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Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices. | |||
Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note: | Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note: | ||
Revision as of 17:19, 15 June 2013
Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.
On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.
Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.
On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout 2012, he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.
Notes From The Man Himself
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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I am a good man
| Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm
There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery. Please do not believe those terrible rumors; I am a good man who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches. Please help me, so I can help you one day. |
The Common Question, "Do I know you?"
| Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm
When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me." The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence. |
Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...
| Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now. Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet. |
What I am looking for in a woman
(note: this note was posted on the same day Bob died)
| Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family). -21 to 29-years old |
Unsolicited Friend Requests
| Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm
Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED, ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand. |
Shooting Myself in the Foot
| Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm
I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief". |
An Open Note
| Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 11:12pm
I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a Caring, Compassionate, all-around Good Person. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content. The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of this house, I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may God have mercy on your souls. You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler. |
An Open Note (4/13/2012)
(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)
| Friday, April 13, 2012 at 10:08pm
It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place. I do not require any congratulations or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person. And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own self-fabricated theories and fables; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your selfish, demoralizing, incriminating, lonely, hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred, and whatever mental and emotional issues you each likely suffer from. You Trolls, Get A Life. Sincerely, |
to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu
| Monday April 16, 2012 at 4:21am
Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and thinking you all are better than me. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously laugh at people with a disability, and their mistakes, because the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll. I am in your dreams, haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, jealosies and lackluster purposes against me and my family and friends. You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the once innocent good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries. HA HA HA. **This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.[1] |
Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.
| Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45
In my humble opinion, I actually like Derpy for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from an episode of "South Park"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny. Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations. I, Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, respect and like Derpy, and I encourage Lauren Faust, Amy Keating Rogers, and the rest of the MLP:FIM crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance. Christian Weston Chandler. April 25, 2012 MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps www.youtube.com UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...
http://www.savederpy.com |
Chris later commented:
| And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on the Hub on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better. |
I have decided
| Thursday, 26 April 2012 at 19:35
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. I Welcome All. Sincerely, |
Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.
| The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily (Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. (EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)
I Welcome All. Sincerely, |
Chris later commented:
| I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note. |
Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D
On 28 April 2012, Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he let the trolls get to him in the mall, resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.
He also takes the time to issue idle death threats to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.
| HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO Fallible, Gullible, Paranoia-Prone, Clownish, At the Bottom of the Heap, Stupid FOOLS. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your comically inept and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his small-sausage name. All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and mistaken "facts". You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, Abuse, or anything of Malcontent, I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER. In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more INTELLIGENT, WISE and KNOWLEDGEABLE than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND. I am WATCHING each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and REST-ASSURED, I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All! YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler 4/28/2012 **More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps". |
I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas
| Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41
And to quell one question. "JenkinsJinkies" "camp story"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to convince y'all to believe originated from Peter Griffin's Parrot; the episode Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". PUNK'D!!!
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Hey, Trollies
Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to...and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.
| Tuesday, 1 May 2012 at 5:53
You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have Sexual Intercourse with a Half-Cherokee Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the backpage. You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made duct-tape wallet. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. Good Day, Christian W. Chandler. May 1, 2012 P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting. |
Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to Jamie Hyneman; there was a MythBusters live show in Washington, D.C. on 24 March 2012, 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.[2] Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the MythBusters tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.
Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!
| Saturday, 5 May 2012 at 6:43
She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my mom at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend. Aim your shit towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone. Sincerely, Christian W. Chandler. May 3, 2012 |
Mimms
| Saturday, 12 May 2012 at 6:35
Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me. Facebook.com/TehRussian Sincerely, Christian W. Chandler 5/12/2012 |
To The Trolls
This message was in response to a discussion on the CWCki forums about a poster campaign on 2 June 2012, alerting the people of Charlottesville to Chris's degeneracy.[3]
| Monday, 4 June 2012 at 02:20
I have continued reading your posts and alerting the authorities of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating bastards. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your shit lies, including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all. I have been reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account; there was NO MOLE. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler June 4, 2012 |
Hey! Damn trolls!
Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and his impending arraignment in July, the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.
| Wednesday 27 June 2012
Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!! Quit HATING Me!!! Quit DISCRIMINATING Me!!! Quit HARASSING Me!!! Quit GIVING ME GRIEF!!! Quit WANTING ME DEAD!!! Quit BAD-MOUTHING Me!!! Quit BLOGGING ABOUT Me!!! Quit HAVING FORUMS ABOUT Me!!! Quit HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES ABOUT Me!!! Quit PHOTOGRAPHING and PHOTOSHOPPING Me!!! Quit DRAWING Me!!! Quit MOCKING Me!!! Quit MAKING ME LOOK STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED, EVIL, VILLIANOUS, BLOOD-THIRSTY, MURDEROUS, UNSOCIABLE, UNCARING, UNEMPATHETIC, UNCOMPASSIONATE, HATABLE, DETESTABLE, IRRITABLE, CRAPPED-ON, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA!!! Quit MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE!!! Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND TO BE!!!!!!! |
In this post's comment section, Anna suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:
| Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls. Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards. Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls? Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and 3DS Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second I get all of the important calls for this household these days; I can not afford a new number.[4] |
You WILL be brought in!
One day following his arraignment, Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.
As usual, Anna chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.
| Wednesday, 11 July 2012
Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying". Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America. |
Stop sending me friend requests!
| Monday, 8 October 2012
I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!! |
To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, Savannah Chandler liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.
Please forgive me!
| Sunday, 21 October 2012
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet. I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts. |
On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with manajerks at McDonalds and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox Megan Schroeder due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.
A Christmas Gift
| Thursday, 20 December 2012
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS. http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip Merry Christmas. |
It's impossible for me to make someone mine
| Wednesday, 30 January 2013
"Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub. Yep... |
Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic
| Saturday, 2 February 2013
I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_( |
No trolling plans
In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.
| Tuesday, 12 February 2013
"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?
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Smiley
Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.
| Friday, 22 February 2013
Just finished watching "Smiley". (Spoiler Alert) I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls. Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit. No one has to give in for their sick entertainment. |
Open Letter to Tara Strong
Chris takes a moment to publicly blast My Little Pony voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.
| Monday, 25 February 2013
I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste. While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was. So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling? If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you. Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to. Sincerely, Christian W.Chandler Ruckersville, VA, USA
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One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:
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"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it. All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy." |
Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign (although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place), Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.
Trolling is Abhor-able
Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.
| Monday, 25 February 2013
Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.
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I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out
Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.
| Wednesday, 27 February 2013
Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong. |
So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact
Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.
| Friday, 8 March 2013
So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :( |
Anna once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."
Sonichu is not dead
Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is almost certainly not the case.
| Saturday, 9 March 2013
Listen up. When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me. |
Gay Marriage
Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case Hollingsworth v. Perry, probably because the news is preempting his My Little Pony reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because lesbians are hot and homo men are icky.
| Thursday, 28 March 2013
Another thing that really Grinds My Gears: I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already! |
The next day, Anna called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:
| it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays |
On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:
| Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes? |
In addition, another one of Chris' friends joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:
| Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you. So, you've got it backwards.
Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend? |
On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:
| Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless.
The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off. |
In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and Sonichu's) destruction. By making the entire argument about himself, Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.
On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:
| Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...
But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men. You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive. |
Game Place
Chris, five years after his ban and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about Michael Snyder and The GAMe PLACe.
| Thursday, 4 April 2013
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace. |
Sega Mascot Contest
Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace Sonic the Hedgehog.
| Monday, 29 April 2013
SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did. And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast. Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!! http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/ |
Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, which he subsequently "liked".
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Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway. The better option is to stay strong with Sonic. |
"The Trolls Who Cry Woman"
Chris posts a rather insensitive musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and being raped. He also goes on to rant about "being set up" (most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)
| Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00
Here's a musing: Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name. Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".
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Headache
Chris makes another "musing":
| Monday, 7 May 2013 at 12:08
Musing: A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.
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...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!
Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
| Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars". High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their Christian Weston Chandler, |
Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.
Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:
| SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!! |
Trolls got my fresh post!
| Thursday, May 30 2013
Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor, |
Anna then replied,
| I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life. |
I have had more freedom when my father was alive
Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" his mother. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of 28 October 2011 was his own fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.
| Wednesday, 5 June 2013
Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on PlayStation three in front of my mother and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play God of war Ascension as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my 3DS; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies. My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my girlfriend so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my church. I have had more freedom when my father was alive and I end up losing it when he passed away because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch Michael Snyder for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly! |
I am so lonely
| Sunday, via mobile
Damn! I am so lonely. I do not know whether to wait for my girlfriend or to move on because the weights is driving me crazy among the loneliness of other things; stress of my life! Hell, first woman to Ask me out, in person I'd probably say yes. *sigh* *groan* *grunt* |
iOS
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuel this suggestion. [5]
The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
Imgur
- Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.
Gallery
Wall
Profile, Part 1
Profile, Part 2
Profile, Part 3
17-year-old Christina 1
17-year-old Christina 2
17-year-old Christina 3
Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
"Do I know you?" 1
"Do I know you?" 2
A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.
Chris's page in 2012.
Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
Chris, now with head band.
New note about friend requests.
February leak Part 1
February leak Part 2
February leak Part 3
February leak Part 4
February leak Part 5
Full size Picture of Drawing.
Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
Facebook public note 2 (id.)
Another public note.
Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
The first brony speaks.
Chris's master trolling attempt.
Great Director is watching you.
Chris mocks Lucrid.
Chris fucked a hooker.
Chris white knighting Anna.
A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
Chris whining after seeing My Little Pony related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
Chris approves of this depiction of GodJesus.
Chris continues to make Dr. Robotnik unfunny.
Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
Nice to see Legos haven't gone anywhere.
Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
Chris uses Garnier Fructis Shampoo and Conditioner.
Timeline cover art
An Appeal to Humanity.
Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....
....and doesn't succeed.
Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
Chris criticizing Equestria Girls.
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