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{{quote|'''Troll:''' How often do you eat at McDonald's? Uh, when do you go there?<br>'''Chris:''' Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.|[[Mumble 8]]}}
{{quote|Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.|[[Mumble 8|Chris on his frequency of McDonald's visits]]}}


[[Image:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Some Shitty Recolour]] enjoys a typical visit to a McDonald's in [[CWCville]].]]
[[Image:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|A typical visit to McDonald's in [[CWCville]].]]


'''[[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]]''' is [[CWC|Chris's]] [[restaurant]] of choice. Chris's ideal first [[dating|date]] would take place here. His favorite items are [[Wikipedia:Chicken McNuggets|Chicken McNuggets]]<ref>[[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_2_2]]</ref><ref>[[CWC%27s_Diary#March_2]]</ref> and the $1 sweet tea.<ref>[[Mailbag 28]]</ref>  
'''[[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]]''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s [[List of restaurants|restaurant]] of choice. His ideal first [[dating|date]] would take place here.<ref>[[Blanca Emails, September 2008#Future dates with Blanca]]</ref> His favorite items are the eight-piece [[Wikipedia:Chicken McNuggets|Chicken McNuggets]]<ref>[[Sonichu_1_Official_Videobook#Sub-Episode_2_2]]</ref><ref>[[CWC%27s_Diary#March_2]]</ref> and the $1 sweet tea,<ref>[[Mailbag 28]]</ref> though [[Jackie E-mails 2|lately]] he has claimed to get salads more often when attempting to get in the good graces of [[gal-pal|female friends]].


Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with [[Bob Chandler|his dad]], who preferred [[Burger King]].<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut]]</ref> Chris also met the real life [[B-Manajerk]] in a [[Wal-Mart]] McDonald's.
Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with [[Bob Chandler|his dad]], who preferred [[Burger King]].<ref>[[Coffee Place]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut]]</ref>


==Possible cause for health problems==
Chris met the real-life [[B-Manajerk]] in a [[Wal-Mart]] McDonald's in June of [[2005]], an event which would later be dramatized in [[Sonichu 3]].
[[Image:RonaldWTF.png|thumb|Ronald McDonald reading ''[[Sonichu]]''.]]
Chris's [[Chris and health|inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's]] may contribute to his growing [[obesity]], as well as his [[Wikipedia:Hypercholesterolemia|hypercholesterolemia]]. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, two or three times a week, is equivalent to going about 130 times a year. At this rate of consumption, Chris will likely develop [[Chris and health|serious medical problems]]. It's possible that he might develop [[Wikipedia:heart disease|heart disease]] or [[Wikipedia:Diabetes mellitus type 2|diabetes mellitus type 2]] in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of fifty due to heart attack or [[Wikipedia:Stroke|stroke]] increases each month.  


It also doesn't help that [[Chris and reality|he doesn't seem to realize]] just how bad fast food is. He mentioned once that ordering a chicken salad is healthier, which is a common misconception.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> Salads at most restaurants, especially fast food chains, come with high-calorie dressing and fried chicken or taco filling, which makes the salad worse than a hamburger. Let's not forget to mention that he drinks the sweet tea, which likely also contains high-fructose corn syrup, and he probably eats french fries with his meals.
==Health issues==
It is probable that Chris's [[PS3|inactive lifestyle]] and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his [[obesity]]. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week,<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey and her father]], he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a [[lie]] told to impress Mr. Devoria—once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues. At this rate, Chris may develop [[Chris and health|serious medical problems]]—heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from continued consumption of fast food.<ref>[http://www.livestrong.com/article/351296-health-effects-and-diseases-caused-by-eating-fast-food/]</ref>


==Conflict with Kacey==
The trouble is that Chris [[Chris and reality|doesn't seem to realize]] just how bad fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the [[Liquid Saga]], when at [[Kacey]]'s behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.  
During Chris's abortive attempt to win over [[Kacey]] as his [[sweetheart]], at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey and her father]], he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie.


Since Kacey's marriage to [[Liquid Chris]] in mid-[[November 2009]], the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.
In a [[Kacey Call 6|display of nutritional ignorance]], he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. This is a common misconception—though grilled contains less fat than breaded, it still comes from a fast food chain and only seems healthy by comparison to everything else McDonald's serves. The "side salad" that he [[Kacey Call 12|occasionally mentions]] eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris [[Kacey Call 6|claimed]] once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly [[lie|untrue]].


==In the comics==
Also, the sugar content of a small McDonald's sweet tea is 36 grams.<ref>[http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.beverages.33.Sweet-Tea-Small.html]</ref> The recommended daily intake of sugar for an adult is about 40 grams.<ref>[http://www.dailysugarintake.net/how-much-sugar-per-day.html]</ref>
 
==In ''Sonichu''==
[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|"Have some fistfull fries!"]]
[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|"Have some fistfull fries!"]]
* There is a McDonald's in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
* There is a McDonald's in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
* [[Sub-Episodes]] [[Sub-Episode_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|#4]] and [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_5:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack_part_2.22|#5]] take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of [[Mal-Wart]]."
* [[Sub-Episodes]] [[Sub-Episode_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|#4]] and [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_5:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack_part_2.22|#5]] take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of [[Mal-Wart]]."
* A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Quicky Dee's") appears in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date. [[Punchy]] took [[Layla]] there on their first date.
* A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Quicky Dee's") appears in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. [[Punchy]] took [[Layla]] there on their first date.


==McDonald's Monopoly 2009==
==McDonald's Monopoly==
Chris began stuffing his face full of this shit since the [[Wikipedia:Monopoly (board game)|''Monopoly'']] [[2009]] promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video]], only to [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Results|create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods]].
In [[2009]], McDonald's held a [[Wikipedia:Monopoly (board game)|''Monopoly'']] promotion. Chris claimed to not care about it in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video]], only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods, which may seem [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Campaign|familiar]] to seasoned CWC watchers.


===Account I (October 6 - October 20)===
===Account I (October 6 - October 20)===

Revision as of 05:13, 26 February 2012

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Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.
Chris on his frequency of McDonald's visits
A typical visit to McDonald's in CWCville.

McDonald's is Christian Weston Chandler's restaurant of choice. His ideal first date would take place here.[1] His favorite items are the eight-piece Chicken McNuggets[2][3] and the $1 sweet tea,[4] though lately he has claimed to get salads more often when attempting to get in the good graces of female friends.

Additionally, Chris's preference for McDonald's was symbolic of his conflict with his dad, who preferred Burger King.[5][6]

Chris met the real-life B-Manajerk in a Wal-Mart McDonald's in June of 2005, an event which would later be dramatized in Sonichu 3.

Health issues

It is probable that Chris's inactive lifestyle and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his obesity. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week,[7] is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie told to impress Mr. Devoria—once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues. At this rate, Chris may develop serious medical problems—heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from continued consumption of fast food.[8]

The trouble is that Chris doesn't seem to realize just how bad fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the Liquid Saga, when at Kacey's behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.

In a display of nutritional ignorance, he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. This is a common misconception—though grilled contains less fat than breaded, it still comes from a fast food chain and only seems healthy by comparison to everything else McDonald's serves. The "side salad" that he occasionally mentions eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris claimed once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly untrue.

Also, the sugar content of a small McDonald's sweet tea is 36 grams.[9] The recommended daily intake of sugar for an adult is about 40 grams.[10]

In Sonichu

"Have some fistfull fries!"

McDonald's Monopoly

In 2009, McDonald's held a Monopoly promotion. Chris claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods, which may seem familiar to seasoned CWC watchers.

Account I (October 6 - October 20)

52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)

  • 52. St. Charles Place
  • 51. Oriental Avenue
  • 50. Baltic Avenue
  • 49. Park Place
  • 48. Marvin Gardens

Account II (October 21)

11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)

  • 11. Park Place
  • 10. North Carolina Avenue
  • 9. Illinois Avenue
  • 8. Community Chest (2)
  • 7. Oriental Avenue

Account III (October 22 - October 23)

7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)

  • 7. Park Place
  • 6. Community Chest (3)
  • 5. Illinois Avenue
  • 4. New York Avenue
  • 3. Electric Company

Account IV (October 23 - October 28)

8 codes (6 from purchased things)

McCosplay

Chris as the Hamburglar, apparently.
At least it hides his tits.

In the beginning of October 2010, Chris apparently remembered Jackie telling him that she liked his cosplay videos. Following a controversial cosplay video over two weeks before, Chris decided to continue his act with McDonald's characters.

His first McDonaldland act was the Hamburglar, where he ran around his room acting batshit crazy, wearing a BDSM costume that looked far more like an obese Voldo than the Hamburglar.

The next day, Chris attempted to cosplay Grimace. Needless to say, the Grimace costume he made was beyond recognition. Whilst wearing the costume, he delivered a speech about autism and bullying before breaking out into song. It is likely that Chris got this idea from an episode of Family Guy in which Lois dresses up as The Grimace - Peter responds with a comment that Grimace is autistic himself.

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields


The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City


Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void

References