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- parkay
1. (noun) an epic style of running
Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a parkay from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.[85]
Origin: In the video Sonichu's Edge, Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. [86]. Given Chris' Speech Impediment, the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
- parody
1. (noun) Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International Copyright Law or otherwise.
Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.[87]
Origin: Chris' understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely stems from his interest in shows like Family Guy and Robot Chicken, both of which use copyrighted characters and make jokes around them. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics. Ironically, Whenever Chris spots and actual "parody", he thinks that the characters from the original work are being defaced.[88]
- peanut
1. (noun) Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.
So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total peanuts. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?[89]
Origin: Apparently derived from "peanut gallery," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
- pedofork
1. (noun) A pedophile.
I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!![90]
Origin: A portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork". Coined in Chris' Madman Rising video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [the Pervert] from Family Guy.
- pickle
1. (noun) A penis, particularly one of any man that isn't Chris.
Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!![91]
Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".[92] It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris' sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles [93], whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.
- Pmurt
1. (proper noun) President Donald Trump
EID PMURT EID!!!!!![94]
Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris' first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt"". This is because of Chris' strong hatred for Trump, despite showing very little knowledge about America's political system. Chris also reversed the name because to him, reversing someone's name will degrade and weaken them.
[95] In his eyes, if he repeats this word again and again, people will start turning against Trump and start voting for Hillary, which, unsurprisingly enough, never happened [96].
- poetry
1. (noun) Something which causes awe.
Soon, the chill will come, and the skies setting into darkness; it's like Poetry in the truest motion."[97]
Origin: Unknown
- poke
1. (noun) Marijuana
Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this poke, mon?[98]
Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon.
- prickly-wicklies
1. (noun) Punishment for insulting Chris. Essentially Chris' word for karma.
War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches.
Origin: Derived from the Children's book, A Warm Fuzzy Tale.
- Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens
1. (backronym) The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.
Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, the Piedmont Virginia Community College. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience[99][100], the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his Love Quest is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.
- prowldent
1. (???) Unknown.
There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to PVCC.[101]
Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or teeth).
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