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{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an old meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY." Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"}}
{{protip|"JULAAAY" is commonly seen as a discredited meme. Most of the people who comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULAAAAAAAY" in the present day are [[Weening|weens]]. Consider retaining your dignity by not spamming it at Chris.}}


[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|JULAY!]]
[[File:JULAY! autograph.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wrote "that darned Meme Word" on an autograph and sold it for $75 on [[eBay]].]]
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|thumb]]


On 20 [[February 2009]], the closest thing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a [[sex tape]] was leaked to the internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]].  The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of which coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is [[Julie]]?"
On 20 [[February 2009]], the first of (unfortunately) several sex tapes of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] were leaked to the Internet - provided, of course, that you count Chris humping [[Kimmi|a blow-up doll]] until he reaches [[Semen|a climax]] as a sex tape. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to Kimmi, the blow-up doll, in a demonstration to how he'd get intimate with his then-[[sweetheart]] [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie]]. Throughout the video, Chris calls Julie's name out, eventually culminating in yelling "JULAAAY!" when he's close to blowing his load.


Chris produced the video using his [[PSEye]] for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted [[sweetheart]] but was in fact the latest in a series of [[troll]]s playing him for a sap.  Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie.  Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name like a retard in heat.  For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm.
While the title suggests that the video was meant solely for Julie (or rather, the 13-year-old kid pretending to be a woman), the sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views. It is perhaps the most-viewed video of Chris outside of [[YouTube]], as indicated by the continued permutations of the "JULAAAY!" meme [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|that even Chris is sick of hearing]].


Of note in this video is that Chris does seem to mimic all the "educational porn" he has watched, except he chose to mimic the positions of ''female'' leads, such as how he spreads his legs wide up for Julie.
On 31 [[May 2016]], it was proven that Chris [[IMG 3207|hasn't learned from his mistake]]. On 21 [[April 2018]], [[All Star|he was coerced into making the same mistake again]].


==Summary==
==Audio==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}}
{{Infobox/video
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
| name          = For Julie's Eyes Only
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
| ytid          = MecdJiovNt0
| stardate      = 20 [[February 2009]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga          = {{Julie|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = None
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
| next          = [[Ode to Julie]]
}}


'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey Julie" and glances at her'']
==Video (NSFW)==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = For Julie's Eyes Only
| video          = {{#ev:archiveorg|cwc-forjulieseyesonly}}
| stardate      = 20 [[February 2009]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga          = {{Julie|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = None
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]
| next          = [[Ode to Julie]]
}}


'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]]''] "I love you Julie..."
==Transcript==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Again, while humping Kimmi.}}


'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device'']
'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.'']


'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera'']
'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]].''] "I love you, Julie..."


'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..."  A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"
'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.'']


'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover'']
'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.'']


'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention.  He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording.  It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using in this'']
'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"


'''1:33-1:52'''['' Chris resumes filming and humping'']
'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.'']


'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast"'']
'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']


'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm...Julie!  Julieeee!"
'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping.'']


'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring'']
'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".'']


'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."
'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"


'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side.  His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll']]
'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring.'']


'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you Julie?"
'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."


'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting'']
'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.'']


'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... let me take that [unintelligible]...mmm, Julie!"
'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you, Julie?"
 
'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting.'']
 
'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"


'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']
'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']


'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting'']
'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.'']
 
'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie... Julie!"
 
'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting.'']


'''3:44-2:47''' "Oh, Julie...Julie!"
'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.'']


'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting'']
'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.'']


'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll'']
'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.'']


'''4:25-4:39''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts'']
'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more.''] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"


'''4:31-4:40''' [''Resumes filming, Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll'']
'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.'']


'''4:41-4:50''' [''Opens his legs and humps some more''] "Oh, Julie... Take that like a good--BAD girl!"
'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm..."


'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll fast. His face is extremely red'']
'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.'']


'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm"
'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.'']


'''5:24-2:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated'']
[[File:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|200px|The money shot.]]


'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees'']
'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.'']


'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris lies down over the doll, thrusting like a rabbit'']
'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.'']


'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi'']
'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"


'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULIE!! JULIE!!!"
'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."  


'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju--Yeah...Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph..uhh...uhh..uh."
'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [''More moaning.'']


'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm--ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie...HNMPH!" (more moaning)
'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [''More moaning.'']


'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN" (more moaning)
'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.''] "Julie, thank you."
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'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. Thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera''] "Julie, thank you"
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| ytid          = -0JMSHgx1DU
| stardate      = 25 [[September 2008]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| type          = Remix
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==Postcards==
==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
 
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler | Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.
Postcards of the act were [[Da update/Archive:March 2009#01_March_2009 |sent]] direct to [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.
 
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File:Postcard from Ebaums 3.jpg
</gallery></center>
 
==Fan videos==
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = [[A-Log]] Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hnkxUcn-2Gc}}
| stardate      = 20 [[May 2012]]
| maker          = [[Anthony LoGatto]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}, {{Smug|[[Narcissism]]}}, {{Violence|[[Death Threats]]}}
| type          = "Commentary"/A-Logging
| info          = Warning: this video is painful.
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-Ve-lcD5TT4}}
| stardate      = 19 [[July 2012]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfTnwTUTjRIuC5MQk9AsnA The A-Log Archive]
| info          = For [[/cwc/]]. (Someone felt compelled to hack into Chris's YouTube channel to spread this cringe-inducing content following his arrest.)
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris Chan Mourn's Julay's death
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|b1hFOYpMWTo}}
| stardate      = 5 [[August 2023]]
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/@phil_eggbat Phil_Eggbat]
| info          =
}}
 
==See also==
* [[Chris humps his PS3]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
* [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
* [[Victory Rockout]]
* [[Lesbian Sex Audition]] - Chris' second "attempt" at a sex tape.
* [[All Star]] - Chris' third sex tape, brought to you by the [[Idea Guy|Idea Guys]].
 
==References==
<references/>


==External links==
==External links==
*[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Download it here!]
* [https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly Watch it online]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!]
* [http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=52656&n=JULAY.swf JULAY + TIMMEH!]
*[http://www.efukt.com/view.php?id=2412 Or watch it here!]
 
{{clear}}


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PROTIP:

"JULAAAY" is commonly seen as a discredited meme. Most of the people who comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULAAAAAAAY" in the present day are weens. Consider retaining your dignity by not spamming it at Chris.
Chris wrote "that darned Meme Word" on an autograph and sold it for $75 on eBay.

On 20 February 2009, the first of (unfortunately) several sex tapes of Christian Weston Chandler were leaked to the Internet - provided, of course, that you count Chris humping a blow-up doll until he reaches a climax as a sex tape. The video file For Julies Eyes Only.MP4 consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to Kimmi, the blow-up doll, in a demonstration to how he'd get intimate with his then-sweetheart Julie. Throughout the video, Chris calls Julie's name out, eventually culminating in yelling "JULAAAY!" when he's close to blowing his load.

While the title suggests that the video was meant solely for Julie (or rather, the 13-year-old kid pretending to be a woman), the sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views. It is perhaps the most-viewed video of Chris outside of YouTube, as indicated by the continued permutations of the "JULAAAY!" meme that even Chris is sick of hearing.

On 31 May 2016, it was proven that Chris hasn't learned from his mistake. On 21 April 2018, he was coerced into making the same mistake again.

Audio

For Julie's Eyes Only
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 20 February 2009
Subject Matter SexSex Sex
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JulieJulie Julie
Shirt None
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
CWC Update 18 February 2009
next
Ode to Julie


Video (NSFW)

For Julie's Eyes Only
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 20 February 2009
Subject Matter SexSex Sex
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JulieJulie Julie
Shirt None
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
CWC Update 18 February 2009
next
Ode to Julie


Transcript

JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!!
Chris while humping Kimmi.
You take that like a good, bad girl!
Also while humping Kimmi.
I'm ready to cum!!
Again, while humping Kimmi.

0:00-0:05 [Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.]

0:06-0:10 [He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his duck.] "I love you, Julie..."

0:11-0:28 [He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.]

0:29-0:44 [Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.]

0:45-0:48 In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "Julieee!"

0:49-1:25 [Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.]

1:26-1:32 [A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']

1:33-1:52 [Chris resumes filming and humping.]

1:53-2:06 [He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".]

2:07-2:08 "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"

2:09-2:28 [More scissoring.]

2:28-2:31 "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."

2:32-2:49 [Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.]

2:50-2:51 "You like that, don't you, Julie?"

2:52-3:13 [More ass-thrusting.]

3:14-3:20 "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"

3:21-3:39 [Chris picks up speed...]

3:40-3:43 [Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.]

3:44-3:47 "Oh, Julie... Julie!"

3:47-4:05 [More thrusting.]

4:06-4:08 [Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.]

4:25-4:30 [Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.]

4:31-4:40 [Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.]

4:41-4:50 [Chris opens his legs and humps some more.] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"

5:00-5:21 [Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.]

5:22-5:23 "Hnmm..."

5:24-5:25 [Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.]

5:33-5:44 [Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.]

The money shot.

5:45-5:53 [Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.]

5:54-6:04 [Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.]

6:05-6:09 "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

6:23-6:40 "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."

6:47-7:09 "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [More moaning.]

7:10-7:24 "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [More moaning.]

7:25-7:40 [Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.] "Julie, thank you."

Postcards

Postcards of the act were sent direct to Chris's father by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his PSEye was briefly taken away.

Fan videos

A-Log Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
Stardate 20 May 2012
Made By Anthony LoGatto
Subject Matter SexSex Sex, SmugSmug Narcissism, ViolenceViolence Death Threats
Video Type "Commentary"/A-Logging
Other Info Warning: this video is painful.
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
Stardate 19 July 2012
Made By The A-Log Archive
Other Info For /cwc/. (Someone felt compelled to hack into Chris's YouTube channel to spread this cringe-inducing content following his arrest.)
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Chris Chan Mourn's Julay's death
Stardate 5 August 2023
Made By Phil_Eggbat
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

References


External links

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