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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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This page covers miscellaneous e-mails exchanged by Christian Weston Chandler and others.
Chris
2004-2006
- Main page: Chris_E-mails_2004-2006
February 2004
An email sent to Mary Lee Walsh, showcasing Chris's humongous ego. Mary tells Chris that the meeting is necessary and will happen.
October 2005
Nintendo sends a form letter to Chris after much pestering.
September 2006
Chris sends Anna an email, containing an eulogy to Patti. Strangely, picking up her litter, giving her a Bally Scratch, and feeding her are lovely memories.
2007
- Main page: Chris_E-mails_2007
February
An email addressed to one of his old teachers, Mrs. Sanford. It talks about the people in the class, the PVCC incident, his first meeting with Megan, a DVD, and Sonichu. Thus begins the Megan Saga...
March
Chris touches base with his brother and Cole sheds some light on his relationship (or lack thereof) with Barb and his stepfather, Bob.
| “ | I really don't give a fuck about her or about her fucking lies.. | ” |
July
Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his PaRappa the Rapper contest entry. She says she will.
In another e-mail, Chris calls in a favor from Cole, requesting that he vote for his PaRappa the Rapper contest entry. Cole asks him to first convince Barb to tell him the identity of his biological father. This chore is begrudgingly carried through, with minimal effort of course. Cole is never given the true identity of his biological father, and Chris never receives his vote.
August
Chris rages at Sony about him losing the contest, and he reveals that the only reason Chris wanted to win was because he wanted to have sex with Megan. She would have said no either way. He also lists all the reasons the other videos cheated. He, of course, does not mention that he voted for himself many, many, many times. He then says that he was just depressed, not to make up for the raging, but so he could still collect the prizes. Sony sends him a form letter.
November
The shit hits the fan. Chris is informed that somebody is pretending to be a girl to get some nudes of him. He doesn't listen. Chris emails Anna, telling her about the terrible things ED has done. She tells him to sue them. Chris tells her that it's just some guy with some time on his hands (Which is the first time he has actually seen a troll as just a guy.) and then tells her about Joshua Martinez and how Megan broke up with him (when they were not in a relationship.) and says he's met someone named Lori Lopez. Matthew Kelly tells Chris he can't use Sonichu, because it's Matt's character. Chris doesn't respond.
2008
- Main page: Chris_E-mails_2008
January
Chris tells Anna about ED, and asks her if the Tale of the Crazy Pacer was really written by her.
March
Chris tells Anna how to edit ED. He also emails WikiMedia, asking them how to Edit Lock the ED page. They tell him that they are not in control of it.
June
Chris asks a man named Tyler Wayne to give Megan a present that he was unable to give due to Michael Snyder. Tyler tells him to arrange a meeting with her elsewhere, and give it to her then. A white knight tries in vain to get through to Chris on many matters: Blaming Autism on everything; the love quest; the Attraction Sign; his wardrobe; the Medallion of Fail; and MySpace.
July
Apparently the only thing that keeps Chris sane is video games. This is not surprising.
August
Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters=FBI agents. He also sends an email to a woman named Elizabeth, informing her about ED. He sends another email to Robert Simmons V. He talks about how ED is losing its power (apparently) and about how Meg from Family Guy is, in his eyes, pretty. Meg is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen Nicole Wallace, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with Jason Kendrick Howell, and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a pedofork. It should be noted that in certain states of America, the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.
September
Chris sends another email to Elizabeth, talking about how evil the trolls are, and telling her that he's repented. She replies, and sets him up with Rocky Shoemaker. Somebody has stolen Chris's YouTube account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.
Megan
2004-2006
November 2005
Megan sends an email to Chris about getting her a Tintin video. This is the first documented Megan email.
December 2005
Chris tells Megan he'd like to go out with her to McDonald's before thanking her for pictures she sent him. Megan responds with an email asking him to stop trying to kiss her.
May 2006
Chris asks Megan for her number after telling her he's going to send her pictures of his stuff.
June 2006
Megan sends Chris two emails: one regarding the photos he sent her, and another telling him once again that she would like him to stop trying to make unwanted advances to her.
July 2006
Megan sends Chris more mixed signals in an email, saying she believes he copies her art and her interests.
August 2006
Megan sends the controversial email containing the ever-famous quote:
| “ | If I was an ugly girl, you wouldn't even come near me would you? | ” |
2007
March
Chris sends Megan an apology about his recent behavior via email. Megan completely ignores the apology, starting on a different subject matter: how he portrays her characters. She then requests he stop drawing them with human-like characteristics.
April
Megan adds one more email to the "Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection, filled with complaints of his lack of personal space and her lack for needing money.
May
Chris introduces the legendary Soul Calibur video, along with some shitty poem about game consoles.
June
Chris emails Megan while she's in Kentucky about video games. A day later, he mourns the 1 year anniversary of Patti's death.
July
Chris sends Megan, who is still on vacation, a series of emails about various subject matter, including Pokemon League, Transformers, his gunky ear and a long list of shit nobody cares about.
August
Megan finally responds to his earlier emails, going on a well-reasoned rant:
| “ | With all that said, we're down to two options:
A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk. -or- B: Never see me again |
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After this, Megan goes on a month-long hiatus from checking her email, creating one more stack of useless emails from Chris. In them, he begs for her not to leave her and how he's not jealous of Adam Stackhouse any longer.
October
Megan comes back. She offers Chris things she no longer wants that she has found in her room, much like Chris's wardrobe. The two of them converse about cards, Crocs, an incident in the library, and Megan's then-boyfriend.
November
Chris brings up Evan's fanart and Lori. Megan is curious about Lori, asking for further explanation. Chris is quick to dismiss the question, talking about Pokemon once more. Megan tries to bring up Lori again while asking Chris to download music for her.
December
Chris replies to Megan about something completely different, disregarding her last email. This is the last Megan email of 2007.
Vivian
2007
November
Vivian Gee sends Chris an email, claiming to be the original creator of Sonichu, in an attempt to troll him. She also sends an email telling him to "get rid of that damn medallion" so girls will like him more.
2008
August
Vivian contacts Chris after nine long months, sending him an email about Liquid. Chris responds with more regard to Sonichu than the matter at hand.
September
Vivian emails Chris about his recent comic. No reply. She then sends an email about how Jason is not to blame for most of the content on the ED page. Still no reply. After warning him about Blanca, SonichuFan1985 and Panda, Chris finally listens...only to talk about his beloved electric hedgehog Pokemon. Vivi sends two more emails concerning the fate of Sonichu that are never replied to.
October
Vivi sends three last emails to Chris about Blanca, his medallion, and to seek some psychiatric help. These also came with no reply.
2009
February
Vivian sends our favorite manchild an interesting idea: A daily webshow with various segments on Chris and Sonichu. Chris "considers it", but it was never brought into action. A few days later, Chris tells Vivi to tell Clyde to stop picking on him. Vivi says she has no power over that, but does suggest he start cleaning up his act by getting a job and pay off his debts.
May
Chris informs Vivi that Clyde has hacked into his PSN account, costing him $15.98 of his $20 PSN card. He then asks Vivi to send him a check for the lost money, thinking Vivian is "taking the reigns [sic]" for Clyde. Vivian, like most would, does not send him the money.
August
Chris thanks the trolls for making him grow up to be a stronger person.
| “ | You still haven't learned anything have you? | ” |
| Vivian's response, telling it like it is. | ||
He then finds out that Vivian is getting paid for selling copies of his DVD. Enraged, Chris claims Vivi to be in violation "of the Counterfeit Laws". He asks her to scan her driver's license for proof of her identity, unaware that she does not drive a car. Realizing his false accusation, he asks her to upload her passport.
September
After no reply, Chris sends her death threats before blocking Vivian's email for two months.
November
Chris contacts Vivian for the first time since blocking her. He apologizes for his previous outbursts and asks for 25% of all the money she has, "and will have, made from all that you have put together and sold, as well as two copies of each CD/DVD of the Audiobooks, and two of each other additional merchandise aside from the Audiobooks." Immediately, Vivian tells him to go fuck himself. Chris then asks Vivian to be his manager of business relations. Vivian says he'd be better off making a promotional video of his pitch for Sonichu. The next few emails Chris sends are not as frequent, leaving Vivian to believe he's being a lazy shit as always. Chris is indeed being undoubtly lazy, not working on Sonichu pages much of the Thanksgiving weekend.
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