DJ Jamsta
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"Hey guys, gals, duds [sic] and dudettes of all ages! We are rockin' hawt at Cwcville Beach for Spring Break '08! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da power!" |
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| DJ Jamsta, laying it down | ||
DJ Jamsta is a Sonichu DJ, and host of KCWC. His origins are unknown, Sonichu historians suspect he was plagiarized from a better comic. DJ Jamsta is known for using out-of-date slang and making sexist remarks towards women. Even by Sonichu standards he is particularly ridiculous looking. He looks kind of like if the beginning sequence to Saved by the Bell fucked Sonic the Hedgehog. It's also not entirely clear if his ears are just a different color than the rest of his fur or if he just has a spectacularly terrible hat.
Not Cool
DJ Jamsta is a symbol of what Chris thinks is cool, which is why Jamsta is so very uncool. Chris uses some of DJ Jamsta lines in his future message.
Age Mistakes
Along with Lolisa Rosechu, Jamsta Sonichu is somehow inexplicably older than the original Sonichu, his age is shown as 21 at the end of episode 17 in Sonichu #8 while near the start of episode 18 which is based many after since episode 17 occurred Sonichu becomes 20 years old. This leaves a logical fallacy in that if Jamsta is older than Sonichu wouldn't he name the species of Pokemon he and the rest of the male Hedgehogs belong to.
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