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OkCupid, one of the more popular dating websites, matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OkCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. Like so many other dating websites before, Christian Weston Chandler joined this one with high hopes, and has renewed his profile many times, despite never successfully attracting anybody through it.

CWCSONICHU profile

OkCupid profile screencap

Chris created his first OkCupid profile in late February 2009. He gave up on it quickly, and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of True and Honest love. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including "casual sex".

While mildly entertaining, this profile didn't last long; after a short time it was hacked by trolls. Fortunately, Chris would make more profiles in the future.

Profile text
I am Autistic, Fun, and Creative.

My Self-Summary

I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.

Who I'd like to meet:

Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.

Looking for:

New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex

OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, race, etc, all of which Chris left blank.

ChrisCSonichu profile

Chris's profile image, recycled from his adventures as direct2sex.

Chris's return to OkCupid started on 4 April 2009 under the name "ChrisCSonichu." This was a much more involved affair than his earlier profile, as Chris updated this profile frequently. These updates slowly changed the page from a badly written but largely benign profile into a violently insane, sex-obsessed manifesto about how awesome Chris is, and how hot girls should be having sex with him. This slow evolution from stupid and relatively innocent to stupid, filthy and deranged can be found in virtually every chronological thing Chris has ever made or done, but is perhaps most evident in his Sonichu comics.

The earliest saved version we have of Chris's page is relatively harmless. Chris makes an ass of himself in two languages, and refers to himself as a creative genius, but on the whole there's nothing too outlandish. Unfortunately, this simple, placid version of the profile was the calm before the storm.

Full text of the first version

My Self-Summary

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single.

Now in Spanish

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaña de una mujer bonita quién la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un título y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatía y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo quería hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family.

I’m really good at

Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting and other things.

The first things people usually notice about me

I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

The six things I could never do without

-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart.
-My Video Games (PS3, PSP, DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles).
-My creative genius.
-My good health.
(Not sure about the final two)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How and where to socialize better.

On a typical Friday night I am

At home playing my "Sonichu's Adventures" on LittleBiGPlanet, or Guitar Hero or the current video game I'm playing.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here -

Now in Spanish

Yo soy autístico altamente funcionales, y estoy un virgen esperando por mi novia bonita.

English Translation: I am an Autistic functioning at a high level, and I am a virgin searching for my pretty girlfriend.

You should message me if You're A) 21-28 years old, B) not black (no personal offense), C) NOT a Smoker, D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" and F) (the old expression) Boyfriend-Free.

Second Version

Over the course of several edits, Chris's profile eventually a distinct second form. All references to childish things, such as LittleBigPlanet and Sonichu had been removed, and replaced with things Chris thought of as "manly" like Guitar Hero. The sheer importance that women meet him "in person" became more and more emphasized with every edit, as well as constant references to how much he needs sex as soon as humanly possible. The legendary Third Date is completely foregone in favor of Chris getting precious China on his very first encounter with a woman, and requirements were added demanding that in-person contact must be had no later than two days after the first online contact. Despite his attempts to avoid embarrassing himself with his profile, Chris still misspelled the name of his alma mater, referring to it as "Piedmong Valley Community College".

Full text of the second version

My Self-Summary

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me, and sex is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single.

Now in Spanish

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaña de una mujer bonita quién la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un título y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatía y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo quería hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family. I also work on my art projects, get some exercise in; all that good stuff.

I’m really good at

Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

The first things people usually notice about me

I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

The six things I could never do without

-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart.
-Sex
-My Video Games (PS3, PSP, DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles).
-Sex
-My creative genius.
-Sex LOL
-My good health.
-My glasses; I'm nearsighted.

Note: Chris has recently removed the Sex, Sex, and Sex LOL requirements from this list, replacing them with a single entry for "Food and Water". We have retained them in our version for the sake of completeness.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How and where to socialize better.

On a typical Friday night I am

At home playing Guitar Hero or working on my current project.

I am Very Interested in livening up my Friday and Saturday Nights; I am open for suggestions. ;)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am very interested in sex as well as ALL of the True Love emotions, loyalty and honesty that go along with it. I am Compassionate And Passionate.

You should message me if

You can MEET ME IN PERSON within TWO days of First Communication and that you are able to CALL ME and Accept CALLS FROM ME. As Well As If You are A) 21-28 years old, B) not black (no personal offense), C) NOT a Smoker, D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" F) Single, G) Reside in or around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, VA and H) You'd Like to Get To Know Me Better In Person, share a pleasant conversation, etc. And if you are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date.

Third Version

Evidence of Chris' marked decline in health.

The only interim change between the first and final versions of this page is Chris's most private thing, where he briefly stated in English that he was an autistic virgin.

I am high-functioning autistic, and I am a virgin; do not be afraid of me nor judge me. I've conquered most of my autistic traits (more of which can be learned on wikipedia or on autism.org)
Chris, before expunging it from the record entirely.

On or around June 12, Chris revisited his OKCupid entry and updated it briefly. Beyond an extra line, Chris added in a new section to the list. Prior to doing this, he had claimed he was leaving the internet.

Full text of the third version

My Self-Summary

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me, and sex is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single.

Now in Spanish

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaña de una mujer bonita quién la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un título y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatía y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo quería hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

I am compassionate, reliable, and honest

What I’m doing with my life

I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family. I also work on my art projects, get some exercise in; all that good stuff.

I’m really good at

Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

The first things people usually notice about me

I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

The six things I could never do without

-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart.
-My Video Games (PS3, PSP, DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles).
-My creative genius.
-My good health.
-My glasses; I'm nearsighted.
-Food/Water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How and where to socialize better.

On a typical Friday night I am

At home playing Guitar Hero or working on my current project.

I am Very Interested in livening up my Friday and Saturday Nights; I am open for suggestions. ;)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am very interested in sex as well as ALL of the True Love emotions, loyalty and honesty that go along with it. I am Compassionate And Passionate.

I'm looking for


* Girls who like guys
* Ages 21-28
* Near me
* Who are single
* For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex

You should message me if

You can MEET ME IN PERSON within TWO days of First Communication and that you are able to CALL ME and Accept CALLS FROM ME. As Well As If You are A) 21-28 years old, B) not black (no personal offense), C) NOT a Smoker, D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" F) Single, G) Reside in or around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, VA and H) You'd Like to Get To Know Me Better In Person, share a pleasant conversation, etc. And if you are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date.

Fourth Version

As of February 2013, Chris's profile had been updated once again. The final version of this profile featured new references to tomgirlism and a considerable de-emphasis on the importance of quick sex. Particularly notable about this update was the addition of a new photo, showing Chris to have a sickly blue complexion, thinning and receding uncut hair, and worsening obesity. This apparent decline in health is hardly surprising, considering Chris' sedentary lifestyle and gratuitous consumption of McDonald's.

Also of note is Chris' insistence that all potential dates "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS", a mantra he has repeated on his Facebook profile and even in personal correspondence, referring people who wish to know more about him to the CWCki while simultaneously instructing them to IGNORE ALL DEROGATORY CONTENT. Obviously, Chris had failed to realize the paradoxical effect of preemptively instructing people to ignore anything bad they may read about him, only serving to further interest in his autistic antics. Also, in this version of the profile, Chris removes all of the existing Spanish text, perhaps having realized his list of demands to which his heartsweet must conform precludes Hispanic women.

LevelUpKing profile

Screenshot of profile

In July 2014, a CWCki Forums member found yet another OkCupid profile that Chris created.[1] A chat with an anonymous friend indicates that it had been set up by a gal pal by 28 June, and that Chris was so shy and incompetent that he depended on other friends to find and screen potential dates. He asked one male acquaintance to actually begin "flirty" conversations with them.

In this iteration of the profile, Chris at first comes off markedly saner than last time, having opted to substitute horrifying Honest Content with embellishments and outright lies about himself, such as claiming he enjoys recreational walking. However, despite the façade of the profile being less terrifying than in previous iterations, Chris's usual brand of aggressive insanity can be found if one scratches the surface.

For instance, in this edition of the profile he makes no mention whatsoever of neither his habit of crossdressing nor his motivation for doing it (hinting at it through his "fashion," as if that were in any way indicative). This, at first, presents a saner picture than before, but a quick foray into the horrifying "Photos" section reveals his tomgirlish ways ad nauseam, something for which his "heterosexual male" profile provides no explanation whatsoever. This makes him look like a complete lunatic.

The profile consists of many other embellishments and lies--Chris claiming that he is good at "anything art related[sic]," has a huge imagination, cares deeply for his family, etc. He implies he is the head of his household, claiming to be "looking after" Barb and the pets, the reasoning for which is conspicuously absent. One thing which has carried over from previous profiles is his demand that women verify their identity to him, Chris proclaiming that an "immediate" real-life meeting with him is "Mandetory."

There are other notable omissions - partial and total - besides Chris's tomgirlism. Chris's mentions of Legos is fairly sparse considering that when he wrote the profile he was slavishly addicted to them and spending literal thousands of dollars on sets (although unbeknownst to Chris, a 32-year-old man mentioning Legos at all would be fairly damning). Chris makes no mention whatsoever of his current living situation. As in the fourth version of his previous profile, Chris does not attempt any Spanish in this edition, although he still claims dubiously to be "okay" at it (as well as "fluent" in English). His obligatory list of things his partner must be or have is partially omitted; it is truncated in his main profile in this version, but it can be pieced together in all its glory by perusing the 1,333 personality questions he answered.

OkCupid generates a chart based on a user's answer to personality questions, in order to compare them to other users on the site. Chris was determined to be "more morally conventional," "more spiritual," "more artsy," "more sloppy," "worse mannered," "less sex driven," "less independent," "less compassionate," "less experienced in love," "less arrogant," "less scientific," and "less experienced in life" than the average OkCupid user.

The profile was mostly unused by September, for mysterious reasons. By this time, however, the account had already netted him Catherine, so he wasn't too concerned. TrollsonOKCupid2014.png

About

My self-summary
I'm an empathetic artistic individual with honest emotions. I'm genuine about how I feel and I stick to my beliefs. I care about those closest to me, especially my family. I have a big imagination and love using it towards my creations. I graduated from PVCC with an associates in Computer Aided Drafting. I try to think outside the box. My sense of fashion matches my personality and how I emotionally feel. Sometimes I'm a little scatterbrained, so please don't mind me if I jump topics. :)

My hobbies/interests include creating, drawing/coloring, creating with Lego, video games, walking, music, and shopping.

What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of my mother and pets.

I’m really good at
Anything art related. I'm also pretty good at video games.

The first things people usually notice about me
My fashion. ;)

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: tied for #1, Mary Poppins and My Little Pony - Equeatria Girls. #2: The Lego Movie. #3: Yellow Submarine. Meet Me In St. Louis, Singin' in the Rain, On the Town, and other musicals.

TV Shows: My Little Pony (all generations), Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Fraiser, Keeping Up Appearances, Daria, Sailor Moon and other anime.

Music: I like most types of music, including Pop, Jazz, Rock and Classic. Artists: Britney Spears, Katy Perry, the Beatles and others.

The six things I could never do without
No particular order. My iPhone, Lego collection and creations, video games, my family of mother, 2 beagles and cat, my artworks, my future sweetheart and children (still yet to be determined).

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can improve my life and future.

On a typical Friday night I am
At home, minding my small family, piddling with my Legos, watching a flick, playing a video game or whatever. And definitely Feeling lonely for an eligible woman to be my Sweetheart, closest friend and Future Wife.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been emotionally hurt a lot before, and I am reasonably paranoid of others, especially online. Which is WHY it is Mandetory for immediate in person meeting with me.

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
YOU Make the First Move and Ask ME Out, Please.
And if you are single, caring, compassionate, confident, honest, smoke-free, and you MUST be willing to Meet In Person IMMEDIATELY or ASAP. :)

"My Details"

Orientation: straight

Ethnicity: Native American, White

Height: 5`10"(1.78m)

Body type: Average

Diet: Mostly anything

Smokes: No

Drinks: Socially

Drugs: Never

Religion: christianity, and somewhat serious about it

Sign: Pisces, and it`s fun to think about

Education: graduated from two-year college

Job: other

Income: -

Relationship status: single

Relationship type: strictly monogamous

Offspring: doesn`t have kids but wants them

Pets: has cats and has dogs

Speaks: english(fluently), spanish(okay)

Photos

LevelUpQueen profile

A new photo added to those above. Look at the foreground.

As Chris's "relationship" with Catherine came to an end, he renewed his online Love Quest in December 2014 with a new profile which included changes to reflect his new gender identity. With his name changed to "LevelUpQueen" (which required a fee to OkCupid), he declared himself both a "Lesbian Transwoman" and a "man looking for women." Further muddying the waters, he claimed that he would "work best" for straight, bi, and lesbian women. He stressed he wanted an "open relationship" and was interested in a "menage a trois." He also seemed to have a more open attitude towards friendship; instead of looking for "girls who like guys," he was now looking for "everybody," and he also stated dubiously that he would be interested in meeting married women for "friendship." Other than these new features, the profile was very similar to the LevelUpKing incarnation.

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