Yawning Squirtle
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| Yawning Squirtle's eternal message to the world | ||
Yawning Squirtle (also known as The Squirtle who Yawned, according to Chris) is arguably Chris's only creation that isn't complete shit. First depicted in Issue 8, stoned out of his mind.
In a CWC Blog post from 12 January 2010, Chris attempts to curb Yawning Squirtle fandom by stating that Yawning Squirtle was caught by a Pokemon trainer.
Fans strongly disagree with this intrepretation, opting for Sean August Watley's Moon-Pals depiction of Yawning Squirtle spending his days on The Moon getting high with Boulder Dropping Whale and Bill the Scientist.
Political career
Rumors have been circulating that Yawning Squirtle will be running against Christian Weston Chandler as mayor of CWCville, on a platform of marijuana legalization. CWCki reporters tried to contact Squirtle with some questions, but apparently there are no telephones underwater. Plus, Squirtle was probably high as fuck.
Images and shoops
Original
Inevitable rule 34.
Lolwut.
Original character, do not steal.
Squirtle!!!
Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
More Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
Oh dear...
He's a firing his lazer...
Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Even moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Who's Silvana been hanging with...
He came.
Yawning Squirtle in Sparta.
Yawning Squirtle 2.0
Perspectives on Modern Sleep 75
Faggot cosplaying Yawning Squirtle.
Artist's depiction.
See also