love (or do own) a dog. | |
24282 | Outside of work and school, how inclined are you to investigate something that interests you? | Very inclined | |
27243 | I find myself in fights with authority figures... | Rarely / never | |
59426 | If you were involved in a serious relationship, at which of the following points would you begin looking for new potential partners? | After the relationship was formally terminated. | |
47752 | If you found a valuable item that you knew was lost by someone you dislike, would you return it to them? | Yes. | |
22439 | Can just one person significantly change the world? | Yes | |
53426 | When you have plans to meet someone at a certain time, it's best to be: | A little early. | |
53354 | You are at a busy event when you come across a child who appears to be lost, alone, and distressed. How do you respond? | I talk to the child and offer to help. | |
1028 | Is your ideal sex rough or gentle? | I enjoy both equally | |
80081 | Do you like going to amusement parks? | Yes. | |
66222 | When, if at all, should a child adopted at birth be told that s/he was adopted? | Once s/he is old enough to understand/ask. | |
58763 | Do you enjoy riding roller coasters? | Yes. | |
48753 | Do you like to cuddle? | Yes. | |
16317 | Would you ever date someone that is HIV positive? | No | |
48779 | Imagine that your partner has a horrible accident and is left in a coma and on life support. The odds of improvement are nil. Your partner's living will states that life support should be removed in this scenario. Which would you do? | Follow proper procedures to get it removed. | |
1153 | Sexually explicit art or song lyrics should be | Accepted as free expression | |
37677 | Have you ever participated in a high school or college marching band? | No. | |
155 | Would you ever seriously date someone twice your age? | No | |
83910 | Do wild places such as mountains, rivers and forests call out to you? | Yes. | |
428 | Do you think people living in rural areas are more ignorant, on average, than city folks? | No | |
15001 | What would you do if your partner reveals to you that she/he was raped in the past? | Sympathize and make the relationship grow stronger | |
12221 | Have you made fun of anyone recently, knowing that it probably upset them? | No | |
1387 | Would you ever engage in a sexual activity you didn't enjoy, just because your partner did? | Yes | |
1618 | Would you date someone who has genital herpes? | No | |
21245 | You see a mother breastfeeding at the mall. For the most part she is covered, but you can tell what she is doing. What is your reaction? | No reaction, just keep shopping. | |
76934 | Which of the following could you most easily live without for an entire month? | Porn. | |
152 | If you had a one-night stand DURING a relationship, would you confess to your mate? | Yes | |
56891 | Imagine you have only $50 and will not receive any addtional income for ten days. A show that you desperately want to see is in town for today only. The tickets are $50. Do you use all your money to buy one? | No. | |
308 | If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out? | Yes | |
26634 | Which of these is more fascinating to you? | Both are fascinating to think about! | |
416 | Would you and your ideal match eventually feel comfortable farting around each other? | Yes | |
31556 | For which emotion is self-restraint the most crucial? | Anger | |
337 | Without using a dictionary or other tool, can you choose the commonly misspelled word? Don't cheat! It's okay if you don't know. | Definate | |
31877 | When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is: | Admirable and desirable. Chivalry's not dead. | |
12822 | Have you ever told someone that you loved them when you didn't? | No | |
24345 | How much can intelligence turn you on? | A lot! | |
69186 | Can you remember the names of everyone you've ever had sex with? | Yes. | |
67651 | What kind of education did you have growing up? | Public school. | |
12208 | Do you snort when you laugh? | No / never | |
35593 | If married, when would you expect your partner to wear a wedding ring? | Most or all of the time. | |
42932 | Have you ever ridden a horse? | Yes, and I enjoyed it. | |
35415 | How would you feel if a significant other forgot your birthday, nameday, anniversary, or something else similarly important to you? | Disappointed. | |
30607 | Is it okay to answer your cell phone while out with a friend or on a date? | Friend, yes. Date, no. | |
16479 | Do you have dessert after dinner? | Sometimes | |
222 | Do you think taxes are justified? | Yes | |
20950 | People who throw cigarette butts out of their car window... | Are being insensitive and/or rude | |
327 | How does having sex with someone usually affect your emotional attachment to them? | I become more attached. | |
265 | Who do you think was smartest on this list? | Einstein | |
14620 | Agree or disagree: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or the one)." | Agree | |
71660 | If someone described themselves as 'just an average guy/gal', how would this most likely affect your opinion of them? | It would depend on other factors. | |
979 | How many children would you ideally like to have? | 1-2 | |
5417 | Would you date someone who still lives with his/her parents? | Yes | |
411 | Do humans and modern primates (apes, chimps, etc) share a common evolutionary ancestor? | Yes | |
18398 | You have a one-time opportunity to use a machine with a numbered dial, which, when turned, adds that number to both your IQ and your weight. What do you do? | Don't touch that dial -- I like myself as is. | |
1832 | How should people spell "women"? | Women | |
389 | Can most babysitters be trusted with children? | Yes | |
19265 | A college-level education is... | Nice, but not mandatory | |
85706 | If you were in a committed long-term relationship and met someone you feel an even stronger attraction to, which would you do? | Continue current relationship, ignore attraction. | |
16915 | Would you prefer someone extremely mellow or extremely hyper? | Mellow | |
154 | In a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting? | No, it wouldn't. | |
344180 | Preferred position: are you a top or a bottom? | Versatile | |
52884 | Do you think that people who go to jail for serious crimes deserve a second chance out in the real world? | It depends on the crime. | |
22141 | I would rather be.... | Working 60 hours a week at a job I like | |
50564 | Have your sexual interests become kinkier as you've grown older? | Yes. | |
52789 | Which of the following do you consider to be the best explanation for the existence of human life on Earth? | Humans evolved from other species. | |
15063 | Would you be willing to date someone with ADD (attention deficit disorder)? | Yes | |
16271 | Did you ever take a class in school just because you heard the person you liked was taking it? | No | |
47005 | If it comes to having children, would you prefer to adopt or to be one of the biological parents? | I would rather be one of the biological parents. | |
442 | If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel? | Bad | |
85265 | Should only those who pay taxes be allowed to vote? | No. | |
37314 | Which of the following "solutions" do you think would provide the biggest reduction in crime rates? | More and better implemented social programs | |
171 | What's more important to you? | Your world | |
354 | Would you be comfortable being poor for the rest of your life? | No | |
20193 | How often do you forget plans, meetings, things to do...the garbage, etc? | Once in a while | |
17056 | While shopping at a superstore (e.g. Wal-Mart, Target, etc.), if you change your mind about buying something you've picked up, do you walk back to where you found it to put it back? | Yes | |
12503 | How often should your significant other buy you gifts, jewelry, or other things more expensive than, say, dinner, cards, or flowers? | On special occasions (birthdays, Christmas, etc.). | |
13759 | Parlez-vous français? | No | |
19039 | If you had the opportunity to join the first manned mission to Mars but in exchange would never see earth again, would you do it? | No, I'd miss my life/my family/my planet too much | |
141 | Would you be happy raising the kids while your spouse worked? | Yes | |
15698 | How do you feel about kids? | Kids are precious - they love me and I love them! | |
58976 | Which of the following types of toys did you generally like best when you were about eight years old? | Creative / building toys. | |
33870 | Would the fact that a partner insisted you were perfect (had no faults) and refused to acknowledge your shortcomings, bother you? | Yes | NOBODY IS EVER PERFECT. |
36628 | You're in bed, spooning behind your partner. Where would your hand(s) most likely be? | Partner's chest / breast / heart. | |
41242 | Your significant other is traveling and has the opportunity to stay with a good friend that you know they find to be very attractive. What's your stance on the situation? | It might be ok, but I'd want to discuss it first. | |
69714 | Do you believe that heterosexual pornography is degrading to women? | Some is - Some isn't. | |
26557 | You're dating someone new. You discover that they have a housemate the same sex as you. This: | Doesn't faze you one bit | |
470 | Do you enjoy crossword puzzles or jumbled word puzzles? | Yes | |
16800 | Would you run into a burning building to rescue your pet? | Yes, without a doubt | |
23147 | Imagine you're having the perfect conversation with your ideal partner. What are you doing? | Telling stories | |
72438 | Who is more annoying, the person who talks too much or the person who doesn't talk enough? | The person who talks too much. | |
24648 | Would you be turned off by the idea of dating someone who has never been kissed? | No | |
27240 | You've been gone for a day, and didn't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend where you were, you come to find ten messages on your answering machine from him/her. You find this... | A bit much, but understandable | |
45645 | Have you ever faked an orgasm during sex? | No. | |
41878 | Have you created a 'Things To Do Before I Die' list? | No. | |
39189 | Would you date a recovering (non-drinking) alcoholic? | Yes. | |
8155 | On average, which best describes how often you GET WICKED DRUNK? | Seldom or never. | |
85813 | If your significant other actively participates in an activity that you are not really interested in, would you go to offer support if they wanted you to? | Yes, as often as I could. | |
23389 | You're out on the street and you encounter some people speaking a foreign language. What's your reaction? | Cool, what language are they speaking? | |
61278 | How would you react if a partner bought you an outfit to be worn during sex? | It would depend upon the outfit. | |
30271 | Does silence make you uncomfortable? | Depends on the situation | |
68746 | If someone identifies as a feminist, does that raise or lower your opinion of them? | It has no effect on my opinion. | |
491 | What would be more likely to bother you in a relationship? | Not enough affection | |
70332 | Do you have a survival kit prepared just in case a disaster occurs and normal services are disrupted for an extended period of time? | No. | |
36409 | You're on a first date at a restaurant. You're most likely to order: | Whatever I want, of course. | |
44821 | Do you believe that your government should fund embryonic stem cell research that would require the destruction of additional human embryos? | Yes. | |
71396 | Do you like to watch the Olympic Games? | I only watch certain events. | |
39690 | Do you examine the nutritional information for the food you buy in stores? | Sometimes. | |
21709 | When you are at the movies with your date or your friends, how much talking does it take to make you upset? | Constant chatter, to you, others, or a cell phone | |
31581 | Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react? | Not thrilled, but go ahead. | |
33602 | Do you attempt to conserve water, energy or other resources during your everyday life? | Sometimes | |
23992 | You come home and discover that somebody's broken into your house, and they're still inside. You... | Find the handiest weapon and confront them | |
19445 | Do you feel the urge to correct people who say stupid things? | Sometimes | |
38173 | Do you enjoy watching educational programming on television? | Yes, on occasion. | |
36346 | Do you usually add salt to your meals? | No | |
242 | Are your birth parents divorced? | No | |
51774 | What is your position on hunting? | I approve of hunting for food only. | |
48740 | Does the car someone drives say a lot about their character? | No. | |
15414 | Have you used psychedelic drugs (LSD, mescaline, peyote, etc.) or would you like to? | No, I have not used them and I would not try them. | |
9401 | How much does the sound of a person's voice affect their attractiveness to you? | A little | |
39373 | How often do you do things out of spite? | Rarely. | |
26405 | Is it easy for you to achieve orgasm? | Yes, with skill and sometimes patience | |
1185 | In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life? | Some | |
665 | Are you fetish-friendly? | Never tried it, but I'm open-minded. | |
45598 | Do you enjoy provoking people just to get a response. | Sometimes. | |
37845 | Do you read the dedications and introductions when you're reading a book? | Occasionally, if I'm interested | |
40194 | How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations? | Somewhat important. | |
12540 | Do you ever drink alcohol in order to lower your inhibitions with the opposite sex? | No | |
35520 | Does netspeak (e.g., afk, brb, How RU?, lol, rotfl, ttyl, etc.) bother you? | Some of the time - It depends. | |
17457 | Have you ever spent more than 8 hours straight playing video games? | Yes | |
86 | Do you own a gun? | No | |
59457 | Are you okay with people who grow marijuana for their own personal use? | Yes. | |
53888 | Do you think that the psychological differences between human males and females are better explained by nature or nurture? | The two play a nearly equal role. | |
25228 | Do you think drug use with your partner can be a romantic activity? | No | |
55669 | When you offer criticism, how is it most often received? | Some of both - It depends upon the situation. | |
59279 | When you are feeling down or blue, which is most comforting to you? | Music. | |
49345 | Would you consider performing anilingus on a partner who asked you to? | Yes. | |
140 | If you had to guess, do you think humans will go extinct in the next 1000 years? | No | I don't know. |
122 | How much does physical attractiveness matter to you in a match? | A lot | |
838 | For you personally, is abortion an option in case of an accidental pregnancy? | Yes | |
38051 | How often do you gamble? | Rarely. | |
33590 | How do you usually feel toward authority figures (teachers/instructors, police officers, etc.)? | Indifferent | But SERIOUSLY Upset at the corrupted Jerkops. |
47635 | Imagine you have a partner who is able to provide financially for you and any children. Would you consider taking a stay-at-home role? | Yes. | |
60141 | Do you ever pick food off of other people's plates? | Yes, but only after asking. | |
226 | Which would you rather lose? | the right to bear arms | |
26299 | What haircolor, or shade, do you prefer? | I have no preference | |
93624 | Which of the following would you consider yourself? | Clean, but can deal with a little mess | |
227646 | How do you describe yourself politically? | As a an Independent/Something Else | Moderate |
67172 | How important is it that incoming messages on OkCupid come from people who have a high match percentage with you? | Somewhat important. | |
18185 | Your family dog/cat is diagnosed with an illness, and the vet bill will be $2,000. Do you : | Save Fluffy--to hell with the expense! | |
15743 | How do you feel about people with past addictions? | A little hesitant | |
83547 | How important is it to you that a potential partner continues to educate himself/herself as an adult? | Very important. | It is one's choice to further educate. |
50086 | If you were to be with one person for the rest of your life, which of the following would you fear most? | Lack of communication. | |
115 | Do animals have "souls" like humans do? | Yes | |
18966 | Do you prefer hardcore or softcore when it comes to your porn? | Both! | |
49461 | Other than when going to bed for the night, how often do you fall asleep while watching TV? | Never. | But I have it tuned to Music Choice Easy Listening. |
20530 | When chatting with a potential friend/significant other online, is use of proper grammar and spelling important to you? | Yes | |
44063 | War. What is it good for? | Absolutely nothing. | |
40288 | How trusting are you where it concerns your government? | Somewhat. | |
32632 | When cooking food in the microwave, do you often impatiently hit the cancel button within the last few seconds rather than waiting? | No | |
501 | Have you smoked a cigarette in the last 6 months? | No | |
66548 | Which is closest to your reaction to foul language? | It's ok as long as it isn't every other word. | |
6238 | Do you laugh when somebody trips and falls? | Occasionally | |
6350 | How would you describe your body? | Average | |
305 | Goth chicks? | Sexy | |
48947 | Is intoxication ever an acceptable excuse for acting stupid? | No. | |
63114 | How do you think your sex drive compares to what is typical for other people of your age and gender? | My sex drive is about average. | |
67024 | How many pillows do you sleep with at night? | Two. | |
36790 | Let's say you are in line at a grocery store and have many items. The person behind you just has only one or two. Do you offer to let them go ahead of you? | Yes, unless I am otherwise in a hurry. | |
24496 | When a dog licks your face, what is your reaction? | Awww..how cute! | |
29829 | How often do you keep your promises? | Whenever possible | |
6123 | How often do you send greeting cards for holidays and birthdays? | Sometimes | |
221105 | How often do you use Facebook? | I'm a somewhat active user. | |
1588 | Do you like cats? Would you consider owning a cat as a pet? | Yes, I would love (or do own) a cat. | |
85319 | How much do you trust the news media? | I trust some sources more than others. | |
868 | Is it wrong to cultivate or manufacture illegal drugs? | Yes, always | |
86318 | Do you now live in the same city or town as the one which you resided primarily in between the ages of eleven and eighteen? | No, I live in a completely different place. | |
445 | Which typically comes first for you? | Work | |
34517 | Do you enjoy dark, violent, or disturbing music? | When I'm in the mood. | |
1134 | Do you have a desire (even if it's secret) to take part in sexual activities involving bondage? | Yes | |
82273 | Do you use hand sanitizer? | Yes. | |
81624 | Looking toward the future, which of the following do you see as most important for you in ten years? | Being in a good relationship. | |
61281 | How often do you 'take it out' on other people when you're having a bad day? | Occasionally. | |
67641 | How important to you is being with family during holidays? | Very important. | |
37693 | Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours? | Yes, I'd be playing with them. | |
61733 | Would you be pleased if a partner expressed the desire to be sexually humiliated by you? | No. | |
18555 | Have you ever felt so strongly about a social issue or cause that you have participated in a public demonstration? | No | |
34255 | How do you feel about women openly displaying tattoos? | I Don't Mind | |
54 | Which, on you, is closest to perfection? | Your soul | |
43304 | Do you get angry when you lose a game? | Sometimes | |
16295 | To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love? | Romantic | |
81223 | Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose? | Do not perform the surgery. | If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine). |
20021 | Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship? | Someone to come home to | |
60765 | When it comes to right and wrong, which of the following do you think has the greatest impact on your belief system? | Family and/or friends. | |
73414 | Do you think you have what it takes to be a successful actor or actress? | No. | |
18982 | If you asked for time off of work to see your favorite band and it wasn't granted, would you skip work to see the show anyway? | No | |
311 | When you're around new people, are you more of a leader, or are you more cooperative? | More cooperative | |
48953 | If you were visiting a new city, where would you be most excited to go? | Historically or culturally important places. | |
6520 | What is the first definition for the word "composition" that comes to mind? | A piece of music | |
26720 | How much do you spend per year for shoes? | Less than $100 | |
35355 | How open are you to trying new things in bed? | I'm open, but I don't get too crazy. | |
31321 | Would you stay in a relationship if your significant other told you, "I no longer feel that deep love I once felt for you, but I'm willing to stay together until I work through this"? | Yes | |
31840 | I prefer to sleep… | Embracing / cuddling my partner | |
7273 | Were you in love with the first person you ever slept with? | No | |
20976 | You're in a new relationship and your partner admits that they have had 14 sexual partners. Does that sound like a lot to you? | I guess, but It doesn't change how I feel. | |
86750 | What kind of rides do you like at amusement parks? | I like them all, big and small. | |
49468 | In terms of height, how do you compare to others of your sex? | I am about average. | |
19815 | Your significant other is perfectly content with their minimum wage job and has no plans to look for more challenging/better paying work. Is this a problem? | Somewhat, but it's their life. | |
27164 | Do you believe that men should be the heads of their households? | No | |
15752 | How important is voting to you? | Very important | |
1707 | Which of the following best describes your typical demeanor? | Meh. I have my ups and downs. | |
69912 | Other things being equal, would you be more attracted to an artist or a scientist? | Artist | |
19292 | Have you ever taken a break while at work to "play" with yourself ? | No | |
46218 | Do you like to interpret your own dreams? | Yes. | |
997 | Are you a cat person or a dog person? | Both | |
37760 | People consider me to be 'a loner'. | It's probable that many think this of me. | |
82 | Have you ever tried Yoga? | Yes | |
210 | Do you believe in God? | Yes | |
32973 | Are you an adventurous eater? Do you like to try new foods and ethnic cuisines? | Yes, if it's not too strange. | |
83480 | Which pubic hair style do you prefer for a partner? | Completely shaven. | |
85773 | If an acquaintance mentioned something negative about a person you just met who otherwise seemed nice, how open would you be to give the person you just met a chance? | Somewhat open, I'd be very cautious. | |
7239 | What is the worst personality trait someone can have? | No sense of humor | |
262 | Most claims of sexual harrassment in the workplace are LIES made up by a scorned woman. | I don't know | |
72735 | Imagine you are on a first date and accidentally discover your date is packing condoms. Which would be closest to your reaction? | I'd pretend I didn't see it. | |
66544 | In a relationship, who do you prefer to be taller? | It doesn't matter to me. | |
37115 | Let's say you ask your partner a question and know with certaintly that their answer is a lie, what do you do about it? | Discreetly probe for more information. | |
1309 | What size party would you prefer to attend? | Just a few close friends. | |
22122 | How long would you have to talk to someone online before you felt comfortable to meet? | I'd meet right away if their profile were cool | |
15372 | Could you date someone who has strong political opinions that are the exact opposite of yours? | Yes | |
29032 | Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value? | Social / Interpersonal | |
6018 | Do you enjoy chatting on the phone with your friends? | Yes | |
11 | How does the idea of being slapped hard in the face during sex make you feel? | Horrified | |
30830 | Would you do something outrageous, stupid or adventurous simply because it would make a good story to tell later? (Assume there would be no serious consequences to your actions.) | Maybe, depends on what and who with. | |
58812 | Would you consider roleplaying out a rape fantasy with partner who asked you to? | Yes. | |
15030 | Which would you prefer your ideal match to be more into? | Music | |
96 | Are you, or have you ever been, in a band? (A solo act is fine, too. Don't count school bands.) | No | |
13014 | If a government were brutally oppressing you, what would you do? | Move/escape away to a benign power | |
403 | Do you enjoy discussing politics? | No | |
85867 | How often do you skimp on sleep during the week and "catch up" on it during the weekend? | Somewhat often. | Not sure |
9688 | Could you date someone who does drugs? | No | |
6765 | Have you ever attended a political demonstration or convention? | No | |
22198 | If you were out to dinner and your date was a vegetarian would you still order meat? | I'm Not Sure/ I would ask them first | |
553 | Do spelling mistakes annoy you? | No | |
38004 | Have you ever created a piece of art for a friend, just because you were thinking of them? | Yes. | |
15550 | What is too big of an age gap between you and a partner? | 10 years | |
83319 | If you had to choose between spending a weekend hiking and camping or going to Broadway shows with the same friends, which would you choose? | I would be happy with either. | |
20408 | Do you believe in an energy field that surrounds us that we can manipulate through reiki, acupuncture, chakra balancing, yoga, or some other system? | Yes, but I don't practice any of these. | |
85900 | Imagine you are walking down the street at night and hear a cry for help. Which would you do? | Investigate. | |
22206 | Would you radically alter your appearance (hair, clothes, body modifications) for your significant other? | No way! | |
85658 | You see a harmless insect in your living space. It can't bite or make any annoying buzzing or chirping sounds. What do you do? | Leave it alone. | |
174 | Communism, in concept: | Bad | |
64334 | Imagine that your partner does not enjoy performing oral sex and refuses to ever perform it on you. How disappointed would you be? | Somewhat disappointed. | |
156917 | Are you an Atheist? | No | |
21729 | Is satanism acceptable? | No, it is wrong. | |
71068 | Would it be easier for you to make a list of things you want in a relationship or a list of things you want to avoid in a relationship? | Things I want. | |
13307 | Anyone can be financially successful, if only they're willing to try. | True | |
39385 | If you were offered $5,000,000,000 US dollars to participate right now in a single round of Russian Roulette (1 in 6 chance of immediate death), would you play? | No. | |
53903 | How often do you make up and sing ditties? | ||
15280 | Could you date someone with no long-term goals? | Yes | |
6347 | Do you believe in miracles? | Yes | |
348 | Which do you like more? Be honest. | Giving massages | |
61487 | If political candidates supported marijuana legalization, how would that affect your disposition toward voting for them? | This would not influence my vote. | |
86417 | How long can you go without sexual release? | More than a week. | |
7535 | Do you take pills when you have a headache? | Yes | An aspirin |
42329 | If you were offered the opportunity to eat human meat prepared any way you like, would you at least try it? | No | |
19484 | Do you ever want to punch people you don't know, right in the face, for superficial reasons (the way they grin, their clothes, their voice, etc.)? | It happens, but not often | |
86184 | Do you keep your sexual exploits private? | Sometimes. | |
15355 | If your partner wanted to pay for you, as a couple, to see a professional dominatrix would you go? | Yes | |
16371 | Someone in an open relationship asks you out on a date. You: | Are hesitant, but would consider it. | |
24375 | Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex? | 1-2 dates | I would let soonest sex be up to her, but don't keep me waiting too long. |
12988 | It's Friday night, 7 PM, and you have no plans for the evening. Which of these are you most likely to do? | Watch some TV, or go see a movie alone. | |
30066 | Do you drink milk and juice straight out of the carton and then put it back in the fridge? | Yes. Only because I don't live with anyone else. | |
46 | Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things? | Good | |
18861 | What do you think of the game of Rugby? | I don't know anything about it/I don't care | |
28903 | Which of these is likely to make you more nervous? | A promising first date | |
91 | Honestly, which do you do more of? | Watch television | |
358 | Do you know the first name of every person you've ever made out with? | Yes | |
656 | Has Christianity made the world better or worse? | No opinion / Not sure | |
13136 | How important is art in your daily life? | Very Important | |
20135 | How do you feel about falling in love? | I love it and want it very much | |
53312 | Which of the following would you be most disturbed to find in a 13-year-old child's room? | Illegal drugs. | |
66827 | During a romantic evening at your significant others' house, he or she puts on a slow song and asks you to dance. How would you respond? | I think its corny, but I'll do it anyway! | |
5764 | Sharing a toothbrush with your partner is… | Utterly disgusting | |
56145 | How do you generally feel about people who tend to hug others whom they've just met? | Indifferent. | |
23293 | If you had to pick one of the following types of people for a significant other, which would it be? | Wholesome | |
334 | Do you usually wear cologne or perfume? | No | |
307 | Do you like wild parties? | Yes | |
531 | Would you rather play Scrabble, go out dancing, or get drunk? | Scrabble | |
84036 | Have you ever talked your way out of a traffic ticket? | Yes. | |
81807 | If a partner asked you to have sex in a sex shop booth with others watching, would you? | Maybe. | |
30 | Would you like to receive pain during sex? | Yes, some | |
40441 | If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find? | Maybe a little bit. | |
137 | Would you terminate a pregnancy if the baby was going to be mentally disabled? | It depends on the severity | |
175 | Should burning your country's flag be illegal? | Yes | |
29127 | What do you think about people who watch movies purely for the point of making fun of them? | I don't do it but I suppose it could be fun. | |
62286 | Could Evolution and Intelligent Design both be right? | No. | |
46856 | Do you prefer the people in your life to be simple or complex? | Complex | |
35385 | How often in conversation are you likely to use an exact quote from a movie, play, or TV show? | Once a day or more. | TV! We talk TV! You talk some TV?[1] |
17 | Would you date someone just for the sex? | No | |
67920 | If you were to receive one month's salary as a gift, which of the following would come to mind first? | Pay off debt. | |
58697 | With respect to sex drive, which of the following has created problems in your prior relationships? | Neither of the above. | |
153 | Pick the best date on this list: | A really nice restaurant | |
33949 | Do you prefer to eat organic food? | Sometimes, if it's easy to get | |
35606 | Does hanging out in an empty field, in the middle of no where, at 2am to watch a meteor shower sound like fun to you? | I've never done it but it sounds like fun. | |
50006 | Overall, do you think that what you do (or plan to do) for a living makes the world a better or worse place? | No impact. | |
46536 | How important is it to be able to 'agree to disagree'? | Somewhat important. | |
142 | Is it possible to love someone you don't even like? | No | |
86874 | Death is: | We won't know until we die & then still might not. | |
22803 | You get married. Five years later, you realize it was a mistake. Discussion and counseling haven't made a difference. You just don't love your partner anymore. He/she still loves you. You decide to: | Keep trying. Marriage means commitment. | |
32657 | Would you develop a new hobby/cultivate a new interest just to have something in common with your partner? | Maybe, but only if it seemed cool | |
1100 | Are you better looking than most people? | No | |
18670 | Are you a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA)? | No, but sounds interesting. | |
85327 | Do you listen to podcasts? | No. | |
63409 | Is it logically inconsistent to support the death penalty but oppose abortion? | Yes. | |
82815 | Are you a "regular" at any bar, coffee shop or restaurant? | Yes. | |
267 | If some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, does it follow that some men are tall? | No | |
28741 | Can you write a web site in HTML (without using site building software)? | Yes | |
38767 | Is it okay for men to wear makeup? | Yes | |
68 | Are you a highly skilled writer? | Yes | |
18169 | Think of when you were a little kid and choose the most appropriate answer. | I never got in trouble. | |
359387 | Do you believe morality is universal, or relative? | Universal | |
13110 | Do you subscribe to/believe in the philosophies of Ayn Rand? | I don't know what you're talking about | |
86325 | What degree of profanity do you prefer to see when you watch a comedian? | Some profanity is ok as long as it isn't extreme. | |
46092 | Is it ever acceptable to have a sexual relationship with someone who you have professional authority over? | Yes. | |
22534 | Would you ideally like to be married within the next 3 years? | Yes | |
18766 | Does your newspaper/TV news/news website of choice have a political bias? | Not that I'm aware of. | |
9628 | Biting? | No | |
32 | Group sex (with 3 or more people): | It seriously interests me. | With me and multiple women; NO OTHER MALES. |
61786 | Would you consider dating someone whose religion or spirituality is the primary focus in their life? | Yes | |
25114 | Which event sounds most appealing? | Sci-Fi Convention | |
19446 | Have you ever made a booty call (invited over or visited someone you were not actively in a relationship with, just for sexual activity)? | No, but I suppose I might. | |
8048 | Which are you closer to being? | A yuppie | |
27672 | Commitment to personal growth is: | Sort of important | |
340 | Do you think angry or pornographic music lyrics should be kept, by law, away from kids? | Yes | |
1293 | Do you understand quantum physics? | No | |
149 | Which makes for a better relationship? | Dedication | |
29 | Would you rather… | avoid bondage all together | |
38094 | How far would you be willing to travel to meet a person of interest who also has a high match percentage for you here on OkCupid? | Up to 20 miles (32km) | |
53629 | Which is your favorite season? | Spring. | |
30903 | If you're in a relationship you expect will last for the rest of your life, is it important to you that it be the most satisfying sexual relationship you have ever had? | No | |
37371 | Imagine that scientists create a new drug. When swallowed as a pill, it will completely and permanently eliminate feelings of guilt for prior events. Testing reveals that there are no harmful medical side effects. How should this pill be distributed? | By doctor's prescription only. | The Trolls have tricked and blackmailed me into doing out-of-my-character deeds I am not at all proud of, and I would like to feel a Lot Less Stress from them if I can forget them. |
156913 | Are you Christian? | Yes | |
82681 | If I had to choose among the following for an ideal romantic partner, I'd choose: | Someone smart and kind. | |
15641 | You win a contest for a choice between two million dollar homes, you take... | Urban penthouse | |
46255 | Which of the following types of video games do you like most? | Sports or action games. | Action games to be more specific; sports games vary to me (motion control on Playstation or Wii are good). |
23185 | Would you date someone you weren't crazy about if they took you on cool dates? | Yes | But I would be honest of lack of interest, or give a chance for better decision (obese doesn't count ). |
15889 | Do you put more weight in science or faith? | Equally in both | |
393 | Is there a such thing as having had too many sex partners? | No | |
41112 | Have you ever written short fiction, other than for school assignments? | I've written many short stories. | |
12950 | Do you iron your own clothes? | No | |
38196 | Regardless of where you grew up or now live, which of the following best describes the way you see yourself at heart? | I am a suburbanite. | |
31488 | If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends? | A little, but I would be honest with them. | I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much). |
66994 | Do you like to burn incense in your home? | I've never burnt incense in my home before. | |
1102 | Do you feel that you're usually at least one step ahead of most people you talk to? | No | |
220 | Do you like to watch sports on television? | No | |
288 | What's a worse trait to have? | Laziness | |
87 | Does smoking disgust you? | Yes | |
321 | Generally speaking, are you a worrier? | Yes | |
80041 | Are you looking for a partner to have children with? | Yes | |
1305 | Do you own your own country's flag? | Yes | |
44540 | If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid? | No - This would not bother me. | |
37280 | If you were abducted by aliens and were allowed to bring only one form of entertainment, which would it be? | Video games | |
784 | Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of his/her exes (as a friend)? | Yes | |
20570 | At a party, you're offered a drink, even though you have a busy day tomorrow. Do you take it? | No | |
872 | What's more important? | Safety | |
1040 | Receiving anal sex? | I like it / I think I might like it | Only with/from a woman; if on me, she would wear a strap-on. |
42062 | Do you consider government taxes (such as income tax) a form of theft? | I'm Not Sure | |
39210 | Do you believe you've lived past lives? | Yes, I am confident I have. | |
1712 | How shy would you say you are? | Very shy | |
95 | Do you regularly paint or sculpt? | Yes | |
86049 | How easily are you offended? | Somewhat easily. | |
42266 | Do you sleep with the television on? | Depends on what I'm watching | |
12625 | Half of all policemen are thieves and half of all policemen are murderers. Does it follow logically that all policemen are criminals? | Yes | HELL YES! I Really Loathe the damn, corrupted Jerkops!!! |
30115 | Have you ever gotten, or would you ever get, a piercing below the belt? | I would. | |
28869 | The person you have been seeing for a while climbs in through your window, crawls in bed with you, and cuddles up. You find this: | A sign of neediness | Surprising. |
19481 | On average, how do your friends compare to you, age-wise? | I don't have that many friends | |
59469 | Would you like to have someone strap on a dildo and put it inside you? | Yes. | |
12955 | Have you ever been outside of your own country? | No | |
40007 | Imagine that you receive a document that absolutely proves whether or not God exists. Upon reading the document and finding the truth, you must decide whether or not to share the proof with the world. Which would you do? | Share only if it proves that God exists. | |
19365 | If you meet someone and they are everything you are looking for, except their body type, do you give them a chance? | No | Only the obese. |
80594 | Can you be single and truly happy at the same time? | No. | |
42300 | Where would you prefer to live? | The nicest house in a modest neighborhood. | |
34750 | Do you have a vanity license plate? | Yes | |
19279 | Have you ever cut off contact with someone after seeing their pic? | No, but I would if they were not attractive enough |
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